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Durex 12 Pack 'Stand Proud' Bogan Condoms $3.35 (Coles Brunswick VIC Possibly Others)

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Durex 12 Pack 'Stand Proud' Bogan Condoms $3.35 (Coles Brunswick VIC Possibly Others)
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nexus4 on 04/02/2013 - 10:39 imgur.com (4011 clicks)

For those who get hard for their country, these are a bargain at $3.35 - normally Durex condoms will go for $7-$10 a pack. Get in quick before this deal blows out!

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  • superforever on 04/02/2013 - 10:41

    Green and Gold will it gloss in the dark?

    • nexus4 on 04/02/2013 - 10:44
      +4

      Don't think so, but they are flavoured banana and apple!

      • BH1 on 04/02/2013 - 11:53
        +8

        Bite the apple Eve :)

        • knackers on 04/02/2013 - 19:35
          +4

          Steve

        • rekabkram on 04/02/2013 - 19:44
          +1

          Careful about mentioning Adam and Steve, there's religious nut jobs a foot.

        • sama on 04/02/2013 - 21:59
          +6

          I doubt it. Most people came on this thread to have fun and read the comments.

  • greenlantern on 04/02/2013 - 10:42
    +9

    Does it come in Larger sizes?

    • kwaker on 04/02/2013 - 18:00
      +21

      who do you think your fooling?

      • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 18:12
        +17

        I'm sure he means does it come in a pack of 24?

        • stranger82 on 07/02/2013 - 07:42
          +1

          Yes, 24" ? :P

  • pmupsinep on 04/02/2013 - 10:43
    +102

    You can get about 500 sandwich bags for this price

    • Velocita on 04/02/2013 - 10:46
      +46

      Easier to wash and reuse the sandwich bags too.

      • superforever on 04/02/2013 - 10:48
        +9

        Too loose for you.

      • lostn on 04/02/2013 - 11:00
        +30

        Well with the condoms you can just flip them inside out and use them again…

        • ESEMCE on 04/02/2013 - 11:07
          +24

          I came to vote for the puns in the OP, but cracked up at the comments.

        • pmupsinep on 04/02/2013 - 11:17
          +36

          I came to vote for the puns in the OP

          I see what you did thar

        • poltak on 04/02/2013 - 11:20
          +5

          I came to vote for the puns

          Oh dear…
          EDIT: Beaten to it.

        • Cheeper on 04/02/2013 - 12:40
          +4

          Get a puncture repair kit to make em last.

        • ESEMCE on 04/02/2013 - 13:46
          +3

          Glad someone pulled me up on that..

          /waits for comment about pulling me off/

        • canleyheights on 04/02/2013 - 22:58
          -1

          I just came.

        • morini on 15/02/2013 - 22:06
          +1

          Poltak, you won't be needing this product then.

      • Cheeper on 04/02/2013 - 12:41
        +3

        "Easier to wash and reuse the sandwich bags too."

        Make sure to take the apple out!!!!!

      • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 13:07
        +7

        Hold the mayo.

        • mick01 on 12/02/2013 - 14:50

          ''

    • Pobman on 04/02/2013 - 10:48
      +7

      Also free carrier bags at Coles…

      • Helmuth on 04/02/2013 - 10:51
        +20

        The fruit and veg ones are thinner and don't make rustling noises, but don't use the green ones. They're porous.

        @Nexus 4: these can also be flavoured Banana or Apple.

        • Pobman on 04/02/2013 - 12:23
          +5

          You forgot to mention the mushroom bags … Good for those who like added risk.

    • King Tightarse on 04/02/2013 - 11:23
      +12

      You can get two rolls of Black and Gold cling wrap and a box of rubber bands at this price.
      That's a loooooot of discount lovin.

      • [Deactivated] on 04/02/2013 - 11:51
        +12

        Whats scary is I've actually heard of teenagers at my old high school doing this. On a side topic I also heard a chick say "it's okay I won't get pregnant I was on top…." *face palm.

        • Pobman on 04/02/2013 - 12:25
          +9

          Yeah everybody knows you have to be in the middle for that to be true…

        • Tal_Shiar on 04/02/2013 - 13:25
          +6

          You want scary? I had a friend of a friend at high school who openly sucked on a strawberry flavoured condom and said he "liked the taste" all we could do was laugh, he never understood… Smh

        • youknow on 04/02/2013 - 14:21
          +31

          a friend of a friend hey?

    • tko6070 on 04/02/2013 - 13:27
      +26

      yeah but there is a vas deferens between them.

      • hornoscous on 04/02/2013 - 20:19
        +2

        i dunno it sounds like pretty STIFF competition to me.

    • [Deactivated] on 04/02/2013 - 16:35
      +2

      As an OZbargainer, make sure you get the washable ones so you can re-use them

    • sama on 05/02/2013 - 00:37
      +3

      Hope everyone stocked up last deal on what pmupsinep suggested:
      http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/65742

      Notes
      Easier to seal
      2x more secure
      Use as many times as you like ;)

  • geek001 on 04/02/2013 - 10:48
    +38

    Or buy latex gloves instead… one for each work day of the week… :P Viva la OZB.

    • ExPrinceHairy on 04/02/2013 - 12:51
      +5

      some don't get to use them that often.

    • rifter on 04/02/2013 - 13:53
      +1

      Only useful if its shorter than your thumb and thinner than your little finger.

  • doperst on 04/02/2013 - 10:50
    +3

    $5-ish at Coles Belconnen, saw them yesterday

  • PumaPants on 04/02/2013 - 10:52
    +4

    condoms and.. avocado spread?? hmmm….

  • Cheeper on 04/02/2013 - 10:58
    +4

    Why is it that condoms and grog are so popular on OZB??? :-) :-)

    • Helmuth on 04/02/2013 - 11:07
      +27

      And why aren't there any package deals?

  • cvas on 04/02/2013 - 11:00
    +8

    Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

    • J 1 on 04/02/2013 - 11:35
      +3

      Go and get a flag pole up ya.

  • mini2 on 04/02/2013 - 11:03
    +26

    Bogan condoms? Oh the irony…

    • King Tightarse on 04/02/2013 - 11:20
      +20

      When Bogans have no condoms, at least the names are no challenge:
      Destiny/Nathan.
      Easy.

      • BertTom on 05/02/2013 - 03:53
        +2

        Mercedes and Shane too!

        • [Deactivated] on 14/02/2013 - 16:04

          Hey shut up!

          Mine has a Y in it anyway.

        • wisc on 18/02/2013 - 10:31

          cause a Y in it makes it more classy…? (i think that makes it more bogan'ie - IE trying to make a bogan name sound more classy is very boagan sorry!)

  • elitistphoenix on 04/02/2013 - 11:14
    +12

    Can we get a picture of one of the actual condoms (unused)?

    • ExPrinceHairy on 04/02/2013 - 12:19
      +20

      haven't seen a condom before?

      • knackers on 04/02/2013 - 19:39
        +3

        that's what she said

  • tntman on 04/02/2013 - 11:14
    +3

    Hahaha… that was hillarious!

  • Chthonic on 04/02/2013 - 11:15
    +2

    Ugh… The puns rofl.

  • z28 on 04/02/2013 - 11:15
    +9

    Bring back the Ainol jokes, at least they are more subtle.

  • zelda707 on 04/02/2013 - 11:21
    +21

    wasn't interested in the deal, but i came to read the comments :)

    • pauper on 04/02/2013 - 11:39
      +22

      You dont use condoms or is it that you dont get the chance to use it??? :P

    • slix_88 on 04/02/2013 - 11:36
      +21

      no, just no

  • cryptos on 04/02/2013 - 11:31
    +18

    Any ladies want to go half's?

  • J 1 on 04/02/2013 - 11:33
    +22

    Cool, Aussie sleeping bags for my pet mice.

    • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 13:10
      +1

      You have more than one "mouse"?

      • J 1 on 04/02/2013 - 13:14
        +11

        yes, but I only have one burrowing ferret

        • [Deactivated] on 04/02/2013 - 18:01
          +1

          J 1… more like J V.

        • shmahoo on 04/02/2013 - 19:14
          +1

          Is it JV, or not JV?

          That is the question

        • J 1 on 04/02/2013 - 19:53
          -1

          Don't you have anything constructive to add, like me?

    • rekabkram on 04/02/2013 - 19:36
      +5

      I have a great sleeping bag for mice. But it's floor is wooden and it has a metal arm attached to a spring.
      Puts them to sleep in no time.

  • PlasticSpaceman on 04/02/2013 - 11:34
    +12

    "Price check: One pack of condoms, extra small…"

    • mini2 on 04/02/2013 - 11:57
      +2

      Don't laugh, a friend of mine used to do that when she was a checkout chick…

      • Jdrizzle on 04/02/2013 - 12:26
        +5

        She ever get clocked one? I can't imagine customer's being too happy with that.

      • Cluster on 04/02/2013 - 16:31

        I worked in a supermarket once where there was a price check over the store's PA system on a pack of condoms. This was Thursday evening and the store was packed.

        "Price check please on a pack of Ansell 12 pack ribbed condoms. That's Ansell 12 pack ribbed condoms".

        The staff were laughing throughout the shop. Can't imagine the customer was too pleased. I think price check policies changed after that little gem.

  • DelishDish on 04/02/2013 - 11:39
    +4

    Are they designed to be used in the back of Sandman panelvans? Sand and surfboard wax resistant?

    • jimbler on 04/02/2013 - 11:41
      +10

      Yes, and it helps if you've got a Southern Cross tatt & flag draped over your shoulder whilst listening to Khe Sanh.

  • Choc0 on 04/02/2013 - 11:45
    +13

    It should be illegal for bogans to NOT use these. Every time.

  • BH1 on 04/02/2013 - 11:46
    +7

    "Stand up" and be "counted". Your country needs you!!!

    • mini2 on 04/02/2013 - 11:58
      +3

      Well your member has to be standing up in order for this to be used…

      • Cheeper on 04/02/2013 - 12:36
        +2

        Damn that!! I miss out on every good deal.

    • Cluster on 04/02/2013 - 16:32
      +1

      I'll give it a shot.

  • philz on 04/02/2013 - 11:49
    +2

    Do i need to stand up for the national anthem every time I use these?

    • BH1 on 04/02/2013 - 11:57
      +4

      Well for her sake that's the idea… Hopefully. JK :p

    • abc on 04/02/2013 - 12:00
      +1

      No as your tool would already be standing.

    • Chthonic on 04/02/2013 - 12:01
      +36

      Right, because safe sex is so disgusting.

      Let me guess, you're Catholic?

        • Chthonic on 04/02/2013 - 12:12
          +17

          How are condoms disgusting? Please explain then I'll justify my comment once you enlighten me.

        • ESEMCE on 04/02/2013 - 12:24
          +23

          Maybe because the Catholic church preaches that Contraception is bad?
          Seems perfectly relevant and valid hypothesis to me.

        • knackers on 05/02/2013 - 11:51
          +4

          I beg to differ, I would strongly suggest that the pope is pro condoms. Have a look at his outfit.

          ..and with a face only an imaginary god would love.. sheezus, the guy is a walking advertisement for contraception

        • Chthonic on 05/02/2013 - 21:43

          Wow haven't laughed that hard in a while.

          Ahhhh the pope…

  • DEvok on 04/02/2013 - 11:58
    +1

    Guess gonna have a good Fing with my Miss tonight.

    • oz-dxer on 04/02/2013 - 12:22
      +3

      Typo…..Finger?

    • pauper on 04/02/2013 - 14:13
      +1

      Wow! You were able to hold until a good deal came

  • lantol on 04/02/2013 - 12:04
    +1

    What are you planning to do with condoms and avocado spread?

    • Chthonic on 04/02/2013 - 12:07
      +7

      Sausage and avo filled taco.

  • BH1 on 04/02/2013 - 12:09
    +10

    They should make star wars ones. And they fire up like Lightsaber. " use the force Luke.."

  • strangeloops66 on 04/02/2013 - 12:16
    +5

    Hans wouldn't need one - he is not called Solo for nothing. He's just lucky his first name wasn't Foots.

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