Just got this one in an email.
To kick the year off we're giving away calendars!
Send us a private message on Facebook or to [email protected] with your name and address and we'll send one your way!
While stocks last. (End date is a guess.)
Hmmm….another 'food' related post from me…could this be this year's theme?
I better scramble and get one!
before they're all poached?
They could be as rare as Hen's teeth at this rate.
If you miss out, you'll feel like a real cock.
That yoke was lame XD
** unbelievably lame joke deleted **
Needed better eggsexecution.
Can't think of a pun. Brain is fried.
Better than someone scrambling it.
No need. Lots of good egg-samples here
Ahhh, you guys crack me up.
The puns are getting a bit eggstreme now.
I think we should eggcept that it's time to give it a break before this thread eggsplodes
Let's get cracking!
Now you're just egging me on..
You beat me to it!
these jokes all went over easy
I'm too chicken to get one!
watch out for the ecoli!
Can someone clarify if they are cage or free range? Happy to pay a little more for a free range copy.
ha
Free range is good and all but ide also want organic and a disclaimer that no eggs were harmed, defiled or eaten in the production of this calendar.
These calendars have been free to roam and socialise (on FB).
I'd be checking the accreditation as well. These calendars are from Egg Corp, which promotes by far the loosest definition of "free range".
You're absolutely right, Egg Corp literally represent the few largest manufacturers, and have been trying to redefine free range so they can go back to making big bucks at the expense of consumers and chickens alike, while running all the responsible independent manufacturers out of business.
Egg Corp can go to hell.
First n-Egg for the deal!
You do have the choice to buy genuine free range..
Nothing wrong with being an ethical bargain hunter. Companies like this are in a race for the bottom and we'll all be left with less choice in the long run if they dominate. You get what you pay for after all…
hilarious!!!
Without Facebook, I'm going to end up with egg on my face… :(
Good thing these are free cos I really can't afford to shell out
Sorry to hear your personal finances are a bit rotten.
Hmmm shouldn't have put all your eggs in one basket…
Eggstraordinary!
Lets hope there's some chicks on every page
Do the eggs come from a chicken or a rooster ?
from the chicken or any other female reptile/birds/monotremes.
Did the chicken or egg come first?
This thread is becoming eggsasperating. I can't believe i just said that, but then you guys did set the standard. PS: anyone who buys cage eggs tortures chickens.
Negged by a chicken torturer.
anyone who eats chickens…?
No - eating chickens is fine - that just involves killing the little guys, not torturing them. Assuming they weren't bred in a cage that is.
Caged eggs are the product of chicken torture. You eat caged eggs, you're backing that part of an industry that tortures the little guys.
who egged FreckleNuts ?
Eggxactly, FreckleNuts can go to Shell!
You better run egg!
Ahh Homer….
Burns voice "Eggcellent!"
Are these all they are cracked up to be or is someone just taking a sticky Beak and getting their feathers all ruffled
This calendar could be handy to keep records of how often you are laid.
A 365 day calender would present a substantial challenge … even for someone as hot as me.
If you're a collector of egg photos, this will certainly increase the size of your album-en.
lets hope this deal isn't half boiled.
You guys are poaching all my best yolks!
I'll be eggstatic if I receive one before my Ken Done calendar!
Well it is not looking good (stocks may be 'egg-austed'), received "Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently" email and also got my Ken Done calendar in the post today.
I'll chick this one out! Thanks!
subtle, like an egg that almost failed to hatch
They sure can afford to shell out! No wonder there's a shortage of chicks..
OMG that's fowl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, that's the best of what you are (I love you egg!)
For the Ozbargainer this is small fry.
(terrible)
I'm eggcited
Can we order by the dozen ?
egg!
nog!
I'll run at this deal. This is going to be perched on top of my fridge.
P.S. Animal cruelty should be eggsiled.
The comical talents of Eggbargainers is eggstrodinary and I eggspected no less:)
I'll put mine in the Chookhouse.
anyone got error message on their email ?
[email protected]
Subject: Request free calendar
This message hasn't been delivered yet. Delivery will continue to be attempted.
The server will keep trying to deliver this message for the next 1 days, 19 hours and 53 minutes. You'll be notified if the message can't be delivered by that time.
N-egg-ative
That certainly doesn't sound like the eggspected outcome.
I'll get my best man on it. He's a hard boiled detective with a knack for solving egg related cases.. a dozen or so already
maybe it cracked?
It is a bit shy to come out of its shell
Something's scrambled that's for sure.
Yeah, got the same thing and I emailed them almost as soon as the deal was published. :(
price error?
No deal - email failed to be delivered.
Same, I seriously have egg on my face now.
"Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently"
that sucks (eggs)
i got mine today.. i messaged them on facebook instead of emailing
Eggcellent. Eggsactly what I needed
Let the puns begin!