A bargain just in time for the Inauguration! Use it based on your political inclination. Use it as a talking point with visitors or to break the ice at home or start an argument. Use it as a mic or add it to your Beavis and Butthead collection. It's all up to you! 👍
It must be be Soros funded. Why can’t they do same to Obama or Biden?
Why can’t they do same to Obama or Biden?
Coz they wouldn’t sell, Trump’s might.
Chill out man, don’t perceive this as an attack on Trump, it’s actually quite the opposite.
It definitely is an attempt at an attack but they forget the far left is the fake outrage mob and doesn't know how to meme.
Seeing how these organisations operate in the past 10 years, they generally attack you by completely ignoring you and pretending that you don’t exist. Deplatform you etc.
But sure, I could be wrong ofcos
It's hilarious. Some of us are offended on behalf of some actual MAGA folks.
Yeah but I could see where @Iwantthatbargain was coming from.
No one likes unfairness and this selective persecution like they been doing with Trump.
@Gervais fanboy: I think the difference here is that Trump has made many gaffs which are genuinely funny as f.
Obama, can't think of any gaffs. Biden, yes gaffs, but it's not funny funny, but sad funny, like you're making fun of his health rather than his personality.
@smartProverble: Gaffs?
If there were a ratio of unscripted media time/gaffs made, Trump’s probably the best public speaker out here. Contrary to what disingenuous libs may want us to believe.
Also, I would agree that memeing someone for their age would be very cruel but not if that person, everyone around him, the entire Democratic Party and 95% of the MSM has been gaslighting the whole country and claiming that this is the “sharpest smartest Biden yet”. Kjp said “Biden is soo energetic that none of us can ever keep up with him”.
Putin uses this for his butthole
sorry, my mistake, he uses the living version for that
Butt plug modelled on a butt plug
Does it come in any other colours other than orange?
Brown, from residing up Putin's butt
Brown, from residing up Putin's butt
Well, the only thing that will clean is your civil / criminal convictions. I'll take 2!
Too expensive for a toilet bowl cleaner
Is it true Donald is releasing an aftershave?
called
ELON
"He;s always off his face, and always all over mine"
The future's bright, the future's right - and orange.
I think ozbargain is orange because it supports Trump
Every morning he wakes up to Musk, right there, in his face.
How many more times are you gonna spam this same joke?
Calm down. It's all good light hearted fun.
I have it on good authority Donald has a good sense of humour. In fact I read on X from someone who knows, that he can handle one of Elons 'gags' as good as anyone else.Often.
he can handle one of Elons 'gags
but he still gets disappointed that he won't swallow
One term Democrats. One term Labor. Feels good man.
The best socialist politician is the one who's in opposition. Or unemployed.
fair enough, although two terms would be better as they could get more done
In the case of these two though, chances are against them. Time for someone who doesn't poo their pants when they fart
Cleaning up the Middle East
He’ll be going back on his promises if he gets involved too much though.
Having said that, massive W for what he was able to pull off yesterday.
Soo weird see these far left Pro Hamas types still attacking Trump right now.
The man can do nothing right for these people.
Look at all your replies in this thread, lefties live rent free in that head of yours. You are on a bargain site lol
Complains about me being here, whilst also being here..
@Gervais fanboy: It’s hard to avoid the old man yelling at cloud u do in everyone of these type of posts
@donkcat: Complains about the man yelling at the clouds, whilst yelling at the man yelling at the clouds.
-Lib logic
@Gervais fanboy: I’m sure your cat is proud of you owning all these Libs on a bargain site, well done
@Gervais fanboy: Keep fighting those cultural wars on a bargain site buddy, Elon is bound to recognize your heroics soon enough
What he 'pulled off' yesterday, is a daily occurrence from now on.
Can't wait to see him end the Ukraine war on Day 1 as promised.
Also worried about my American stocks. Higher tarrifs -> higher prices -> less economic activity -> lower valued stocks?
Nah mate, internally US is gonna boom (I’m also heavily invested in Murica)
He's already peeled 1 day back to 100 (if then). This is why he purses his lips when he talks. If he operates them like humans do, they can see,hear,fell the lies pour out. To be clear, Trump won't do a fkn thing.Just like his whole life, and last term He just delegates and sacks ppl when they don't deliver yesterday.Even his supporters from last time have forgotten how they all said FMD never again will I work for that guy. . That's the quality of ppl inside the White House. Expert grovellers.
Suck a Berg will get a gig soon. OIC of tracing incriminating evidence data boy, probably.Or "erasing truth boy".
This thread reminds me of one of my favourite sayings
Everyone has a political opinion, much like everyone has a butthole. But its generally not wise to post either on the internet.
Also… It doesn't matter what you think or say. You're not going to change anyone's mind… And even if you do, no one cares, no gold star for you mate. So be happy we aren't Americans, go to sleep, good night ozbargain
Is it a butthole cleaner? Shape suggests so. I dont want to spend that kind of money if it isnt.
Biggest filthy frank fan out there and I didn’t even know that this existed. How embarrassing
Only Putin's, but this was being done way before this was made
Can this be used with bleach?
Bleached as ,bro.
who would have thought Trent from Punchy is also Beached Az Bro
Today 'real ppl' model there lives on his character. It's a cultural norm.
can trump sue kmart for this? lol
He’ll probably put a tariff on them, get a % of their earnings
Sweet ole American capitalism <3
you can use it to stir your covfefe
Apparently , it was made in China, then all this pages of hatred start making sense ,LOL
‘Pages of hatred’
How about you quote just 5 comments please?
So If I swap your name and the name mentioned, you must have been showered in love ? Many say they call your name when sanitising dunny, some love to see their dogs chew on your body shaped toy…. you would think how nice you name is used in so many non offensive loving way ??
Negs me, writes absolute rubbish and then goes on to complaining about ‘hate’.
Typical.
@Gervais fanboy: So you complaining of my comment, complaining my neg view on your waste-everyones-time question ,then getting abusive when I answered you question.
Talking about typical people with so much hate and ignorance
I wouldn't have thought Trump was even sponge-worthy.
??? The man is surrounded by more sponges than the global reef systems.
welcome back trumpy bear!
Folks, listen, I’ve got something incredible for you today. It’s a sponge. But not just any sponge—this is the sponge, okay? It’s tremendous, just tremendous.
People are calling it the ‘Trump Sponge.’ They’re saying it’s the greatest sponge ever made. I’m not saying that, they’re saying it!
It’s tough, it’s resilient, it absorbs more than any other sponge—believe me. Some people, they’re out there using these weak, loser sponges. Sad! Not this one, folks. This sponge, it’s strong, it’s powerful, it soaks up everything—water, spills, maybe even the media lies, who knows?
I was talking to a guy the other day, big sponge guy, huge in the sponge world…He said, ‘Mr. Trump, this sponge is changing the game.’ I said, ‘Of course it is! It’s modeled after me!’
And Elon—you know Elon, great guy, smartest guy, rocket guy—he’s using them. He told me, ‘Donald, this sponge could clean a spaceship!’ And I said, ‘Elon, that’s exactly what I was thinking!’
So folks, you need this sponge. You really do. Your kitchens, your bathrooms, your cars—they’ll thank you. It’s time to clean bigly, clean classy. Get the Trump Sponge. It’s the best. Nobody does sponges like us, folks. Believe me.
How anyone could downvote this accurate impression escapes me!
I'd keep one in the car for guano/pollen removal.
Why Kmart…. Why?
$4.5 still too expensive?
Wow 4 pages in and I cant believe this one hasnt been used.. any Seinfeld fans ?
“But, Is he Sponge-worthy?”
Good toy for the dogs to chew or as a sponge to clean shit off my shoes
Why are your shoes riddled with shit in the first place?
from the dog
He must be shitting on your shoes for a reason,
It might be the attitude?
I brought this in store for 10c a week ago.
Its part of the Christmas collection
Shows how disgusting are the lefty bigots who preaches tolerance ! Cowardly lots!
Trump supporters truly show tolerance. Supporting someone that raped another? What a dedicated lot.
And then followed up by trying very, very hard to rape democracy.
why the hell is Kmart selling this crap?
This comment could be applied to 95% of the stuff they sell. So much plasticky landfill junk.
No one does hate like the tolerant left.
The TDS is real.
Wow, didn’t know you were one of those
Anyways https://youtu.be/bp9f4Q85B8A?si=g9TF2ljPfVpS7ntL
Trump does this flailing gesture towards many of his contrarians. All able bodied people.
Also please note, that reporter actually verifiably lied about Trump (no criticism of that anywhere by the MSM).
CNN knowingly lied in the clip you shared, they should have atleast provided the context that I just provided to you with the clip I shared.
Regardless, believe what you wanna believe after this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hEQKqFgfAg
Yeah, I'm gonna believe the orange clown who topped 30K lies in his first term.
@Gervais fanboy Quick! Better correct the wikipedia page!
It's your duty as a booster!
I didn’t address what I didn’t address
I only talked about this particular falling arms incident, I also never claimed that he had never met that reporter before.
Did you even watch that clip or read my comment? Why misalign and digress??
@Gervais fanboy: If you watch the first video, they analyse the video in some depth, and give their views.
Combined with another observation they don't mention, but I will.
In the rally video, Trump says the following words while doing the hand motions:
"and you should see this guy. He's like…aaaah"
So anyone with an IQ above 80 who can see and hear will know what he's doing. Combine that with the (all too easy/fish in a barrel) character assassination that is his undeniable passion for lying, and you there you have it.
But you keep defending him and his cohorts. I'm sure there's a bonus in it for you.
If you watch the first video, they analyse the video in some depth, and give their views.
I did
Trump says the following words while doing the hand motions:
"and you should see this guy. He's like…aaaah"
Yes, he did.
Now note this -
1. The journalist in question - his arms irl DONT MOVE, they can’t move as that’s what his unfortunate disability is.
So trump basically did a flailing arms impression of someone that actually can’t move his arms??
Meanwhile Trump’s performed this same exact gesture multiple times to mock other people who were all able bodied.
2. Watch these short clips for some context
https://youtu.be/bp9f4Q85B8A?si=g9TF2ljPfVpS7ntL
https://youtu.be/-eoyfu2BsQs?si=MpPqdAqHPfJOrB2s
It seems like your mind was already made up about him before any of this back and forth, so I don’t see the point in me reasoning with you further.
Anyways, CNN despite their character assassination should have shown those other clips to just provide some basic context, also atleast mention the fact that disabled reporter had verifiably been lying about Trump and then yeah sure, go back to demonising Trump. Fair enough.
But you keep defending him and his cohorts
I keep defending him and his cohorts?
How? Where? When?
Which cohorts?
You have lied for a second time now.
Better correct the wikipedia page!(en.wikipedia.org)
It's your duty as a booster! I'm sure there's a bonus in it for you.
We have never engaged before and you are being rude for no reason. Over the internet too, wannabe tough guy lol
@Gervais fanboy: aka 2021 COVID blow-in: Quite the little spinner, ain't ya?
The journo's arms can't move, you say? For real? And Trump knew that? The Liar In Chief said he didn't know?
Doesn't matter what he said — he's on verified record as a liar and convicted crim.
Striking that pose, at the centre of thousands of people, many a great distance away necessitates exaggeration by way of movement. Any actor worth their salt knows that. Trump's a B-grade actor. Before his reality TV acting as a "boss", he even did fast food ads in the 80s. You didn't know?
By moving his arms, he emphasised it so people 80 metres away could see.
Further to the lying — and something that's going to courts across the US: Less than 24 hours after taking the oath of office, to defend and uphold the Constitution, he signed an Executive order to nullify the 14th amendment.
Sit and spin on that.
Over the internet too, wannabe tough guy lol
You don't want me within a kilometre of you IRL.
You don't want me within a kilometre of you IRL.
We on the mainland prefer the dregs to be isolated in Tasmania
@Lets Go Brandon: Yet you're crawling all over the island, paying top dollar and getting gouged to buggery cos CheAPer ThaN MAInLaNd.
Glad we bought when we did. More in reserve to visit now and then!
What reaction do you expect someone found to rape another to get?
Here for the comments 🍿
Only 4 people with TDS left a negative review LOL.
I'll take 3, thanks!
He wishes he was that slim.
The beauty of MAGA is that people just pick some random stuff about the good old days, free it from any context of what might have sucked about those times, and pretend that we can return to the imaginary past. It plays on people's inability to cope with modern society in negative and exploitative way. The dad thing is that modern society is pretty ruthless and there are genuine grievances buried under MAGA which were and continue to be disregarded. Trump will take things in the opposite direction, concentrating wealth and power in the USA even more. Best we can hope for is that things break and are rebuilt better. That would be painful and hurt many people in the process though.
You have made a massive generalisation based on two comments on page 1.
How very sincere of you
Also, there’s not 1 American here, who do you think over here is ‘Maga’? People are just trolling you lol.
I'm laying it out for you to play it out.
No, you just made a massive generalisation and got it wrong.
It’s like me assuming right now that you must be a communist that wants all private land ownership abolished,
It would be crazy for anyone to just assume that.
Anyways, you be you.
LOl Trumps new 'ambassodors.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-17/trump-names-stallone-…
Would love to be a fly on the wall in Israels cabinet after what Mel Gibson said when he was busted for pissy driving in the US.
I wonder if he'll use an interpreter for Stallones brain farts.
@BargainHunter9876543: Not wrong!