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      • +1

        Only difference is Joe Biden doesn't need a toilet brush when he's in nappies.

    • +4

      I am sure that DJT would carry on underterred…

    • They exist - I bought one in the US
      https://amzn.asia/d/cBs003c

    • nup. the hussain obongo, hunter and his dad toilet brush set already cornered the market.

  • -7

    perfect

    not

    • +3

      classic not joke right here

    • It's just a joke mate have a laugh

  • +3

    How's this go on nasty skidmarks and under the rim?

    • +4

      Trump’s more of a piss fan allegedly

      • -1

        and morons still believe the fake steele dossier that obama and clinton used to take out fake fisa warrants to spy on the trump campaign and push the fake russia collusion scam that the fake news pushed every day for years until it was shown to be the scam that it was. and idiots still believe it. hilarious.

  • +29

    They need to have him in an orange jumpsuit which is more befitting of a felon.

    • -4

      Is that for Hunter Biden and his shonky daddy?

      • +18

        Which one of them has been convicted?

        • +14

          Hunter was pardoned by his daddy. How convenient.

          • +6

            @Don5252: If Hunter was smart he would have joined the insurrection on January 6 and got a Trump pardon instead.

            • -2

              @OzzyBrak: Correct. And if you’re a proud boy your saviour is coming on January 20th. What a time to be alive. Funny how Joe Biden said he’d never, never, never even pardon his troglodyte son. Funny? Hilarious.

          • +18

            @Don5252: Pardoning a family member for lying about drug use and not paying tax for 3 years is one thing.

            Pardoning people who helped put you in power on the other hand feels a little… corrupt. Not to mention threatening to fire people who try to investigate you.

            • -1

              @eug: it may be one little, tiny minuscule thing…… I agree…..but in the scheme of things it's a pretty terrible thing to do. Can we agree on that?

              • +1

                @Don5252: Politicians from any party have varying levels of BS. Likewise there are very different levels of terrible.

                One of them looks pretty bad. The other is something you would only expect to see happening in a corrupt developing country led by someone with dictatorial tendencies.

            • @eug: Neither passes the pub test.

            • -1

              @eug: "try to 'investigate' you". you mean 'persecute' and how did that work out? oh yeah, landslide victory, all 3 branches of government won and the popular vote, just to suck on that too.

        • -2

          convicted by a partisan hack dem judge, who should have recused himself from the court case under n.y state law for being a dem donor, but refused to. the same hack dem judge who's daughter raised 100 million bucks for the dems via her judge father's tds and millions for herself via her media company contracts to do campaigning for harris's election fund. the judge who refused to relocate the case out of the dem infested area to stymie a fair trial. the judge who banned trump's first amendment right to free speech on being able to comment on the case. the judge who threw out jurors who followed trump social media, but kept jurors who followed biden social media. the judge who allowed michael colangelo, the number 3 of the BIDEN FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, to demote himself, leave d.c. and go to a STATE prosecution case (illegal conflicts of interest) to help the useless local district attorney who CAMPAIGNED on himself getting elected by going after his POLITICAL OPPONENT, with a MISDEMEANOR BOOK KEEPING charge that they cobbled into some zombie legal theory zombie case, to turn a misdemeanor into a felony, which every legal scholar stated was a crock and would never survive the appeal. but hey, at least they got their mug shot and headlines. and how did it all work out for them? oh yeah, IT BACK FIRED, and gave trump a landslide win. won executive, won senate, won house of reps, won popular vote, won all 7 battleground swing states, and the SCOTUS will throw this scam conviction out on appeal. so it's all good man.

          • @hueylewis: Question is, why do you care so much?

            • @Mr Bob Dobalina: why are you whining about trump not being in an orange jump suit?

              • @hueylewis: Answer my question first.

                • @Mr Bob Dobalina: 'answer my question first!'

                  lol.

                  ok.

                  because I find it interesting to see how the msn kool aid drinkers react when they see the actual details, other than the 'orange man bad' narrative that they swallow.

                  sorry to see you so disappointed with the result of the stalinist show trials.

          • +1

            @hueylewis: The cult is strong.

            • @jackspratt: yes, so strong it won the presidency, the house of reps, the senate, and the popular vote. and a lot stronger than the woke cult, the D.E.I. cult, the climate cult and the identity politics cult, combined.

              • @hueylewis: Jim Jones also had some early wins……

                • @jackspratt: why don't you just go all in and say so did adolf…. you know you want to peddle that narrative…..

                  • @hueylewis: Oh! look ….. Mike Godwin just dropped in. 🤣

                    • @jackspratt: "Oh! look ….. Mike Godwin just dropped in". why not, that is all the TDS have pushed for 8 years….

                • @jackspratt: pathetic. is that all you have? comparing winning the most powerful position of leader of the free world to some dude in the jungle who killed a bunch of morons who drank kool aid. speaking of drinking kool aid…

                  • @hueylewis: Speaking of cults …..

                    • -1

                      @jackspratt: like i said, you have a problem with trump as a cult, but are down and dirty with the climate cult? the identity politics cult? the woke cult? the grooming cult? the DEI cult?

                      • @hueylewis: Baaa baaaa baaaa

                        Good little sheep, repeat the right wing buzz words you get online.

                        • @Randolph Duke: sheep don't question scams.

                          and left wing buzz words are fine with you, yep. ok.

                          • @hueylewis:

                            sheep don't question scams.

                            No argument there.

                            • @Randolph Duke: exactly. and since I question the progressive woke scams, you are confirming that your lame accusation of calling me a sheep, does not apply.

                              now off you go, troll, back to the safe space at the gender studies course.

                              • @hueylewis: More repeated talking points, well done. One day Trump or Elon will call you a special person, I can feel it.

                                • @Randolph Duke: More trolling with no substance, well done.

                                  But I wouldn't expect anything other than mono syllables from a triggered social justice warrior suffering from TDS.

                                  Don't you have a pride parade or welcome to country ceremony to get to?

                                  Trump, living rent free in your head, 24/7 for the next 4 years.

                                  How sweet it is.

                                  Heh Heh Heh

    • If only they could keep him in jail ((they couldn't))

    • Fake news, complete with hunt!

  • +9

    always thought he was a shit-head

    • +5

      I always thought he was a d*ldo

      • +1

        i

      • +1

        He self identified as a dildo when he forced himself onto Stormy…

        • Don't forget E Jean Carroll.

          • @DashCam AKA Rolts: She wasn't his type lol 😂
            Which I guess is true seeing he always went for younger women who weren't ugly..

            • @Juggernaut1984: Given he misidentified her as his second wife, Marla Maples, clearly she was his type at the time of the alleged incident.

            • @Juggernaut1984:

              he always went for younger women who weren't ugly..

              E. Jean Carroll was Miss Indiana University in the ‘60s. The allegations are from 1987, when she was in her early 40s. You're making judgements from 37 years later.

          • @DashCam AKA Rolts: is she the one who the dems paid her legal fees, couldn't remember where or when it was supposed to have happened, waited decades to make a complaint, said she was going to produce dna evidence on a dress but never did, had the dems extend the EXPIRED STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS in a special law so that they could resurrect her story so that a dem judge and jury could pay her for her story, yet there was never any criminal conviction, is that you are referring to?

            • @hueylewis: I think your confusing the the memory issues of the defendant and the witness.
              You know, the defendant who bragged about SAing women, 'cause you get away with it when you're a celebrity, the same guy who use to walk in on young girls' changing rooms at beauty pageants, and hung out with Jeffery Epstein. That guy.

              • -3

                @DashCam AKA Rolts: Trump was never charged with the crime of rape. Bragging or joking is not a crime. Walking in changing rooms? Please keep up, the progressives actively want men in women's toilets and showers and have made laws to that effect. The dodgy civil case, (not criminal case) lawyers were paid for by the dems as a smear campaign and the dem judge and dem jury decided to pay millions for a story that had no proof because a civil trial has virtually no standard of proof, the cash goes to the one whoever the jury wants to believe, and a nice fat percentage cut going to the ambulance chasers. A scam court case that the democrat politicians LEGISLATED A LAW FOR THE ONE PURPOSE OF EXTENDING THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS THAT EXPIRED YEARS AGO. And how did it work out for the dems? lol, it backfired bigly and trump gets to be president again. A total own goal fail. probably worth paying the cash to the bullsh!tters to become the leader of the free world and kick out the hussain obama meat puppet senile bribe taking zombie biden. money well spent.

              • -2

                @DashCam AKA Rolts: Epstein tried to hang out with trump. That guy trump disowned anything to do with epstein years before the darlings of the left flew lolita airways to ped island. clinton was a frequent flyer, along with gates, and most of the cnn news talking heads.

                • +2

                  @hueylewis: Kool Aid consumed and kicked in.
                  And what do we call guys who creep on young girls and fly on Epstein's planes?

                  • @DashCam AKA Rolts: trump never flew on epsteins plane. why would he anyway, he has his own planes. what do we call guys who creep blah blah? whatever they pronouns the left love to identify as being. them, they, Ze/hir: A gender-neutral pronoun set that originated in the trans community
                    Xe/xem: A gender-neutral pronoun set
                    Ver/vir/vis: A gender-neutral pronoun set
                    Te/tem/ter: A gender-neutral pronoun set
                    E/em/eirs: A gender-neutral pronoun set,
                    zebra, animae, antelope, jedi etc

                    • @hueylewis:

                      Was Donald Trump on Jeffrey Epstein's Flight Logs? What We Know
                      Trump and Epstein had an alleged friendship and the real estate mogul previously flew on his jets, according to flight logs. Trump was among the names in documents unsealed in the settled case released in January. The papers contain emails and transcripts of depositions pertaining to the now-settled case brought by Giuffre.
                      The presumptive Republican presidential nominee told New York Magazine in 2002 that he'd known Epstein for 15 years and that he was a "terrific guy." Trump also flew on Epstein's jet a number of times, though he distanced himself from his comments following the financier's arrest and said they had not spoken in 15 years.
                      Trump flew on Epstein's jet four times in 1993, as well as once in 1994, 1995 and 1997, according to flight logs made public in 2021. The flights were between Palm Beach, Florida, and New York City airports, with the 1994 flight stopping at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport.
                      During an interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson earlier this year, Trump said that the convicted sex offender and suspected sex trafficker had been "a fixture" in Palm Beach, Florida, and had a "beautiful" life before the discovery of his crimes.

                      Source:https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/was-donald-trump-on-jeffrey-epsteins-flight-logs-what-we-know/ar-BB1omZ3l

                      • -3

                        @DashCam AKA Rolts: cites MSN. lol.

                        MSN the fake news company that pushed the russia hoax lies for 8 years….

                        why did you edit this part out of the text of your comment?

                        inconvenient truth?

                        "Trump has not been linked to any offenses committed by Epstein or Maxwell.
                        Donald Trump Jr. said his father was not on "the Epstein list."
                        You know who's not on the Epstein list? My father… because if he was, it would have leaked in about half a second!!!! That's a fact!"

                        As I already said, epstein tried to sleeze up to trump. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

                        As soon as trump got wind of epstein's ways, he ditched him.

                        Unlike all of the lefty progressive sleeze bags like clinton and gates and half of the hollywood leftists.

                        nice, the way you fall for the spin of twisting it to make it look one way, while omitting the complete context.

                        nice try, but you failed again.

                        I notice that you also failed to mention the little fact that TRUMP IS NOW TALKING ABOUT MAKING THE ACTUAL DIARY ENTRIES PUBLIC, YES, AND PEOPLE LIKE GATES, WHO PAID MILLIONS TO TRY AND DEFEAT TRUMP AT THE ELECTION, ARE $h!TTING THEMSELVES ABOUT TRUMP RELEASING THE DIARIES.

                        PLANE, RIDE, LOL.

                        NO ONE IS GOING TO BOTHER WITH PLANE LOGS WHEN TRUMP RELEASES THE ACTUAL NAMES OF ALL OF THE PEOPLE AND EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID WITH WHOM.

                        nice try, but the harder you try, the bigger you fail.

                        you have nothing on trump, but he has the evidence now,

                        payback from trump is coming for the swamp. NOW THAT IT IS A TRUMP DOJ,

                        if you want a giggle, go check out the video of musk laughing about how the establishment is running scared now that trump will have control of the release of the names and details.

                        but you probably have already seen it, just pretend it never happened.

                        how sweet it is.

                        • +2

                          @hueylewis:

                          "Trump has not been linked to any offenses committed by Epstein or Maxwell. Donald Trump Jr. said his father was not on "the Epstein list."

                          Donald Trump Jr. as a reliable source. Thanks for the Saturday evening laugh. You made me spit out my coffee.

                          musk laughing about how the establishment is running scared

                          Second major laugh for the day.

                          Do go on. Your Sky After Dark/ Facebook/Fox nEwS sources are such entertainment.

                          • -1

                            @DashCam AKA Rolts: "Donald Trump Jr. as a reliable source." *via your MSN source, by the way, so laugh it up.

                            So where is your proof that trump is on the list, nothing, zero, nada, zip. epstien photo bombs are not proof of anything, except in the TDS world.

                            I have not cited any sky facebook fox blah blah blah, more fabrication and invention of yours.

                            but please keep citing cnbc and cnn, up until musk buys them for chump change to really push your buttons. heh heh heh.

                          • -1

                            @DashCam AKA Rolts: photo bombs at functions of hundreds of people are proof of nothing, but I dont see you mentioning the clinton photos being massaged by the woman who had it off with prince andrew…

                            clinton at the airport lolita express lounge getting a massage from prince andrew's squeeze.

                            https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-2002-pic-epstein-19520…

                            • +1

                              @hueylewis:

                              photo bombs at functions of hundreds of people are proof of nothing,

                              Correct. But Trump seemed to be awfully cosy with Epstein until they fell out over a property deal.

                          • -1

                            @DashCam AKA Rolts: Do you actually bother to read the links you post?

                            Highlighting your own goals is getting boring now.

                            from your own link….

                            "Meanwhile, by late 2007, reports surfaced that Epstein had been banned from Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort over alleged unsavory conduct involving underage girls.

                            “He would use the spa to try to procure girls. But one of them, a masseuse about 18 years old, tried to get her to do things,” an insider previously told Page Six. “Her father found out about it and went absolutely ape-[bleep]. Epstein’s not allowed back.”

                            Following Epstein’s second arrest in 2019, Trump, 77, acknowledged that his relationship with Epstein soured decades ago."

                            • @hueylewis:

                              Highlighting your own goals is getting boring now.

                              Indeed. How about (from your link):

                              The woman in the photo is 22-year-old Chauntae Davies……..

                              Can you enlighten us further on where Ms Davies has been quoted, or alleged, that she was Andrew's "squeeze"?

                              • @jackspratt: if you are that interested in prostitutes and perverts all banging each other, there are numerous examples of these women all swapping stories on video about their 'experiences'. go research it yourself, if you are so interested in it. knock yourself out. what i find amusing is how only a couple of certain people one being trump, get all the attention, but the rest, of a certain political leaning, get zero scrutiny.

                                • @hueylewis: 0 - 1

                                  Oh!, BTW - did you know Huey was an environmentalist?

                                  • -1

                                    @jackspratt: I know that you are a criminal who passes illegal fake counterfeit money, by your own admission.

                                    now run off back to your safe space at the gender studies faculty.

                                    off you go.

                                  • -2

                                    @DashCam AKA Rolts: Ha ha, the POTUS peanut farmer sold the canal for one dollar, now the CCP is conducting economic warfare because it controls the canal vicariously via Panama and is extorting fees from the country that originally built it, adding to the cost of imports and exports.

                                    Of course the bribe taking zombie senile hussain obongo meat puppet biden was toopissweak to do anything about it.

                                    It helped the 'bidenomics' break records. Record inflation, that is.

                                    what is even funnier is that you think it is a big joke.

                                    You think getting is ripped of is fine, hey?

                                    Thankfully you have ozB.

                                    • +3

                                      @hueylewis:

                                      Of course the bribe taking zombie senile hussain obongo meat puppet biden was toopissweak to do anything about it.

                                      Honestly …… how old are you?

                            • @hueylewis: and before 2007?????????

                              • -2

                                @DashCam AKA Rolts: You're demanding details from ME, re the 2007 quote?

                                Why ask me, chuckles? IT WAS FROM ONE OF YOUR LINKS, EINSTEIN.

                                and another from ONE OF YOUR LINKS
                                Two titans clashed in Palm Beach in 2004, each vying for the ultimate prize: the Maison de l’Amitie.

                                here's another clip from ONE OF YOUR LINKS.

                                Following Epstein’s second arrest in 2019, Trump, 77, acknowledged that his relationship with Epstein soured decades ago."

                                dunno why you got 2007 stuck up your … .

                              • -2

                                @DashCam AKA Rolts: Amazing you get your geo politics via woke cartoons. lol.

                                Did the funnies tell you about Cal Gov Gavin newscum diverting water from the North into the ocean to save the smelt fish?

                                Meanwhile dozens of people burnt to death and L.A. burned to the ground and the water ran dry.

                                Here is Trump telling the demomarxists running SoCal to get manage the situation, SIX YEARS AGO, and numerous times since.
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8pZHKpsoMM

                                Here is another one of the woke progressive governors brain farts, recorded for the history books.
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuPxwQNEim4

                                Trump warned newscum about the fires and cleaning up all the dead brush and what happened?

                                Yep, they ignored his advice about clearing the overgrowth and mocked him instead.

                                Karma.

                                • +1

                                  @hueylewis:

                                  Did the funnies tell you about Cal Gov Gavin newscum diverting water from the North into the ocean to save the smelt fish?

                                  Hahahahahaha! Swallowed the click bait from the mAgA posts.

                                  Trump also told them to "rake the forests", because he's clueless, thinks the wilderness is like the "rough" of a golf course.

                                  • -3

                                    @DashCam AKA Rolts: Trump is absolutely correct about the mismanagement of the environment and if you want to try and spin it into some golf course analogy for a pathetic attempt to ridicule forest management, be my guest.

                                    It highlights the econazi green policies that make a bad situation worse.

                                    The same eco policies there as well as local the local councils where I live refused to do adequate clearing and back burning and fire breaks in the past and we suffered with catastrophic fires. But guess what? We threw out the green obsessed councillors and now we are back to doing fire mitigation or raking golf course work, as you like to describe it.

                                    The amount of dead wood in my area sits there for months and there are laws that prohibit me to even pick up or move one stick of dead wood, because it could be a home to some frog.

                                    I have seen and been a part of the struggles to get back burn and clear the undergrowth now.

                                    Something you would realise if you lived in the real world instead of cloud cuckoo land.

                                    It helps the ecofascist narrartive that it is the c02 is to blame for the fires, not the mismanagement and lack of clearing.

                                    Residents stated that there used to be fire breaks criss crossing the areas to allow for containment and access.

                                    They stated that they used to see the fire breaks criss crossing the landscape, years ago, but not any more.

                                    Maga click bait? nope, the BBC,
                                    On Friday, Newsom confirmed Trump's claim that there had been no water for some fire hydrants, which hampered the emergency response.
                                    Firefighters in Los Angeles have told the BBC they experienced shortages.
                                    Newsom called for an independent investigation into the loss of water pressure to hydrants and "the reported unavailability of water supplies from the Santa Ynez Reservoir".
                                    In a letter addressed to the heads of the LA Department of Water and Power and LA County Public Works, Newsom said that reports of inadequate water supplies were "deeply troubling" .
                                    "Losing supplies from fire hydrants likely impaired the effort to protect some homes and evacuation corridors," he wrote.

                                    Here is more to the contrary to the green religion, which you try to spin as click bait.

                                    The president-elect has long railed against Democrats in California for limiting the availability of water for Californians that comes from the Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers in the northern part of the state. He stumped on the issue during his 2016 campaign and, during his first term, Trump sought to divert more water away from a delta where the two rivers meet that is home to an endangered fish species known as smelt.

                                    But Newsom and his administration challenged this in court, arguing opinions suggesting that the water diversion would not impact the fish were wrong.

                                    Newsom also previously opposed efforts to construct a pipeline meant to divert water south. He has overseen programs in his state that annually release hundreds of billions of gallons of stormwater buildup into the Sacramento-San Jaoquin River Delta to benefit the smelt habitat — rather than redirecting the water south for use by people in the central and southern parts of the state.

                                    But I guess cartoons appeal more to your intellect.

                                • @hueylewis:

                                  Trump revives threats to withhold disaster aid for political foes

                                  https://www.eenews.net/articles/trump-revives-threats-to-wit…

                                  All round great guy. /s

                                  • -1

                                    @DashCam AKA Rolts: The only way to bring the ecofascists to heel is cut off the money. But at least the TDS spin doctors are bringing home the cash, working over time for the next 4 years. ha ha

                                    • @hueylewis: Seeing as you're so invested in the Trump train, hope you're investing in his latest crypto offering.

                                      • @DashCam AKA Rolts: Can't be any worse than the sh!t coins in your bag… lol

                                        • @hueylewis: Did you buy the Trump guitar that looks awfully like a rip off of a Gibson?

                                          • @DashCam AKA Rolts: Yes, because it is made raintree forest wood, and and manufactured using coal and gas electricity, just to p!ss you off.

                                            And I am going to enjoy playing it, right up until your hero Albo and his ecofascist bums are thrown out in a few months from now.

                                            • @hueylewis: It will look great with your gold Trump sneakers.
                                              Perhaps you can use it to accompany some hymns have perused the Trump Bible, then sing praises to the Grifter in Chief.

  • +4

    Waste of money and time this and his proxy in our homeland.

  • +7

    You could use it the same way the Romans used a sponge on a stick.

    • +1

      i wash myself with a douchebag on a stick

  • +7

    does it come with the first lady elon suction cup attachment?

  • +16

    An Albo version would make for a great butt plug.

    • +11

      I know ozbargain is a close knit community but that's too much info of your personal preference

    • +3

      It would definitely give your rectal cavity a voice.

    • +9

      Dan Andrew's one will sell out in no time flat. The guy is still living rent free in many heads.

    • +4

      Dunno, a Dutton one might be a bit big but it'd certainly be smooth

      Just avoid the Harold Holt one, definitely likely to lose it up there and never find it again.

    • Alan Joyce can vouch for that.

      • Don’t forget Alan Jones

  • +4

    Who did Netanyahu call first after ceasefire deal was agreed too….
    HINT it wasn't Crooked, SLEEPY JOE

    • +2

      Well, if the guy is good enough to clean up Gaza, the guy is good enough to clean our toilets.

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