The President (Trump) Cleaning Sponge $4.50 (RRP $9) + Delivery ($0 OnePass / C&C from Limited Stores) @ Kmart

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A bargain just in time for the Inauguration! Use it based on your political inclination. Use it as a talking point with visitors or to break the ice at home or start an argument. Use it as a mic or add it to your Beavis and Butthead collection. It's all up to you! 👍

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  • +5

    Who did Netanyahu call first after ceasefire deal was agreed too….
    HINT it wasn't Crooked, SLEEPY JOE

    • +2

      Well, if the guy is good enough to clean up Gaza, the guy is good enough to clean our toilets.

  • +7

    "This gag gift is going to be a big hit with your friends!"

    Time to get new friends…

  • +18

    Stop trying to turn this country into Murica

      • +16

        Spoken like someone who hasn’t lived in America.

        • +1

          Pm me for I’ll show you my two passports… how many do you have? Lived in AZ half of my life. How about you?

          • +2

            @mustang87401: I’ve lived in the US, and if you’re on a decent salary with healthcare provided by your employer then yes, it can be good. You’re screwed if you don’t have a decent salary, and destitute if you have a medical episode and no health insurance (and even then your coverage might not be enough to save you financially).

            The lack of safety nets for those less fortunate or those who fall on hard times does not sit well with me, and disparity between the haves and have nots only grows bigger (also happening here at a slower rate). The cost of living benefits seem to have evaporated in the US, it’s nowhere near as cheap to live as 10-15 years ago.

            Australia is not perfect, no country is, but it’s damn better than most.

            • +2

              @Randolph Duke: I know lots of Americans. Their healthcare is absolutely f*d.
              Even with good cover, excess can be in the thousands of dollars. Compared to our cap of $750 here for private health.
              And if you don't like that, we have public hospitals.
              I dunno what mustang was smoking while in Arizona lol.

              • @Rick Sanchez: You clearly don't know any Americans then.

                The US has a public and private healthcare system just like we do. The system is the same, however what's different is that American's aren't willing to wait years on waiting lists for basic hospital treatments in the public system like we are, so they walk into private hospitals and demand the treatments/procedures, then cry poor about not being able to afford the bills for it after the fact. Australian's simply just wait years until they can get it done in the public system, instead.

                As a US citizen, free healthcare is everywhere, it's simply just nowhere near as good as the healthcare offered in the private system. It's the exact same here in Australia in that regard.

                Their healthcare system is vastly bigger than ours, too. They have a lot more "in-between" options within the local/state/federal system. Like hospitals run by charities, religions and universities. If your willing to have surgeries and procedures done by teams of mixed experience registered professionals in those facilities, you can get $30K+ operations done for a few hundred dollars. You won't see stuff like that happen in Australia at all.

      • +3

        @mustang87401 I can’t work out what you’re saying. Your last sentence suggests all that goes before it is bollocks.

        So I’ll say this anyone promoting American healthcare over Australian needs to have their Ozbargain membership revoked.

        • -3

          Another hater with no actual lived experience. Medicare is full of wait times, misdiagnosis, incompetent imported doctors from South Asia etc…

          • +1

            @mustang87401: I've lived and worked in both the US and here and I can say you're talking out your arse. What's your experience with working and living in the US.

            In the US cost of living is generally higher and the healthcare system completely fails those that need it most.

            • +1

              @tjhogwash: As I said I am a dual citizen and half lived there half of my life working and studying even. Funny because you sound like someone who has never worked in america because you would know that salaries are double or more for most professional jobs so whatever you said about cost of living is totally missing the point. Taxes are less and salaries much much higher, especially in tech (which is what I do) but in all of corporate in general. AUD is monopoly money with very little value as you can see right now. Dropped like a rock in comparison to USD. Only reason I am back is due to my parent flailing health and children in school at an important period. Australia was great 20 or so years ago where salaries, medicare were good in comparison to the cost of living. Now it’s so bad and it’s only getting worse. This is a sentiment shared by at least a dozen of Aussies that I know that actually still live where I used to live in phoenix. Nobody is considering moving back if it’s not due to their parents/family. That’s nurses, accountants, tech people… make of it what you want but Australia isn’t as competitive as it used to be.

              • +3

                @mustang87401: Although I don’t live in the US myself, lot of my distant family/relatives do

                Yes, you can criticise the Oz healthcare system for its ills but it’ll never come close to being as effed up as the American health care system. America is so fkd.
                The kind of price gouging they practice would put our supermarkets to shame,

                Btw people commit suicides in America just so they could evade their medical debts. I am talking about actual American citizens here.
                I don’t think I have ever heard of anything like that happening in our country.

              • @mustang87401: Yeah I actually work for a US company right now, in tech as well. I lived in San Diego and LA for a number of years.

                That said cost of living ain't all it's cracked up to be in the US even. Granted I'm probably more fortunate than most but in general wages aren't higher for the majority of citizens. We just had friends come back from a road trip across the south of the US and all they talked about was the sentiment in the US at the moment about the cost of living.

                Don't get me started on gun control either. With 2 kids I can't even start to imagine the stress and worry I'd live with them going to school over there.

                Australia ain't perfect or as good as it was 20 years ago but it's still miles in front of the US.

                • @tjhogwash:

                  Don't get me started on gun control either. With 2 kids I can't even start to imagine the stress and worry I'd live with them going to school over there.

                  We didn't have any issue putting our kids in the equivalent of primary and high school school there. Outside of terrible inner-city schools in ghetto areas, The rest of the US education standards and system are miles better than us here in Australia.

                  Almost all violent crime and gun crime in the US occurs within specific places in 4 blue states and it's about 80% black on black/latino crime. The rest is mostly people just using guns to commit suicide. Outside of those numbers and places, violent crime or gun crime is basically the same in the US as most other countries. Gun crime in the US is nothing compared to what it is in South America and other places around the world. There's been more gun violence in Melbourne in the last two weeks than there's been in the last 5 years where I last worked and lived in the US.

                  Choose not to live in those places in the US and you wont have a problem. Choose to avoid woke schools in "gun free" areas/states and you won't have a problem. Trans offenders who keep shooting up schools only target the one's in those "gun free" places, that don't have armed security protecting the schools.

    • +1

      With a cleaning brush?
      AHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • It’s a slippery sponge

    • +1

      It's just for a laugh mate, if you don't like it leave

  • +1

    Must have been old stocks from last term.

  • +1

    Is it made in China?

  • +7

    Make Albo Go Away!

    • +7

      Dude, this is Australia. Getting rid of the PM is pretty meaningless. It was pretty much the national pastime in the 2010s.

    • +1

      I'd drink to that!

  • What ?
    Whoever wins the election ,
    Whatever happens around the globe Winnie-the-Pooh makes money.

  • -4
    • Hey ho, let's go! Great time to be alive!

    • Bro that hat is so 2019, if you had any clue about your supreme leader you'd know it's 'trump was always right' or similar rn.

    • Seriously, what do you expect to change? Especially for you as an Australia. .

  • +8

    Such a shame here we are stuck with FREEBIE ALBANESE. Because after all he loves himself a good freebie.

    • +3

      Yes but i see no mention of the leader of the civilised and free world in this post?

    • +2

      It's called having a laugh mate, some of you guys are so stuck up, unaustralian

      • You really are not as smart as you think if you can't detect basic sarcasm

        • Read the maga comments on here. Unfortunately sarcasm died together with our collective IQs.

    • The world is not civilised, unfortunately.

  • -2

    Up until now it has never occurred to me that our dogs arses could require such frequent Trump spongeing. I may celebrate Bogans Day by giving the dunny bowl a deeper clean than usual.

  • +1

    He is still considering to make Canada the 51th state ?

    • -4

      Canada is currently in total decline on all fronts, they would be well served by joining the United States. Financially it would be extremely good for them as most of their exports are going there anyway.

      • +2

        Would be actually good to see the stats to prove this.

        • +1

          Use google lazy bugger. It’s full of articles of canadas economic turmoil. Why do you think Trudeau stepped down a week ago? Because it’s going so fantastic?

          • +1

            @mustang87401:

            Use google lazy bugger.

            Lol coffee meet kettle…

            Except that you're making the claims. Now back them up, don't be a lazy bugger

      • +1

        Financially it would be extremely good for them

        The problem with this statement is that if Canada joined the US, there would be no more 'them'.

        It's ironic for someone who loves freedom and independence to threaten someone else's freedom and independence.

        • +1

          Threaten? No one threatened anyone

          Trump made a very salient point about America being 36 trillion dollars in debt themselves and still for some reason choosing to subsidise Canada, if they want handouts they can come be a part of America.
          How are you at all able to twist that?

          • @Gervais fanboy:

            Trump made a very salient point about America being 36 trillion dollars in debt and still for some reason choosing to subsidise Canada

            Obviously you know that Trump expanded the US debt by about $8T (and Biden by another $4T or so). And this is Canada’s fault somehow? 🤨

            • +1

              @Soave:

              1. I never said that Canada caused the American debt. How stereotypical of you to lie like you just did.
                Trump made the point about America worrying about itself rather than being charitable elsewhere.

              2. Majority of that debt he incurred, happened due to effin Covid,
                But don’t let that inconvenient fact get in the way of your falsehoods.

              • @Gervais fanboy: So contrary to your first statement, Trump’s point was not really salient to anything since the US debt is unrelated to Canada and the notion of subsidies is entirely fictional. Got it. 😆

                • @Soave: It’s hard to be charitable when you yourself are broke af.

                  But ofcos someone like you can act all generous with someone else’s money.

                  • @Gervais fanboy: So again nothing based in reality. Cool.

                    • +1

                      @Soave: You know what, let’s do it

                      Obviously you know that Trump expanded the US debt by about $8Tm And this is Canada’s fault somehow? 🤨

                      Where and when did I say it was Canada’s fault???

                      • +1

                        @Gervais fanboy:

                        You know what, let’s do it

                        No I think we just did it. I asked how Canada was at fault after you gushed over Trump’s ‘salient’ (😂) point about the size of the US debt and how America subsidises its northern neighbour. Is Canada to blame? No? Is it being subsidised? No. Is Trump full of shit? Obviously.

                        It”s like saying I subsidise Coles when I paid them for a rotisserie chicken yesterday.

                        Good chat.

                        • +1

                          @Soave: Me paying Coles and getting a rotisserie chicken in exchange is a transaction.

                          A broke arse country handing out free money to others is a transaction display of madness,

                          They are two very different things. Btw how even more stereotypical of you to double down on your lies. Though I am not surprised to see you do that,

                          And yes it is very salient for an American to be America first,

                          • +1

                            @Gervais fanboy:

                            A broke arse country handing out free money to others is a transaction display of madness,

                            Sure but since that’s not happening, do you intend to make sense any time soon?

                            • +1

                              @Soave: If you want me to educate you on the basic economics underlying this whole issue, I would happily do so,
                              Just apologise for your previous lies and say please.

                              • @Gervais fanboy: I’m a Gervais fanboy myself and I must say that you're at least as funny and perceptive as Ricky is. Like joking that you understand basic economics. Good one. 😂

        • +3

          What a ridicules comment totally twisting everything I wrote and injecting hyperboles and falsehoods trying to sound smart. The them was rhetorical as in the Canada that exists now. Canada would join not by force but by their own device obviously. Trump never said he will invade Canada.

      • Yes the USA is going great guns, in comparison.

        • +2

          USA economy is the best in the world right now. That’s a fact. How is AUD dropping like a rock in comparison to USD?

          • +3

            @mustang87401: You missed it completely. America. LA burnt to a cinder, shoot their own kids.Vets turning on their own. Their greatest leader built on hate,division,prejudice. The US economy thrives on absolute misery somewhere else.And lately, even at home.So they'll do extra well $$$ under Trump.
            If that's where your principles lay,and they clearly do, you'll be joyous.I reckon you'd love the place.

            Who cares about social cohesion,peace, a safe future for ALL people, respect of the law,democracy.That's all for sissies

    • It would be some country if he could get Greenland and 🇨🇦.

      • How can America afford to buy Greenland if it's broke?

      • You guys just swallow up any ridiculous thing they say, and forget about all the promises they're moving away from before even starting.

    • He should. UK is the 52 and we're the 53rd.

  • +2

    Dr Nick:These memes came free with my toilet brush!

  • Already sold out 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • +5

    Why does this site attract so many leftys and their Orange Demon butthurt?

    • +5

      Sooo many hurt lefty's

    • +1

      Lots of easily manipulated uni students who love grandstanding in front of audiences to feel relevant.

      Half the site are just mindless CCP bots, including half the uni student group.

      Plus a lot of butthurt Twitter/X drones who threw a tantrum and deactivated their accounts. Some jumped to Bluesky but most of them just spread out and started infesting the rest of the internet like cockroaches.

    • I think it's pretty obvious: lefties love a bargain whereas righties love a tax break for the rich. You won't find many righties admitting to shopping for bargains…

      • lol all that conjecture, based on what?

        A lot of ‘feelings’ talk right there.

      • and righties love saying leftie and butthurt and orange

      • +1

        I'm a hard right-wing, conservative libertarian and I love me a good bargain - and an even better tax break.

        • Now don’t tell them that you too have got two legs and two feet like the rest of us or he’ll lose his freakin mind.

      • Conservatives are by definition conservative with their personal finances.

        Why would a conservative feel like they couldn't "admit" to using a website dedicated to conservative spending practices ???

    • +3

      OzB is crawling with East Coast Champagne Socialists and new Australians - mainly from New Shanghai and New Mumbai (the cities that used to be called Sydney and Melbourne).

      The rest of us live in real Australia.

      • +3

        OzB is crawling with East Coast Champagne Socialists and new Australians

        Peta Credlin isn't it past your bedtime?

        • +1

          I rest my case

          • +1

            @R4: Boom

          • @R4: What could be more Australian than blowing kisses to an American reality TV host?

            • +1

              @Soave: Dunno, you tell me.

              • @R4: Just seems like being a slave to sky news australia isn’t the patriotic gesture you reckon it is.

                • +1

                  @Soave: Can’t argue the topic, so resorts to passing these snarky remarks.
                  How very typical

                  • @Gervais fanboy: Aw g’day mate. I didn’t see you down there. What was the important topic I failed to engage with?

                    OzB is crawling with East Coast Champagne Socialists and new Australians - mainly from New Shanghai and New Mumbai (the cities that used to be called Sydney and Melbourne).

                    The rest of us live in real Australia.

                    Real Australia eh? 🤭

                    • @Soave: He made a generalisation about champagne socialists, which there are many here. He didn’t say anything to anyone in particular…

                      You on the other hand, directly came at him and made a supposition based on complete guesswork.

                      You don’t see the difference? I bet you don’t. Btw say what you what you want to say about him but Gervais never acts weasely like this

        • +1

          Why do you hate successful women ?

      • +1

        So you've got made up boogeymen in your head, got it.

        • The evidence on here is plain to see, get it

    • +10

      The mainstream media sheep mentality is strong in you

      • +3

        LOL The MSM and all the gutless social media sychophants have kissed Trumps arse and provided a free run from the getgo.. Except for 'Suck a berg'. He went the 'hole hog'.
        ( Murdoch loves Trump.Gina loves him, and her influence has consequences.)
        Trump is a convicted felon now. That's in all media that can print facts.If you don't think Trump fits the description above, there must be a new breed of sheep doing the rounds.

        • +1

          Imagine unironically claiming that the MSM is somehow supporting Trump.

          • +2

            @Gervais fanboy: You do know Rupert is the MSM right?
            Imagine unironically claiming he doesn't control the narrative ,period.
            I suppose you think X is a lefty hippy commune.

            • +2

              @Protractor: You lost all your credibility when you said that the MSM is somehow arse kissing Trump.
              You are unable to debate anyone in good faith.

              • @Gervais fanboy: Are Fox news and all the other Murdoch organisations not part of MSM?

                • -1

                  @Rick Sanchez: Love how you are here to correct me when your mate there brazzenly claimed that the MSN as a whole or majority of it are somehow Pro-Trump.
                  I only corrected him.

                  I never said Fox wasn’t biased. You see how you just digressed from the actual argument here,

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