We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.
COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:
Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia
These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.
Freshly Roasted on 17th July 2024
Here we go!
HODL for next week's $29 Deal. /s
I'd much prefer an Indian / Jamaican blend personally, seems it's rising in popularity.
Again? lol
Can’t move his stale coffee, nor his bulk order of MAGA merch. You’d hope OZBers are smarter than this.
Poor mods
Anyone had these?
Yes
No further questions
Objection!
Coffee ao good it makes your ear ring!
Fancy being okay with taking someone’s life because you don’t agree with their political allegiance , you’d make a good IDF soldier.
Pretty ironic when you are talking about a job that takes leaders out around the planet that have a difference in political ideology.
Can I get bleach with that?
Troll post
username checks out
Op is trolling though, let’s just sit back and enjoy
Troll or not, it's definitely spam. Last post was 3 days ago..
*The coffee just keeps getting older
Just also noticed 'freshly roasted on 17 Jul'… I think a flux capacitator needs to be included in your deal.
As stale as their website.
hi, any feedback is welcome
Perhaps a lingering artifact of the template your designer used, but the file 'kopi-luwak-vs-blue-mountain-coffee-tasting-luxury-coffeesvod5.jpg' being used as a graphical element outside of its original pictorial value is lowkey very funny… But opting for an ornate dot to match the spacing, or just a photo of your location to match the copy would be a better pick.
Also having differently toned variations of your logo is handy, just in case your designer makes footer of your website a similar value, I put an example of a simple change you could to improve legibility.
There's some other things I'd change that could help your reach on socials, I'll send a full breakdown your email later if you want to forward it to your designer.
Wake up and smell the covfefe from a blend of shit-hole countries.
Here we go again with spamming.
Nicaragua
Colombia
EthiopiaThese beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions
So what is the remaining 1%?
Far-right tears?
American hegemony
self-tanning lotion (coconut scent)
Free trump keyring omg I'm sold
or trump toilet paper?
beans must be thrown over a wall to get into this blend
Ozadvertising at this point
Holly, again??
Amen
Yawn
Claims to be a winning roast according to the picture, fails to explain what a winning roast is on their website
ACCC misleading advertisment?
Generally (and I'm not kidding) many of these awards are things like I set up an award for "ozbargain premium roast bean A+++++ and enter only one bean. Sad that people don't realise more broadly that most internet based awards are 100% bullshit.
Coles Express advertised their coffee blend as having won numerous awards, but most of them were for things like “best with alternative milk” and “best pour over” which aren’t available from the automated machine
I don't care what way you lean, this is hardcore spam at this point. 4 times in ~3 weeks? We as a community USUALLY push back on that for any product. Why on earth does controversial get a free pass? Associated is a spammer at this point of the game no matter how you cut it.
That's why it's being down voted bad… This time around…
I would do anything to support Australian coffee producers but this guy is absolutely taking the piss now. I'd feel exactly the same if it was all in plain packaging. What's next? Another post in 72 hours? By the way, agree with you @Chinese
I think the mods are Sky enjoyers.
Are the beans ethically sourced? Or are you really trying to showcase the taste of freedom?
Desperation blend.
Weird.
There's a point when posting a deal becomes posting spam.
the deal keeps changing though, for example, This particular roast date is at it's best price, with a free MAGA HAT Key ring included even! #TheDealIsAsSteal
You've just gone all in on the full grift now. Insane. Why not post it every hour 24 hours a day and knock 10 cents off each time or have another random piece of landfill. C'mon man. You are defacing a site many of us love with zero thought.
and your message to all the buyers of the deals?
@Coffee-King: That as someone that has enjoyed this site almost daily for over 15 years now, I love the community and the wonderful people here more than I like the bargains.
I can find a $2 item that I can dropship for $20 and post it here every 72 hours. People will buy, like they are from you. Doesn't make it right. You don't seem to understand the concept of taking a win and enjoying that win. No. You need to come back again and again and again. You really think if you move a few more units that's justification for what is clearly spam posting. You equate a sale to you must be doing something right? Go buy some Facebook ads. My messages to buyers is I buy stuff from the $2 shop. $2 shops sell items daily. Should they be on ozbargain daily? Or twice weekly or whatever? Nope.
@seamonkey: If people are buying, and they are happy, then why not let them be happy? Would you like it if I were to criticize your 'wrong thought'?
Legit just spam at this point.
Pretty sure according to rep posting it's once a week max if the most recent deals have been negged to hell: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/wiki/help:store_representative
Store history is telling me this will be posted again soon for less so it's not really a bargain. More like using OzB for free adz.
Say no to OzFreeAdvertising. Neg for fake "Was" price.
As per above, this is just really spam at this point, and the beans aren't even fresh
sounds like a deal to me, with the added value of a MAGA hat keyring included, Did you include that this time around?
It'll be an even better deal the next time you post with a lower sale price. Did you factor that into your sales tactic?
hey, you're not wrong!
@Coffee-King: So making your previous buyers feel like they got a worse deal is part of your marketing strategy?
@Coffee-King: You are selling the same exact batch as last time. There is no difference in freshness.
This is now spam post.
I guess we’ll all have to keep negging this spam until you get banned.
Flogging a dead horse, Phar Lap for next bargain?
Why not sell it through Cashrewards/Topcashback/Shopback? At least get exposed to their members in their website & app.
Maybe not bad for 50% cashback :P
hey this looks interesting
Posted multiple times - it's just spam at this point
I said it last time, I'll say it again, you are going to destroy your reputation.
Trump nonsense aside, selling two week old coffee as "freshly roasted" should be enough to do in a reputation as someone selling coffee in the first place
You have nothing more in your marketing playbook? Just gonna keep flogging this dead horse?
Again, it was funny the first 12 times, it's just tired and worn out now.
The regularity that these are posted at is just spam at this point, and nothing of value is added with each post. They are trying to hit that "meme" fame they had a few posts ago, but that ship has sailed.
Negging because issue with rep posting "deals" that are disingenuous and designed to enrage a community rather than offer a genuine deal.
hey, you may be right!
No lessons from last time OP?
Dudes a nutcase.. just block this user and shop from ozb and save yourself the agony
Crossed the line to spam now.
Has anyone actually received this covfefe? Do you have a review?
Maybe OP should get Big Man Tyrone to make an ad for him
Commenting because I accidentally upvoted this deal and you need to comment to downvote. Poor form, OP.
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 That should be enough