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Trump Covfefe Blend Coffee Beans 1kg $35 Delivered (Was $50) @ Coffee King

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TRUMP2024

We are excited to announce this blend to coincide with the upcoming election in the USA.

COVFEFE consists of beans from three geographical locations in the world:

Nicaragua
Colombia
Ethiopia

These beans are distributed at an equal 33% proportions in preparation for the roast.

Freshly Roasted on 17th July 2024

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  • +11

    Trump Covfefe Blend

    These must be very bitter

    Harris are a better blend…

    • +1

      Very clever jv!
      Will either blend make coffee great again?

      • +4

        The previous deal only expired 6 days ago & was meant to be a bargain at $45 but now it's $35.

        Those 4 members who paid $45 are going to feel ripped off.

        • +2

          So the ‘free’ gift from last post was worth $10?? Wow, on an already inflated price as mentioned by other users. Also negging for the rep’s comments to users on the last post

    • 😄 nice one

  • +7

    Here we go again…

  • +4

    I love that these guys give absolutely no shits. You have to applaud it.

    • +1

      give absolutely no shits.

      No civet coffee ???

    • +1

      Especially when all the neggers keep on bringing attention to the deal. They're doing more harm than good.

    • +2

      I think they give some shits about the "woke progressive left" who they believe are "ruining" their "rights". I think this product is meant to be inflammatory.

      • No sane mind in sight, just ordinary people enjoying the "rebellion" of the rich as if people were to gain anything from that.

        So, who got up at the daybreak today to work hard like the rich's great-grandparents?

        • Btw I replied to you earlier, I thought you’d concede or atleast acknowledge it.

          • @Gervais fanboy: Didn't see any evidence of your claim that he has spoken/moved in that manner other than when referring to the disabled journo.

            • @DashCam AKA Rolts: Wait but there’s various clips of Trump doing that exact same wobbly flailing gesture when mocking a bunch of different people, do you not agree?

              • @Gervais fanboy: No, I haven't seen that other than in that specific situation.

                • @DashCam AKA Rolts: But I shared a link with you, it contained a few different clips in it.

                  • +1

                    @Gervais fanboy: Sorry missed it. Will have a look.

                  • @Gervais fanboy: Having looked at the clip you linked, I still believe Trump is being hateful.
                    His actions are implying with these movements that those he is attacking are handicapped, by mimicking those with Cerebral palsy.
                    This is derogatory to the disabled.
                    As someone who has worked in a a school that integrated disabled students into the mainstream, any student who behaved in the way the recording shows would have faced severe consequences for their behaviour.
                    I'm sorry if you can't see this as hateful.

                    • -1

                      @DashCam AKA Rolts: I was just gonna say okay and ‘agree to disagree’ kind of a response.

                      But

                      I'm sorry if you can't see this as hateful.

                      Why do you have to stick to your nature and come up with these passive aggressive digs. Ffs you lot, can’t help but be inflammatory.
                      Yeah, I am sorry too that you are this brainwashed where you can’t ever consider an alternate explanation to what the MSM feeds you.
                      Also, one doesn’t need to have worked closely with disabled kids to know mocking them would be wrong, 99% of the population already knows that. You are no Messiah mate,

                      • @Gervais fanboy:

                        His actions are implying with these movements that those he is attacking are handicapped, by mimicking those with Cerebral palsy.
                        This is derogatory to the disabled.

                        What part of this is problematic or inflammatory?

                        I reviewed what you posted, which was not MSM and commented. I pointed out that the behaviour was hateful, and children were vigorously discouraged from behaving so poorly.

                        one doesn’t need to have worked closely with disabled kids to know mocking them would be wrong, 99% of the population already knows that.

                        Trump must then fit in the 1% who doesn't know it's wrong. He is plainly ridiculing his opponents by implying they are disabled with those behaviours.

                        Do you have any other explanation? All you have done is provide more examples of hateful behaviour.

                        • -3

                          @DashCam AKA Rolts:

                          What part of this is problematic or inflammatory?

                          The part that clearly suggests that Trump does that motion towards able bodied individuals all the time, so you can’t with full certainty believe that he actually was mocking that lying reporter for his disability or he was just plain mocking him, as he does.

                          Also, I just wanted your honest observation from the clip I shared and I was super appreciative of your response until you resorted to your usual slimy self at the end.
                          That’s all.

                          children were vigorously discouraged from behaving so poorly.

                          Next thing you’d be telling me is that kids are also taught to say thank you and please in their day to day. Everyone knows,
                          So stop with this forced emotive angle to help make your argument. Stick to the topic.

                          He is plainly ridiculing his opponents by implying they are disabled

                          One doesn’t need to be disabled to use falling arms like that.
                          It could also be an exaggerated impersonation of some feminine type men.
                          Or a symbolic representation of people who are caught lying and then desperately trying to weasel their way out of it when confronted.
                          It’s amazing that I have to state such obvious interactional observations that your propagandised brain wouldn’t even consider coz you have already cemented your position on this.

                          more examples of hateful behaviour.

                          Hateful behaviour?
                          You lot are doomed, for real.
                          Other adults lie about him, he does a silly impression of them and that’s hateful?
                          Good thing that reporter wasn’t Asian or you’d be calling Trump a racist too. Unbelievable mate.

                          • @Gervais fanboy:

                            One doesn’t need to be disabled to use falling arms like that.
                            It could also be an exaggerated impersonation of some feminine type men.
                            Or a symbolic representation of people who are caught lying and then desperately trying to weasel their way out of it when confronted.

                            You're really reaching trying to explain away his behaviour.

                            It could also be an exaggerated impersonation of some feminine type men.

                            This explanation is just as bad. What you are implying is that rather than rebut opposing view points, it's okay to just insult opponents by suggesting they are either disabled or * feminine*. Still hateful.

                            • -2

                              @DashCam AKA Rolts:

                              You're really reaching trying to explain away his behaviour.

                              I asked you to consider something, you refused to do so. I left it at that.
                              How am I ‘explaining away’ his behaviour?
                              At this point I couldn’t be bothered about what you think.

                              it's okay to just insult opponents by suggesting they are either disabled or * feminine*

                              I bet you took that one personally too, I am sure you did.
                              Anyways, for someone(reporter) that lied about him?? You lot want people silenced and cancelled for ‘disinformation’ but a little dig instead is ‘hateful’, Ofcos you think that when it’s someone from your team.
                              People have said some much worse stuff about Trump in the past few weeks, wishing him dead etc but I didn’t see you once crying about them being ‘hateful’.
                              You are an activist with your selective outrage.

                              Trump says Kamala Harris ‘happened to turn Black’

                              You really need to watch things in their full context rather than regurgitate your MSM lies.
                              Kamala changed her election strategy and Trump pointed that out as he should coz Kamala is the real racist here.

                              Google her segment with Mindy, doing this Indian thing to position herself amongst American Indian voters.
                              And then this piece before she ran for the President https://rumble.com/v59941o-flashback-cnn-segment-on-kamalas-…

                              She did a Hillary by this embarrassing attempt to sound black. https://youtu.be/gSUtkysDnj8?si=1rIeHspBSbvV8cQg

                              Are you that biased that you can’t even see through this BS anymore?
                              Calling Trump racist for pointing out the obvious 🤦🏻‍♂️

                              We didn't allow children to behave this way,

                              But all parents everywhere do that, what you did wasn’t any different or more special.

                              What’s next, you are gonna tell me about how you rescued a puppy from a burning building too?
                              Here you go, here’s your applause bud 👏 👏

                              • @Gervais fanboy:

                                Google her segment with Mindy, doing this Indian thing to position herself amongst American Indian voters.
                                And then this piece before she ran for the President https://rumble.com/v59941o-flashback-cnn-segment-on-kamalas-…

                                She did a Hillary by this embarrassing attempt to sound black. https://youtu.be/gSUtkysDnj8?si=1rIeHspBSbvV8cQg

                                I would suggest you Google Kamala's parentage.

                                But all parents everywhere do that, what you did wasn’t any different or more special.

                                Clearly Trump's parents didn't.

                                • -1

                                  @DashCam AKA Rolts:

                                  I would suggest you Google Kamala's parentage.

                                  Don’t need to, I have been aware of her and her background before you were working with disabled kids and saving lives. The super nice guy that you are..

                                  Clearly Trump's parents didn't.

                                  He’s mean and he’s rude but he doesn’t go around starting/encouraging wars to launder tax dollars and feed the military industrial complex but I know that a typical feminine man would rather a politician that takes the knee and has his pronouns in his bio. So I don’t really blame you for your worldviews or even would ask you to change them. We are what we are..

                                  • -1

                                    @Gervais fanboy:

                                    He’s mean and he’s rude

                                    And a convicted tax fraud, civilly convicted of rape, Epstein companion on numerous flights and occassions, self admitted sex pest, twice indicted president and weird.

                              • @Gervais fanboy: Love your rebuttal style.

                                Why do you have to stick to your nature and come up with these passive aggressive digs. Ffs you lot, can’t help but be inflammatory.
                                Yeah, I am sorry too that you are this brainwashed
                                You are no Messiah mate,
                                until you resorted to your usual slimy self at the end.
                                your propagandised brain
                                What’s next, you are gonna tell me about how you rescued a puppy from a burning building too?
                                Here you go, here’s your applause bud 👏 👏

                          • @Gervais fanboy:

                            Good thing that reporter wasn’t Asian or you’d be calling Trump a racist too.

                            He outed himself as a racist.

                            Trump says Kamala Harris ‘happened to turn Black’

                            Source: https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/2024-election/trump-s…

                      • @Gervais fanboy:

                        As someone who has worked in a a school that integrated disabled students into the mainstream, any student who behaved in the way the recording shows would have faced severe consequences for their behaviour.

                        Not claiming Messiah status, just stating facts. We didn't allow children to behave this way, so expect better from adults.

  • +4

    Uhh. Really?

  • Again already?
    How about a package deal with: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/859322 ?

  • +10

    Ok, store added to my blocked list.

    • +7

      Ahh did not know that we can do that.

    • Hold my cup, I am in.

  • +2

    I never even drank coffee until Trump Covfefe.

    THIS STUFF IS A SURE THING JUST LIKE DON #47!

    • Nah, doubt he will be #47

    • +2

      I never even drank coffee until Trump Covfefe.

      But plenty of the Kool Aid.

  • There’s 3 groups of foreigner beans in there… where are the US only ones ?

  • +2

    Freshly Roasted on 17th July 2024

    So was Trump !!!

  • +1

    Now try a communist Blend …. It will sell out in Melbourne

  • +8

    Was $50

    is it ever or is that just an inflated rrp at this point?

    • -1

      You'd think we were Robins Kitchen.

      • oh are you closing down for a stocktake sale? 😋

  • +1

    How desperate can a business get lol

    • -5

      Na, he’s seemingly just rage baiting here and to your lot’s credit, you keep falling for it.

  • +4

    Inflated RRP, not a deal, just stop.

    • +4

      Exactly that.

      Previously it was "only 35 items available" to pressure potential buyers while more than 30 remained available for hours.

      Now it's "Freshly Roasted two weeks ago". Which is better than freshly roasted months ago, I guess.

      Anyway, nobody's buying it, it's clearly a political stunt.

      • +1

        It’s nothing but rage bait. That’s all it is.

  • Is this a dark roast?

    • +1

      It's from coffee experts for coffee gourmets who don't talk such details.

      $35, please, thanks.

  • +1

    ok look, I think the idea is somewhat funny….

    Posting the same "deal" every two weeks on the other hand…..

  • +3

    Nicaragua
    Colombia
    Ethiopia

    If Trump could point out these three countries on a map I'd eat my MAGA hat.

    • he called them so called "shithole" countries

      just buy nescafe 43

      it comes from an decidedly not 'shithole' place called 'gympie'

    • +1

      these three countries

      As per the OP, these are "geographical locations".

      Not to be confused with other types of location or other geographical entities

    • He needs to build more walls. especially a seawall for the last one.

  • +8

    Posting this too regularly for it to be a deal. Reported.

    • Mods won’t delete it, it drives too much traffic on the site and bolsters engagement. It will just get marked as “no action taken” and a comment about how it’s the communities job to downvote deals…

      It’s obvious now that this is just rage baiting marketing and thus a troll… but, you know… whatever drives engagement I guess…

  • -1

    Mods are apparently blind, might as well allow adult products so people get their trump dildos

    • allow adult products

      No they don't.

  • +2

    Coconut

  • +2

    This is the normal price considering how often you post this

    • -3

      normal price is $50, and we roast new batches of it from time to time.

  • +3

    Mods are asleep at the wheel when it comes to this bloke

    • Users are over caffeinated at the wheel when it comes to this bloke.

    • +1

      hOw DaRe ThE mOdS dOnT cEnSoR sOmEoNe WiTh A dIfFeReNt OpInIoN.

      • Damn, what happened to you recently? You been talking too much sense.

        Libs are starting to think that you are some sort of a Russian bot or something.

        • +1

          That would be a step up from the usual CCP accusations.

        • +1

          yeah @Clear you used to be kewl!

          I'm telling Pooh Bear on you!

  • "Freshly roasted" 5 days prior to the date mentioned in last weeks deal?

  • +3

    Spam, reported

  • +1

    Cackling Kamala blend?

    "Freshly roasted" two weeks ago. Did the last sale not do as well as expected?

  • The new Big Man Tyrone

  • +3

    Last deal you apparently sold 4 bags of coffee. I guess that's why you have to post again.

    Anyway neg for price, spam, etc.

    • +1

      As per the description, the beans are already freshly roasted 2 weeks ago.

  • +3

    Can you please stop spamming us with your fake outrage bait?

  • +2
  • +1

    Exercising my option to downvote, hoping next election I won't have to vote anymore.

  • Unless these coffee beans have been partially digested by Tump himself, $50 RRP is a joke

  • This business always generates such hate lol

  • +2

    Yeah, this is just getting old now. It was funny the first 16 times, it’s just tired now. Get some new material.

    Not a deal. It’s a dupe of last week’s bait post. This is a troll, nothing more. Outrage bait marketing.

    Cheaper coffee available elsewhere and 2 weeks ago is not “freshly ground”.

    • -5

      It was funny the first 16 times

      Ohh really?
      Coz you negged their previous Trump post too.

  • Cheaper last time

    • Hey, what price would be a deal?

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