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Home Paternity Test Kit (1x Child and 1x Alleged Father) $160 + $30 Shipping ($0 Brisbane C&C) @ DNAQ

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Home Paternity Test Kit (1x Child and 1x Alleged Father) $160 + $30 Shipping ($0 Brisbane C&C) @ DNAQ
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Dr Prepper on 15/04/2024 - 19:47 dnaq.com.au (2288 clicks)
Last edited 15/04/2024 - 21:12 by 2 other users

Esteemed Cuckolds of Ozbargain. My client told me he only paid $160 for a DNA Q Paternity Test. I remember these things costing $700 plus the last time a client ordered one , that was about 10 years ago. Maybe the scientists are child labourers. I don't know.

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Standard Paternity Test $160.00AUD
(1x Alleged Father, 1x Child)

Additional persons (each)$110.00AUD
(i.e. Additional Child, Additional Alleged Father)

I once had a client who had about 3 potential fathers tested for paternity. She never found the father and she was deported back to the UK.

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Comments

  • Ciderfizz44 on 15/04/2024 - 23:22
    +1

    Great now I just have to find woman to cuck me

  • boundedseven on 15/04/2024 - 23:26
    +1

    Imagine using this product and anxiously waiting for the results

  • SuperLate on 15/04/2024 - 23:27
    +2

    Thanks OP. Bought 10.

  • Korban Dallas on 16/04/2024 - 00:42

    My IVF baby doesn't look like me. Should I buy? I'd still love him regardless

    • sirsavesabit on 16/04/2024 - 07:43

      Maybe he's the 6th element?

    • fredblogs on 16/04/2024 - 22:03
      +3

      It's probably the doctor's. Better not to know

  • rustyshackleford on 16/04/2024 - 03:24
    +4

    All that she wants…

    • Magpye on 16/04/2024 - 07:10
      +2

      Jeez, thats going back a few years. Bet the kits werent $160 back then.

    • Chiang on 16/04/2024 - 07:21
      +3

      No joke my ex has an annoying friend who seemed to get pregnant as soon as she split from her husband. She wanted more kids and he didn't. New guy just didn't see her coming.

      I hum this when she walks past with the pram at the kids sport. She shoots me the evil eye. The new guy still just looks puzzled as he gets yanked away.

      • Skibug on 16/04/2024 - 13:47
        +1

        If only he had just let himself get yanked away!

      • JimB on 08/05/2024 - 16:11

        how many kids now?

  • Mike Okkerts on 16/04/2024 - 08:10

    If I manage to delay doing the test until the kid turns 18 can they still make me backpay the whole 18 years?

  • Chef Freeman on 16/04/2024 - 08:13
    +2

    Upvoted for the first sentence

  • Kharn83 on 16/04/2024 - 08:26
    +6

    Came here for the comments, was totally worth it

  • altomic on 16/04/2024 - 08:32
    +3

    A condom would have prevented this post

  • GordonD on 16/04/2024 - 10:32
    +3

    Can we order one done on King Charles and Harry?

    It would save the royals a lot of grief if it was proven once and for all he wasn't one of them.

  • dammit on 16/04/2024 - 11:20

    Today we find out if I'm your daddy or the German shepherd.

  • gracie88 on 16/04/2024 - 12:31

    Ops Child Labor comment is funny!

  • alvian on 16/04/2024 - 12:39
    +1

    Law and jurisdiction

    These terms & conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with Australian Law, and any disputes relating to these terms & conditions will be subject to the [non-]exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Australia.

    That is an interesting get-out-of-jail-free card they have on hand. You may or may not have agreed to any arbitrary jurisdiction of their choosing, depending on whether they enforce the square brackets or not. For something as far reaching and life changing as a paternity test, this is unacceptable.

  • Skibug on 16/04/2024 - 13:51

    DJT's next nightmare - paternity tests that show the abortions he paid for were never performed!

  • philmarcracken on 16/04/2024 - 14:53
    +3

    can I give birth to a property

    because real estate prices sure are fornicating me

    • netsurfer on 16/04/2024 - 15:16
      +1

      The clinic will return with a negative test result and the property will be taken away from you.

      • hamwhisperer on 16/04/2024 - 15:27

        and handed to a boomer who already has 6 or a foreign investor who already has 3.

  • DIYcharcat on 16/04/2024 - 15:14
    +2

    +1 because OP is hilarious

  • Empharand on 16/04/2024 - 17:28
    +4

    I once had a client who had about 3 potential fathers tested for paternity. She never found the father and she was deported back to the UK.

    Womp womp

    I would say she 'F%#ked around and found out' but infact she did not find out, so……

  • Nubbin on 16/04/2024 - 23:25
    +1

    It's YOURS, for just $160 plus shipping

  • dm02 on 18/04/2024 - 00:36
    +2

    lol @ "Alleged Father"

  • Munki Kundi on 18/04/2024 - 23:54
    +1

    What's a cuckold??

    I had to Google it. I never knew it was a thing

  • BuyoTheCat on 19/04/2024 - 18:18

    If the child isnt yours’, you got a child for free. that is the ultimate OZbargainer badge

    • star-ggg on 20/04/2024 - 11:58

      but you're locked into a subscription contract with minimum term of at least 10 years with greater than CPI increases per year

  • payless69 on 12/05/2024 - 10:22
    -1

    Shall we lobby to have this covered under Medicare?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M7Urburrg

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