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Home Paternity Test Kit (1x Child and 1x Alleged Father) $160 + $30 Shipping ($0 Brisbane C&C) @ DNAQ

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Home Paternity Test Kit (1x Child and 1x Alleged Father) $160 + $30 Shipping ($0 Brisbane C&C) @ DNAQ
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Dr Prepper on 15/04/2024 - 19:47 dnaq.com.au (2287 clicks)
Last edited 15/04/2024 - 21:12 by 2 other users

Esteemed Cuckolds of Ozbargain. My client told me he only paid $160 for a DNA Q Paternity Test. I remember these things costing $700 plus the last time a client ordered one , that was about 10 years ago. Maybe the scientists are child labourers. I don't know.

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Standard Paternity Test $160.00AUD
(1x Alleged Father, 1x Child)

Additional persons (each)$110.00AUD
(i.e. Additional Child, Additional Alleged Father)

I once had a client who had about 3 potential fathers tested for paternity. She never found the father and she was deported back to the UK.

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Comments

  • timowe on 15/04/2024 - 19:50
    +3

    Seems like this is the regular price for this product

  • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 19:52
    +33

    Username checks out

  • suburbanmale on 15/04/2024 - 19:53
    +121

    No deal, could be more expensive depending on the result

    • boomramada on 15/04/2024 - 20:58
      +6

      Can save money on the child support?

      • SeVeN11 on 16/04/2024 - 00:50
        +25

        Mate, even if the kid is not yours, you may still have to pay child support!
        I know some poor buggers paying child support for someone else's kids.

        Not sure how common it is, but he got screwed.

        • boomramada on 16/04/2024 - 11:21
          +6

          You can revoke it by contesting it. There are exclutions, such as adoption etc.

          I know some poor buggers paying child support for someone else's kids.

          your poor bugger needs a lawyer.

          If you think you’re not the biological father of a child Services Australia (Child Support) is assessing you to pay child support for, you can apply to a court for a declaration under s107 of the Child Support (Assessment) Act 1989.

          You’ll need to prove to the court you are not the biological father with DNA testing that complies with the regulations outlined in the Family Law Act 1975.

          • bcYield on 16/04/2024 - 14:03
            -1

            @boomramada: What if the guy was the legal husband?

            • the-fuzz on 17/04/2024 - 09:41
              +1

              @bcYield: Legal husband has nothing to do with Child Support

        • Dr Prepper on 16/04/2024 - 21:46
          +3

          Poor buggers? Buggery would not generally result in conception unless they're doing wrong.

        • Meconium on 17/04/2024 - 11:46
          +1

          he got screwed

          At least there's that, even if it's what got him into this situation.

    • RefusdClassification on 16/04/2024 - 10:11
      +8

      Look on the bright side, you qualify for Family Tax Benefit Part A and Part B.

      But, honestly, it angers me how insignificant marriage is in our society. Cohabitate for 2 year and partner can shake you down for at least half of your assets. Illegitimate child, have to pay child support for the next 18 years. There is absolutely no reason to get married now other than some pretty photos (which you pay a fortune for).

      • boomramada on 16/04/2024 - 11:41
        -4

        get married now

        Sorry to break into you, but in Australia you don't need to get married to lose half of your assets, just living together will do :)

        • Ironic fear on 16/04/2024 - 21:14
          +3

          Thats what they said?

  • 7effect on 15/04/2024 - 20:04
    +3

    Ahahahahah

  • SupeNintendoChalmers on 15/04/2024 - 20:04
    +45

    Who is your daddy and what does he do?

    • skittlebrau on 15/04/2024 - 20:14
      +35

      I’m a cop, you idiot! I’m Detective John Kimble.

  • seamonkey on 15/04/2024 - 20:05
    +67

    My wife's boyfriend wants this post reported.

    • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 20:09
      +20

      Can confirm this

      • HolyCr4p on 15/04/2024 - 20:37
        +1

        So you are her boyfriend

  • Commodore64 on 15/04/2024 - 20:06
    +27

    Likely Elon Musk has driven the price down on these.

    • Lucille Bluth on 15/04/2024 - 20:42

      😂 🥂👌

      • mafmouf on 15/04/2024 - 23:56
        +29

        Is that how you spell his child's name?

  • SydEng on 15/04/2024 - 20:07
    +21

    Ah, thanks for this I have been doubting my partner's loyalty. Purchased 10 so I can prove to my wife's boyfriend that all the children are mine.

    • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 20:10
      +16

      They still will call me daddy lol

      • Slippery Fish on 16/04/2024 - 07:43
        +3

        Ok daddy

        • Kangal on 16/04/2024 - 12:48
          -2

          Username checks out

  • SBOB on 15/04/2024 - 20:10
    +20

    Cheaper just to ask Ralph
    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

  • MagicTsukai on 15/04/2024 - 20:13
    +4

    My wife does not consent for our* child to do this testing. Is this legal in Victoria?

    • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 20:15
      +18

      And you wonder why

    • JIMB0 on 15/04/2024 - 20:25
      +5

      Does the child have the uncanny resemblance of the mailman or perhaps a friendly neighbor that is home during the day?

      • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 20:56
        +1

        Or maybe the pizza delivery guy, I guess he delivered more than a pizza

        • mafmouf on 15/04/2024 - 23:57

          Some side buns in the oven.

        • quick-dry on 16/04/2024 - 00:18
          +7

          particularly potent pepperoni

      • TheFIREnanceGuy on 15/04/2024 - 22:02

        Just install security cam and say its for safety ;)

      • ChatCPT on 16/04/2024 - 08:16

        Child is black

      • c64 on 17/04/2024 - 11:46

        milkman, especially if his name happens to be Pat

    • jv on 15/04/2024 - 23:02
      -1

      My wife does not consent for our* child to do this testing.

      Do you know if she is really the mother too?

      • Chiang on 16/04/2024 - 07:12

        Mother's baby, father's maybe.

        "She was as pure as the driven snow"

        "Who was doin' the driving?"

    • jaimex2 on 15/04/2024 - 23:13
      +15

      Say its a Covid test, no Victorian can resist.

    • lew380 on 16/04/2024 - 08:24
      +1

      Escalate, sirens should be going off in your head, that's reasonable.

  • Chicken Kyiv on 15/04/2024 - 20:15
    +1

    🍿🍿

  • Iluvfreebies on 15/04/2024 - 20:16

    Now everyone will know, I AM THE FATHER OF THE NATION.

    • mafmouf on 15/04/2024 - 23:58

      Those child support payments sound very expensive.

      • Iluvfreebies on 16/04/2024 - 00:20

        It is coming out of your taxes.

    • jedimaster on 16/04/2024 - 00:55

      There is only one

      M.K. Gandhi

      • Iluvfreebies on 16/04/2024 - 08:09

        Show me the Paternity Tests

  • seamonkey on 15/04/2024 - 20:18
    +11

    "Esteemed Cuckolds of Ozbargain"
    Quick! We need to purchase this domain name!

  • easternculture on 15/04/2024 - 20:23
    +14

    This will be the best $160 spent for those paying child support for someone else's child

  • Nohtyp on 15/04/2024 - 20:25
    +1

    The last story made me sad :(

    • Muscles on 15/04/2024 - 21:10
      +5

      3 potential fathers, she had a good time.

      • Slippery Fish on 16/04/2024 - 07:45
        +4

        Deported to the uk, boarder force are the father 😂

    • Miami Mall Alien on 19/04/2024 - 15:52

      Why? If she's wrongfully accused three men of false paternity, good riddance I say.

  • Maglia Nera on 15/04/2024 - 20:26
    +20

    how the hell would this work in Tasmania …

  • StephenCurry on 15/04/2024 - 20:26

    Only cost $3000 in South Park for a whole town to be tested.

  • GoldenDragon888 on 15/04/2024 - 20:28

    My wife wanted to get this done for our kids. She seems to think that I just cloned my self.

    • shmahoo on 15/04/2024 - 21:21
      +1

      she doesn't remember the labour?

      • GoldenDragon888 on 15/04/2024 - 21:27
        +2

        Yeh, but she's convinced they are just purely my DNA.

        • shmahoo on 16/04/2024 - 09:04

          but there's probably only a limited market where the identity of the mother of the child is being disputed

          • buckster on 17/04/2024 - 07:34

            @shmahoo: There's always those babies swapped in hospital stories?

  • lordezekiel on 15/04/2024 - 20:29
    +5

    Hot damn those first two words had me guffawing!

  • x x on 15/04/2024 - 20:32
    +2

    So cheap. I paid $2,100 for one of these in 2018.

    • HolyCr4p on 15/04/2024 - 20:35
      +1

      And no child care support?

      • x x on 15/04/2024 - 20:36
        +1

        Yes I send money every month.

        • HolyCr4p on 15/04/2024 - 20:38
          +10

          My condolences

    • Mr Frodo on 15/04/2024 - 20:37
      +2

      Do you get $80 back from Medicare? Lol

  • melbourne guy on 15/04/2024 - 20:51
    +6

    Fantastic! Now I can start my own version of The Maury Show!

    • yewman on 16/04/2024 - 07:21
      +1

      I'm hoping we get a few Ozbargain forum posts out of this

  • adam149 on 15/04/2024 - 20:54

    Can we confirm if jv is infact Clippy's son

  • cameldownunder on 15/04/2024 - 21:07

    With two Ancestry Tests you get that too + additional info

  • scottb721 on 15/04/2024 - 21:12
    +3

    Shit, are we all JV's

    • shmahoo on 15/04/2024 - 21:22
      +12

      that's a bold accusation

  • twotwotwo on 15/04/2024 - 21:13

    people are removed not deported

    • Mondorock on 15/04/2024 - 21:31

      ?

      • twotwotwo on 16/04/2024 - 18:04
        +2

        deportation is for permanent residents while removal is for unlawful non-citizens. Deportation requires courts and removal doesn't. So Department will cancel a lawful non-citizen's visa and then remove them under the Migration Act.

  • CachePC on 15/04/2024 - 21:13

    Luke Skywalker brought a 100 pack - just checking Chewbacker isn't the father…..

    • johnno07 on 16/04/2024 - 00:06
      +2

      I wish he would have taken the test before he made out with his sister.

  • IammeandI on 15/04/2024 - 21:15
    +6

    In just here for the, ahem, dad jokes

    • seamonkey on 15/04/2024 - 21:29
      +3

      wrong Dad, move along.

  • acersaurus on 15/04/2024 - 21:18
    +11

    "Esteemed Cuckolds of Ozbargain" that should be on a t-shirt, this is a very popular deal afterall.

  • SAU on 15/04/2024 - 21:46
    +1

    Get 2 dna ancestry kits - less suspicious =)

  • shanlee on 15/04/2024 - 21:55

    a good piece of evidence to file a lawsuit against the IVF centre that did the embryo transfer.

  • cook99 on 15/04/2024 - 22:11
    +3

    Have a + just for the opening sentence 🙏

  • laser on 15/04/2024 - 22:22
    +6

    How much for maternity test kit?

  • BargainCowboy on 15/04/2024 - 22:27
    +2

    A lot of hoes be bangin' in ten years

  • star-ggg on 15/04/2024 - 22:34
    +1

    Are these regulated in Australia? How do we know this company isn't like this?

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/paternity-tests-dna-1.7164707

    ("Canadian DNA lab knew its paternity tests identified the wrong dads, but it kept selling them")

    • Skibug on 16/04/2024 - 13:48

      Maybe that's why they kept being purchased!

  • swalloweda on 15/04/2024 - 22:40
    +4

    Jeez, highlighting this on OzB? Know your audience…

  • boretentsu on 15/04/2024 - 23:21

    Good thing this is a long running tagged deal for the future progeny that will need to be tested.

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