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A Maltese man goes into a restaurant. He tells the waitress "I wanna two pissis toast." She brings only one piece. He yells "I want two piss." She replies "go to the toilet." The Maltese goes "you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate." The waitress shouts "you better not piss on the plate" and calls security to escort him out.
So the Maltese man goes into another restaurant. This time the waitress brings him a spoon and a knife but no fork. He tells the waitress "I wanna fock, I wanna fock on the table." The waitress immediately calls over security and again he's escorted out.
The bewildered Maltese man then decides that he has had enough for the day and heads back to his hotel room. When he enters the room he sees that there are no sheets on his bed.
So he picks up the phone and rings the manager and tells him "I wanna sheit." The manager replies "there's a toilet in the room." The Maltese man then starts shouting "you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed." The manager yells back "you better not sh!t on the bed" and then gets security to escort him out of the room.
The Maltese man all confused and frustrated then goes to the checkout desk, and once everything is sorted out and he's ready to leave, the man there says to him "peace on you." The Maltese man angrily replies back "piss on you too you sonnafa beach" and grudgingly heads out the door.
So the moral of the story is that contrary to popular belief Maltesers is not what you call people from Malta. That would most certainly be deemed as racist by today's snowflake society.
My waistline is still recovering from the last Maltesers deal