Why?? Fork $174.95 or even $119 at Costco.
Get dozen roses from ALDI works out to $2 per rose.
Remove the price tag and tell your partner you are worth it. 💖❤️😍
One Dozen Red Roses for $25 @ ALDI
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Appreciate the honesty that you only have 5 side chicks.
Plastic roses are best. You can tell her….. they last forever, just like your love for her. (It's best to try to keep a straight face, when saying this.)
Good luck with that is all i can say.
Thanks, I will use that line
Don't. Just don't.
Hope the couch is comfy to sleep on at your place..
If he ends up the couch. That would be a luxury. Dog house will be more fitting punishment.
Hey, come on. It's the thought that counts. Also I'll send her an e-card, they're much cheaper than paper cards, and better for the environment.
@shoppe: Unless you're dating Greta Thunberg.
That aint going to fly.
@shoppe Plastic roses are maintenance free. I prefer them
$5.50 for 7 Designer Roses at Bunnings
https://www.bunnings.com.au/30cm-red-rose-artificial-flower-…
Glad I planted a climbing rose this summer…. Can't wait for 14th.
Hope you already have them blooming as theres only 7 hours to go.
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We have a deal on flowers. Now wheres the deal on chocolates and rubbers to complete the set?
Now wheres the deal on chocolates and rubbers to complete the set
I don't know about chocolates but the there's 8 condoms remaining from the 10 pack deal posted here 3 years ago.
PS: I blew one as a balloon a few days ago with the ozito show air pump I purchased (there was deal a few days ago).
Just do what the couch does.
Pull Out.
Chocolates deal was a month back on Cadbury!
Send her e-flowers on Insta. Donate your flower money to Syria & Turkey Earthquake appeal !
So i expect a long queue to get this tmr @ Aldi
Where I can find the stock? I need 10.
That's alotta girlfriends
Boy is she going to feel special.
Like an Aldi special?
I'd rather support small businesses. I've been buying a dozen red roses for only $18 for years here, although they never seem to recognise me at first, and I'm apparently not their favourite customer.
Great price.
Probably because you didn’t say hi to the doggie
60 days change of mind policy applies to these ?
yeh i have a really dark sense of humor
misogyny
Can we get similar roses for less via Turkiye?
What kind of shit joke is that?
I got them, and really good quality too! Only thing is, there's only 11 in there
Tell her that was deliberate because she is the 12th rose in your eyes. It works extremely well and you can thank me on the 15th 😁
Real smooth.
Or you get a slap and sleep on the couch #usernamechecksout
Tell her you took one out for your girlfriend.
This deal reminds me of this!
Looking forward to buy these further discounted on Wednesday
Dead flowers by then. Buy some discounted 🍫
Just picked up a bunch from my local in Bunbury, WA. Plenty in stock also. Someones going to be eating out of the palm of my hand tomorrow night lads. I'm going to be King for the day 😁
Laughs in Lego boutiques
Is it available at the shops now?
Yup
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saved $154.95
How about you?Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're sleeping on the couch
Hows that for you?Roses are red
Violets are blue
Well then im off to my side chick
What you going to do?Comments are more interesting than the deal :)
@b0b0: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bought this bunch from Aldi
Because your ass smells of poo poo@THICKnSLOW: username checks out
Bought op & thanks!
Took the sticker off and put em water, hopefully they last! I might take some of the old petals off!
Didn't want to risk buying them on the 15th!
373 upvotes so far, a very high number. So much for the discussion thread hating on Aldi.
I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERS, THANKS
Thats a trap if i ever seen one.
I don't need flowers, I've never said no to myself.
Was first one in. Probably only 10 bunches avail so very limited.
Roses a bit old and probably won't last very long but will do the trick for $25. Thanks poster.
Isn't that the case in general when you buy flowers here in Australia?
Am I the only one who buys potted flowers of some sort from bunnings so my partner can look at the flowers all year?
A sensible partner. If only they are all like you.
It’s not the same though, is it.
I just saved $25 as I didn't buy anything. Perhaps I should put that up as a deal! :o)
Dont waste the money, buy a rose plant instead. Did that last year for the wife and its going great in a large pot.
Your rational at sensible answer has no place here. Get out.
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It’s not worth the:
- rush to not miss out completely
- rush to get the good roses
- fear and worry of missing out completely
- fear and worry of getting bad roses
- disappointment of getting only bad lefts over
- disappointment of missing out completely
- self-hatred for regrettable and risky decision making
- fear of criticism, disappointment and disapproval from partner
- shame and weakness (perceived) in “failing” as a man
- embarrassment and shame if you’re part of a crowd of disappointed men at Aldi
- investing more unexpected time and efforts in finding available and good roses
- regret and self-hatred in having to end up buying premium rosesYes this comes from first hand experience. The extra money spent on premium roses (book them first days / weeks ahead) is worth avoiding all this psychological torture. If someone offered you $100 to experience these deep psychological injuries for 1-3 hours, would you take that $100?
All of the things you mentioned above are Ozbargains reason for existing.
Lol, it’s the thrill not the deal…
Waiting by my phone for the text to see whether I was going to get a bugger off, dairy milk, roses or favourites was as exciting as a footy win! I got the Favouries in the end…. score!
@cunningdrew: What about your girlfriend?
@trixieb: Shhhhhh, fight club.
🤔$25=💐= 5min of her being happy.
🤔$25=🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Of me being happyDon't forget the 5mins of her being happy = 13 seconds of you being happy
Narcissism in its varying levels is the true epidemic…myself included…
You can get 10 beers for $25?!
10 beers for $25? where?
0% alcohol, no thanks
@Homr: Personal choice I guess
All those WAGS must feel so special to receive flowers just like everyone else.
Shh🤫, I’d rather buy a bouquet than some expensive piece of jewellery.
Their expectations are right where we need them to be.. Let’s not start gloating now.
Not an expert on roses, but they don’t look real healthy. The single roses next to them look amazing. I’m guessing they “seconds” quality.
In the same store, a few metres away, I saw a bunch of 10 for $14 “bulk bunch”. Similar quality. Not sure what the go is.
they are terrible, they look old and are all small
Went this morning, walked out without any. None of the bunches were good. All small and withered. Not worth it. Went to a florist 25 for 10 roses. They were larger and looked fresh
Will local florist still have stock left by this afternoon?
Do you know if the woolies one any good??
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/194066?goo…
This is my first valentines so I don't know what it's like going flower shopping on Valentines Day afternoon
Yes they will all have stock all day. They stock up for today. Woolies/Coles are pretty good, along with florists and some fruit shops too.
Just did quick mafs for the woolies one
$35 for 6 stems? That's $5.83 per stem! wtf?
Might ask her to pay for the dinner tonight if I buy these overpriced flowers
@Homr: The Aldi ones could be dead overpriced flowers
How about these half price Ferrero Heart Gift Box $6 from Coles and $6 Valentine's Brown Bear from Woolies?
Cost $12 and leftover money to pay for dinner
Ferrero https://www.coles.com.au/product/ferrero-rocher-heart-chocol…
Bear https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/238145/val…
Might ask her to pay for the dinner tonight
Thats sounds like you are walking into a landmine.
@Homr: it's 10 dollars more for way better flowers. Who cares how many there are. Quality over quantity any day
Not sure if you were trolling me but my 2 local florist hardly had any stock left and were charging a minimum $75 for roses
My local Coles was also low on stock aswell, I ended up getting $15 ones
You can use water, or put Viagra in it. But please, not a jar. Think of the famous video…