Nominal width 56mm..Using Durex Play gels and massage gels can enhance sex; please refer to the individual lubricant instructions for details of suitability with condoms.
Use only once.
CamelCamelCamel.
better use before expiry date
Will leave these out for Santa, should last him 30 years….
Santa's pickup line: "You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for the North Pole in a hole."
Wife from north pole: can confirm frosty reception.
Lmao fkn spat out my drink because of this good one
Happy wife, happy life.
Garbage, but whatever works for you.
..better than huffing noises, eyes rolled and general non-specifics frostyness also possibly being stared at with door slammed
+ any and all jokes cracked = not funny.
@King Tightarse: But not better than a relationship where both people are genuinely happy.
Having only one person being happy as the only priority is a guaranteed way to resentment.
Hopefully they'll stop him from coming down your chimney.
Do they have a tighter fitting size? Asking for a friend.
Last for 30 Christmas!!!
if you live long enough
Use only Once
Now there's thoughtful advice. lol.
Not frugal at all. Shouldn't we wash and recycle?
https://britishcondoms.uk/learn/under-the-covers/do-people-r…
Here for the comments
boring….. next …
Perfect for the holiday season
Nominal width 56mm.
What kind of chodes is this targeted towards?
What is your association here?
Maybe he/she is a regular user of these
am wondering how come a female is regular use of this , if not their partners ? :P Except her partners is a she :)
I am a business partner, I own 1 Amazon share.
Xmas came early
otherswise father day will come early
Excellent, here is something to catch it with.
just in time for the family christmas dinner
You must live in Tassie
Yeah hows ya mum/sister doing?
Sweet home alabama.
I've just come… here for the comments
you came?
Think he is still arriving
Assume width is girth?
Just in time for a jolly good time with my Jingle Balls..
I mean, Bells..
you have small balls i mean bells :)
Make sure you dont tea bell anyone
Sigh… some of the condom jokes here are wearing thin 😉
we need some Xmas twist for this one
A true Oz bargainer will use the pull out method and save the $10.95
And a deal on meds as you going to need some discount on because you caught an infection.
Just pulled a Durex Christmas cracker, Mince pie flavored Condom. Joke reads. "Guy walks into a record shop, asked if they have jingle bells on 12" Guy says no, but I have dangling balls on 10". Guys says is that a record? Reply it must be f@@king close.
$10.95 to avoid Happy Father's Day :)
Cheaper than paying child support.
Too big for me.
XXS sold out :( you’re all too quick for me
XXS in a 1 to 2 incher
Quickies are nice too
There’s a subscribe and save option.. doubt that this applies to Ozbargain crowd…anyone here would have more chance at lottery than going through that in a year, let alone a month..
56mm. Wow there's room for a party in there..
Thats flat width, i.e. when you lay the condom out flat. Not as big as you'd think.
d=56*2/3.14=35.67mm, if it is round
most of the Oz bargainers are asians, so year that condom size should be more than enough really.
Wat are some excuses you use for buying condoms
Issue with brithday balloons supply chain
Works every time 😏
UwU
Thanks OP.New Years Eve sorted….
$10.95 for a lifetimes supply is pretty good value