Friends big birthday.
For a present, I would like to hire a couple of staff members for 1 week to do various of novelty tasks.
I think it's fairly important to hire at least 1-2 staff members as a gift.
Each Staff member is given only 1 task to do. Budget is $50-100 Aud a day for like 6-8 hours of work, having a read online, it's not bad for a very simple job. I can't seem to find any instance of these jobs online even existing.
We got the other staff like butler, chef and housekeeper but they came with the house and will be tending to all guests on the day.
Tasks include:
- Throwing petals as he walks
- Fanning him with a large palm fan
- Feeding him fruit into his mouth whilst he relaxes
- Carrying him around in a palanquin
Couldn't remember the rest, but the first two will suffice.
Please keep all nasty comments to yourself, I'm very serious about finding someone
I found a couple of people and my concierge service is going to find the rest. Frankly, the ozbargain forums are completely useless with prideful people. The world is on the decline and I hope recession doesn't bite you too hard, good luck.
This isn't 'just' a royal-themed birthday. The notion of someone getting wafted with palm fronds while hand-fed grapes specifically evokes images of slavery, or at best, indentured servitude. While some weirdo might get off to being treated like a pharaoh, a more contemporary comparison is colonialism, which existed in similar forms (especially in southeast Asia) even into the 20th century. The fact the OP is so shamelessly blase about the cultural implications and optics of traveling to Bali and paying people to treat their friend like Caligula, is insane.