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So pretty basic stuff, hard to f up

From my years of commuting on a train, 99% of the time it's people of certain demographics talking on speaker phone along with playing…

Assuming you are a guy, If you have a boy, you may still have a chance to have your voice heard, but if it's a girl forget it

And will be bullied at school if they don't wear branded clothes, have the latest iPhone 23 and parental pressure to spend at least $1000…

Nearly every house in Australia has screen doors so can't be that pointless

But how do you open the first door which opens outwards and will be blocked by the second door which opens inwards?

How do you know it was Tesla? Could be phishing.

Misgendered someone? Thought crime?

Sounds like they'd have to be rich bogans to go there instead of Bali. I'm betting the beer and food is also 4 times more expensive.

No, despite the exchange rate being 1.6, they are double the price here despite us being closer to where they are manufactured than the…

Very dangerous and deserving of a fine. You should know people can't see a car if it's facing the wrong way 😅

Some work all the way through to 4:30 or even 5pm!

The expectation is that kids are taught at school during term time. Where would you draw the line? 4 day weeks, 3 day weeks? Occasional…

Well it certainly surprised me how many pupil free days are tagged onto public holidays and normal school holidays and even during term…

Plus wife who not care suit

And the on Street parking signs you have to be able to read the small text and interpret as you are driving towards it in traffic to…

It's Australia, there has to be a sign for everything even if they are pointless. Gotta spend those tax dollars somewhere.…

Yet flying huge drones over American air bases... Nothing to see here 😅

Exactly, you are only meant to use your horn when leaving a friends house at 2am, certainly not to warn kids they might get hit by a car…

Check second hand prices and price accordingly, basic stuff

The fact that they stopped selling Australia day merch last year is nothing to do with it being cheap landfill crap from China, half their…

Even $5000 is only $500 a year, so why not?

5 shillings and 6 pence

Ah ok, they usually use Google.

Assuming it's a modern car, they are accurate as they know how much fuel is injected and distance travelled. Also any error would be the…

Happened to me once, my neighbour put some green waste in my bin in bags and it was overflowing. I was worried it might not be taken so…

The latter

Interestingly that's what I was told when learning to drive a truck (albeit in the uk), because it's difficult to reverse a truck out of…

Not quite as bad as the cars that stop a meter or so past the line (dangerous for anyone crossing) then are very slow to set off on green…

In my experience, you can't fix stupid