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Woolworths Chicken Kyiv Garlic $1.40 (Was $2.80) @ Woolworths

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Woolworths Chicken Kyiv Garlic $1.40 (Was $2.80) @ Woolworths
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Mr BoMBAStiG on 09/03/2022 - 20:53 woolworths.com.au (3876 clicks)
Last edited 09/03/2022 - 22:32 by 1 other user

R Ukraiving some processed chicken meat? No? Good. This is NATO good for you and you should eat organic chicken thigh fillets or breast instead.

Having said that, this deal is great because:

  • Woolies is virtue signalling and you can too by buying it and sharing the novelty deli sticker to your echo chamber of a social media account
  • It's half price but still has a decent profit margin because of the junk meat that is in it; gotta keep WOW shares pumping in the upcoming inflationary crash
  • Eating this will keep you demotivated to do anything else but browse more internet with all the soy and seed oils they are putin in this

No doubt the garlic filling was a result of the research coming out of the US funded biolabs scattered around eastern Europe. Mmm oily.

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  • skid on 09/03/2022 - 21:08
    -1

    name checks out

  • spock on 09/03/2022 - 21:11
    +3

    These used to be $1 half price and been going up every couple of months & 55 %processed chicken no thanks .

    • bargaino on 09/03/2022 - 21:13
      +1

      What's so terrible? So it is chicken sausage? They are not pretending otherwise.
      I've tried their "real" Chicken Kyiv, and its not that much different.
      Personally, I buy bone-in chicken thighs and add my own garlic etc. Still cheap.

      • spock on 09/03/2022 - 21:26

        No thanks meaning i wont be eating them ,whats so terrible about that i like to have a idea on what im eating and what my food is made from ,i also make my own with chicken breast or thigh .

      • Daz91 on 10/03/2022 - 18:08
        +1

        Did you actually just write ‘Chicken Kyiv’ lmao

  • Diddz on 09/03/2022 - 21:11
    +2

    I would hold this until I find my vodka.

  • kingwang on 09/03/2022 - 21:23
    +1

    Well done, gave me a giggle

  • Mahalo on 09/03/2022 - 21:23
    +3

    +1 for the effort putin the description. For now time for bed zzzzzzzzz

  • Sammy Boi on 09/03/2022 - 21:28
    +1

    Yeah these are gross.

  • lxstr on 09/03/2022 - 21:29
    +1

    Interesting that Woolies kept up with the times and changed the spelling to Kyiv.
    Coles is still using Kiev.

    • popsiee on 09/03/2022 - 21:36
      +3

      Seriously the cancel culture for the Cotton Ball Club is ridiculous !

      • Techie4066 on 10/03/2022 - 00:00

        I thought you wanted to cancel Western media.

    • Skinnerr on 10/03/2022 - 01:44

      Is 'Kiev' purely a westernisation?

      • Misha Bakunin on 10/03/2022 - 07:55
        +4

        They both are, we use Latin characters they don't. Thus there is no "correct" way to spell it in Latin letters / English. Kiev is equally valid. But Kyiv seems to be in vogue.

        • Skinnerr on 10/03/2022 - 18:16
          +1

          Thanks for the knowledge.

          • Punkboy on 10/03/2022 - 18:28
            +2

            @Skinnerr: The use of Kiev is considered to be the translation of the Russian spelling/pronunciation and Ukraine has requested the change so as to be closer to the Ukrainian spelling/pronunciation. The Ukrainian spelling has a Cyrillic character that looks like an "i" with two dots over it which makes the phonetic sound "yi" which the Russian version doesn't have, hence the attempt to remap to new latin characters.

    • simb24 on 10/03/2022 - 14:40

      Remember Snow White becomes Afroamerican? Woolworth demonstrates their capabilities to stay in trends.
      But forgotten to remove rotten fruits and vegetables. At least my local Woolworth regularly continue to sell it.

  • tajid on 09/03/2022 - 21:29
    +5

    I bet most of the +s are because of the description.

  • CommuterPolluter on 09/03/2022 - 21:31
    +2

    Are people really going to go along with renaming the chicken kiev? How obnoxious.

    • BargainGeezer on 09/03/2022 - 21:34
      +13

      Goes perfect with a side of Freedom Fries

      • CommuterPolluter on 09/03/2022 - 21:36

        Another obnoxious food to give your kid in the morning.

    • star-ggg on 09/03/2022 - 22:09
      +2

      Nothing like a war to change decades of tradition

    • decc0 on 09/03/2022 - 22:14

      Obnoxious: extremely unpleasant

      Are you sure you're not meaning the product rather than the name?

  • s3n on 09/03/2022 - 21:31
    +12

    Does this have band 28?

    • cashless on 09/03/2022 - 23:23
      +4

      No, but it will be banned by 2028

      • s3n on 10/03/2022 - 09:22

        It's ok if it's too rubbery I can always cut it thinner with my band saw

  • bk1973 on 09/03/2022 - 21:39

    Was there today, and another kiev variety was also half off at $1.40 each. It was some sort of "stuffed roasted chicken" kiev. I talked to the person who helped me, and she didn't know what it was. It sounded like chicken stuffed with roasted chicken. Huh?

  • thekensai on 09/03/2022 - 21:42
    +2

    price went up from $1 to $1.4 over last year or so while quality degraded (smaller in size and the meat does not quite taste like chicken now. filling is suspiciously white, does not taste like garlic butter)

    • Fobsessive on 09/03/2022 - 23:07

      40% increase for worse…

    • ferguson on 10/03/2022 - 06:58
      +5

      filling is suspiciously white, does not taste like garlic butter

      Slightly salty and unpalatable? My internet research leads me to believe that drinking pineapple juice first might help.

  • QuickandtheDead on 09/03/2022 - 21:44
    +1

    This is not the breast quality meat.
    Tanks for Putin some effort into the wordblurt +1

  • Phoebus on 09/03/2022 - 21:45
    +3

    Chicken "Kiev"

  • Blueflamingo on 09/03/2022 - 21:48
    +1

    Well played! Nastarovia.

  • edfoo on 09/03/2022 - 21:51
    +9

    I like the garlic flavour. I can feel it explodes in my mouth and invades my taste buds.
    Come on people, enlist yourself to your local Woolies and surrender to Kyiv.

  • alexshel on 09/03/2022 - 21:54
    +1

    ❤️🇺🇦

  • sngr on 09/03/2022 - 22:08
    +3

    Oh Victor…

    • irrits on 09/03/2022 - 22:43
      +2

      Underrated comment and also showing your age a bit. Love it

      • cheapskatez on 10/03/2022 - 07:37
        +2

        OP is a very unattractive man!

  • Grevhimself on 09/03/2022 - 22:17
    -3

    I contracted cancer while reading this.

    • Mr BoMBAStiG on 10/03/2022 - 01:41
      +3

      Get a flight to Chernobyl asap so you can be really sure about that.

  • Shoocat on 09/03/2022 - 22:18
    +2

    I miss the kinder, simpler time when puns were all about eneloops and BMWs…

  • laura85 on 09/03/2022 - 22:20
    +2

    Got these last time they were on special. They are so awful, even for a processed food. Hate to waste food, but we ended chucking them out. I can't comprehend how anyone could think these are nice, or even ok. Couldn't pay me enough to eat them.

  • centrelink on 09/03/2022 - 22:20
    -7

    Too many puns, must be a Vietnamese OP

  • Spacexyz on 09/03/2022 - 22:27

    The photo shows the reality of that country.

  • BeefBiryani on 09/03/2022 - 22:28
    -7

    Long live mother Russia

    • AssociatedTal_Shiar @ Woolworths on 10/03/2022 - 21:32

      … Mother Russia in my cup
      And my glasses foggin' up
      Oh yeah hey dog hey what's up

  • baldur on 09/03/2022 - 22:37
    +1

    War is something to make fun of to some entitled first world citizens? The irony is first world countries are behind all these wars.

  • bn030687 on 09/03/2022 - 22:45
    +4

    Here my out. Aldi frozen kievs are the best. Proper breast fillet

  • cashless on 09/03/2022 - 23:24

    Hi Vladimir. Is that you?

  • Tyrx on 09/03/2022 - 23:29
    +4

    Chicken Kievs were actually made by a French chef in Russia, so they don't have any relation to Ukraine other than being named after the capital. These are also dreadful. Get proper Kievs from a butcher.

    • T-Quizzle on 10/03/2022 - 07:33
      +3

      Next thing you’ll b telling me is that Buffalo Wings aren’t made with real Buffalo 😏

  • javawoo on 09/03/2022 - 23:32
    +1

    ok ao what's the best way to cook kyiv

    • bdl on 09/03/2022 - 23:54
      +9

      Putin the oven

      • T-Quizzle on 10/03/2022 - 07:34
        +6

        For gods sake, don’t nuke it! 🥺
        (Your neighbours will hate u more than they already do; the fallout won’t be pretty)

    • IanPlatypus on 10/03/2022 - 07:52
      +3

      Air fryer, as with most things.

  • Sapper50 on 09/03/2022 - 23:33
    +4

    +1 for calling out soy and seed oils!

  • nuttapillar on 10/03/2022 - 00:22
    +2

    What happened to Kievs? Have they gone politically correct?

    • bargaino on 10/03/2022 - 00:52
      +3

      Kiev is not wrong, but based on Russian pronunciation. So you can understand people shifting to the modern latinisation "Kyiv" that more closely follows Ukrainian pronunciation.

      • jettim76 on 10/03/2022 - 08:31

        But it doesn't follow Ukrainian pronunciation. Kyev or Kyeev even is much closer to Київ.

        • Hangryuman on 10/03/2022 - 11:15
          +1

          'The Ukrainian name is Ки́їв, written in the Ukrainian Cyrillic alphabet, and usually rendered in Latin letters (or romanized) as Kyiv' - https://tinyurl.com/w24wbu7b

      • Daz91 on 10/03/2022 - 23:25

        We’re not talking about the capital of Ukraine. We’re talking about a chicken based meal.

    • Forfiet on 10/03/2022 - 03:10
      +1

      Well at least we didn't go stupid and devise the term 'liberty chicken' or 'freedom chicken' with this one, I think Kiev to Kyiv is at least practical, and like manic has said a modern translation of the local name…..

      • Hangryuman on 10/03/2022 - 11:16
        +1

        as least the uk rain folk are not cheese-eating surrender monkeys

  • Mr BoMBAStiG on 10/03/2022 - 01:48
    +9

    Don't need to add any salt once you cook these, just dehydrate all the tears from the unresolved reports section of this deal. I love it when I get an "Other" report against me as you know that wet tissue wrote a novel in that little report textbook hahahaha

    • Forfiet on 10/03/2022 - 03:13
      +3

      Honestly you can't help but be intrigued by what the reports under Illegal/Inappropriate may entail….. Obviously they have 'beef' with your chicken post! :P

    • [Deactivated] on 10/03/2022 - 09:57
      +1

      Grasspun for president.

  • mehow on 10/03/2022 - 07:26

    These used to be $1 not that long ago on special. Bloody inflation

  • MarkWAau on 10/03/2022 - 07:57
    +1

    So can anyone recommend a good alternative? I tend to buy the Inghams premium ones which are usually $11 for a 2 pack.

    • modded on 10/03/2022 - 13:20
      +3

      ALDI frozen Kiev's are, "goated with the sauce", as the young ones say

  • jettim76 on 10/03/2022 - 08:28
    +3
    1. Kyiv does not follow the correct pronunciation any more than Kiev. It is Київ or Kyev , if you want to be close.
    2. The dish itself isn't even Russian, or Ukrainian. It is French.

    This is taking "Freedom Fries" to a whole new level of stupid.

  • BargainsGrabber on 10/03/2022 - 09:42

    Will this be reaching 1k in upvotes and be won as a new OzB Guinness World Record 🤔

  • apiecost on 10/03/2022 - 09:54
    +1

    I think the current preferred way to pronounce it is 'keev'

  • videoman on 10/03/2022 - 10:55

    So are these OK to freeze? I'm sure I've asked at the deli before and they say no because they have already been defrosted but many of the reviews say they freeze them.

    • SirCH on 10/03/2022 - 12:23

      LMGTFY
      https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/can-you-refreeze-chicke…

      SUMMARY
      When handled properly, it’s safe to refreeze raw and cooked chicken within their respective shelf lives. Only refreeze raw chicken that has been thawed in the refrigerator.

      • videoman on 11/03/2022 - 11:21

        This isn't just raw chicken though. There are plenty of other ingredients in them.

  • Quantum Frugalist on 10/03/2022 - 10:57
    -6

    It is Kiev!! Ukraine belong mother Russia.

    • Hangryuman on 10/03/2022 - 11:17
      -1

      f yo mother

    • Punkboy on 10/03/2022 - 12:02

      Why do you say this? Ukraine belongs to Ukrainians not Russians.

  • ManUnitedSydney on 10/03/2022 - 13:03
    +2

    Is it Halal certified?

  • Raj09 on 10/03/2022 - 15:25
    +1

    Voting because of the humour you Putin

    • H E B on 14/03/2022 - 19:07

      Also came here for the humour, thanks OP!

      The fat is here but I need a nutirtion….

      Although, war is no laughing matter :(

  • Sporange on 10/03/2022 - 16:53
    +1

    +1 for the FACTS, +1 for the memes, -1 for the puns

  • IHateFrasierCrane on 10/03/2022 - 17:15

    I buy them from my butcher. Free range organic chicken breast, flattened then pumped full of glorious butter and garlic goodness. Always made the same day. I'll never go back to supermarket ones.

    Nice post though…

  • HungryFirsty on 11/03/2022 - 11:21

    Hearts to Ukraine

  • BewareOfThe Dog on 11/03/2022 - 12:09
    -3

    Kudos to Woolworths for renaming Chicken Kiev
    Wouldn't it be good if Coles, Woolworths ,IGA, Aldi, Steggles/Baiada, Inghams etc got together, and not only rename Chicken Kiev in support, but have a major percentage of profit go towards Ukrainian Charities, to help feed/house/treat those most in need in the Ukraine.
    50c from Woolworths is a start.

  • maddoglee on 11/03/2022 - 18:49

    I came to this thread to see how to cook these. The Woolies website says to cook it according to the packet instructions. All I got was a cooler of kyivs wrapped in paper with a sticker and barcode.. the sticker still days Kiev! Subscribe at Woolies hasn't updated the computer. Anyways.. Gonna do it in the oven for about 20 mins

  • ozjimjam on 13/03/2022 - 23:58
    -1

    I wonder if they did something similar to one of the Afghanistan or Iraq cities.

  • deejaygrub on 15/03/2022 - 13:22

    Let's support an end to the unnecessary slaughter of innocent humans by supporting the unnecessary slaughter of innocent non-humans!

    • edfoo on 15/03/2022 - 13:55

      Spoken like a true vegan…

  • Andard on 31/03/2022 - 14:44
    +2

    Op thanks for Huntering around to find us this bargain

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