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Free 3 Month Subscription To The Sizzle For COVID-19 Vaccinated

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Hello Ozbargain!

I'm giving away free 3 month subscriptions to my tech newsletter, The Sizzle, for anyone who uploads proof of their COVID-19 vaccination. Normally 3 months costs $15, but as an incentive/reward for those being proactive and getting vaccinated against COVID-19, it's free - no strings attached, no payment information needed, single-click unsubscribe at any time.

Plenty of Ozbargainers are subscribers (they may even comment on this post!), but what is The Sizzle???

  • A brief email newsletter sent every weekday.
  • Three no bullshit summaries of the last 24 hours in tech news.
  • The freshest Australian computer & electronics bargains.
  • $5 a month or $50 a year.
  • Free for COVID-19 vaccinated new subscribers! No ads, no tracking.
  • Over 1350 issues since October 2015, sent to over 770 paid subscribers.

This offer will continue until 80% of Australians are vaccinated! Feel free to shout out in the comments if you have any questions.

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    • +3

      Yes you're right this is going to compel so many people to now go out and get injected with harmful 5G microchips.

      • +3

        If only it gave 5G! I was so excited when I heard that, to only realise it was a bald faced lie =(

        • +4

          I was also disappointed. Still 4G here, boo.

      • +1

        Man, if this were true, I could convince hundreds overnight.

        I know literally hundreds of folk who think humanity has lost its way, and would welcome being a literal definition of a cyborg.

    • +1

      yes, governments around the world trying to help people not die from a virus, you have a better plan?

      • +2

        Yes, prudent inaction. Politicians act out of their political survival instinct nothing else.

        • +1

          Agreed, in Australia this isn't about a health response, it's about optics in the time of an election cycle.

  • +6

    As a private business you have the right to do as you please. But you are dealing with private health records, so check up on relevant legislation in this regard. Good luck with your newspaper but I personally won't be enrolling.

    • +8

      so check up on relevant legislation in this regard.

      Govt is encouraging businesses promoting getting vaccinated.

  • -8

    Have to pass on this one boss

    • +27

      My favourite thing to do when passing by is to stop and interact.

    • +6

      I'm slightly unsure how this meets the neg guidelines.

      • It doesn't, report his neg.

        • Yes, report him!

    • +6

      No worries chief, hope you get vaccinated anyways!

      • -2

        Not for me captain.

  • +16

    Natural selection should eradicate a lot of the neggers

    • +8

      As it is currently in the USA…

      • Yikes. I laughed, a LOT.

    • +6

      They're martyrs for volunteering to remove themselves from the gene pool IMO.

      • +4

        Yeah those damn octogenarians and their prolific procreating, good riddance…

    • +4

      If people want to take the risk and not get vaccinated, that doesn't bother me. What does bother me when a. Individual choice risks the broader community. We just need enough to minimise spread to low levels.

      • +2

        We just need enough to minimise spread to low levels.

        Just another 2 weeks to flatten the curve.

    • +7

      Glad you didn't make a typo there mate!

      • underrated comment

    • +1

      Tbf survival rate is over 99% so that means less than 1% of the neggers? In the bigger scheme of things that isn't much…

  • +13

    He is coercing/bribing everyone to stay healthy and safe! Someone stop him! /s

    • -4

      By taking an experimental drug? Good luck to you staying safe and healthy.

      • +4

        You shoukd create your own leper colony society far away from everyone else where privacy and freedom are most important

      • +5

        Every drug is experimental until they are approved like the vaccines have been.

        • +5

          Yes, it needs 10 years for approval and you can't speed up that process, it's impossible, no matter how much someone says it's urgent, it needs testing and you can't rush the testing to see long term side effects, time is needed.

          • +5

            @drazenm: What if the side effects only happen after 20 years?

            • +3

              @Gehirn: some people died of Blood clots a couple of days after AZ vaccine, no need to wait for 20 years haha

              • +1

                @sammyla: Great, the side effects are known then and those likely to get blood clots can be informed to wait.

                • +5

                  @Gehirn: Not so fast usually at least 3-4 years will be needed for through research on vaccines and their side effects. there are some heart problems also associated with certain vaccines.

            • +5

              @Gehirn: In all other vaccines side effects have shown within 10 years time, there's a reason why the time frame is set to 10 years. Sometimes in some rare cases it has been expanded up to 15 years if close to the end of the testing trials some worrying results have been happening so then the time has been extended to see if those how much more the number of cases would rise over longer time period.

              • @drazenm: Well this could be the exception and side effects could be after 50 years better hold off.

                • +15

                  @Gehirn: Mate, you can mock me all you want, facts are facts and that's it, there's a reason for long time testings.

                  Quick example:

                  We're laughing stock of the world. NSW has had only around 10.000-11.000 cases since start of Covid-19 and only 82 dead.

                  While from influenza (flu) in 2017 we had 529 dead in, nsw.

                  2019 we had 112.000 flu infections and 312 dead in NSW . Did anyone know about that? Was it reported, ,posted, mentioned everywhere you turned, were you in Lockdown, sent home to isolate for 2 weeks and not work coz you had flu? No, wonder why 😂

                  all other vaccines side effects have shown within 10 years time, there's a reason why the time frame is set to 10 years. Sometimes in some rare cases it has been expanded up to 15 years if close to the end of the testing trials some worrying results have been happening so then the time has been extended to see if those number of cases would rise over longer time period or not, that would again determine approval of the vaccine.you can't rush things. what for example Pfizer is doing with fda and as they call it "accelerating" (their word, not mine) the Covid-19 vaccine approval is just laughable and criminal. you can't accelerate it, you can't just take the needed time and cut it to 10 times less, it's impossible.

                  • +1

                    @drazenm: "We're laughing stock of the world. NSW has had only around 10.000-11.000 cases since start of Covid-19 and only 82 dead."

                    We are the laughing stock because we have done relatively well containing it? Okay…

                    "While from influenza (flu) in 2017 we had 529 dead in, nsw."

                    Cool I agree we should do more about preventing influenza deaths.

                    "sent home to isolate for 2 weeks and not work coz you had flu? No, wonder why 😂"

                    Wonder why? The why is because of how easy covid spreads.

                    • +2

                      @Gehirn: And you just take out of context what you like lol, now that's laughable 😂.

                      • +1

                        @drazenm: Laughable is how a free newsletter has outraged you.

                        • +5

                          @Gehirn: But your reply make no sense. Flu is easily spreadable also, 112.000 went to hospital to ask for help, have been recorded. maybe we had around 500.000 flu cases but most did what we mostly do when we get flu, get meds, drink tea, lemon, ginger, keep warm and wait few days to go away :)

                    • @Gehirn: if we tested every flu case as well we will have thousands, we never ever mass tested the 3 strains of flu out there which only 2 have so called vaccines for, that's right only 2 strains even have a flu vaccine haha so to everyone who get a flu vaccine there is 1 strain out there that will still get you

                    • @Gehirn: "Cool I agree we should do more about preventing influenza deaths."
                      If someone suggested any of the course of actions we have taken in the last 18 months for flu 3 years ago, you would not of agreed.
                      "We are the laughing stock because we have done relatively well containing it? Okay…"
                      We are not the laughing stock because of our containment but because of our excessive restrictions.

                  • @drazenm: Yes, it was reported, the data is public.

                    And if HR found out, yes, you were required to not come into the office until symptoms were clear for 72 hours.

                    Allowing infectious material or persons on site in an HR nightmare, if you didnt tell them, then thats on you, but the office i worked in was very strict about the flu.

                    We had 3 different cases of flu outbreak where we worked from home.

              • +1

                @drazenm: How do you explain the fact that there's a new flu vaccine every year, if it takes 10 years of testing?

                • +1

                  @Wardaddy: It's not new, it's just been, to say, tweaked. marketing spin. Otherwise you wouldn't take it every year, would you. by the way we never managed to make a vaccine for any covid strain in the past, not successful, that tells you enough about the current Covid-19 vaccine success, well hard to tell yet if it's success or doom as its been just in testing for barely a year, long way to go…

                  • -4

                    @drazenm: Let me guess. You also think the moon landing was a hoax, and that 9/11 was the CIA, right?

        • +8

          If you are referring to the covid "vaccines" then they have only been approved provisionally subject to the completion of clinical trials. Normally people would be paid and insured to participate in the trials and they would take many years. This time you will be the free guinea pig that helps to complete this process. Hopefully successfully. If not then you are just collateral damage dumb enough to volunteer.

          • +4

            @ldq: Rather be dumb getting a vaccine than be dumb and getting covid and it's side effects.

            • +1

              @Gehirn: lol you are dumb either way you mean? why do you put yourself down like that?

              • @sammyla: Maybe learn some reading comprehension.

                • +2

                  @Gehirn: haha that's what you wrote? so you rather be dumb and get a vaccine or be dumb and not get a vaccine and get covid? so you're dumb either way, no need to learn anything to understand that its quite plain.

            • +6

              @Gehirn: It's your choice, now why are those who make the opposite choice are being vilified, threatened and discriminated against?

              • @ldq: I don't know because as a society we can argue, however it doesn't help when you yourself are calling people "dumb" and "guinea pigs".

                • +3

                  @Gehirn: This is my personal opinion and I was not the one who started, we have govt officials using even more colourful language. "Guinea pig" is a statement of fact btw. Call me whatever you like, but don't let the government and the media drive fear, create division and foster segregation.

                • @Gehirn: mate who called you dumb, you called yourself dumb lol

          • +2

            @ldq: Have you compared the odds of dying from the vaccine compared to dying of COVID-19? One number is larger than the other.

            • +3

              @Make it so: Exactly right, I will take Covid over the jab any time.

            • +5

              @Make it so: Not for my age and health. The side effects of the jab are varied - 45% of people report adverse effects (https://www.ausvaxsafety.org.au/safety-data/covid-19-vaccine…), and I am happy for my immune system to take on Covid rather than some experimental concoction.

              • +1

                @ldq: While you are statistically likely to survive, and also without long term debilitating effects, various countries are getting 0.2-2%+ fatality rates. "letting our immune system deal with it" will result in a lot of deaths, and persistent effects people have to live with (loss of smell/taste, brain fogginess, breathlessness).

                • +7

                  @incipient: The mortality profile of covid is indistinguishable from your normal daily mortality: sick, old and frail. The statistical significance of "long covid" is under question, to me it is nothing but a part of the fear-mongering narrative designed for the younger people who should be just blinking at covid.

                  • @ldq:

                    The mortality profile of covid is indistinguishable from your normal daily mortality

                    Evidence?

                    Young people are dying from the Delta variant actually. They don't blink, they shut their eyes.

                    I think the most pronounced long-term effect of the pandemic will be an increase in average statistical skills, as those who lack it are more likely to die. Darwin wins again.

                    • +3

                      @Make it so: I guess you won't last long with yours.

                      In Sweden "As of July 21, 2021, the highest number of deaths due to the coronavirus in Sweden was among individuals aged 80 to 90 years old."
                      https://www.statista.com/statistics/1107913/number-of-corona…

                      In Australia "the median age of deaths is 86 years"
                      https://www.health.gov.au/resources/publications/coronavirus…

                      • @ldq: Haha, statistics is not about numbers, it's about knowing how to interpret them.

                        I don't dispute your information; I dispute your interpretation that it means young people aren't dying and shouldn't get vaccinated. Do you know what "median" means?

                        Plus, young unvaccinated people can pass it onto old people, who subsequently die. You don't vaccinate just for yourself, you do it for the community.

                        • +1

                          @Make it so: That is just BS, vaccinated are now known to get and to spread, so you only jab for your own fear, don't bring in the community and the faux camaraderie.

                          All sorts of people die every day. There is nothing to see. It is normal.

                        • +1

                          @Make it so: So what about those who have the flu and arnt vaccinated? You ever think how many people have passed it on to the elderly and caused deaths? Should they feel bad? Should they be denied entry to venues, hospitals, workplaces?

                          • @drmantistoboggan: Is ordinary flu as transmissive? No.
                            Is ordinary flu as deadly? No.

                            Does your comparison make sense? Of course not.

                            • @Make it so: Actually the transmission rates are not that different.
                              And yes, if were talking about australia, the flu is more deadly. Outside australia, yes more deadly, but it still kills thousands of people. Are you saying theres a line where we should care and where we shouldnt?

                    • @Make it so: Except the idiots are outbreeding everyone else. This is natural selection failing.

                  • +1

                    @ldq: Well, no, it's not indistinguishable if you are using reported statistics. Your only argument would be that reporting is not accurate. Unvaccinated, and admittedly underdeveloped, countries are up around 2% or higher. Vaccinated countries like Singapore are down to 0.05% now.

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic_death_rate…

                    • +2

                      @incipient: I said "mortality profile" not "death rate". The rate may be higher than normal but these are not unusual deaths, the same people that die every day in droves are allocated to covid. That's why I keep saying that even if covid is not a hoax it is indistinguishable from a hoax.

                      • @ldq: Haha got me on a technicality of English! Well done. Ok yes I see what you mean.

                        In a lot of countries people are only being assigned as a covid death if they get a positive result, but in a lot of countries people can't get tested so they're not counted. This also means the number of cases is too low also.

                        Currently in the states they're seeing massive rises in young people getting sick and dying.

                        Globally averaged data shows it's not a hoax. It's just not a hoax. Some people don't have the critical reasoning skills to analyse data, so stop using yours in detrimental ways.

                        The only argument I will give some very loose credibility to is long term effects of vaccination.

                        • +5

                          @incipient: What is really detrimental is the place this beautiful country ended up in. On a verge of segregation, cut off from the world, locked up, scared witless. Over what is in all honesty, at worst just a bad flu. Why don't we go back to our normal course of action for the flu and do nothing or even multiply this effort two-fold? How about some prudent inaction?

                          • +1

                            @ldq: My home country tried your approach of going back to normal (too early) and being highly complacent with their "lockdowns". I think about 18,000 people died so far; their population size and quality of medical care are the same as Australia.

                            Yes, the circumstances aren't pretty, especially for those cut off from family (me), but burying your head in the sand and pretending it was all a bad dream does not fix that.

                    • +2

                      @thispasito: Good you remembered what masks are really for - a surgery, not to drop saliva into an open wound. Surrounded by assisting nurses in a sterile air-conditioned environment, after 10 years of training. Now pick up that dirty rag from your keyboard.

                      This is my "personal research": https://www.ausvaxsafety.org.au/safety-data/covid-19-vaccine…

                      • +1

                        @ldq: "Not to drop saliva into an open wound." yea sure I guess it stops surgeons from drooling into wounds too….. Where the heck did you get that idea from? Are you talking about respiratory droplets? Because that's exactly what we are trying to stop from spreading.

                        https://www.cdc.gov/infectioncontrol/basics/transmission-bas…
                        Actual information on surgical masks. It's so simple. It's even written specifically for you. Source control: put a mask on the patient. Oh noes, the patient didn't have 10 years of training, must not be effective.

                        You just linked me to side effects of the vaccine. No body is scared of side effects that goes away in 2 days mate. You are scaring people with how it might be unsafe and we don't know enough and how it's not tested thoroughly enough. You have nothing to back that.

                        Anyways I am done with you. I feel like I am talking to a literal dingleberry at this point. Don't bother replying.

      • Don't waste your time on them, they don't know how to do their own research or where to look, they're mind is set, just let them float, say goodbyes, that's best you can do.

        • +4

          Where is your research?

      • +1

        Facts please:

        Preferably ones that don't involve Facebook…

      • +1

        Our government did not take shortcuts, and vaccines here have been through thorough approval processes. If you do not understand these processes, or how clinical trials are able to demonstrate whether vaccines are safe, you should listen to those who do rather than proclaim misinformed opposite views.

        • +4

          This is nonsense, the approval process is just a paperwork review which is fair enough, as the TGA would not have the ability to independently test everything. The current approval is PROVISIONAL. The clinical trials have not been completed, and therefore there is no way for them demonstrate anything.

        • +4

          "Our government did not take shortcuts" - you do know that AZ is NOT approved by the FDA for use in the United States? Although the U.S are all over the shop they at-least did not put all their eggs in one basket. I don't feel that I'm anti-vax, but knowing the vaccines have been approved under Emergency Use Authorizations I'd rather wait and see rather than jump straight on based on what the government is spinning.

      • +1

        several millions around the world having received it, 97% people in the US in hospital not vaccinated, hardly experimental, but hey, if you want to experiment with covid, by all means go right ahead

      • +2

        Ive been alive long enough to know that being part of the minority is extremely difficult.

        If there is a side effect that 80%± of the world population will be facing together? Well it'll be a lot less lonely than the other side of the coin.

        • +1

          I am not sure I understand you correctly. Are you saying that someone should better get jabbed and suffer potential side affects because they will be a part of a massive majority? Rather than staying healthy but in an oppressed minority?

          • +2

            @ldq: Sort of.

            I'm suggesting that if there are side effects.
            and IF, they are severe enough to bother even discussing.
            Then, the entire world will be focused on fixing them.
            If we're unable to?
            Then I stand alongside my brothers and sisters, who all put ourselves on the line for what was percieved as for the good of our species.

            Being 'right' doesn't mean your actions are just.
            Ask anybody who put their lives on the line in times of crisis; survivors guilt is one hell of a crippling condition.


            For a lot of our millenials or GenZ, this is the first global crisis they've seen.
            They didnt see smallpox, polio or true wars.

            There are a lot who feel like they're 'entitled to their way'. They've not previously had to learn how a society is made.

            You build a good society by having moral people sacrifice, to create a better experience for the whole.
            There is a corrupt few, who expect the whole to sacrifice, to create a better experience for the singular.
            It's basic supervillain plot.

            They're welcome to this view, but it's immoral to be expected to be considered part of society anymore.

            • +2

              @MasterScythe: I have to agree with one of the points you have made. The young view this as a major crisis and this creates an insanely skewed outlook. The pettiness of covid has been bothering me for quite a while. This is not a war, not a serious disease with people actually dropping dead, not an asteroid crash. It's none of the scary Hollywood stuff we've seen. It is not even what I have been through - the collapse of the USSR which caused many more millions of direct and indirect lives lost than anyone will ever have the gall to allocate to covid. The whole affair is basically a world-wide theatre production of Andersen's "The Emperor's New Clothes".

              I totally reject your quasi-religious morality narrative. There is no moral superiority in the covid cult. It is driven by personal fear and nothing else. All the eager jabbinators just want to save their pathetic life. Yet there enough of them to claim that they are the society and they think they have the right to impose their tyranny upon people who are mature enough to deal with their own fear of death. The fearful are the selfish ones, the corrupt ones and they want to literally sacrifice the whole world, the future of humanity to alleviate their petty fears. You basically said this - you are happy to potentially enjoy severe side effects among your cultist brothers and sisters, you would be happy with a collective suicide and would like the size of your cult to be as close to 100% as possible. Who is the a supervillian here?

              • @ldq:

                Yet there enough of them to claim that they are the society

                If they're the majority, then, yes, they are 'the society'. That's not really a debatable topic, that's more a literal definition.
                You're welcome to reject my morals, that's toally within your power, but just expect society to reject you in return, because they align (mostly) with the majority.

                Interestingly, as a healthy person, I was never fearful for my life. Honetly.
                I was feareful that I might carry it, and end someone elses (mostly, my elderly parents).
                So whiel your suggestion that vaccination is driven by 'personal fear' may be correct (I don't want to lose my parents), the idea that it's based purely to save your own life, is very flawed.

                Honestly mate, the fact that you can rate the importance of someones life, and call it 'pathetic', purely because they're doing something they believe will save anyone (even if it is just them) should really be something to reflect on.

                • +1

                  @MasterScythe: Q.E.D. - the case of elderly parents is a variety of personal fear.

                  Life in fear is pathetic, and you are welcome to do whatever you like to save yourselves as long as you don't step on other's toes. Stepping on those toes and claiming that you represent the society is truly sickening.

                  • +1

                    @ldq:

                    Q.E.D. - the case of elderly parents is a variety of personal fear.

                    I aknowledged that. I just pointed out that the fear came solely from saving ones one life is a flawed accusation.

                    you are welcome to do whatever you like to save yourselves as long as you don't step on other's toes.

                    Agree 100%
                    And THAT is precicely why anti-vaxx people are hated on, so much.

                    They're convinced that they're saving themselves, or others; and that bit is their right, perhaps they are?
                    But, they're wanting to be allowed into a society (read: majority) which wishes everyone to be vaccinated.
                    Ergo, stepping on the collective comfort of thousands. Sorry, as you said, stepping others toes is not OK.

                    Life in fear is pathetic

                    Yep, but sadly, people spread it, and reject science.

                    • -1

                      @MasterScythe: I thought about you mate when I saw this:
                      https://i115.fastpic.org/big/2021/0811/79/d997c317622f4c2a19…

                      And when I read this:

                      "…as COVID accelerates our move towards a monolithic belief system … it is forming as a pseudo-collective conscience dogmatic in its extermination of thought outside the orthodoxy. It is manifesting in a neo-puritan class building societal constructs where if you’re not with them, then you’re against them. And, with virtue ostensibly on their side, these leaders of progressive culture are ruthlessly hunting down dissidents and nailing them to the wall for the public to see."

                      You are welcome.

    • -8

      Then he should give us three months gym membership, not junk like the Sizzle.

      • +9

        He owns/writes Sizzle. He doesn't own a (profanity) gym so how can he give out gym memberships.
        W T F?

    • +11

      Oh well. I tried!

  • Interesting tactics ozbargain has, you have to write an opposite type of comment from your vote so your vote wouldn't be revoked by votes on your comment…. Interesting, fascinating and interesting, to say the least. Ah well, at least I know the name of the game now. im all for being experimented on:)

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