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Free 2019 Calendar with Bible Verses from Lutheran Media [Delivered]

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Free 2019 Scripture Calendar available with free delivery.

The 2019 Scripture Calendar has:

  • Inspirational pictures and bible verses
  • Large open date boxes for you to write in
  • Suggested daily bible verses to read that follow the seasons of the church

Order your free 2019 Scripture Calendar by clicking add to cart.
(You can also order by phone as mentioned in this facebook post)

Shipping via Australia Post will show as $0.00 at checkout.


Edited to add: The page may show a 508: Resource Limit Is Reached message but if you refresh, the page should eventually load.

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  • Please note, inflammatory comments will be removed and you will be banned.

    • +4

      Yes sir

    • +1

      Error 777: sense of humor not found?

      • 'humor'

        • +2

          It irks me also that it should be spelt "humour," but I was trying hard to not be pedantic about it. Error codes tend to be written in American-English for some reason, so we cannot really blame the users.

    • Lps on 14/11/2018 - 23:34 Comment unpublished. (Requested by Commenter)
    • +1

      I behaved myself, Neil.

      Do I get a get out of ban free card.?

      Thanks in advance.

  • +29

    Any idea what sort of paper this is on? Trying to work out if it would be suitable to put in my worm farm.

    • ^^

    • +7

      Any idea what sort of paper this is on?

      Holy papyrus.

      • +6

        will become holey in the worm farm.

        • -8

          I negged bradenpd but I'll pay this :)

    • I thought you might be wondering about "absorbency".

  • +10

    Bless you, Katie.

    • +15

      She's very mature for a 4 year old…

      • +1

        Not really.
        She is normal for her age.
        I think we just need to act our age.

        • +1

          Oops…That got escalated pretty quick

        • +4

          and stop getting make believe Calandars ?

  • +42

    Kids' Xmas presents sorted… thanks.

    • +21

      Cheaper than coal!

      • +3

        Cheaper than coal!

        I love these posts for comments like this lol

      • though coal is actual real

    • Oh lord, I see up votes for JV. Must be some miracle. Sign me up.

  • +7

    Once they get your address they will never let go lol.

    • +12

      "Hello, my name is Elder Price".

      Sorry, other group of God Botherers.

      Actually the Lutherans seem to be better than most.

      • +9

        Try telling that to Superman!

        • +3

          So the eucharyst is made of Kryptonite?

          • +6

            @try2bhelpful: You can tell you went to school in Geelong.

            Can spell Kryptonite but not eucharist :)

            • @Dave Id: My knowledge of DC comics is greater than my knowledge of religion.

              • @try2bhelpful: Only teasing.

              • @try2bhelpful: I'm told that many stories are ripped from the bible.

                Happened to speak to a Pastor at some social event and he was suprised on my knowledge of the book of revelations. As you do…

                He was most disappointed when I told him that I read from my sources quite regularly: Kingdom Come, Lucifer Morningstar, (Zauriel story arcs in) JLA and 52.

                • @StevieRay: Wouldn't be surprised; the mythic always works well in superhero situations. It is usually a wonderfully garbled blend of different religions, mythologies, urban legends and "patriotic" tropes. I love programs like Supernatural and Xena Warrior Princess and Googling things raised to sift through the references is great fun.

        • Superman's race was from Krypton, so they didn't inherit the original sin from Adam and Eve and don't require the redemption that Christianity offers.

  • +10

    Thanks heaps, just in time!

    • +13

      Username checks out.

  • +26

    Cheers. Ordered a couple to go on the fire.

    • Free Kindling! Watch the holy spirit light your fire!

  • +16

    Praise the lord ! my mum (mid 70's) will love this, she's not religious but every year she complains about less businesses offering free calendars…
    (she likes to have one on the wall to list appointments and such)

  • Missed it!!Can’t believe it is already OzBargained amidst all the negs!

    • +3

      It's resurrected

  • +2

    This wont end well..

  • +1

    The site is crashing…even Jesus can't handle OzBargain !!

    • There goes my Christmas! 😱

  • +7

    Thanks for sharing! This is great for the people who believe :)

  • +1

    Hold me back jesus!

  • +1

    Sold Out?

    "Resource Limit Is Reached"

    • +1

      There's only so much love to go around ;(

  • God Dammit!! i missed out

  • +2

    How many sins can i burn away with this?

  • does it come with ad's for shopping trolleys?

    • I know there is a story there somewhere … Don't leave us in suspense! 🤔

      • Ads for shopping trolleys …
        Ads for shopping trolleys …
        Ads for shopping trolleys …

        Look what you did!

  • H a r o l d b e t h y n a m e

    • Hi Harold!

  • Ahmen.

  • +12

    If I wanted religious merchandise I could just remove the sign at my door saying “no jehovas witnesses”

    • +11

      Cool story

    • h

    • +1

      That sign won't work unless you spell Jehovah correctly.

  • +1

    Poor server being ozhammered

    • +2

      1436 clicks so far, someone will be a busy little lutheran tomorrow.

      • +2

        😇👼🎅🤶🦌🎄🕯⭐

  • Eep OzBargain DoS'ed the site.

    Painful - can't get past the checkout :(

    • Jesus I just want my free calendar!

      • It let me add 95 calendars to my cart but keeps timing out :(

  • Thanks a lot OP.

  • +10

    I came here just for the comments 😀

  • +7

    Jesus Christ, I give up after refreshing 4 times.

  • +11

    http 503: God is temporarily unavailable

    • +1

      After the beep, please leave a message and GOD will get back to you as soon as possible… :D

      • Pretty sure this is my grandfather’s voicemail message

  • +2

    The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.

    Amazon will give them a ring soon ☎️

  • +2

    THANKS OP

    • +2

      Chrome didn't work but safari did for me

      • +1

        Thanks, establishing a secure sockets layer with god.

  • +4

    I came here seeking the word of God and ended up receiving an error message.

    • Goes well with "Be careful what you wish for."

  • -2

    When you think about it, I guess he visited too early. If he'd waited 2000 years until social media had been invented and taken off, getting a message out there wouldn't have required giving away calenders

    Maybe he knew he couldn't compete with the kardashians.

    • +3

      In this day and age of inappropriate touching, he would have been doomed! … He plied his victims with wine and such!, GUILTY !!!!

    • He would have been too busy posting cat pictures on Facebook.

  • +2

    The picture looked like it was a deal for a smart TV

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