Overview : Baby Language is a tool that recognizes and translates your baby cries into understandable language, and it teaches you how to master this skill yourself. The app also gives you many ways how to handle each specific cry, and finally the app contains lots of tips and tricks to prevent or reduce any specific baby cry.
Process : Just download the app and hit the purchase button, it will be auto upgraded.
Do you have a baby?
Just try it and see for yourself?
Just imitate some of the baby cries yourself and see whether app works :P
This does not work. It cannot because the cries of babies are not a 'language' rather they are a general 'all purpose alarm'. Even dogs and other animals cannot determine the 'meaning' of babies cries other than that those noises mean the baby is in some form of distress. There is some evidence that the initial beginning cadence of a cry is some reflection of the issue but this quickly switches to a general distress vocalisation.
I disagree. I can often tell when a baby is crying simply because they want attention, not because they are in any distress. The crying sounds half-hearted and "fake" to a degree. I find this only works for babies belonging to other people, your own children quickly learn to adapt their crying so it sounds "real" to you.
There's also "I don't want to go to bed" crying, which is characterized by 30-60 seconds of crying, then 2-5 seconds of silence while the baby looks around to see if it has had any effect. If there was no effect, cycle starts again.
For a baby, wanting attention is a distress signal as they are vulnerable and require comfort. The patterns you suggest occurs very late in development when the child is able to communicate in some more elaborate fashion anyway, hence decoding cries at this stage is pointless.
Hehe I would link the relevant Simpson's ep to this but no idea how to do it!
I have soiled myself, how embarrassing.
Babies' needs are pretty simple, they've either pooped, need to burp or are hungry. If you're on your phone mucking around with an app while your baby is crying rather than just checking a nappy, patting them on the back or giving them some food then you're probably not being the best parent you can be, haha.
Are you saying that the one that Herb made in the Simpsons wasn't real? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPanO-nWV_U
My son is 4 and I still can't understand his language !!
Lol, 100 downloads and 5 reviews. Presumably by the app testers. This is ridiculous!
As Mcenroe would say "You cant be serious"
Why does everything translate to: "I am in serious trouble in this life, because my parents are gullible AF" and "No college fund for me. My parents will have spent it all on magic beans or something equally daft"?
barnaby!
I read somewhere developer of this app is working on 'fart decoder' app as well whuch tells you what its made of, environment impact, estimated time of next fart etc.
watch this space…
Can't speak for the app (and frankly can't see it working - it's about as legit as the mosquito repelling sound apps and the wall stud finding apps!) but I did try the baby language on my first born after seeing it on some current affair show.
http://www.dunstanbaby.com/every-crying-baby-heard/
I can't speak for anyone else, but this actually did work for me - crying baby, listen to the sound of the cry/grunt/moan and apply the inferred treatment for the symptom. I believe that people often will find evidence to back up their anecdotal stories, but this really did work for us. The primary one was thinking he needed to burp when in fact he needed to move gas or fart was a game changer. Instead of tapping his back and getting no result, I'd hold him on his tummy, angle him bum up and massage his belly and 30 seconds later, a calm baby as the gas had moved.
Any new parents or expecting parents, give this a try. It worked for us and I hope it works for others!
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i need a study showing this works