What to Call a Nut Shop?

Lspammingb on 07/03/2018 - 20:27
Last edited 07/03/2018 - 20:42 by 1 other user

Long story short, my parents are starting a store that sells nuts, dried fruits etc.

Any of you have some good ideas for what to name the store?

Food & Grocery

Comments

  • Joe66 on 09/03/2018 - 13:27

    Go Nuts

  • BS-19 on 09/03/2018 - 13:34
    +2

    SCROTUM.
    The exterior of the shop should look like a ball bag. People will love it. Come and take photos Infront of it. Buy gift bags shaped like scrotums with nuts inside.

  • freakatronic on 09/03/2018 - 13:37
    +1

    Nut A Tumor

  • bahgain on 09/03/2018 - 13:46
    +1

    I did NUT hit her

    • bahgain on 09/03/2018 - 13:47

      I did nuuuut.

      • richmond12 on 09/03/2018 - 13:55
        +1

        You’re tearing me apaaart, lisa!

  • meong on 09/03/2018 - 13:47

    Got them in the Nutz

  • xylarr on 09/03/2018 - 13:48

    Schweddy Nuts

    https://youtu.be/z9t5AJNF0so

  • pyramid on 09/03/2018 - 13:52

    Nuts with Guts..

  • shockme79 on 09/03/2018 - 13:54
    +1

    Nuts About You

  • richmond12 on 09/03/2018 - 13:56

    I Nut you long time

    iNut 2.0

  • mxlegend99 on 09/03/2018 - 14:02
    +1

    CNUTS

    Hope people read it with the N and U the other way around.

    • salmon123 on 11/03/2018 - 08:48

      Surprised this didn't get more upvotes

  • diceman99 on 09/03/2018 - 14:09

    Nut sack
    Crazy about nuts
    Crazy nuts

    Or someone elses suggestion "the nut house"

  • zota on 09/03/2018 - 14:10

    MiNuts
    OpNuts
    AliNuts

  • Zee on 09/03/2018 - 14:11
    +3
    • Nutmasté
    • OH NUTS!
    • Bee-Nuts
    • Go Nuts!
    • NUTTY BY NATURE
    • Glory Nuts
    • The Nut Job
    • NUTS FOR NUTS (NUTS4NUTS)
    • Sugar Nuts
    • Nut Kick
    • Nutty Nuts
    • To be or Nut to be
    • BIG NUTZ ( I like big nutz and I can not lie - geddit? )
    • Nuttin’ But Nuts
    • Tough Nuts
    • ectogammat on 10/03/2018 - 13:15

      I like Go Nuts (gonads)

  • BartonWest on 09/03/2018 - 14:12
    +1

    Ummm, This should be easy

    Serious one first:
    How about "Squirrels Nuts" - Could have a nice smiling squirrel logo. Show him from the waist up, hands behind his head stretching and smiling

    or build a warning into the name "Anna's Phylactic Nuts"

    For the Millennial- "Wut Nuts"

    For the idiots "Num Nuts"

    Or if you want something racy
    "Fistful of Nuts
    "Nut Jobs"
    "your hands, our Nuts"
    "try my nuts"
    "no Butts, Just Nuts"

  • RIPwallet on 09/03/2018 - 14:20
    +1

    Forget-me-nut

  • Stphen on 09/03/2018 - 14:35

    Nuts to Go.

    Secret Nut Garden.

    Twisted Fruit and Nuts.

    Royal Nuts.

    Taste of Nuts.

    Wholesome Nuts.

    Smashed Nuts.

    Crazy for Nuts.

  • instrumentality on 09/03/2018 - 14:41

    Lets get nuts!

  • IMFrugl on 09/03/2018 - 14:50
    +1

    Jerky Melons & Crunchy Nuts
    Salty Nuts and Sweet Cherries
    Yummy Yummy Nuts N Cherries!

  • ToTheMoon on 09/03/2018 - 15:04
    +1

    Nutty Stuff

  • FourMills on 09/03/2018 - 15:04
    +4

    Filing for bankruptcy in 1 year

  • Jackkkkkk on 09/03/2018 - 15:04

    OzBargain

    100% will go

  • Meconium on 09/03/2018 - 15:10

    Give it the name of a really obscure nut. Like you knew about this nut before it was cool. Then put the name in lower case on a wooden sign, with the letters carved out of the wood in a tasteful typeface, like…

    pili
    castanea
    the bunya nut

    With a sign like this place.
    https://www.southlondonclub.co.uk/discount/brockley-and-crof…

  • bahgain on 09/03/2018 - 15:19

    Nut Bush City

  • Colombian on 09/03/2018 - 16:05

    Juggernut

  • Illian on 09/03/2018 - 16:11

    These Nuts Won't Nibble Themselves

  • sleepingtiger on 09/03/2018 - 16:30

    Nut my problem

  • hungrypopcorn on 09/03/2018 - 16:37

    Nuttin on You

  • itsnotlupus on 09/03/2018 - 16:43
    +2

    Bust-a-nut Hut

  • iDroid on 09/03/2018 - 16:48
    • The Nut House
    • Totally Nuts
    • Totally Nutty
    • Total Nut House
    • A Little Bit Nutty
    • Nutty Nuts
    • Not Nuts
    • Crazy About Nuts
    • Nuts about taste
    • Nutz
    • Going Nuts
    • Who's Nuts
    • Nut Crunch
    • Nuts 2.0
    • N2O
    • N2U
    • Nut Nexus
    • McNuts
    • Hungry Nuts
    • KFN (Kosher Fried Nuts)
    • Subnuts
    • Killer Nuts
    • Nether Nuts
    • Nuts of Life
    • Need Nuts
    • lostn on 09/03/2018 - 16:53

      iNuts? I remember iSnack 2.0, which didn't last long before it had to be changed to Cheesybites.

      • iDroid on 09/03/2018 - 17:16
        +1

        Holly crap, I can't believe they did that.. (had to google search)

        iSnack 2.0 is the nuttiest name I've ever heard!

        • Nut Thing (pronounced like 'nothing')
        • Nut Punch
        • In Your Face Nuts
        • Naughty Nuts
        • Nuts From Here
        • Nuts From There
        • All Nuts
        • A Good Nut
        • The Nut Hut
        • Never Go Nuts
        • Want Nuts
        • Went Nuts
  • lostn on 09/03/2018 - 16:48

    That's Nuts, Just Nuts, Your Nuts, or We're Nuts. I'm not the most creative, and the TMs may be taken already.

  • Windows7forever on 09/03/2018 - 16:50

    The Nutty Professor

  • NEVERfullprice on 09/03/2018 - 17:02

    Nut Telling!

  • userid007 on 09/03/2018 - 17:03

    Nuts Or US

  • cucumber on 09/03/2018 - 17:06

    Nutilicious

  • wtigers on 09/03/2018 - 17:12

    Nuts for your mouth

  • lonix on 09/03/2018 - 17:30

    Nutsack (Not nutshack)

  • EyyBanane on 09/03/2018 - 17:35
    Low Hangin’

    ————————
    Nuts for everyone

  • odc on 09/03/2018 - 17:53

    Deez Nuts

    • sj2can on 10/03/2018 - 11:19

      Came here to say this.

  • SydStrand on 09/03/2018 - 19:03
    -1

    Bad Business Decision

  • [Deactivated] on 09/03/2018 - 19:50
    +1

    May Contain Nuts

  • Godric on 09/03/2018 - 20:17

    Loaded Nuts

  • Ravenousryan on 09/03/2018 - 20:18

    I'd go for something classy/upmarket sounding. With a nod towards the old style of nut stores.

    This site here has some good inspiration.

    http://www.roadarch.com/eateries/nuts.html

    Perhaps something with the local area in the title?

    "The Mt Druitt Nut Co."

  • Goldcoater on 09/03/2018 - 20:32

    Fruit and Nuts Galore

  • Aneurism on 09/03/2018 - 21:08

    If I sold nuts..I'd call the shop The Nut Sack

  • eksman on 09/03/2018 - 21:28
    +1

    Nutty by Nature and Why Nut?

  • vbrain on 09/03/2018 - 21:32

    Nuts n Things

  • Procyon on 09/03/2018 - 21:33

    The Nut Shoppe

  • buffalo bill on 09/03/2018 - 21:52

    “Fruit of My Dad’s Nuts”

  • Crashdown on 09/03/2018 - 21:52

    PENIS

    • [Deactivated] on 10/03/2018 - 11:32
      +1

      Better than half of these suggestions…

  • J6 on 09/03/2018 - 22:02

    micks nuts

  • D6C1 on 09/03/2018 - 22:23

    My nuts R UR nuts

  • D6C1 on 09/03/2018 - 22:24

    Dont nut here

  • FittyFitty on 09/03/2018 - 22:39

    Nut Hole

  • Meliodas on 09/03/2018 - 23:16

    NUTrisious

  • dynamite on 09/03/2018 - 23:52

    Nutty About Nuts

  • greater mimic on 10/03/2018 - 00:30
    +2

    Grab 'em by the nuts

  • dedb4bedtime on 10/03/2018 - 00:41

    A good nut.
    Or
    Nothing like a good nut.

  • Yummy on 10/03/2018 - 00:49

    Nutty Professor

  • Lucky13 on 10/03/2018 - 01:12

    Des Noisettes - It's nuts in French. Everything sounds better in French.

    • donotuse on 10/03/2018 - 06:13

      Non

      • D6C1 on 10/03/2018 - 07:27

        Oui

        • donotuse on 10/03/2018 - 11:47

          Je donne ma langue au chat. Meow 🐱

  • cockneylondoner on 10/03/2018 - 01:26

    We're just Nuts

    Nuts to Go

  • picket23 on 10/03/2018 - 01:53
    +1

    NutDonalds
    Hungry Nuts
    Red Nutter
    Kentucky Fried Nuts
    Dominut's

    Fastest way to success is copy the most successful

    Ps. I'm tired and on drugs

    • Lucky13 on 10/03/2018 - 01:55

      Oooh what kind of drugs. FYI I'm a police officer AMA.

      • picket23 on 10/03/2018 - 02:08

        Zim zams and Pink pointers

  • [Deactivated] on 10/03/2018 - 02:31

    Nut Bags or The Nut Bags

  • jonathonsunshine on 10/03/2018 - 05:39

    Aussie Nut House
    Nut'in To It
    Deez Nuts

  • donotuse on 10/03/2018 - 06:10

    Nuts’R’Us

  • arcticmonkey on 10/03/2018 - 07:43

    Nuttify.

    Seeing as so many businesses end in ‘ify’ these days.

    Or The Wal of Nuts

  • zombie hunter on 10/03/2018 - 08:07

    just nuts

  • ozbargainer88 on 10/03/2018 - 08:47

    Jim's Nuts

  • curryblender on 10/03/2018 - 08:56

    Nut inside

  • Usernames on 10/03/2018 - 09:48
    +1
    • The Right Nut
    • The Big Nut
  • centrelink on 10/03/2018 - 09:52

    What's with the puns? Are you all Vietnamese or something?

  • closey on 10/03/2018 - 10:07
    +2

    Traces of Nuts

  • No ONE on 10/03/2018 - 10:37

    We R Nuts

  • ozzpete on 10/03/2018 - 10:49

    Not sure of a name, but for a promo to get customers in the door, stand outside and ask passers by;
    "Would you like to taste my nuts"

  • belongsinforums on 10/03/2018 - 10:57

    That's a lotta nuts!

  • belongsinforums on 10/03/2018 - 11:03

    Good vibes, nuts and legumes.

    Sell good coffee and buy some outdoor furniture from Ikea. Millenials will come.

  • [Deactivated] on 10/03/2018 - 11:22

    The Nut House
    Big Nuts
    Nut-Tastic
    Nutty but Nice
    Small Nuts
    Totally Nuts
    You will Nut Escape.

  • freshofftheplane on 10/03/2018 - 11:28

    Go Nuts

  • herbertg21 on 10/03/2018 - 12:37

    Seedy nuts

  • Herbse on 10/03/2018 - 12:53

    Testicles

  • cheapcheapverycheap on 10/03/2018 - 13:03

    Nutty Professor. Nut Now.

  • Grey 13 on 10/03/2018 - 13:25

    Fifty shades of Nuts.

  • RolandWaites on 10/03/2018 - 13:31
    +1

    I Did Nut Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

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