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Arsuxeo Cycling Under Shorts US $6.99 (AU $9.18) Delivered @ LightintheBox

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3D high-density foam pad, using a butterfly net fabric, excellent drying results
Made from fabric that transfers moisture vapors away from the body; helps keep cool and dry, 3D Pad - Equipped with an inner pad for extra comfort. The pad's shape helps reduce friction., Anatomic Design - Fully stretch component for greater comfort and easy movement, Quick Dry - Quick drying thanks to ventilation, absorbent and moisture-wicking material

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  • dangerdanger on 28/02/2018 - 21:39
    +14

    Great brand for that part of your body

    • [Deactivated] on 01/03/2018 - 10:42

      Sounds like the sound Homer Simpson makes when he chokes in one of the episodes. Ahhsuxccheeo.

    • striker5950 on 01/03/2018 - 10:44

      ARSuxeo.. name checks out

      • Kangal on 01/03/2018 - 21:40

        Arse Tuxedo!

  • jackwoz on 28/02/2018 - 21:39
    +157

    Ive always wanted a bum like a baboon on heat

  • SBOB on 28/02/2018 - 21:42
    +25

    +1 just for that pic…

    • User123321 on 28/02/2018 - 21:45
      +3

      second lol

    • dufflover on 01/03/2018 - 09:36
      +1

      Pic first description second. Thought it mightve been a not so discreet toy like those oversized torches :P

  • The Magic Pudding on 28/02/2018 - 21:43
    +7

    Great, excellent, a need i didn't know I needed until now, baboon assed shorts.

  • yogo on 28/02/2018 - 21:46
    +4

    Wouldn't want to wear this backward or inside out.

  • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 21:48
    +4

    XXXL

    I think they know us well.

    • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 22:17
      +1

      FAT

    • macrocephalic on 01/03/2018 - 13:05

      Check the measurements, but I wouldn't be surprised if most people would need at least an XL. I'm not a small guy, but I wear a L-XL in most clothes here. I bought a couple of hoodies off Rosegal (affiliated with LITB?) the other day, bought XXL so they're comfortably baggy and they're TINY. I measured them and they're actually an Australian womens' size 10.

  • jv on 28/02/2018 - 21:49
    +1

    LightintheBox

    LOL…. LightintheBox Literally…

    • cannedhams on 01/03/2018 - 07:31
      +1

      I honestly thought that was an okay joke.

      • [Deactivated] on 01/03/2018 - 08:33
        -2

        Yeah butt is was from JV so its an automatic neg from a lot of people.

      • Salmando on 01/03/2018 - 11:02

        Hmm it made half sense. I didn't really smile…

        Still, upvote to help remove negs

  • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 21:50
    +9

    This looks like a half arsed deal.

    • jv on 28/02/2018 - 21:54
      +4

      more like a quarter.

      • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 22:09
        +17

        More like a deal for Tightarse.

    • No ONE on 28/02/2018 - 22:34
      +2

      No. It look likes monkey’s arse!

  • theHMASfriendship on 28/02/2018 - 21:56
    +5

    Thanks OP perfect for Friday night

  • drogba on 28/02/2018 - 21:57
    +24

    excellent, just what i needed! bought 5 pairs

    I dont even cycle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • GreenPlastic on 28/02/2018 - 22:04
    +2

    What's the quality of their bibshorts and jerseys like? Anyone have past experience?

    • matthewperk on 01/03/2018 - 09:12
      +3

      very cheap. They hold up okay. But comfort wise they're worlds apart from a decent pair… Then again they're also words apart in price… Therefore… You get what you pay for…

      These would be fine if you're just riding 8-12km into work and wanted something to wear under normal clothes for some extra comfort. Something is definitely better than nothing.

  • kronicmacstigator on 28/02/2018 - 22:06
    +1

    These are S**T! Great if your just a casual shop rider but you wouldn't want to do anything long distance in them… though they 'work' if you are a tightarse

    • sancrumble on 01/03/2018 - 00:04

      You need to buy the right size to fit in and make it tightarse

  • ilikeit on 28/02/2018 - 22:13

    Looks like a massive vag stuck on an arse.

    • Ghos7 on 01/03/2018 - 07:23

      Massive?

      • resisting the urge on 01/03/2018 - 09:06

        A massive camel's arse perhaps.

        Maybe these supposed to be worn the other way around…

  • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 22:17
    -3

    doesnt say how to use them????????????????????????????????

    • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 22:22
      +4

      You will need a Xiaomi gateway to use these.

      • [Deactivated] on 28/02/2018 - 22:24

        does the gateway go under the padding?

        • resisting the urge on 01/03/2018 - 09:15

          Not exactly, but in both, the built-in protections are easily circumvented. Both provide persistent access and external mounting of internal resource locations, so the gateway is not required by external actors- maybe it is only useful to 'The Giver' ;-)

  • marklar on 28/02/2018 - 22:30

    Going to Pyeongchang, brb.

  • Cheeper on 28/02/2018 - 22:33
    +7

    Will be a hit at the Mardi Gras Parade… Saturday March 3rd 2018 7:00 pm - 11:00 pm
    Lets march as a group…

  • 7seven7 on 28/02/2018 - 22:37
    +1

    The size chart is absolutely useless. Anyone have these and can recommend sizing?

  • newbiesh on 28/02/2018 - 22:38
    +12

    great mother in law bday gift sorted

  • brotherfranciz on 28/02/2018 - 22:46
    +3

    Why does the padding need to be orange-coloured?!

    • sancrumble on 01/03/2018 - 00:06

      To be visible and show it 'exists'

    • THICKnSLOW on 01/03/2018 - 15:59

      Target practice for smokers to flick their cigarettes at LOL :D

  • Hyena on 28/02/2018 - 22:49
    +8

    Goatsee shorts ?

    • Bunsen on 01/03/2018 - 07:04
      +1

      Good ol' goatse girl, brings back memories… Loved watching mates gag @ that clip…

  • Eggsperential on 28/02/2018 - 22:50
    +4

    The photo shows the shorts inside out btw. So you dont have to go baboon if you dont want to.

  • Trishool on 28/02/2018 - 22:59
    +1

    That code made me think it was a TA deal for a moment.

  • Wallyt99 on 28/02/2018 - 22:59
    +1

    Built in Fleshlight

  • Sage on 28/02/2018 - 23:00

    I wanted to post this as a deal before the coupon just for the thumbnail tbh.

  • shiny1 on 28/02/2018 - 23:01

    ATBGE

  • guitarit on 28/02/2018 - 23:29
    +3

    Go the baboon in heat look, drives the ladies wild Grrrrr

  • Wystri Warrick on 28/02/2018 - 23:33
    +2

    How much will this improve me?

  • maxwellian on 28/02/2018 - 23:43
    +4

    If your riding short enough distances that these won’t pose discomfort. You’re riding a short enough distance to not need a chamois.

    Anyway avoid Lightinthebox. A grade spammers. I’ve pressed the unsubscribe to the last 5 unsolicited emails I’ve received from the, and all it seems to do is confirm there is someone here and to keep sending more.

    • Aydin on 28/02/2018 - 23:52
      +2

      I agree with the "avoid Lightinthebox" comment.
      Nothing but bad experiences with this mob

    • Scab on 01/03/2018 - 07:10
      +2

      The rep has mentioned this before, unsubscribing via email won't work.

      You have to do it via your account.

    • willyroo on 01/03/2018 - 10:06
      +1

      +1. Afer a few "unsubscribe" attempts, just dragged it across to SPAM, where they go now. Around the same time, new high quality SPAM was going into the spam box as well…

  • Thunderdownunder on 28/02/2018 - 23:48
    +4

    I had to finally log in because I have never laughed to long or loud in 64 years, signed Thunderdownunder

  • odysseus on 28/02/2018 - 23:50
    +1

    Really short compared to standard knicks - these aren't going to be good. Doesn't have any of the standard features like grippers.

    Price is what they're worth. No bargain here.

  • tbonecam on 28/02/2018 - 23:52

    Goatse.pants ?

    • Cluster on 01/03/2018 - 00:58
      +1

      Over 15 years on and that guy is still remembered. I should go look him up. Plenty of other people have.

      • kronicmacstigator on 01/03/2018 - 09:41
        +1

        Just as long as you don't look up him! Made that mistake once…

  • Xebozone on 28/02/2018 - 23:52
    +4

    Oh… I've been using mine as over-shorts… no wonder I got all the strange looks!

  • 2ndeffort on 01/03/2018 - 00:11
    +1

    The only use I can think of for these might be for naughty kids expecting a smack! For cycling these would be completely useless.

  • Jatacid on 01/03/2018 - 00:56
    +5

    For that special occasion when you want to appear as though you've got a prolapsed anus

  • Steptoe on 01/03/2018 - 04:18
    +3

    Holding out for Columbian Women’s Cycling Team shorts.

  • hopper on 01/03/2018 - 07:11

    Reminds me of monkey from backside

  • myusername on 01/03/2018 - 07:50

    would be better if they had a smiley face around the gluteus maximus region

  • CookieJacker31 on 01/03/2018 - 08:12
    +1

    They can't be any good, that guy has already worn the arse out of his.

  • apprentice on 01/03/2018 - 08:45

    Last night when I was checking this from my 9 years old phone, I didn't realise the photo is of the inside out. I couldn't understand how could someone wear this and ride a bike on the road!

  • jleno on 01/03/2018 - 09:17

    maybe good for the indoor trainer but the scam reports from Ozbargainers have put me off

    • Scab on 01/03/2018 - 09:53

      What scam?

      • jleno on 01/03/2018 - 14:39

        sorry - meant to say "spam" reports

  • Overtime2000 on 01/03/2018 - 09:21

    if you cycle without these shorts - your arse will look like you're wearing the shorts

  • Scab on 01/03/2018 - 09:52

    Thanks OP, will be getting a pair for the next Haemorrhoids Australia support group meeting.

  • browser on 01/03/2018 - 10:00

    It’s meant to be worn inside as an underpants (underwear), that’s why it’s much shorter than regular cycling knicks.

  • atris17 on 01/03/2018 - 10:20

    CHEAPER IN ALIBABA!

  • freakatronic on 01/03/2018 - 10:45

    Baboon baboon baboon!

  • canleyheights on 01/03/2018 - 11:08

    This looks like a torch light I've just bought. ;)

    • Scab on 01/03/2018 - 12:45

      You sure it wasn't a flesh stick?

  • [Deactivated] on 01/03/2018 - 11:22
    +1

    Great! Now I can ditch my rear bike light.

  • vash12 on 01/03/2018 - 11:41

    Bought one! wearing this to work on Friday.

    • Scab on 01/03/2018 - 12:44
      +1

      Where do you work, Taronga Zoo baboon enclosure?

  • frostman on 01/03/2018 - 13:59
    -1

    Go do a HIIT workaround in 30mins and save yourself 4 hours of cycling and looking like a tool with spandex

    • picklewizard on 01/03/2018 - 14:54

      Why the hate?

    • spaceflight on 01/03/2018 - 15:13

      How does a HIT workout get me to work like bike does?

      • idonotknowwhy on 01/03/2018 - 15:49

        Research shows that it's much better for you than a long bike ride.

        Also less risk of being hit by a car (whether it's your fault or not, you're still injured/dead, doesn't matter what they put on the tombstone)

        That said, a bike commute gets you:
        -> Exercise while commuting, without wasting extra time doing HIT.
        -> Saves money on car/train costs.
        -> Is better for the environment.
        -> Low impact

  • biozet on 01/03/2018 - 15:21

    do they come with bright pink bits instead of orange? this might be cool new rave attire

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