Her face like a bulldog licking pee off a nettle, Agent Jessica watched at The Pentagon's Room 473 door while everyone hid purple and green toy dinosaurs before Director Johnson arrived. He meant business, and Rufus his pet beagle rescued from Roswell's Area 51 Laboratories, sat beside him.
Barney Johnson: Good afternoon everyone!
Everybody: Hi Barney!
Barney: With Charles Manson finally eliminated, we focus on the next crazy dangerous reprobate undermining normal society and world peace.
Nathan: I have his online activity here. An unorthodox subversive code message … We like to see prices. Bargains have prices.
Norman: I'm shuddering already. Such sick deviancy is intolerable! Send the Feds to New South Wales County in the State of Australia and -
Frank: Not quite one of ours yet. Read the memo.
Jessica: Why is that taking so long?
Robert: What do prices have to do with bargains? Can't those Australian convicts just buy what they're offered like everybody else? No, it's some North Korean plot.
Barney: You see? ISIS is not the only evil threat we must conquer, we must also deal with this devious twisted son of a bitch.
Rufus: Hey I'm a son of a bitch too, you know. Oldest nonuplet by 15 seconds.
Nathan: I've got his address. It's Castle P - Oh no! Blue ruin! He's now submitting a deal for …
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G-Shock GSTS100G-1A Black/Gold $239 Delivered (RRP $499) + other G-Shocks up to 59% off @ Kogan
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