Anyone else like naming their cars like I do? Let's hear them!
What Do You Name Your Car?
MasterNoob on 26/09/2016 - 01:56
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Okay so I have this old Hyundai Sonata lying around that I used when I was on my Ls. I called it Frank Sonata.
:)
My first car was a 2001 Hyandai Sonata. It was like straight out of a sitcom how bad the car went so quickly.
My friends thought the colour (Brown) made it looklike a granddads car (the outside of the car was in relatively good condition)
So the name became: Grandpa Brown
Paid $2000 for the thing in 2008 which had about 80,000 kms on it. Seemed like a bargain.
Within 3 weeks a whole new engine was needed. A few months later the catalytic converter needed
One year in, I had spent many times the original price because I didn't know when to give up on it.Tl:dr: Moral of the Story is buy a Toyota Yaris Yrx. Best car ever.
The name game continues
why not get the names of our lawnmowers, you can "hear them" even more…
then again what about names for our TV's or kitchen appliances.
My lawnmower is named Victa.
My lawnmover is called ya (profanity) (profanity).
My tv is called wtf is wrong with you.
Kitchen appliances is called wife.
So you sleep on the couch a lot?
His bedroom is called the shed
No i sleep in the car
@Hotkolbas: but I don't know which one you sleep in. I have worked out which one you carry out other nocturnal activities in though.
My lawnmower is Rover.
Lawnmower= Marshall.
Next we'll have "what do you name your wife?"
Martha
That's my wife's name!
Omg let's be friends
:P
Super-bro-heroes!
That's my mistress's name!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?
slave
Toots
Make me a Sandwich!
Black Toyota 86 with body kit
I named it Selina (after Selina Kyle aka Catwoman) but friends call it the batmobile.
I get it… batman rides both… I'll show myself out…
Wow, with a body kit
One is called "blue car" and the other is called "silver car"
Did you steal our cars this morning?
What are the chances that you name them the same as us?Quite possibly. I mean, who could possibly have the same level of creativity as demonstrated here?
Seeing all these threads of what do you name is getting sad.
It's fun. It could also be elaborate scheme to get subtle details on personal habits before attempting to track you down and scam your elderly loved ones.
Freddie (Kluger)
Mitsi
Saw an old pickup/ute on the highway with the bold MITSUBISHI writing on the back.
However, the paint had peeled off from some of the letters.
It read out "ITS FISHI".and another that had removed M,U,B,I and added a T on the end. Think about it.
ITSSHIT?
This is just plain sad OP.
Gordon, except on Tuesdays when I call it Rebecca
I've never met a transgend-car before?!
Tuesday night must be drag night.
Very clever
When it's not behaving, I call mine [profanity].
Garry Bus-ey. Yes, I catch the bus. I'm not like you rich guys with your cars.
Bus! Luxury! I have to ride a three legged goat to get anywhere!
As opposed to a three pointed star (Mercedes Bus)
I once rode around in a huge chauffeur driven Mercedes, with a big bag of money. I was a bus conductor.
The Blue Jelly Bean - because my car is round and blue :P
Ruby. I met a woman yesterday with the same car and she'd called hers Ezra.
"You piece of shit" seems appropriate for my car.
Hey you stole my car, give the piece if shit back.
Car-ee McCarface
Remind me of a guy i use to work with… would say stupid shit like that for every thing.
Used to have a Clio 182 Cup named Crisha, then a WRX named Rex. These days I'm sadly carless due to our stint here in the UK.
Had a friend who named his Clio "clitoris". I joked that he always had trouble finding it!
Haha! Mine used to have plates CL10RS, got lots of funny looks back then from people who don't know how to read it!
Pretty sure the people who didn't know how to read it would have given it the same look they give to any other numberplate.
"Bollywood Drift" for one of my GF's car. It had dents in every panel, indian pop music CD stuck in player…
The bomb.
Not such a wise choice of name to reveal on the interwebs these days…
Gotta be careful not to talk about it on the plane either.
No, it makes me cringe, along with saying "she" (or other similar references of sex) and when buying new tyres and saying "got new shoes". Ugh, please..
I've never heard the shoes thing before…Maximum level of cringe!
Call my Audi A4 "jellybean"
Jeepy for my jeep.
Mali for the malibu.
Crashstra for the astra because a lady smashed into it within the first month of buying it new…. wifey cried but a new bumper and all good.
Cruiser for the vl calais turbo.
Shagon wagon for the wagon.
ringing… "Hey, I need a lift again."
Victoria for the VE Calais V
I call it. "My Car"
Simple, but it works.
Jazzy.
No prizes for guessing the model
Prius.
Camry
Don't think its a Hilux.
What do you name your TV?
gemma arterton
i ride her everyday
What do you name your potato?
Chips
Mash
Latkes
My car is often referred to as 'Dude, where's my car?'
My various potatoes that I keep around are called chips, wedges, baked, fries and mashies.
Anyone care to tell us what they call their reasonably sized collections of ear wax? Mines called Sir-wax-alot!
Felicia
Mines Shannon Noll (big black shiny car)
I call my station wagon "Noah's Ark"
Is that rhyming slang?
2 adults, 2 kids, 2 dogs?
Penelope Cruze
Had a car (Suzuki Swift) that was called 'Abby' because it went from A to B. That's about all it did.
Lancie the Sharkie
Kevin the Unruly
Terry ! Is that you?
Pablo …
Quite sure it was purchased 2nd hand from a drug dealer.
Or had quite an awful coffee habit…
Pablo instant was worse than Bushell's or International Roast…
ZIPPY …….small Mazda 121 that runs on the proverbial smell of the oily rag !! & can get park spaces anywhere LOL !
'97 Honda Prelude = Jezebel
She's an evil woman who was very enticing and seduced me at the lot with her smooth lines and sexy growl… and now all she does is cause me pain and drain my bank account :/
And yet I can't seem to let her go…
The only one I name is megaman.
Blue on blue rims with red callipers.
Anyone here with goget? They give their cars ridiculous nanes
Shitbox
Not really naming it, more describing it in comparison to and animal;
My car (Mitsubishi Ralliart) is a Shark - feels like it wants to eat everything on the road and is a (fun) aggressive drive.
Wife's car (Suzuki S-Cross) is a Wombat - slow off the line but it is mostly the car that the bub travels in so the baby seat = pouch.
Drove a camper van in NZ on a holiday and decided it was a cow.
Attenbro?
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Yet you didn't even tell us the name of your car…