Anyone else like naming their cars like I do? Let's hear them!
What Do You Name Your Car?
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Cindy - 1993 The Honda Civic
Pogo - 2007 Polo GTI
Figaro (cat from pinocchio) - 2014 Clio RS 200 EDC Cup
Gemma - 1989 Mazda mx-5
Turd - 2005 Peugeot 206 gtithe rimmer bimmer.
If your rimmer bimmer was in anyway redder, you could call it "Red Dwarf"
Elvis. Because after 10 years of being driven around Sydney by my wife, it had as many hits as Elvis.
My late father used to own a 1970 merc. he used to call her daloo3a. In arabic meaning spoilt…He used to look after it and loved it.
A few years ago I bought a 1971 280 merc, couldn't find one the same model and year but this was close enough, as the shape is pretty closeMy wife bought me the number plates with dalo3a and since I call the car that.
Cant believe this post exist.. cant believe people have actually commented… Cant believe I read them all.. ;-/
That's a lot of disbelief.
Must call his car "cant".
Perhaps that's because it comes from the country. :P
shitbox
I used to own a 1993 VP Toyota Lexcen that one of my colleagues dubbed the red rocket.
Could also have been called "Wings"
Saabastian
I don't own it yet but I'm going to buy a red car soon, it will be called Barry Allen AKA The Flash. The GPS will be called Gideon.
My friend's car called"the bich",cuz every one drives it . When he is arround we ask give me the biches key…
Car is Tankra (boy)
Washing machine is Carmen Electrolux
Fridge is Elsa
Out of curiosity, is your pc called Tron?
And your iron…….. Iron Man?
Nah, he doesn't iron, the Iron Maiden.
My Subaru forester is called Al foz Gangitano
The car is named Asuka (Neon Genesis Evangelion) :)
Used to own a Celica called SillyCar, or just Silly for short. Got a 2014 Corolla now, but no name.
My first hand-me-down from my parents was called Betty (early 2000s Corolla).
Bought my own first car this year (Civic) and called her Aurelia. Don't even know how I got to that but hey it sounds majestic.Is your civic pink or brown?
My daily car is called "the golf" or "the GTI". My weekend car is called "Barney" because it's an old purple dinosaur. My friends have also called it "dairy milk" or "Cadbury"
My Civic is metallic grey (contradicting I know, since the name was actually derived from the word "golden").
TOYTANK (Green FJ Cruiser with lift, bigger tyres, etc)
A dragster. RuPaul it's called.
I name my car purely as a mnemonic to remember the license plate.
The name I select will be based on the numbers and letters in the plate.e.g Fictitious license plate (just made up on the spot)
654 TYUGSA TYU
"GirlS Alert Tie You Up " - would be a potential name, but I would brain storm a whole list of permutations and choose something more appropriate.
The kimchi car. Is a Hyundai
i never named my car but my girlfirend did shes the only one who refers to them by the name. no one else cared -_-
Nagi, because my rego is Nagi.
My cars name is Ben Dover because everytime i go in for a service, i get bent over.
Do they lube you up first?
They charge extra for that
I named my motorcycle but not the car
Panda. Because of its colour.
2015 HONDA JAZZ
Named: Jazzimoto
Most often referred to as "Too Jazzy" ala maybe the best scene ever:
yomama, ie i'm riding yomama day and night
I call my car Sandiego, CARmen Sandiego. Because she's bright red, reminiscent of how the character from the old video game dressed.
Mine's Bella :).
I don't name my car, but I name by bikes (cycling push bikes).
My mates named them for me actually. One is Rove and the other is Izzy. They supposed to be female names but they're stuck now ;)
Previous BMW - Ludwig the Green
Current BMW - son of Ludwig.I used to have a Mitsubishi Delica called "Mishitibus"
These cars are my arch nemesis…they follow me everywhere!! Ugly tanks they are!!
The Citroen Picasso named itself.
The first letters of my car's plates are WNI…so my car is 'Winnie'
My Mum's old car was named 'Beepy', simply because she had never had a car with central locking before, and Toyota's beep when you lock them
Not me but the girlfriend names every transport device we own:
Yari the Yaris (sold)
Garry the bike
Larry the moped
Barry the Barina
Parry the PoloYes she uses them in normal conversation and with others.
92 Carmy - whitie, 98 Corolla - turtle, 06 Citroen - silmery (named by my child), 14 Kruger - Big Bear
Old Red and Little Blue. Used to have a really really old family car I would call Bumpy.
Frosty - it's a white Toyota Prius. Playing on the theme, we have a stuffed penguin sitting on the dashboard.
lol @ all the sh1tbox comments. I thought I was going to be original with that one.
I used to have a Falcon, then got a Mitsubishi 380 as a second car, which was then nicknamed the Snowman to differentiate it from the Falcon.
Just got a new car this week which I call The Lev. However everyone else calls it my girlfriend, or "Shut up about your new car already" which I think is a catchy nickname
I call my Honda CRV Cherry because she's red, well used and full of semen stains.
You should ask the other fellas to aim a bit better.
I don't know its name… i just know the sound it makes as it leaves others in the dust
I call my one Nicole…. The exhaust pipe gets a fair bit of use also.
Named after the person you first had sex with in that car. No exceptions.
"scooby" (or "scoobyroo")…..its a subaru :P
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No Bro, only a sex! (6 out of ten in the land of fush & chups)!