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Rear Bike Light - Heart Design $3.47 US (~$4.69 AU) Shipped @ Aliexpress

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πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’œ Cheap rear bike light on sale in a creative heart design. No longer will you be hidden in the dark. πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’œ

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Specifications:

  • Brand New and High Quality
  • Material: Silicon
  • Item Color: White
  • LED Color: Red, Blue, Green or Changeable
  • Size: 14.5 x 6 x 3cm
  • Battery: 2x CR2032 (Included)
  • 3 Mode: Bright/Quick flash/Low flash

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  • +3

    🌟🌟🌟 Cheapest is $3.25, but it doesn't meet the posting requirements. 🌟🌟🌟

    http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cycling-Night-Bike-Taillight-…

  • +618

    Uhhh… Those are balls.

    • +19

      Heart shaped, yeah sure!
      Look like bollies to me too.

    • +113

      Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

      • +11

        You usually like to come when you see balls?

        • +1

          Slide down eyes to read this. Was not disappointed.

        • +1

          Don't panic. It is all okay

    • +4

      pair of saggy balls. No doubt!

    • +1

      Lol currently this comment - +177, deal post - +35

      • +1

        This comment +344,deal post +66

      • 603 now. And growing

    • Kangaroo balls…

    • those will be blowing in the wind

    • +18

      You called?

    • Hmm can we beat +350? :)

      • +2

        Yep. I was +351…

        The pinnacle of my online glory?

        • +1

          You did it just to reply

    • +12

      Ironically, you get hit by a car behind you as the driver speeds up to figure out if you've glowing balls hanging off of your seat.

      • +1

        The driver starts laughing hysterically and drives into a petrol tanker

        • +1

          Which was driven by a woman who'd recently had a sex change operation to have her (then his) balls removed.

    • +1

      Beat me to it!

    • +3

      The left one is hanging lower which is anatomically correct (for most men)

    • Also with a quick flash or slow flash option depending on how much you want people to see.

    • +2

      Need 8000 to send to meeren for the unsullied and varys.

      What sort of bulk discount can I get?

    • +5

      Someone please carve this comment into the ozbargan hall of fame. The Epic Threads wiki

    • From the kickstarter sales page - Built for rough riding - water / splash resistant construction.

  • +87

    Yeah, 'heart' design ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    • +84
    • +27

      looks like about 5 lumens, but somehow it sticks out like dogs balls, even in the daylight.

      • +4

        Hopefully it will help reduce riders getting a bum steer from car drivers, day or night.

    • Well the love heart was designed around the shape on woman privates lol

  • +5

    It looks like a ball-sack, not a heart.

  • Hahahaha y'all beat me to it!

  • +4

    I keep telling the laydeez i feel them deep in my heart. Now i know why.

  • +19

    Hey cool, it comes as blue too! :P

    • The changeable one comes in blue ;)

      • Ninja edit ;)

    • +2

      Testicular torsion

  • If that's a heart shape, then I don't wanna fall in love…

    • +13

      Yeah, if that was your heart you'd hate to be heartbroken

  • +1

    Love the hearts but post needs more stars, cheapest ever, etc :)

  • +14

    Can't wait to have blue balls on the back of my bike :)

    • +2

      Let us know if they turn purple on cold days :)

  • +37

    Does it come in an XL size please? I'm told I have a huge heart.

    • It's not about the size

  • It is not an accident, they are meant to look like balls.
    Have you not seen those "truck nuts" that redneck/bogans display?
    I think the implication is that your truck, or in this case bicycle, is a (profanity) substitute.

    They are a knock-off of these:

    http://www.gizmag.com/bike-balls-tail-light/37514/

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bikeballs/bike-balls-bi…

    • That Kickstarter pic…

  • +2

    AHAHAHAHA heart design……

  • +19

    Is this for real? If this was on my bike this morning it would have retracted back up inside the saddle! Freezing!

  • Cool! Maybe buy one or two to display in car, one for rear mirror, one for rear windshield

    • +1

      Maybe buy two and use them as earrings..

      You may get hit on alot.

  • +6

    So what does the front light look like?

  • -1

    Designed with heart in mind cuz the ladies heart them……. balls. ;)

  • +4

    Time to stock up for valentines. Thanks OP.

  • +2

    Can't wait to buy it for the wife.

    "It's a heart that'll light up your day (& night) wherever you're riding"

    lol

  • Riiiiiiiiight… Heart design… and that's what they are sticking with?? :D

  • +1

    it's more of a bollocks shape…

  • +1

    Does it flap around while riding your bike?

  • I never knew I needed these, thanks!

  • KEK, red ones.. I've seen these on tow bars too (with hair)

  • ah….nice one…lighted up swinging balls….

  • You meant "butt" design ?

  • +5

    If you want to save money you can strap your own balls with some reflective papers and ride around midday

  • +1

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  • +21

    You'd have to be nuts to miss this bargain

    • +2

      Not one single pun in the description! OP really ballsed that up.

      • Yup. It was a rush to post it before the others ;)

        • +1

          You're always quick and eager to let everyone see your 'heart' aren't you? :P

        • +1

          @Spackbace: Of course. They change colour with every tug.

        • +1

          @Spackbace: in this instance, I'd suggest you don't wear your "heart" on your sleeve

  • +2

    I heart these.

  • +1

    Are they hairy or smooth ?

  • Is there a way to stop the heart light from swinging?

    I imagine these would slap against the seat.

  • This is very ballsy

  • bought it! cant wait to hang my balls

  • +1
  • +3

    Glow in the dark teabagging

  • Just what i was looking for!

  • +1

    Reminder that blue vehicle lights are illegal in Australia except for emergency vehicles - eg police, fire and ambulance.

    • That is precisely why this "light" is camouflaged.

    • Yup a colleague got defected because his headlights where blue. Granted he can change the headlight colour but he got done by the cops and fined.

      • +3

        Defected?

        Back to Mother Russia?

        • +1

          What i wanted to say. Was he he got a defect notice for his car having blue lights. But im sure most of you knew what i really meant ☺

  • +3

    mode 3: low flash… LOL.

  • +2

    You gotta have some ballz to ride at night…

  • +1

    Heart Design. Are they serious!

  • Quick flash / low flash?
    Those are balls. This close they always look like landscape. Nope, you're looking at balls.

  • Should put one of these on the front of the bike

  • hahahahaa heart design lol
    might get one as a gift xD

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