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18" Barnyard Rooster Silhouette, $18 Click and Collect (Was $45) Masters - Chullora, NSW

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18" Barnyard Rooster Silhouette, $18 Click and Collect (Was $45) Masters - Chullora, NSW
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[Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 07:02 masters.com.au (3313 clicks)
Last edited 24/04/2016 - 10:31 by 1 other user

Just in time for Mother's Day!

This bright red cock/rooster/male chicken is designed for use as a stunning garden ornament, but could look equally impressive as it adorns your workplace.

Next week in the office: "Oh? You're looking for that report? It's just on the table over there under my large cock."

Was $44.98 then $30.00 - but once you add it to your cart you'll score 40% off, taking the price down to $18.00. You can pay for shipping, but is rather exxy.

NOTE: Pricing and availability based on the Chullora, NSW store.

EDIT: Some people seem to be looking for these in different colours and eBay appears to have some similar with this Metal Rooster Chicken Bird Standing Sculpture Ornament for $42.98 delivered.

EDIT: Some OzBargain MEMBERS have stated that cock is a colloquialism/slang term for part of the male sexual organs. To be clear, this is NOT what Masters is selling. It is a metal garden ornament. If you are were offended by the title of the post, please get your mind out of the gutter and try ABC Kids or the Australian Christian Lobby website for material less likely to distress you.

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    • krushgroove on 24/04/2016 - 08:40
      +5

      Alvin Purple, Number 96…..it's in our blood mate.

    • johnno07 on 24/04/2016 - 08:48
      +6

      If you don't like it, get a dog up ya!

      • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 09:26
        +4

        WTF? How on earth do you conclude that?
        Also YOU are visiting this thread/site…

        • redcreek200 on 24/04/2016 - 09:42
          -2

          Sorry for generalising @king tightarse.
          But, yeah like @stonkered's childish comment below kind of proves my point.

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 11:15

          @redcreek200: No, here on Earth it doesn't prove anything of the sort.

          Heimdall, open the Bifrost…

        • stonkered on 24/04/2016 - 12:01
          +1

          @redcreek200:

          Teee-HeeeeeeeeeHee

      • stonkered on 24/04/2016 - 09:26
        +2

        Yeah we get drunk and abuse our 18" cocks.

    • Gershom on 24/04/2016 - 11:08

      And that never happens elsewhere in the world.

    • rambutann on 24/04/2016 - 11:28

      j so is my bro

  • avgbowlofpho on 24/04/2016 - 08:36
    +1

    Goes into Maters "Do you have an 18" Red Cock"

    Reaction would be priceless

    • MaMan on 24/04/2016 - 08:55

      I don't think she would like it

    • elitistphoenix on 24/04/2016 - 09:27

      Maters ?? - Are you one of the Jenner kids?

  • PainToad on 24/04/2016 - 08:42
    +8

    Anyone who reports this, fails at being a human.

    • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 08:52
      +2

      It looks like at least 4 poor little creatures have gazed upon this mighty 18" red cock & swooned already. ;)

    • Xizor on 24/04/2016 - 11:00
      +1

      Probably the same hippy or religious nutters that whine at every fictional slight.

  • Darkii on 24/04/2016 - 08:46
    +1

    That's a big beautiful cock

  • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 08:48
    +1

    Hang on, it's actually 16.5 inches not 18. Just not big enough.

    • cpho on 24/04/2016 - 10:39
      +2

      Did you rub out ask the kinks?
      18in is the maximum size when fully erect

      • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 11:38

        I was actually measuring on a cold day, summertime it's much bigger.

  • nickos888 on 24/04/2016 - 08:52
    +2

    Will go well with these….

    https://www.masters.com.au/product/900027671/slideright-twin…

    • stonkered on 24/04/2016 - 09:26
      +1

      Mind blown

      • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:28

        sorry stewballs

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 09:35

          I had a great joke when the comment still read "(profanity)", but the edit ruined the gag. :'(

        • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:37
          +1

          @StewBalls: yeah. I went back to edit but your comment locked my comment to the the new edited version. maybe I can use the same original comment in another post, such as the new Zaanta 100% Latex Mattress 5% Discount deal?

        • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:47

          @altomic: edited - done, I think the pun still works

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 09:49

          @altomic: Psst, typo alert…too many cooks

    • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 09:28
      -1

      Oh wow…it's a kind of cake in Greek (kok)
      I see them in Oakleigh - All those Greeks eating koks.

      • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:31

        can i push it to far by asking if those koks are creamed filled?

        • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 09:34

          Absoluely, A greek kok is brimmimg with cream, until you eat it.
          http://www.tasteofmylife.com/2013/02/greek-sponge-cookies-ko…

        • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:35

          @King Tightarse: wow, looks awesome. I want to eat Greek Kok.

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 09:51

          @altomic: I hear that if you've never had Greek Kok in the front of the shop before, you can try it out the back first…but that could be an Athenian myth.

        • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:52

          @StewBalls: something something Platonic?

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 09:54

          @altomic: Ah, the ancient Socratic question…

        • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 10:03
          +1

          @StewBalls:
          Oh yes, the Greeks have been eating koks for years. They loved eating koks over 2000 years ago in Socrates time. British still keep the tradition alive at boarding school.

        • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 10:03
          +2

          @StewBalls: Buggar

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 10:12
          +1

          @King Tightarse: Thanks, that explains why I always get a Kok hungry vibe from Greek ladies! :)

        • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 10:32

          @StewBalls:
          I used to date a Jewish girl, now those girls love koks. I couldn't believe it. Took her out to dinner and thought we could have something sweet after. She had hers then she was eating my kok too in no time. Unbelievable.
          Just hungry for koks, I guess.

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 10:34
          +1

          @King Tightarse: I have no reason to doubt you, that sounds pretty kosher to me.

        • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 10:36
          +1

          @StewBalls:
          True story.
          I don't know if she'd made it to Oakleigh, but I'm am pretty sure she'd had koks before.

  • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 08:59
    +8

    I want a big red cock.
    but probably low stock and they'll cancel all online orders
    I'll pos vote when I have that big cock in my hand

    • robb6014 on 24/04/2016 - 09:16

      *poz vote

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 11:14

      You say that to all the guys.
      Does your number plate say "ANUSTART", I.e. looking for A NU START.

  • laser on 24/04/2016 - 09:05
    +4

    This is the only erection she'll need in her backyard.

  • hluu0111 on 24/04/2016 - 09:07
    +1

    If anyone reports this thread as inappropriate, religious institution doors are there to welcome them.

    I read the blog by Jenny from this thread too, and I think that now all female Ozbargainers would go get a, well, chicken. Male one, that is.

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:55
      -1

      It was, of course, reported. I've updated the post to make it VERY clear this is nothing more than a garden ornament.

  • chickenchipsgravy on 24/04/2016 - 09:07
    +1

    Bravo my good sir tips hat +1

  • PLANT on 24/04/2016 - 09:09
    +2

    Another Masters cock up?

  • PLANT on 24/04/2016 - 09:11
    +1

    Does this cock swing?

  • trev likes bargains on 24/04/2016 - 09:12
    -6

    Not the beat deal. 24 inch cock is $13 at Kmart. This is the cheapest price based on Malice

    http://www.kmart.com.au/product/metal-rooster/700619

    • rifter on 24/04/2016 - 09:15
      +3

      Thats less than 55 cents an inch.

    • Trantor on 24/04/2016 - 09:16
      +4

      so more bang for your buck?

    • Bokoshi on 24/04/2016 - 09:16
      +3

      Masters is a 42cm wide cock but the Kmart although taller only has a 32cm width.

      Depends how you like your cocks.

    • ozy on 24/04/2016 - 09:20
      +1

      Not the beat best way to put down a big deal like this.

    • avgbowlofpho on 24/04/2016 - 09:30
      +1

      But sometimes the cheaper cock doesn't last longer
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 09:39
      +4

      Dick move, Trev.

    • Miss B on 24/04/2016 - 10:03
      +2

      This one seems to have a bigger girth than the Kmart one, which is also an important factor to consider.

    • ilikeit on 24/04/2016 - 10:05
      +4

      Let's not get into a cock fight.

    • monty.melb on 24/04/2016 - 10:53
      +1

      You beat him by 6" and $5.

      • trev likes bargains on 24/04/2016 - 11:32

        We are always looking for the best deal for the community. Too bad the deal post on this got taken down.

  • Qroozn on 24/04/2016 - 09:14
    +7

    Why not get a pair of Big Blue Balls to go with it . $1.99 ea (save $2 ea).
    https://m.masters.com.au/product/101788896/australia-beach-b…

    • Qroozn on 24/04/2016 - 09:16
      +4

      So now for $21.98 you too can own a 18" red cock and a set of blue balls!

      • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 09:31

        Woah careful there, blue balls can kill you. You will need to take action immediately.

        • Qroozn on 24/04/2016 - 09:33
          +2

          So can an 18" red cock

  • robb6014 on 24/04/2016 - 09:18
    +2

    If I use this 18" cock will it wake up the neighbors? I don't want any more complaints.

  • robb6014 on 24/04/2016 - 09:19
    +42

    Hahah Masters approved my review and its live:

    "This 18" cock is just what my wife wanted" Good hard construction, suitable for the front or back. She loves it."

    https://www.masters.com.au/product/100890611/barnyard-rooste…

    • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 09:24
      -3

      theres only one reviewI see and it says "Item as described, well made, ready for collection when notified."

      • robb6014 on 24/04/2016 - 09:26
        +4

        Hmm reload? It is showing up for me. 2 reviews.

        • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 09:30
          -2

          nope, only one.

          5 / 5
          As good as the picture
          Posted on January 5, 2016
          Customer ValeDisplay Top 250 contributor fromNew South Wales, Australia
          Gender:Male
          Value
          4 / 5
          Quality
          5 / 5
          Item as described, well made, ready for collection when notified.
          Yes, I recommend this product.

        • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 11:44

          Strange then. On my pc it only shows the one review. Refresh doesn't help. On mobile it shows 2 reviews though.

          No idea why the neg when am just saying what's on the screen in front of me.

        • moooooooo on 24/04/2016 - 11:54

          @PVA: I didn't neg you, but it shows 2 reviews for me.

    • theHMASfriendship on 24/04/2016 - 10:35
      +1

      I can see your review, good gear!

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 11:15
      +1

      Love it!

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 24/04/2016 - 11:54
      +1

      Absolute gold. +1

    • 51kabunka on 24/04/2016 - 13:18
      +1

      I gave it a thumbs up on masters site!

    • Zaddo on 24/04/2016 - 18:21

      @robbo6014 Bravo for getting review on master website

  • PJC on 24/04/2016 - 09:23

    Great title. I thought OP was boasting.
    Well, great original title, anyway. It's just been changed.

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:53

      Title changed? Alas, yes. We must protect childish people from themselves, it seems.

  • webtherapist on 24/04/2016 - 09:26

    cheap red cock

  • PVA on 24/04/2016 - 09:26
    +14

    Boo, the titles been changed.

    • stonkered on 24/04/2016 - 09:29

      Barnyard Rooter!

    • altomic on 24/04/2016 - 09:40
      +2

      it's hard to see why people were offended.

      • Jabba the Hutt on 24/04/2016 - 10:15

        Next on OzBargain: Free (profanity) @ RSPCA? Where's the line?

        • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 10:47

          The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!

  • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 09:28
    +2

    A good pair with this deal

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/244680

  • King Tightarse on 24/04/2016 - 09:35

    Change it back - things go better with cock

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:52
      +3

      A couple of members were offended by the post title, apparently. Sigh.

      [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:52 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
      • Diji1 on 24/04/2016 - 10:58
        +5

        Don't you realise children become raving sex maniacs if they even come near a monitor with the word cock displayed on it?

        They don't even have to to look at the monitor, just the word by itself and BOOM, sex maniac!

        Please think of the childrens!

  • 89tnp on 24/04/2016 - 09:45
    +1

    This has 132 up votes? What am I missing?

    • volturee on 24/04/2016 - 09:48
      +12

      All 18"

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:23
      +13

      Sense of humor?

      • 89tnp on 24/04/2016 - 19:17

        hehe. it says cock….

        In all seriousness, I don't think it's worth $18? That is to say, I would not buy one for $18. I'm just curious as to whether people are upvoting it because it says cock, or people genuinely think this is a bargain?

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:51
      +7

      Simple. If you haven't bought one you're missing out on a cut-price garden ornament.

      This is OzBargain, not Open Universities, mate. Don't overthink things.

    • zedroid on 24/04/2016 - 17:58

      An 18" red cock from your life, perhaps?

  • siuol on 24/04/2016 - 09:50
    +2

    I am too late for the party

    • StewBalls on 24/04/2016 - 10:27
      +3

      Nope, we're all still up for it…

  • Young gardener on 24/04/2016 - 10:12
    +1

    Available at $18 in Hawthorn east, VIC store as well. C & C is available

    • [Deactivated] on 24/04/2016 - 10:48

      Thank you.

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