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monty.melb on 22/04/2016 - 22:56 replens.com.au (3458 clicks)

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  • dylanando on 22/04/2016 - 22:58
    +4

    Would this make for a good gift or?

    • montorola on 22/04/2016 - 23:30
      +1

      Lol, I'd take great offense to this if I found my gf using it haha

      • Tuba on 22/04/2016 - 23:44
        +6

        Maybe its to prevent wrinkles.

      • dylanando on 23/04/2016 - 00:23
        +10

        Yeah, You're right. Will use as a secret santa gift.

        • monty.melb on 23/04/2016 - 00:26
          +3

          Or Kris Kringle.

      • dunno on 23/04/2016 - 01:22
        +2

        Women have a way with words…She'll just tell you its for her dry lips….

        • KaTst3R on 23/04/2016 - 01:32
          +1

          there are other ways to keep it moist.

        • Gershom on 29/06/2016 - 08:31

          It is.

      • King Steuart on 23/04/2016 - 02:34
        -1

        So you're telling me not to get it for your gf?

  • [Deactivated] on 22/04/2016 - 23:00
    +97

    Well that's Mother's Day sorted!

    [Deactivated] on 22/04/2016 - 23:00 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
    • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:08
      -6

      How do you know mum has a dry vaginal?

      • slipperypete on 22/04/2016 - 23:18
        +101

        All his mates told him

        • douglasb on 23/04/2016 - 00:14
          -5

          u wot m8

      • eatwell365 on 22/04/2016 - 23:30
        +24

        squeaking noise around the house,

        • [Deactivated] on 23/04/2016 - 03:29
          -6

          … Especially when the mum is walking.

        • Tal_Shiar on 24/04/2016 - 02:11

          Nothing wd40 can't fix…

      • Jake D on 23/04/2016 - 20:25

        It's for your mum.

    • currentfad on 22/04/2016 - 23:54
      -3

      wtf

    • easternculture on 23/04/2016 - 01:44
      +2

      Maybe grandma needs it more than your mom

    • Islund on 23/04/2016 - 10:58

      Is that a dry joke?

  • kronicmacstigator on 22/04/2016 - 23:02
    +10

    Perfect for when you think your friend is an utter c***!

    kronicmacstigator on 22/04/2016 - 23:02 (Collapsed - Offtopic. Show)
    • gccmelb on 22/04/2016 - 23:54
      +2

      Guess what my ex boss is getting?

      • montorola on 23/04/2016 - 00:02
        +28

        An xbox?

  • AussieDaddy on 22/04/2016 - 23:03
    +13

    Wait a minute! I thought it had its own, internal natural moisturizer, no? Well, as a virgin you learn new things every day.

    • itstuan on 22/04/2016 - 23:08
      +32

      will need a finger to activate it, otherwise just apply this

    • Gravy on 22/04/2016 - 23:15
      +10

      might want to rethink your username then?

      • AussieDaddy on 22/04/2016 - 23:22

        Ever heard of reverse psychology? ;)

        • Gravy on 22/04/2016 - 23:24
          +1

          ah yes… a good ploy. I suggest wiping a little snot onto your shoulder before going out to clubs to complete the illusion.

        • AussieDaddy on 22/04/2016 - 23:25

          @Gravy: Thanks for the tip, mate. I was just about to hit Hindley Street.

        • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:27

          @AussieDaddy:
          Fellow Adelaidian : Recognize.

        • Gravy on 22/04/2016 - 23:27

          @AussieDaddy: This should put you off if you havent already seen it. Ultra realistic comedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFQfylQ2Jgg

        • AussieDaddy on 22/04/2016 - 23:31

          @scatman00: O yeah! Adelaide is home.

        • AussieDaddy on 22/04/2016 - 23:32

          @Gravy: LOL! Yeah, I saw this ages ago and it's fantastic as I am one of those with no kids.

    • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:21

      Men o pause

    • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:10
      -4

      Interestingly, take off the 'L' and its a profanity, but that iteration isn't.

      • StewBalls on 22/04/2016 - 23:20

        Only nouns can be nasty…

    • kronicmacstigator on 22/04/2016 - 23:12
      +3

      Kids can also surf porn sites so…

    • AdrianW on 22/04/2016 - 23:12
      +12

      Kids can also visit the feminine hygiene aisle at Coles or Woolies.

      • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:20
        +20

        And look at the catalogues, Kmart, Target, Bigw, ah memories…

        • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:25
          +3

          i only used them for the underwear models, wait you're telling me i could have seen vaginal?

    • monty.melb on 22/04/2016 - 23:12
      +1

      should not be on a site which kids can visit.

      Then it should be removed from supermarket shelves as well.

    • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:13

      what about (profanity)? p e n i s , how is that flagged profanity?

      • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:14

        exactly my point ;)

        • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:17

          PEN IS
          VA GINA

        • StewBalls on 23/04/2016 - 09:48
          +1

          @cryptos:

          PEN IS

          If you've seen my handwriting, my pens could sure do with some Image Stabilisation. ;)

    • NachoMafia on 22/04/2016 - 23:17
      +3

      It could be worse, imagine if it were penile! Will somebody PLEASE think of the children!!

    • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:18
      +1

      So the kids know how to spell vaginal, but don't know how to use google?

      • scatman00 on 22/04/2016 - 23:21

        knowing you have a pen.. is not the same as being show a pen..

        • buckster on 23/04/2016 - 20:57
          +1

          Hang on who's showing their pens to the kids??

    • Gershom on 22/04/2016 - 23:20

      Nice change from an apple for the teacher. Ref Mrs Krabapple.

    • slipperypete on 22/04/2016 - 23:26
      +2

      I may sound a bit old fashioned but " Vaginal " should not be on a site which kids can visit.

      Because half the worlds population has one or because it will mentally scar them for life?

      • nismo on 23/04/2016 - 11:09
        +2

        Stop exaggerating!

        Around 49.6 percent of the world's population is female

        There are 101 men for every 100 women across the globe

    • Shepard on 22/04/2016 - 23:31
      -1

      girls dont have vaginas.

    • save my dollarydoos on 23/04/2016 - 00:03
      +1

      I'd say more juvenile than old fashioned.

    • Diji1 on 23/04/2016 - 01:23
      +4

      What terrible fate do you foresee for them?

      Will they begin masturbating (and therefore go blind) or just go straight to sex offender in their adult years due to being exposed to the word "vaginal" at an early age?

    • TheOneWhoKnocks on 23/04/2016 - 05:54

      You just got #roasted

    • BertieBrown on 23/04/2016 - 07:36

      Surely, you jest?

    • damnscenekids on 23/04/2016 - 17:13

      Vaginas, how scandalous.

    • FabMan on 24/04/2016 - 07:29

      Kids love their Bargains, they are always chasing the best prices, checking up on OzBargain before they go out in the booster chair in the back seat to Toys "R" Us.

  • Gershom on 22/04/2016 - 23:18
    +2

    You too can prevent forest fires.

  • StewBalls on 22/04/2016 - 23:18
    +13

    Came for the dry humour…

    • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:19
      +7

      ew, you came?

      • StewBalls on 22/04/2016 - 23:19
        +2

        Not in a hurry though…

    • monty.melb on 22/04/2016 - 23:50
      +12

      It's a viscous cycle.

  • catbrain on 22/04/2016 - 23:26
    +23

    These words are not profanities, they're not even slang - these are the accepted English names for anatomical parts.

    Ridiculous.

  • eatwell365 on 22/04/2016 - 23:34

    It has been posted few times. Can anyone tell any difference from KY?

    • cryptos on 22/04/2016 - 23:35
      +2

      Sure:

      Product Information

      Many women suffer from feminine hygiene symptoms, such as vaginal dryness. It is most often associated with the normal decline or fluctuation in the level of the female hormone, oestrogen. Such things as menopause, breastfeeding, childbirth, excessive exercise, medications and stress can trigger this fluctuation.

      It is common to experience vaginal dryness when douching, using tampons, or at the end of the menstrual cycle. Women describe the feeling of vaginal dryness to include itching, burning, irritation and painful intercourse. Replens provides continuous moisture and comfort for women who suffer from vaginal dryness.

      How to use Replens

      Applied internally, just once every 3 days. You may use Replens more or less, as often as needed, up to once a day.

      The applicator enables you to hygienically and easily place, the right amount of Replens exactly where it is needed, high up, inside the (profanity). Replens is available in pre-filled or reusable applicator formats.

      Why use Replens?

      Long lasting relief from vaginal dryness, itching, irritation, soreness and discomfort

      Apply just once every 3 days
Oestrogen and hormone free
Replens delivers moisture for full 3 days
Clinically tested Replens coats and soothes the vaginal wall for quick relief
      • a22andrew on 22/04/2016 - 23:57

        Wait, i read that profanity as 'rectum' and now I'm confused

        • StewBalls on 23/04/2016 - 11:36
          +1

          So you're not used to a welcome mat at the back door…

  • Dr Techno on 22/04/2016 - 23:44
    +1

    its pretty moist in here.. :-/

  • try2bhelpful on 23/04/2016 - 00:03

    My own suggestion is get a stack of the chick lit books like the Anita Blake books or True Blood etc. Restores the natural order.

  • djmm on 23/04/2016 - 00:16
    +2

    You can use this as facial moisturizer as well during winter time.

    • monty.melb on 23/04/2016 - 00:21
      +6

      Send me before and after photos please.

    • attfiecz2 on 23/04/2016 - 06:30
      +1

      A couple could benefit from both benefits of a single application.

  • 4892 on 23/04/2016 - 00:23

    What a refreshing deal, thanks OP!

    • monty.melb on 23/04/2016 - 00:25
      +3

      Refreshing and moist.

  • [Deactivated] on 23/04/2016 - 00:25
    +2

    TRIGGERED

  • aussieprepper on 23/04/2016 - 00:41

    can this be used on itchy scrot?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBLiqG5EGo

  • Maz1 on 23/04/2016 - 00:57
    +6

    I'm going to take it to work, place it in an obvious spot in the office and laugh my buttocks off. No one will pick it up to move it or bin it, I can just tell.

  • D3m3ntia on 23/04/2016 - 01:24
    +2

    Cool. Lip balm.

  • strangeloops66 on 23/04/2016 - 01:27

    Clinically tested Replens coats and soothes the vaginal wall for quick relief.

    Sounds like a Strepsil…just replace "vaginal" with "throat" (which is the reverse of what happens at home).

  • 50cent on 23/04/2016 - 02:25
    -1

    Can I moisturize my (profanity) with this instead?

  • franco cozzo on 23/04/2016 - 05:42

    <profanity> of a deal…..

  • donotuse on 23/04/2016 - 05:51
    -1

    This is useful for gay men too.

  • Cheap Rich Guy on 23/04/2016 - 06:45
    -1

    Not one chick has commented on the effectiveness of this product.

    • BluebirdV on 23/04/2016 - 07:33

      Maybe we can start a poll and get women to rate it.

    • [Deactivated] on 23/04/2016 - 21:14

      How many men will admit to masturbating?

      Like a woman is going to get on this forum and go my lips are dry and winkled; I have cobwebs growing down there and ever since using this (profanity)AKA kitty conditioner my life has been fully transformed.

      • Cheap Rich Guy on 28/06/2016 - 17:31

        It might help other women though.

  • alspa on 23/04/2016 - 07:38
    +5

    Lol, i cun't stop laughing!

  • brendyboomboom on 23/04/2016 - 07:40

    I need to have this sent to a few mates for fun…. do they actually contact you before sending it out ?
    i put in BS contact details =\

  • chav on 23/04/2016 - 08:06
    +2

    Now I know why I signed up to Oz bargin…
    It's cheaper than going to the bar for giggles

  • A2Z on 23/04/2016 - 08:30

    That site come with virus? : Malicious Downloads
    http://www.mcafee.com/threat-intelligence/site/default.aspx?…

    • monty.melb on 23/04/2016 - 08:31
      +3

      McAfee itself a virus.

    • a22andrew on 23/04/2016 - 14:07
      +2

      oh. I don't think we want a virus down there!

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