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Free Replens Vaginal Moisturiser Sample

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monty.melb on 02/02/2014 - 15:44 replens.com.au (3593 clicks)
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Replens is giving you the opportunity to obtain a free sample of their vaginal moisturiser

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  • Miami Mall Alien on 02/02/2014 - 15:50
    +162

    No vagina jokes please. They're just not funny. Period.
    No period jokes either. Women might ovary act.

    • mr_vino89 on 02/02/2014 - 15:51

      don't be a pussy!

      • mycosys on 02/02/2014 - 18:22
        +1

        I think you may have been looking for "only a pussy would need this kind of help"

        Personally I think i will go for "do you use the cobweb duster before or after?"

    • Balls on 02/02/2014 - 17:43

      thats…beautiful…sir

    • fantombloo on 02/02/2014 - 20:30
      +1

      Not funny, just fanny.

    • montorola on 02/02/2014 - 23:08
      +19

      Ordered one, gonna use this to moisturise my face after shaving

      A bargain is a bargain…

    • [Deactivated] on 03/02/2014 - 17:20
      +1

      What starts with "C", ends in "T", has a "U and "N" in it, hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?

      COCONUT!

  • ozgriff on 02/02/2014 - 15:53
    +19

    Cue dry humour.

  • supervigilante on 02/02/2014 - 15:55
    +15

    Sigh.. here we go again

    • peco on 02/02/2014 - 15:56
      +59

      Every month.

      • StewBalls on 02/02/2014 - 16:06
        +45

        It's a viscous cycle…

    • Sabs on 02/02/2014 - 16:01
      +5

      Yep.

      Apparently vaginas are hilarious.

      • Miami Mall Alien on 02/02/2014 - 16:06
        +8

        If it was a penile moisturiser deal people would be making the same kind of gags regardless. Ozbargain is all about equality.

        • [Deactivated] on 02/02/2014 - 16:07
          +2

          You're in denial about the penial. (Spelling fixed, not funny now, possibly never was)

        • Sabs on 02/02/2014 - 16:10

          Yeah, I don't disagree.

        • Miami Mall Alien on 02/02/2014 - 16:31
          +1

          You're in denial about the penial. (Spelling fixed, not funny now, possibly never was)

          At least it's not penal moisturiser; prisons everywhere would have to cut out showering for good.

      • morpheu on 02/02/2014 - 16:13
        +1

        totally! just ask American Dad's expert
        Roger: I guess you had to come out of or regularly visit Francine's clown hole to matter around this place.

      • NosDan on 02/02/2014 - 17:02

        Apparently vaginas are hilarious.

        they sure are

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T7t…

      • daveted on 03/02/2014 - 12:03
        -1

        "Apparently vaginas are hilarious."

        That's why people say You're a funny c*******nt

    • [Deactivated] on 02/02/2014 - 16:05
      -1

      The longer it goes, the more it becomes useful I suppose.

  • Matt88 on 02/02/2014 - 16:19

    One guess as to what to use as the applicator

  • tonyjzx on 02/02/2014 - 16:36
    +1

    i like the bit where it asks you who the sample is for:

    mother?
    daughter?

    like really?

    • scrimshaw on 02/02/2014 - 16:50
      +22

      Yeap, seems to be missing the father and son option. This is outrageous.

      • WT on 02/02/2014 - 18:37
        +3

        are you mistaking this site for NAMBLA

        • Steptoe on 02/02/2014 - 20:50

          What's Marlon Bramdo got to do with it?

      • montorola on 02/02/2014 - 22:59
        +1

        I concur, writing a letter to the ACCC as we speak

  • ChadHominem on 02/02/2014 - 16:39
    +16

    Free Vaginal Moisturiser: Channing Tatum

  • noob999 on 02/02/2014 - 17:03

    I'm offended that OzBargain is not a source of referral!

  • Guppy1975 on 02/02/2014 - 17:15
    +44

    Valentines Day present sorted.

    • montorola on 02/02/2014 - 23:00
      +2

      Looks like you don't do it for her naturally aye? :P

  • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 17:21
    +2

    Does anyone know what it is made of?

    I received a sample of this a while back but there is no information about the ingredients at all. I didn't use it because I prefer to know what I'm using. I thought it was mandatory to list ingredients.

    • shmahoo on 02/02/2014 - 17:29
      +1

      only if you're eating it!

      • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 17:38
        +1

        Cosmetics, sunscreen etc have ingredients listed because a certain amount is absorbed into the body via the skin. In the case of Replens it would be absorbed through the mucous membranes.

        • mskeggs on 02/02/2014 - 17:46
          +5

          Agreed. They shouldn't supply it without full ingredients listed.

        • Jackson on 02/02/2014 - 21:57
          -3

          Really? I thought it was being absorbed by the vagina???

    • hambuger on 02/02/2014 - 17:48
      +11

      It's actually just a postcard sized picture of John Stamos.

      • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 19:09
        +4

        Well, I guess he is about the right age.

    • cannedhams on 02/02/2014 - 18:17
      +1

      It feels like its made from cornflour, based on the sample I obtained the last time I was on Ozbargain.

      • justtoreply on 03/02/2014 - 11:34

        Uhm.. from previous posts, you're a bloke. Did you use it on yourself? o_O

        PS: Cornflour is a thickening agent..

        • [Deactivated] on 03/02/2014 - 15:56

          Yea … but that could be explained by @paizur's more recent post below

          Im pretty sure there was a bargain for Thai plastic surgery from about six months ago.

        • cannedhams on 03/02/2014 - 16:46

          Well if you're getting it for free its a bargain.

        • kiitos on 03/02/2014 - 20:12

          Maybe he used it to thicken his Pad Prik.

    • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 18:56
      +3

      Just found the answer to my own question -
      http://www.replens.com.au/docs/Replens%20e%20booklet.pdf

      Polycarbophil ‐ has  the  capacity  to adhere  long  term  to  the  vaginal walls and able  to 
      carry multiple times its own weight in water.  
      • Purified water ‐ restores the natural moisture in the dry vaginal walls. 
      • Mineral oil, palm oil glyceride.  
      • Sorbic Acid, Parabens ‐ ingredients for the conservation of the product.  

  • shmahoo on 02/02/2014 - 17:30
    +4

    You probably want to rush and get one of these samples before supplies dry up

  • Medrad on 02/02/2014 - 18:01
    -5

    Free vaginal moisturiser…

    Nope… nothing funny about that… must be my "dry" sense of humour…

  • bargainsniper on 02/02/2014 - 18:06
    -1

    Valentines Day sorted

    • justtoreply on 03/02/2014 - 11:35
      +5

      Your joke got sniped an hour earlier.

  • King Tightarse on 02/02/2014 - 18:26
    +1

    So just the one flavor?

  • masuta on 02/02/2014 - 18:29
    +17

    Now I just need a vagina… Damn you ozbargain!

    • cannedhams on 02/02/2014 - 18:41
      +10

      Im pretty sure there was a bargain for Thai plastic surgery from about six months ago.

      • montorola on 02/02/2014 - 23:16
        +1

        Buy one get one free

    • Speckled Jim on 03/02/2014 - 13:25

      realdoll.com

  • CJ on 02/02/2014 - 18:46
    +11

    I have to moisturise my vagina as well now??!! Will it reduce wrinkles?

    • nicksinternet on 02/02/2014 - 19:52
      +1

      Your vagina will look fresh and young.

      • Steptoe on 02/02/2014 - 20:55

        NADS products will also assist

    • kiitos on 03/02/2014 - 20:15

      Replens fights the seven signs o-vaging!

      (I think that was funnier in my head than on paper)

    • [Deactivated] on 03/02/2014 - 20:23

      I don't think we'll see Demi Moore promoting this one.

  • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 19:02
    +3

    Gotta love the ozbargain community. Who knew that the target market for this product, menopausal women with vaginal atrophy, were so sought after here.

    • mskeggs on 04/02/2014 - 23:17

      There is no shortage of posters who "like the ladies".

      • Speckled Jim on 05/02/2014 - 09:39

        Well, you don't have to look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire…

  • GregFiona on 02/02/2014 - 19:24
    +1

    Dinner dressing sorted!

  • captobvious on 02/02/2014 - 21:23

    mmm I can taste the bubbles

  • reecho on 02/02/2014 - 21:26
    +6

    Why is everyone getting into a flap with this one…??

    • dissin on 02/02/2014 - 21:45
      -1

      Because its been dry as lately

    • [Deactivated] on 02/02/2014 - 21:51
      +3

      Definitely seems to be the topic on everyone's lips.

      • dissin on 02/02/2014 - 22:04
        +2

        Yeh loosen up people….

        Better to be open about it, rather than tight lipped.

  • King Tightarse on 02/02/2014 - 21:51
    -4

    I can see this being popular with ladies who like ladies but perhaps the less-been said about that, the better

    • shmahoo on 02/02/2014 - 22:01
      +2

      OzBargain: cunning linguists from the lucky country (was considering an extra typo there)

      • King Tightarse on 02/02/2014 - 22:12
        +3

        Reminds me a bit of my mate that copped a hiding from the police in the eighties. Poor stuttering bastard was innocently, explaining to the officer how he would
        "NEVER do anything like that ca-cun cun, cun, cun, cun, cun, constable"
        BAM.

    • 7Alice7 on 02/02/2014 - 22:09
      +2

      No. It is popular with old heterosexual ladies darlin'.

      How's school going sweetiepie? Do try and stay awake this year.

      • mskeggs on 04/02/2014 - 23:19

        A few posters here will get their first French kiss this year. Some even with a girl!

  • Wallyt99 on 02/02/2014 - 21:56
    +1

    Great valentines gift.

    • deeevan on 02/02/2014 - 22:08

      I just read this comment to my boyfriend, I hope he gets the hint

      • ccrap on 03/02/2014 - 00:55

        .. to get you one of these for valentines day??

  • King Tightarse on 02/02/2014 - 22:25

    If vaginal dryness is a problem, this would be free "instant" solution.
    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.therooster.co…
    The usual effect:
    http://www.davidsmeaton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/13960…

    • scrimshaw on 02/02/2014 - 22:53

      Chuck Norris is 70+ years old now, methinks that vaginal moisturizer is well past the use by date.

      • jv on 02/02/2014 - 23:04
        +2

        Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70 until HE WANTS to turn 70…

  • Sevo on 02/02/2014 - 23:03

    Mingie Says Hello! Lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk2S6lhBX5g

  • lj87 on 02/02/2014 - 23:10
    -4

    Terrible thread, first comment excluded.

    • lj87 on 03/02/2014 - 01:58
      -5

      Please, it was predictable trash. First comment was the only one that required any effort.

  • montorola on 02/02/2014 - 23:17

    So did anyone actually order or is everyone here to make jokes lol

  • Tihocan on 02/02/2014 - 23:34
    +8

    Best snatch this one up while it's available.

    • dissin on 03/02/2014 - 09:16

      Nah take your time, no chance of this one drying up

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