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Star Wars Darth Vader Shoes - $3 (Was $25) at Big W

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Not too late to grab the perfect gift for your Valentine or for yourself. Be the coolest dude in the office. Adult sizes available, marked down to $3 from $25 at Big W.

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  • +67

    Also a great preventative measure for STI's

  • +5

    peeping tom Darth

  • +4

    Sometimes I would just like to like the writeup, or part there of.

    "Be the coolest dude in the office."

  • +3

    Wear to that all important job interview, and show them what you're made of!

  • +1

    Impressive!

    • +2

      Most impressive.

  • +31

    These aren't the shoes I was looking for.

    • only gives you half strength of force choke

  • +7

    Make sure you leave them under the dark side of the bed

  • +4

    Oh jeez. If these were slippers you wear around the house they would make a lot more sense.

  • +3

    I will complete, what you have started.. In your shoes.

  • Most impressive.

  • +18

    I'm gonna get this pair just so I can walk through my door and say "Shoey, we're home".

  • What sort of loser would pay $25 for these?

    • +18

      /raises non-severed hand

    • +3

      What sort of loser would pay $25 for these?

    • +10

      I find your lack of faith disturbing.

    • +1

      Kylo ren would love these

    • Exactly why they are now $3

  • +16

    I find thier lack of laces disturbing

  • +3

    These are not the shoes you are looking for

  • +4

    Maybe the intention is that by wearing these, you'll get beaten up and end up sounding like Darth Vader

  • I am your father.

    • +2

      Daddy?

  • +8

    Darth Vader:
    Sith lord
    Slayer of the Jedi
    Upskirting deviant
    "I find your lack of underwear disturbing…"

  • +1

    Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team? …Somebody talked me out of it.

  • +5

    "Be the coolest dude in the office."

    No. That's not true. That's impossible!

    (NOOOOOO-Haaawwwwwwwwwe!!!!)

    Pray they don't alter this deal any further

    • -1

      "do not want"

  • +9

    These are perfect to dress up any scruffy-looking Nerf herder

    Heading out now…but I have a bad feeling about this….Big W - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. …We must be cautious

    If they sell out before i can grab a pair i trust they will soon be back, and in greater numbers

    • +5

      got some…but after wearing them for a while, ugh…And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

      • +3

        You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

  • +5

    No reward is worth this.

    • +3

      The force is strong with this one.

  • +2

    If they were slippers I would buy them in a heartbeat

    • They look like slippers, they have no laces. Maybe just buy a size too big and wear thick socks.

  • +3

    "Be the coolest dude in the office"

    I have a bad feeling about this. ITS A TRAP!

  • +1

    "For when you wake up on the dark side"

    See also: R2D2 alarm clock

  • +4

    these go well with nothing!

  • +1

    you'll become a skywalker

  • +1

    Perfect match with Darth Vader speaker as well :)

    http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hornsby/speakers/star-wars-da…

  • +1

    These shoes make crocs look cool…

  • +3

    Be the coolest dude in the Centrelink office.

    Fixed.

  • +20

    the perfect gift for your Valentine

    Looking for love in Alderaan places.

    • -1

      That is an explosive comment.

  • +2

    Vader doing some serious upskirting!

  • +1

    Looks like a good virginity protector

    • They look like standard prison issue canvas shoes with a Vader print.

      So, yep , good investment for your jail bird loved ones

      • +1

        Yup, wear these bad boys out on the exercise yard & nobody's gonna mess with you.

  • +2

    Came for the jokes.

    Am not dissappointted.

  • +2

    Apologies if someone above has already said this but…

    May the floor be with you…

  • +2

    My midichlorian count is no where near high enough to wear these

  • +1

    Bonus use: sword fights at the urinal

  • +1

    What are thoooooossseeeee?!

  • Convention shoes if you are not in costume. You may actually bag a nerdy girl.

  • what are thoooooooooose

  • +1

    these are so hipster

  • +1

    Official Star Wars kid apparel??

  • Anyone know what part of BigW these are meant to be in? Had a look around the clothing section and toy section, anyone know if they are even at all stores?

  • +9

    I used to have a girlfriend until I bought these…now I'm Hand Solo

  • Couldn't find them either new school shoes yes enjoy kiddos

  • +2

    Anybody bought these? I did and these actually feels comfortable! :)

    But I know they won't last long.

    • +1

      Protect your exhaust port to last longer.

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