A 3G old school bar phone. They will be turning off 2G network sometime in 2016. So if you still want a bar phone into the future, this might be a good fit.
This is a Telstra prepaid phone, I got this from the bar code 9316423019897 as listed on HN's site. They failed to specify Telstra directly in their descriptions. Did a quick google of the barcode shows its a Telstra version.
You should be able to confirm in store.
A bar phone. Don't drink and txt.