This works out to be ~ 19 cents a condom. Great price for those that like to "burn rubber"
Looks like it's in store only, so don't forget to give the check out chick a wink as you pass through the counter.
Ansell Lifestyles Regular Condoms 40 Pack $7.49 (Save $7.50) @ Woolworths
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Wat? Haha
Looks like I'm going to woollies tomorrow… OP did they have the assorted kind as well?
Only the ones pictured, but this is one of the smaller Woolies stores.
Ok cool I'll have a look and report back…
I came here for the comments
plus one
You don't need much to get horny, do you?
Most checkout chicks are probably 15, posting bail after your wink won't make this a bargain anymore.
Just go during work hours Mon - Fri… Then you can get all the yummy mummies and old folks.
Heard of self checkout?
I never seem to score when I wink at those
Heard of self checkout?
is that a euphemism?
Yeah, it's called a mirror
I'll look into it
You won't need the condoms if you use self checkout
Last time I winked at the self checkout, it scanned my face and charged me for a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter because I was that smooth. baboomtish*
No…
More like it gave you extra condoms for free to make sure you wouldn't reproduce. :p
Not sure if on ozbargain or reddit after reading the comments ….
mfw I see all the puns.
Stop dicking around and go buy some !
Pics or it didn't happen
C'mon OP. Don't make me withdraw my up vote
…because Ian Thorpe just came out….
worlds worst kept secret, like i mean, who didnt know this like 10 years ago!!
His boyfriend?
Upvote for that 'burn rubber' OMG, just laughed so hard.
For a second 'burn rubber' looks like "bum rubber"…
Checkout chick: Would you like a bag with that?
You: Oh no thank you, she's not that ugly ;)
Better double bag it!
Yep half price so use two for extra safety!
Would you like a bag
You: she's not that ugly
Checkout chick: No, it's for you!
Is this from personal experience..?
Checkout chicks are no longer required in my time.
Great deal, keep it up!
Just Wow that means I don't have to wash condom for reuse again ;-)
Don't be so extravagant, only throw away when it's torn
Ever heard of a band aid?
They're expensive. You can get 30m of cling wrap for $5.
Or you can just use thimblettes 10 pack from officeworks for $6.22. More than a lifetime supply and come in a range of colours.
http://www.officeworks.com.au/shop/officeworks/office-suppli…come in a range of colours.
Taste the rainbow!
I need this for the next Dick deal
or the Big W one.
I just realized what the W in Big W means. All this time… :-o
Oh, I thought that Special V I had for breakfast tasted funny…
Why hasn't the moderator delete this one lol
Where as other assisting tools for the use of this product gets banned lolModerator is busy buying condoms.
Moderator is busy using condoms.
I've been thinking Long and Hard about a boner joke to post here But just can't quite Come out with one.
Happy wife (due to cheap condoms). Happy sex life.
You use condoms with your wife?
It's not his wife.
Only when he doesn't want to come home
The rest of us don't have unprotected sex when we don't more babies. It's called being responsible.
Why does this confuse you?
Should change your username then.
TheOneWhoBangs
One baby is enough. Holly always manages to find my hidden money stashes.
Its yours!.
Wearing a condom when making love is like picking your nose with a glove on your finger. Do you enjoy it???
I'm a proud unprotected nose picker. Sometimes when you pick too hard it bleeds and I get blood and bogey all over my hands. It's erotic.
Don't pick your ear unprotected though. You'll get hearing aids.
Good to see the bare essentials back on Ozbargain too.
No. This bargain covers condoms
No. This bargain covers willies.
How many of these can possibly fit in my wallet?
Peel back the Velcro and find out.
In your size, probably a lot! :p
I can semeny bad puns in posts like these.
Eye eye captain ;)
Anyone got another bargain for protection? From bad puns that is…
Dont forget your $5 amex statement as well
80 condoms for $10
Surely this deal with cum again.
I assume you meant will
+1 Just for the OP's description. Very funny
What's with men and burnt rubber??
They're the ones who didn't take advantage of the free lubricant deal a few weeks ago
I thought this was another dick deal again
I prefer to bareback myself…
Neigh?
Cum again?
that's … pretty flexible of you.
I see what you did there…… to yourself!
icum to read the comments
Wow! Woolies really have taken a load off!
Giggity
Anyone who's been waiting for this deal must be hard up.
No need, I get off at Redfern! Zing!
Where did the bogan condoms go?
Out to the bush…
Seven and a half bucks for forty…. err, usages ;-)
If you want your comment to appear first you'd need some kind of machine that could transport you through time…
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/128415#comment-1768496
picked up a pack today, thanks OP !!
being married, these should tide me over to at least when the wife hits menopause.
I came here for the comments.
If you'd rather buy them online or once the deals run out you can get them for a comparable price in bulk from here: http://www.condomman.com.au/shop/categories/7-Bulk-Packs
That's where I get mine from, the last order I got had an expiatory of 4 year+.Does not every store have the 40 packs? My local store only seems to have the 12 and 24 packs which are still full price.
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You are the product of lust.
Anyway, it's funny you think the bible is the word of God. Quite a sadist isn't he?