This works out to be ~ 19 cents a condom. Great price for those that like to "burn rubber"
Looks like it's in store only, so don't forget to give the check out chick a wink as you pass through the counter.
Ansell Lifestyles Regular Condoms 40 Pack $7.49 (Save $7.50) @ Woolworths
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In this day and age, that 15 years is really 30 years.. :(
Okay, but what happens when they expire in two years and you start churning out kiddies?
Condoms are like an insurance policy, best to renew and buy another every year.
Well I hope to get some 'inflation' sometime soon and have a use for this 'solid' deal
Heh… hole.
"hole" lot of money? You don't want any holes buddy.
Ass"hole"s do not pay for the "hole"s as they got their own..
Great !! Half price sex
Now I can afford having sex 2 times a day
Thanks OP … time to stock up
Twice a day? You are too conservative.
Twice a day? You are too conservative.
plus wash and reuse :p .. isnt that the ozbargain way
Just use the inside-out method - similar to your undies!
like the old joke about "turn it inside out and shake the f^&* out of it"
you mean time to cock up
Actually you use them until cock down
pulling out is cheaper
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wow, a decade's supply for those married / engaged people!
what's the expiry though?Sorry not sure didn't look. It's not a clearance special though, just a regular special, so they shouldn't be short dated.
Of the marriage or the condoms?
I've done some rough calculations
Condoms: Up to 6 months (left in wallet).
Engagement: Best Before 12 months.
Marriage: End of Life.I did some rough calculations with the ribbed versions….
Who uses condoms when you're married? Sort of defeats the purpose of being married really.
How many kids would you like?
Tell that to those with STDs
A married man suddenly contracting STDs and transmitting them to his wife = divorce.
man suddenly contracting STDs
lol It's not like catching a cold!
Been hanging out for these.
In this weather?
Regular is too big for me… *sigh * :( lol
Thats pretty ballsy to admit!!
…so don't forget to give the check out chick a wink as you pass through the counter…
For those that need a good pickup line:
"I'm the sort of guy who will only buy condoms at half price. Mathematically, 19 cents is good value for 3 minutes of entertainment (equating to $3.80 an hour, on par with a good video game). You interested in a bargain-hunting stud like myself?"
@steveau
SECURITY
"Oh don't worry, we should be secure with a condom."
It was a joke…
So was mine, but it seems to have passed a few by.
@whodidthat:
The difference is that yours was not funny. At all. No matter how you look at it. Ever.
He needs a medal! What a marathoner!
3 minutes is too long! That's 3 minutes not spent looking at ozbargain!! ;)
…need a missus to take advantage :(
have a posh w*nk - don't need to wash your hands after ;)
I'd be buying 20 boxes. Gone in no time.
A couple of boxes will do me to the weekend ! But geez my arm will be sore.
What's a posh wonk? OHHHHH wait I get it. You meant wink. Never mind. Wait, what?
Good timing. Just broke up.
If one reads this comment in a literal sense (ignoring the implied sarcasm) one could assume that his girlfriend was on the pill and so the two didn't use condoms.
Now that redraoh is single, this deal marks "good timing" as he prefers a clean ending to his solo bouts (definition of bout: "a short period of intense activity of a specified kind").
Glad this deal will come in handy for you.
I see what you did there….multiple times…
I sure hope you're not referring to redraoh and his 40 pack of condoms.
Joke's on you. She had Mirena.
More bang for your buck.
More banging for the buck.
Some Myths about real men, not necessarily true
- Real men dont need condoms.
- Real men time it right.
- Real men have an oversized forearm.
- Real men love their porn magazines
- Real men watch porn
Though your religious beliefs would preclude you from using the internet altogether…
Not true. Pope has lifted catholic ban on condoms. Do a search on it.
Everyone, stop using condoms. The head of this guy's religion has spoken!
Someone seems to like STDs…
The risk and severity of STDs is vastly exaggerated by the bible bashers
as if !
Rooted in history
You better squeeze into this deal before it blows up
That's a hard price to beat
I beat it all the time.
Regular size only. As usual, us big guys are getting discriminated against.
…
They don't go around your waist.
Best cumback today
I guess you could say he's a hipster? Ey? Ey?
No.
There's always a cocky one…
This works out to be ~ 19 cents a condom
Even cheaper than ballons. I expect to see these at the next bday party im invited to.
lol, was just thinking I needed white balloons for my DD's 'Frozen' birthday party…think I might just pay the extra though…
This would make 3 hours long instead of 2 without it, really time-consuming…
You're getting a bit repetitive there, a little bit like your hero, the pope.
What exactly is wrong with lust?
nothing, as long as the choirboy reciprocates
Lol don't worry shmahoo, I get your humor.
They got you too?
I'll see you at confession.
you may vote negative on me
No worries, one neg coming up
Bugger me that's confusing.
;)
The catholic logic against the use of prophylactics is it interferes with the creation of life, that same logic says you should stop eating as it interferes with the creation of life also being plants and animals. They pick and choose what suits them buddy, plus like some else linked to pope said condoms are ok to prevent the spread of disease, maybe you should find out a bit more before you denigrate the entire modern society we live in
Run out of negs for today, see you tomorrow.
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@dts88
Many people, such as myself, consider the Catholic church's authority blown due to all the pedophiles. To me, the pope is simply the boss of the pedophile club.I'd rather the Pope than Mohammed
You mean from behind?
@gokhanh: I'm so glad that OzBargain lets us continue with these jokes, but somewhat hides them under the rug.
Just like the Catholic Church!
Blown, hehe.
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F**K YES!!!
Awesome deal, going to save me a hole lot of money! It even protects against inflation and a cash-flow negative investment for the next 15 years!