OzMentalIllness/OzPersonalityDisorder

they'll complain that it's not a Yamaha/whatever bought from the local music shop they get kickbacks/freebies from

The battery dies in about ten years

EV is totally a lie.

This is the correct answer.

Anyone with half a brain knows that these companies don't have safety standards or quality control so this garbage is just pumped out and then people are seriously injured and their houses burn down.

In Australia, we have some of the highest standards in the world when it comes to health and safety, so this is why it such a surprise when one of these devices "blows up" in someones face and serious injury or death is the cost of trying to save some money from buying cheap, unethically and poorly made garbage.

I believe the term for these unsafe products is "yum cha quality" according to OzBargain posts for the last 15 years or more. I know some of the wonderfully "diverse" guests on this forum won't like that analogy, but unfortunately it's a fact of life.

if you use the espresso machine to support her instead? The effect of the coffee brewing out of her you know what would be pretty sick

Another punter who doesn't know the way here. First step find your self in a situation (real or imagined)
Go off half cocked and post here
Disappear without providing a meaningful update. You can't expect ppl to pick up the phone and ask a simple question of the ppl at the other end of said situation.
Hands must be held, and lives outsourced to the random many

Any dead or alive Yamaha beats these junks anytime anywhere

Poor piggies…