aka Bank terms and conditions savers would like to see gone
I will start this conversational topic in the hope some bank managers take notice (unlikely but one can only hope).
At least it may provide a vending avenue for frustrated savers & bank customers
To get paid the full bonus or max rate
(1) Increase your balance each month
Like if we do not have bills to pay & have a source of income other than savings?
(2) Increase your balance each month on top of interest paid
As if (1) was not bad enough interest increase is excluded (why? why? why?)
Oh yes, you do not want to pay me interest if you can avoid it.
(3) No withdrawals allowed or just 1 withdrawal allowed (latter not so bad)
really I can save but not spend money to live on? as bad as (1) & (2)
(4) Do not increase your balance above X amount
Why? Don’t you want more of my money ?
Oh yes you do but you do not want to pay me interest
(5) Transfer x amount ($200 to $2K) from an external account into a specified account (that could be different from the saver account).
I would love to know who 1st came up with this one & name & shame them.
(6) Make 4-5 transactions on your debit card (linked to a transaction account)
I would love to criminally charge & sentence to an institution for the mentally insane whoever came up & continues to insist on this condition.
(7) Meet conditions previous month to qualify for the next month (the time travel clause that makes the healthiest of us dizzy with motion sickness).
Transfer Limits/Limitations
(1) You can use OSKO but only up to $1K (what the ????)
(2) We can take your money but you can only take out what we may allow you.
Call us and we will try not to put you on hold for hours to "temporarily" increase your limit.
(3) We will let you take money out but it may take up to 3 business days to reach the target account (fast payments anyone?)
(4) No OSKO/NPP (fast payments) – some banks call it a security feature to benefit customers (I will not name & shame we all know which ones)
(5) Not allowed to transfer make payments directly from the saver account.
So we are forced to make an internal transfer 1st to pay bills.
(6) No direct debits from saver accounts.
So we have to plan ahead for direct debits for credit card & bill payments.
It does not look like banks care for anything other than maximising profits and keep devising new ways for savers to miss on interest payments (again to maximise profits).
Banks are all for profit and nothing else. They advertise customer service and focus but they are anything but (even the credit unions/customer owned ones – some of those are actually the worse).
I hope I kept the list short. Please feel free to add to the conversation. And yes most of us find clever ways around most of the unreasonable hoops and conditions but some are so insane that only offering a top rate (often short lived) can attract savers to the banks imposing them.
The branch manager at your local ANZ has no influence on how the organisation sets it savings accounts terms and conditions.
That's sort of what shareholders demand. Economics 101.