This was posted 11 months 25 days ago, and might be an out-dated deal.

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Personal Touch Massager - Sharper Image $19.50 (Was $39) C&C Only (Sold out for Delivery) @ Target

1850

This is the bigger version :)

Was $9 Delivery ($0 with OnePass/ in-Store), now click-and-collect only.

Discover the ultimate in relaxation and comfort with our Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager. This full-size massager is designed with medical grade silicone for a soft, comfortable feel against your skin. With multiple modes and variable intensity settings, you can customize your massage experience to suit your needs. Plus, it's cordless and rechargeable so you can take it anywhere you want! Enjoy a splash-proof design for added convenience and a relaxing vibration that helps to soothe sore muscles and provide relief from stress and tension. Get ready to enjoy unparalleled relaxation with the Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager!

Features
Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager

White

Full size

Medical grade silicone cover

4 Multiple modes

Cordless and rechargeable

Variable intensity

Splash-proof

Relaxing vibration

Related Stores

Target Australia
Target Australia

closed Comments

  • The store name in the title please.

    • +3

      Sorry. Done

  • +87

    I'd love to see the anaclitics on how most people use these devices.

    • +16

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.

      • +41

        ANALytics you mean?

        • +12

          Used by all great analyst-therapists

          • +2

            @boretentsu: That’s a bit of a stretch

          • +4

            @boretentsu: Tobias, you blowhard

            • +1

              @SpiffyTheDog: He just blue himself prematurely!

              • +2

                @UncleRico: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

          • +5

            @boretentsu: I believe the industry term is "analrapist"?

            popular career for people in career transition and wanting a nu start

          • @boretentsu: I think I "blue" myself..

        • +1

          no no right on first go anaCLITics

          • +10

            @quikstix: Far out, could not locate the CLIT the first time!

            • +1

              @ilikedeals: Clit? Sorry, i don't know that Pokemon. Where do you capture it?

        • +2

          He knew what he was doing

  • +25

    Enjoy a splash-proof

      • +10

        thatwasthejoke.jpg

        • +2

          You know you're dealing with a dim crowd when the lowest brow sexual humour goes right over their heads

          • +7

            @Faro: We’ve been dumbed down with American humour and their love of laugh tracks.

            • +3

              @kiriakoz: That's what she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
              Bazinga!

            • +2

              @kiriakoz: Not even that. They don't understand humour, and instead get offended by it.

  • +92

    Was $69 on 15/10/2023

    Nice.

    • +1

      nice

        • +9

          nice

        • Any bargains for 69 bucks for 69?

          • +1

            @HolyCr4p: No further bargains necessary. Tell me where do i C&C?

            • @bibekl: I ordered it from parramatta. Dont know if they have stock.

          • @HolyCr4p: Doublelist / Reddit will get you that for free.

        • pay 69 and get 69

          But where's the value?

          • +1

            @CodeXD: Releasing the stress……..

            • @HolyCr4p: It's probably an area where I wouldn't go the cheapest price.

          • @CodeXD: I think he meant 69 as in one of the positions in the Kama Sutra. If so, value indeed!

    • +10

      Yeah!

      My mum won't let me have any more sweets until I've finished dinner… (profanity) this off

  • +5

    Nice.
    Not making me do the walk of shame to collect.

    • +2

      Yep. Just need to collect it from Parramatta ;)

    • +4

      can put mask on now and people will just nod and understand.
      thanks covid

    • +17

      The word you're looking for is "cringy". And yes, you are.

  • +29

    who reported this as illegal lol

    • +42

      The cannabis dude

        • +9

          Rev. Fred Nile, you have a telephone call at Reception…

        • +23

          Ohhh, that's why it's splash proof! In case of wet blankets like you!

          • +1

            @Faro: Yep. The report button should be greyed out for critics who’ve never posted a deal of their own…

            • +4

              @UncleRico: He seems like a pretty interesting guy based off of his passion for rice cooker builds though.

              • +1

                @Faro: ROFL! You would be too if you used your rice cooker the way he uses his rice cooker!

                Always with consent…

              • -1

                @Faro: Thanks Ninternet.

        • Spot the 16 year old?

        • It clearly says 'Personal' though.

          • +2

            @tonka: Thats what Sharper image call their sex toys.
            See their current range or personal massagers and it is clear they are sex toys.

            • +2

              @8azinga: This deal post is no more inappropriate than posts about electric toothbrushes or chicken breasts, glad wrap and baby oil…

              • +1

                @UncleRico: I dont think sex toy posts are inappropriate. I was just pointing out that Sharper Image call their sex toys personal massagers and this is really a sex toy. If the mods allow this though, then they should allow all sex toy posts.

                • +1

                  @8azinga:

                  I was just pointing out that Sharper Image call their sex toys personal massagers and this is really a sex toy. If the mods allow this though, then they should allow all sex toy posts.

                  I have no problem with them allowing adult products, maybe behind an opt in option.

                  As it stands though, advertising a massager as a massager is completely PG rated and fine. Advertising as a sex toy would very much not be PG rated.

                  Its the same reason target have it on their site, not behind a 18+ confirmation window.

                  • +3

                    @Duff5000: Yet condoms are advertised often and openly, both by retailers and on here.

                    I think it’s time mods stopped pearl-clutching.

                    • +1

                      @singlemalt72:

                      Yet condoms are advertised often and openly, both by retailers and on here.

                      Not the same thing. Condom packets are not explicit. They are available on regular retail shelves and online without an 18+ verification.

                      Sex toys are nothing like that.

                      • @Duff5000: What?
                        Absolutely noting “explicit” on a vibrator packet in a supermarket, as to shape, most of them do not look anything like a penis anyway.

                        • @singlemalt72:

                          Absolutely noting “explicit” on a vibrator packet in a supermarket

                          Ok. Then that that specific item should get the ok to post. Isnt this what this deal is anyway?

                          Again, the claim was: "If the mods allow this though, then they should allow all sex toy posts". Massive and very obvious difference. Many sex toys would absolutely not get the ok to be on a supermarket shelf.

                          I see why links to sites that require 18+ verification are currently not allowed. As i said, i would have no problem with them but would expect it to be opt in, not opt out.

                  • @Duff5000: These are advertised as sex toys because thats what the features: ‘medical grade silicone cover’, ‘whisper quiet operation’, and ‘splash proof’ relate to. If the moderators are going to go by the name tag and say “well it doesn’t say vibrator” it seems farcical to me but it’s their prerogative to take that approach. No sense in everybody arguing about it.

                    • +1

                      @CommuterPolluter:

                      These are advertised as sex toys because thats what the features:

                      Nah, you can say it suggest it but its still clearly PG rated.

                      Keep in mind the comment i was replying to above said : "If the mods allow this though, then they should allow all sex toy posts."

                      No way. There is no comparison.

            • @8azinga: But are they really sex toys…or sex alternative toys? That would take research I think. Have you done any fieldwork to back your claim?

              • @tonka: Sharper Image state "satisfy your most intimate needs" as part of the description under Personal massagers.

                • +1

                  @8azinga: 'your'… so not sex toys then, sex simulation toys.

        • +4

          So no alcohol advertising then?

        • are you ok in the head?

        • +1

          Want a recommendation for a product to treat hysteria?

  • +4

    Picture 5

  • +5

    Dishwasher safe? Asking for friend

    • +79

      Not a nice thing to call her.

    • +2

      I’m surprised you could fit her in there…

    • Easy Jeffery Dahmer…..

  • +5

    Just read the comments and reviews on target, cracked me up 😂

    • +1

      Curious but not curious enough to make an account to read it lol

      • +20

        here's one of them:

        My husband bought me this because he knew I was stressed at work and had sore shoulders at the end of my long days. Little did he know it would soon replace him entirely! I haven't seen him in several days, I think he said something about going away with the boys….? I wasn't really listening.

    • I accidentally skim-read that as “.. on target, up me crack…” - smh

  • +26

    Thanks, bought 2, will send my daughter to go pick it up tomorrow via click and collect as she lives closer to the store.

    • +5

      Daughter might want to keep it all to herself?

      • +2

        Maybe, she does have muscle cramps around the shoulders, I have seen these used in sports injury therapy and they do work to relax the muscles.

        • You “have seen these claimed to be used in sports injury therapy”…

        • i've also seen these used in… 'sports injury therapy' (¬‿¬)

    • +1

      Good idea, don't want to get any random stares from people lol

  • +1

    One of these or two of the smaller ones? Choices choices

    • +7

      Buy both. Happy Ending

    • +1

      2 is better for bi directional

  • Judge me by my size, do you?

  • +6

    Any black version? Asking for friend

    • Any specific size that you're after ?

  • +1

    Whats the girth on it

    • +1

      Does it matter? Almost anything can fit in anywhere with enough time and lube…..lots and lots of lube

      • +2

        Subtle dude.

      • Probably not girthy enough for my liking

        • +1

          That’s a stretch…

      • You just need a loose woman.

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