This was posted 10 months 26 days ago, and might be an out-dated deal.

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Personal Touch Massager - Sharper Image $19.50 (Was $39) C&C Only (Sold out for Delivery) @ Target

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This is the bigger version :)

Was $9 Delivery ($0 with OnePass/ in-Store), now click-and-collect only.

Discover the ultimate in relaxation and comfort with our Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager. This full-size massager is designed with medical grade silicone for a soft, comfortable feel against your skin. With multiple modes and variable intensity settings, you can customize your massage experience to suit your needs. Plus, it's cordless and rechargeable so you can take it anywhere you want! Enjoy a splash-proof design for added convenience and a relaxing vibration that helps to soothe sore muscles and provide relief from stress and tension. Get ready to enjoy unparalleled relaxation with the Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager!

Features
Sharper Image Personal Touch Massager

White

Full size

Medical grade silicone cover

4 Multiple modes

Cordless and rechargeable

Variable intensity

Splash-proof

Relaxing vibration

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Target Australia
Target Australia

closed Comments

  • +3

    I was under the impression that the larger version only came in black.

    • +1

      came

      • +1

        ^cummed

        • +5

          Haha sex 😎😎😎

          • @Faro: 80085

            • +1

              @WasBargain: Bro, that's amazing. Because it's numbers you could probably even type that on a calculator. The lads at school are gonna be mad lit when I show them this. Teaches can't do nothin about it either 'cos it's technically just maths hahahaha

  • +2

    Will this massager make my legs weak?

    • +1

      Nah, will make you weak in the knees

      • +1

        I was going to massage my knees with it

    • +10

      No, it'll make your whole week

  • +3

    Women buy these to masturbate with.

    • +3

      Gotcha, jv

    • Really? Never would have guessed.

    • dam

    • +4

      OMG. I just sent my daughter to go pick it up via click and collect and I bought 2. I think you have it wrong, it's used for muscle aches. Have to call her now and cancel the pickup, will have to send my wife to go pick it up instead.

      • Sending your wife a message I think?

    • +5

      This comment is unironically funnier that all the other sex jokes here.

    • +1

      That explains all the sexual jokes on the post

  • Bigger version - Double the power? 😅

  • +3

    Office Kris Kringle 2024 sorted

    • +1

      HR approves.

    • +2

      Tread carefully, it could be construed as sexual harassment…

    • You can use it first before kris kringle 2024 starts

  • -6

    Bought one for the daughter, might loosen her up.

    • +1

      Get the womanizer instead. It uses air to simulate oral which girls like better

      • +2

        My friend had a massager and also got a satisfyer pro (similar to the womanizer). She reckoned it was alright but didn't live up to the marketing.

        • +1

          Yep. Online reviews, personal experience and balance of online and real world opinions agree.

          Nothing beats the original Hitachi wand for widespread, er, success…

        • +1

          Yeah. People either love it hate those suction toys…but you can't go wrong with a decent vibe.

  • instructions unclear, currently stuck in my @#%@#%@&@#$@$^@#$%@#^&@$*@$%^@$^@#$

  • -3

    cheers got one for my daughter

    • +10

      You're the third person to make this same comment. Congrats.

    • Hi dad

    • I already got her one for Christmas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Good thing this is splash proof!

    • -2

      You're like the 80th person to point out this very clear description

      • You're like the first person to point out that people have made the same jokes.

        • -1

          Thank you for noticing ❤️

  • +4

    Let's make a ven diagram of people who repeat the same low brow sex jokes on these posts and those who criticise arthouse movie deals for being 'too pretentious'.

    • Sharper Image needed.

    • And ‘cyclists should pay rego’

  • +5

    These comments just rub me the wrong way.

    • -5

      Welcome to OZB

      • +9

        Did… Did another obvious pun go over your head..?

  • +6

    What's all the buzz about?

    • +4

      It's about the use of this massager to stimulate clitoral nerve endings in order to induce sexual pleasure or orgasm in females. The comedy comes in the form of people pretending not to realise this. As you can imagine, it is all quite humorous!

  • +2

    they put it in home page for the comments, not for the deal

    • -1

      The comments are really really funny because they're all about sex haha

      The comments here are even funnier than the ones my mate makes in PE when the teachers talk about condoms haha

  • Probably the same price as Aliexpress 😂

    • Please post if any bargain.

      • +1

        Most of these cheaper ones come with heat function too, just remember to turn it off at desired temperature or it will, burn your house down.

  • +2

    is it made of non porous silicon? will it fester bacteria

    • +3

      Username checks out.

  • If you buy this, just spend another $11 and use the $10 off $50 newsletter signup voucher =)

  • +2

    Do they actually work to loosen up muscles or just a general jerk off machine?

    • Yeah

    • +1

      Nah, they actually do work to loosen up knots. Just a side benefit that they can be used for other things if you're cheap and don't want to fork out for two devices.

  • +3

    DualShock 1 + Metal Gear Solid torture scene = !

  • +2

    Perfect mothers day present.

    • +2

      Because your dad isn’t doing his job?

      • +1

        Why can't the dad also have headaches, not be in the mood or be tired?

  • +3

    Got one for the mother in law, maybe she'll be less of a see you next tuewsday.

    • +3

      update us on how the 2 of you go with that.

  • +2

    Probably can find one for FREE in the used market, well loved item , sad to see her gone , upgraded to a new model. will be good for home tinker.

    • -4

      in the used market.

      Please smell it first before buying;)

      • You are really struggling to let these (admittedly low tier) jokes breathe

      • +1

        that costs extra.

    • "Lightly soiled"

      • Username checks out.

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • When used properly, you may want to invest in some plastic sheets.

    With the greatest thanks and respect to Mr Hitachi…

  • What did I just bought =\

    • Why don't you try telling us what you did just bought =\

  • +1

    Was $69

    • Holy shit your username is so perfect in the worst way

  • I'm waiting for the post of the bigger bigger BIGGER version.

    • you don't need a bigger version for it to be better. It's not a dildo

      • +11

        not a dildo. not with that attitude it's not.

        • I like how you had to reiterate the part you wanted to make a joke in reference to in case it was too difficult for this crowd to make such a connection.

          • +2

            @Faro: Well spotted. Sometimes I do wonder. They downvote absolute gems sometimes (not mine) clearly not connoisseurs of classic deadpan champagne comedy. Much on ozbargain is taken far too literally. 🙂

            • +1

              @seamonkey: But how bout them penis jokes am I rite fellas? 😎

              • @Faro: I find it all resets when you have a few kids. I was born in the 70s and farts have somehow made a comeback on the hilarity scale.

        • You can attach one to the head. A massaging dildo.

  • Preder the smaller version but oos unfortunately

    • Username checks out

  • +1

    Does it hum? Or moan?

    • The moaning comes from the recipient

  • Ordered 2 of them Thanks 🙏

    • Mint.

  • Managers Special ! All stock must go. over ordered stock sitting in warehouse since it was sold out during lockdown.

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