Next week's freebie from Epic Games. As usual, available from 1am AEST.
This week’s freebie - Tannenberg.
Next week's freebie from Epic Games. As usual, available from 1am AEST.
This week’s freebie - Tannenberg.
where? want to play lol
5 Adelaide Avenue, Deakin
What’s the wine cellar like?
I'm going to steal your things
What Resolution and Frame Rate does your garden run?
Wear a pair of glasses for higher resolution and push the mower faster for higher FPS.
We’re almost at the point where the yard work simulator Simpsons gag is real thing. It just needs VR support
But when I ask you to do yard work… Ohhhh….
If I ever get caught playing this game… I'd never hear the end if it.
Wife caught me playing House Flipper and asked why I wasn't cleaning the windows in real life
I wonder if it has levels that have 35°C, 98% humidity and hay fever thrown in?
For people living in apartments?
or wife
who lives in wife
who didn't?
@OzComment: Actually only ~64%of us did.
i prefer to just visit
@Lonewolf1983: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Whose wife are you living with ?
Some people vacuum their carpets, I mow mine instead.
Something something wife mows her carpet something something
Something something must be because someone cut wife's grass
Just wait until you hear that people paid for this in the current Humble Choice. HC is the real joke here.
Wrong, I paid for Deep Rock Galactic (to give a key to a friend) and Necromunda, the others are bonuses.
I'm stuck on the Couch Grass level. Any tips ?
Just remove the tips. Don’t cut so close that the ants get a haircut
Awesome, thanks.
I also worked out that if you trim the edges just before cutting, you get a free four-stroke upgrade !!!
I can't tell if these are sarcastic jokes or actual in-game descriptions
@NoApostrophePlurals: It's a great game.
Don't forget to only fuel up with U91.
I accidentally filled up with U98 when I was at Apprentice level.
It caused all sorts of problems and customers kept asking for discounts due to the smoke and noise…
@jv: I thought you would have owned an Ozito JV? ;)
@BewareOfThe Dog: Takes too long to do each lawn with the Ozito. It also struggles in Buffalo…
@jv: Not too mention any other grass.
Ozito, the modern version of Teac (If Ozito made TVs,VCRs, and Mini Hifi's)
Still waiting for the OzBargain Simulator, where you can spend endless hours chasing a $0.01 price error and waiting weeks for a refund.
Game currency would be eneloops, goal is to get a high yield investment, and broden would be the cheat
high yield investment *vehicle
Well, I guess it beats watching grass grow.
How did you know about the sequel already. We are still testing it.
We are also looking to develop another extremely difficult game…
“Clean your room kids”
Might prefer ass growing simulator to grass growing but I'm well practiced at both!
Damn, I was wait for the Watching Paint Dry Simulator
Without the real fumes to heighten the enjoyment I feel a paint drying simulator may be a disappointment.
Also included on PlayStation Plus Game Catalogue for the upper tiers I believe..
Upper tiers. Haha.
Are they not? Don't know what else to call them. I don't believe it's available on the standard PS Plus subscription, I just know it's on the Deluxe tier, which you pay more for, so..
I was scoffing at Sony's latest attempt to kill PS Plus
@dealbot - maybe link to the main store page in the future? The free games page is useless. I can never find the particular game buried in all that crap and with the awful layout too
I'd agree that would be more helpful however the problem may be you scroll past the free games before they load in. I've noticed the weekly giveaways are often the last thing to load and ~second to display on the page
That's true, but i know to wait. On the free games page it's definitely a needle in a haystack issue for me
Link updated.
@coldlamb: Even better!
Is there a mode where you sit staring at the screen for 3 weeks because it doesn't stop raining?
And then when you finally do get a chance, it's 1 step forward, 3 back as you attempt to cut through the tall grass?
1990s: Sim Tower, Sim Earth, Sim City, Sim Health, Sim Life
2020s: Sim Mowing
Makes me so glad I grew up in the 90s.
Don't forget Sim Ant
Also SimCopter
Totally. Too many of the good creative developers were eaten and dissolved.
Now Maxis (ea) now only keeps remaking the same Sims expansions for each consecutive Sims game.
Irrelevant, as there were also the above mentioned games in the 1990s, but not in the present day.
They look so painful to play
Aww man, if only there was a VR edition
Victa Ride-on?
True, then even Edward Scissorhands would be able to enjoy it.
Preparation for The Matrix.
Just a heads up guys there are no push mowers in this game and there is no beer drinking functionality. The game is broken. No deal.
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode.
Does it simulate this mode: When I start mowing, neighbour parks nature strip ?
I can't believe that thread. Now I want to follow it just to see what happens!!!!
Thanks … now I'm stuck eagerly awaiting the outcome of that thread! Haha
You'll need the 'Weird Neighbours' expansion for that.
My worst nightmare as a teenager.
Better call up Jims Mowing and let them play.. Maybe they can pay me $35 for the service.
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRLWgD21/?k=1
Jim has already done it
Ew. Dont post that crap! Get off that crap!
That's cheap for Jims
What's next in this series, washing dishes simulator, empty the bins bonanza.
Reason why it's free is your actually remote controlling real mowers so your making epic games money who charge in the real world.
Shop Titans which is this week's special isn't much better
yeah it was included in humble bundle subscription part of the 10 free steam games per month.
Played this for 5 mins on PS5…it’s trash
Isn’t it there’s a truck simulator too, not sure if rubbish collection is one of its simulation
I got this on Steam a few days ago! It's actually quite fun and relaxing for those that want to chill.
Tannenberg is fun too but lacks players (can play solo with AI bots).
This and Powerwashing Simulator are surprisingly great games. Nice to just relax with and have some mindless fun with something that shouldn't be fun at all.
Looking forward to the 'Cut your neighbours grass' expansion.
I do enough housework. No thanks.
I have 3ft high sour sobs right now but I think I can justify spending a few hours on this.
Should be call Weed Mowing Simulator for Australia
$1000 AUD to replace the blades after every mow run due to hard as stalks of weeds. High end mulching blades $5 billion AUD just because.
$4.99 a litre for petrol, nah make it $60.99l for the work of satan aka diesel. Get ready for the price hikes in real life.
Does it come with the New Balance Cross Trainer DLC?
Waiting for the bundle with the Pool Cleaner Pro SIM
Can't believe a lawn mowing game made the highlighted deal for the day. Some people should get a life.lol
Most important aspect:
DOES IT INCLUDE SYNTHESIZED LAWN MOWER NOISE?
Hank Hill will be over the moon!! Although I suspect he already has it.
Can't wait to play this with loud ass speakers at 6am to wake up the neighbours on Saturday.
Finally, the wait is over! Your reign of terror ends now, lawn!
is this for people who live in a crowded city like Tokyo or something? Where people aspire to own a lawn they can mow?
i am paying $50 once a month for someone to play this game on my lawn
LOL
Seriously? There is a game that let's you practise lawn moving 🤣
I am happy to open the gates for you to mow my garden, for FREE. 😂