Hey hey, whats up. New to OzBargin and thought I'd say hi. I'm new to video gaming and loving it, coffee, meeting new people. Ask me anything.
I'm a Newbie Gamer
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Playstation or XBox (or PC)?
Pineapple on pizza or no?
Boobs or bums?
ha :)
PC, Margarita and a peach bum works for me.
An actual gamer! Not some el cheapo school child.
Should I fake my orgasms?
depends
Is this whole thread just an Advertisement for the game Satisfactory?
Not sure, but have you played Satisfactory yet?
yes
Any bargains?
Ummmmm been working my way through PC parts & coffee deals yeah. I have managed to jump on a few deals here, why I signed up. You?
What's you thought on the govenments recent announcement for the 100 Billion package to save the Great Barrier Reef,
do you think the govenment is doing enough to address the problem? do you think emisson reducations should be key to saving the reef?
Plastics in water need to reduced and removed. Those fishing boats need to work out a better use for nets. Something like 75%+ of plastics in the water are due to trowling … not get me started.
wasn't it 1 Billion over 5 years?
Are you interested in card games? I can teach you Gwent the Witcher Card game I was top 300 global top 3 Oceania
no not really, sorry mate.
who's ur favourite hero in dota?
Teemo
i couldn't find teemo, please tell me it's not one of those knock off Dota game heroes.
nah hes a really strong champion. i paid $100 to play him
Are you some sort of furry?
Oh right, yen or triss? This is the fundamental question of the modern gamer.
A short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are drivers too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with engineers?
Is the space junk from Elon Musk’s Rocket heading for the dark side of the moon going to expose the Nazi base that’s been there since WW2 ?
When Tesla’s autopilot goes wrong. Not sure what’s worse - the apparent preference it has to smash into parked emergency vehicles, or it’s preference to smash into parked lunar bodies
Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
did you get this from here? https://www.ethicaljobs.com.au/blog/would-you-rather-fight-a…
I just wanted to see how 100 ducks would look like and google did it again.
BF2 still best of the franchise, prove me wrong.
But Battlefield 1942 man, cmon.
You win, it's true :)
Two words - Wake Island.
wakeisland #strikeatkarkand #bringbackthecommander
WHY DID THEY CAN COMMANDER MODE?!?!?
BF4
Go try PUBG, it's free!
It means your eyes are not yet damaged.
Is this the worst AMA?
WHAT is the deal with politics?! I don’t get it. Am I right, people? 😬
Do you fold or scrunch TP?
What's your favourite pokemon game?
you discovered 144hz yet???
5 years later, you discovered VR yet???
5 years later, you discovered nature yet???
I absolutely love satisfactory! Any other games you play?
What's your rig?
I'm already Tracer!
How many hours have you sunk into Satisfactory? Do you play vanilla of modded? Have you got the employee of the planet mug yet?
OMG! like couple of weeks now, on average 4 hours per day.
Would you prefer to eat ice-cream flavoured poo or poo flavoured ice-cream?
hahahaha this is the best q ive ever heard. Ice cream favoured poo could be a thing u know. We'll try anything that tastes good.
Shot not being the taste tester in the R&D department
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
I… I don’t know that!
Ahhhhhh
Would you prefer to have toes that looks like fingers or fingers that look like toes?
Who is your go to class in TF2/TFC? Mine was Engineer.
Spy FTW
High skill level but backstabs are so satisfying.
Sniper
What is the meaning of life?
You'll find that the first step to this answer is what led you to this question.
42
I don't understand….paint diagram please
Mario vs Sonic
Sonic.
Both. But if i had to choose, Sonic.
My life for Aiur!
A gamer that loves meeting new people? Nice try.
Agreed. Also enjoys coffee. Yeah nah, the trinity doesn't exist.
what u guys on about? gaming and good coffee don't mix for you?
what's that supposed to mean Miss B?
no! how rude.
What is your favourite game of all time?
satisfactory
What's the best handcream for my scaley hands. Thx
Are you a member of any esport teams/leagues? I am interested in getting my son involved (who loves gaming) but can only find uni type teams, these guys probably have existing friendships etc - where do newbies with no connections start?
no as I dont think im good enough, im playing satisfactory right now its its blowing my mind.
Are you left or right handed??
right handed.
If a circle has a radius of 40m and the angle of the sector is 45 degrees what is the area of the sector?
Well that's rude, they said to ask them anything and they ignore me.
Would you rather have all farts be silent but extremely deadly, or all farts be harmless but extremely loud?
none of the above. suggest you hold it in until you explode.
🤯
League of Legends or nothing
Interesting question. I like the movie but have only seen it once.
they have a movie??
also +1 to that, I didnt know
but the game is excellent, and its free. super addictive
have you found the egg in the OASIS ?
Which is the best version of Football Manager?
can superman outrun the flash?
talking about super heros, how many F#*)ing batman movies are they going to release hahaha like its a joke.
These chatbots are getting scary good? A+
chatbots?
What am I?
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.
@Grunntt: SC did popularise the RTS genre and effectively become the poster child. Civilization is the poster child for turn-based 4X strategy. Seems unfair that you can draw a comparison to turn-based 4X while also denying any other comparisons, when Satisfactory is neither turn-based or 4X, according to the Steam tags.