Sperm Donor Questions - Sorry if TMI

Jjj888 on 29/07/2021 - 17:00

I'm not trying to offend anyone I'm actually here because I have serious questions and thought I would ask the loyal members what they have to say.

I'm late 30s and I'm yet to have my own offspring, I'm not even that worried but I feel like instead of wasting what I have why not actually help someone who actually needs it?

I've been reading but it looks like you will be denied if you have any kind of medical issue? Like that's a little discriminatory?

My issue isn't Life threatening or contagious or anything like that…

I really feel for the ladies out there who have that maternal instincts and want to have a child but without the headaches of a man, or their man has his own issues with sperm.

I'm sitting here thinking why can't I just help out some ladies? Is it even legal? Moral?

I mean I know of many women who are single mothers, mostly unfortunately the men run away leaving the woman with child.

so how is that different from sperm donorship except for the actual intercourse?

I'm not sure what women will say or think?
But I was just curious why can't I do it privately?
Help out some rather lonely women?

I mean I just don't like the idea of wasting my sperm if I can help others?

Thanks

Health & Beauty

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    • The Value on 29/07/2021 - 19:40
      +2

      I'll sum it up for everyone,

      jizz into a tissue.

  • pegaxs on 29/07/2021 - 19:45
    +8

    Lol… jeezus christ, what a stupid thread.

    Yeah, start doing it privately… impregnate random women… that couldn’t possibly go sideways. (InB4: I’ll get them to sign a waiver…)

    If your sperm had any current value, you would have no problem giving it away, chances are women don’t want it.

  • onetwothreefour on 29/07/2021 - 19:52
    +21

    Post it as a deal and see what response you get.

    • FutureTech on 31/07/2021 - 19:46
      +1

      Nah, mod will just move it to classifieds

  • Godric on 29/07/2021 - 20:14

    Aren't there women out there who purchase some to use as some sort of face moisturizer, remember seeing it some where

    • YeemaiI on 29/07/2021 - 22:34
      +6

      *ornhub?

      • Scrooge McDuck on 30/07/2021 - 20:31
        +8

        Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's bukakeline.

    • Empharand on 29/07/2021 - 22:54
      +22

      Yeah I have seen a few videos on the internet, they tend to prefer it straight from the pipe shot at speed to the face. It must be a popular method of moisturisation as there are a lot of videos

  • Ocker on 29/07/2021 - 20:16
    +14

    What's grey and comes in pint's? - an elephant

    • OzzyOzbourne on 30/07/2021 - 15:42
      +2

      Took me a second 🤣

  • easternculture on 29/07/2021 - 20:19
    +5

    but I feel like instead of wasting what I have why not actually help someone who actually needs it?

    Stop wanking and it wont go to waste

  • Jugganautx on 29/07/2021 - 20:34
    +7

    If you're not in the top 10% of male genetics then forget about it.

    • popsiee on 29/07/2021 - 21:01
      +3

      Doesn’t OP Top 1% ers of Trolls and #anker’s help ?

  • Youfah Mizzum on 29/07/2021 - 22:16
    +8

    I'm just here for the comments

  • pipboy on 29/07/2021 - 22:47
    +2

    I mean I know of many women who are single mothers, mostly unfortunately the men run away leaving the woman with child.

    so how is that different from sperm donorship except for the actual intercourse?

    Child support & the fact single mothers mostly aren’t choosing to raise kids by themselves from the outset

  • Empharand on 29/07/2021 - 22:55
    +23

    Do you really think there's a lack of supply? Go do something noble and donate blood not your love juice

    • Kangal on 30/07/2021 - 18:46
      +7

      " oh no, he is cumming into his blood bag "

  • SF3 on 30/07/2021 - 00:16
    +4

    I'm not trying to offend anyone I'm actually here.

    OP in SA is it that bad?

    No shoes to fit real men.? Vans Men's Seldan Canvas Shoes

    Both UGLY Nike Air Zoom Type Womens

    • this is us on 30/07/2021 - 00:49
      +12

      You missed this:
      Sydney Singles Bubble: Who Will You Nominate to Visit You over The Next 4 Weeks?

      "Tinder ;) new girl every night"

      Explains everything… He's been trying to offer his sperm every night but the Tinder girls seem to be quite picky…

      • Kangal on 30/07/2021 - 18:58
        +1

        Top 80% of women are competing for the top 20% of men.
        That means the middle 20-50% of men are lucky to even get a match let alone a date, whilst the bottom has no chance. So whilst women (especially attractive ones) do very well in online dating, they actually get out-competed by these "super-studs" who stand at the top of the hierarchy.

        Since OP is not in the lucrative 1%, nor is he in the top 20% we can say he's on the losing side of this "competition". We know this from the existence of his post. So it means OP should not play the losing game, and change tactics.

        Get friends, build network, go out, do lots of stuff, and focus on fitness and activities. Improve their studies, work, and career. Find a partner to waste your sperm on, but in a traditional way. Not through OzBargain. A man's load is not a High Yield Investment.

        • jonathan111 on 31/07/2021 - 10:42

          80% can become deluded thinking they can someone in the top 10%, they may for a fling, but then they end up with high milage ready to settle. Unfortunately no one really wants someone from the high mile club, even if they do snag someone once the honeymoon period wears off they will be gone. Plus who wants someone who is only settling for them.

          What crazy people want to raise a child on their own?

      • SF3 on 31/07/2021 - 21:23
        +1

        Creepy….

  • Msfrugal on 30/07/2021 - 08:41
    +8

    Ok, here goes a serious answer from first hand knowledge - albeit circa 10 years ago that people I know needed sperm donor;

    1. There is a shortage of sperm donors compared to years ago.
    2. Reason is a change to law that sperm donors in Australia are no longer able to remain 'annonymous'.
    3. Due to this shortage at that time there was an 18month-2 year waiting time to get sperm without going to a private sperm bank
    4. Not having the time to go on a waitlist for a donor in OZ, a company in USA was recommended where they could purchase sperm.
    5. It was intensely personal for them choosing the donor. Not just the 'looks' but the qualities of donor. They chose an 'identifiable' not anonymous donor. Identifiable donor was someone who guaranteed at least 1 contact with any child conceived if they were asked. The person they chose in the end was based on what the donor had written about himself and his family.
    6. All genetic and medical checks were done and I think they were mostly university educated/students.
    7. Sadly no child was conceived.
    8. There is a real need for donated sperm for many reasons.
    9. It really is a gift to those who need it.
    10. In a world where we can be anything let's try being kind, there's too much pain out there already.
    • Jjj888 on 30/07/2021 - 12:32
      -2

      That's exactly how I see it, why not help others if I can for something as simple as provide a sample, isn't that the whole of meaning of life to reproduce

      • Ughhh on 30/07/2021 - 13:41
        +4

        Would you pass these?

        intensely personal for them choosing the donor. Not just the 'looks' but the qualities of donor.

        All genetic and medical checks were done and I think they were mostly university educated/students.

        Women don't just want any baby, they want a healthy baby with good genetics.

        • Kangal on 30/07/2021 - 19:08
          +1

          What are the most requested attributes from their donor?

          No genetic defects —obviously!
          Like 6ft+ tall?
          Green or Blue eyes?
          Blonde or Brown hair?
          Nice beard?
          Extroverted personality?
          Creative/Intelligence?
          Light or tanned skin?
          Medium-build body? (ie No lanky guys/no fatsos)
          Mostly symmetrical face/features? (ie Dimples)

          …I'm just spit-balling traits that I think most females are attracted to. I could be very wrong. Someone do a search to see if I was remotely close.

      • Charybdia on 30/07/2021 - 23:24

        Why bother unless tax deductable

  • tik tok on 30/07/2021 - 11:52

    Hey man, can you post back your findings?
    I have a fair few sea-men to give away myself - may be we can do a ozb special?
    Dont worry about stock.

  • Cluster on 30/07/2021 - 14:20

    Two things:

    You're no longer completely anonymous when giving donations. Even if the mother or child cannot find out who you are today, the laws can be changed tomorrow to give them access to your information.

    You may be on the hook for child support payments if the mother decides to pursue them. Even if it's not possible today, laws can be changed at any time.

    As for going into a private contract with a woman in need, I would suggest this is a very bad idea. Opinions can change and the contract won't be any good when it comes to getting child support payments from you.

    • Kangal on 30/07/2021 - 19:11

      You make excellent points. I don't get why men would even donate.

      I understand if it is for someone you know, or perhaps even know-of. Maybe you're helping them out, or there's other feelings involved. But this makes zero sense when it comes to basically a stranger. You don't know who, when, etc etc. I get what's in it for a woman, but this whole topic is just weird.

  • enzioFirenze on 30/07/2021 - 14:41
    +1

    this reads like you are looking for what you think is a quick free shag, is that the case?

  • Bunnyburger on 30/07/2021 - 15:28
    +3

    I liked it better when we were talking about butter and margarine… D:

    • OzzyOzbourne on 30/07/2021 - 15:41

      Which one would be the best lube for the op? 😂

  • OzzyOzbourne on 30/07/2021 - 15:40
    +19

    Hmm, wow, initially I thought you were asking about being a sperm donor through the official route, but then I read on 😱. Where does one even start with answering that question? I'll try anyway. Btw, Have you ever met or spoken to a woman before?

    1.. Men produce sperm from puberty up until they die, so that's a hell of a lot of sperm going to waste. We're talking gallons of the stuff and billions of sperm. How much are you hoping to use on getting females pregnant so you no longer think it's wasted?

    2.. Do you really think there are women out there who desperately want a baby, but can either not find a partner or not want a partner to support them and their baby or not want to go through the official route at least to ensure that their baby has some chance of being normal?

    3.. Do you realistically think such a woman would want their child to have your genes? (your question is an indication)

    4.. You will still be legally responsible for the support of the child (financial and otherwise)

    5.. Did you consider what's best for all the children you are hoping to father and not be around for?

    After thinking about it for 5 minutes I've concluded that you should get a vasectomy and please don't spread your genes.

    • bmerigan on 30/07/2021 - 21:45
      +2

      An upvote doesn't do this justice.

  • jv on 30/07/2021 - 16:13

    I'm sitting here thinking why can't I just help out some ladies?

    Have you watched Deuce Bigalow ?

  • RSmith on 30/07/2021 - 16:21
    +1

    My issue isn't Life threatening or contagious or anything like that…

    Could it be erectile dysfunction?

  • IceCreamBandit on 30/07/2021 - 16:27
    +1

    Is there where people post personals ads now that newspapers are dead?

    Parts of the post just read like you were tired of using your hand and didn't want to worry about cleaning up afterwards.

  • RolandWaites on 30/07/2021 - 16:28

    I'll take your sperm. Can I put in an order for three litres by next week? Do you deliver?

  • dj69 on 30/07/2021 - 16:40
    +4

    Step 1. Get a job at a fertility clinic
    Step 2. Swap everyone else's sperm with yours

  • MrThing on 30/07/2021 - 17:34

    Response: Yikes

  • Drewbo on 30/07/2021 - 17:50
    +1

    I once had a lesbian work colleague suggest that she'd like to have a child with my (confirmed bachelor) sperm because she liked my eyes. I considered it before I thought a bit more deeply about it. That vial of sperm would open a can of worms.

  • Dr Techno on 30/07/2021 - 17:56

    Reminds me of this bus driver https://www.smh.com.au/national/sperm-donors-family-keeps-on…

    • Scrooge McDuck on 30/07/2021 - 20:40

      No doubt he donated to his colleagues.

  • monky on 30/07/2021 - 19:22

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh https://i.imgur.com/49egRJn.png

  • dogzilla on 30/07/2021 - 20:19
    +6

    I wanted so much to write a moral email with so much solid legal and ethical advice.

    But all i can think of is someone rubbing sex panther on them and approaching the ladies asking if they want to be impregnated.

  • cashless on 30/07/2021 - 21:27
    +4

    I’ll pay you $2/ litre if you seal, pack, refrigerate, post, provide full certificate of origin & promise never to post on Ozbargain again

  • bmerigan on 30/07/2021 - 21:42
    +2

    It's not really a waste. You make like a million sperm per day whether you use them or not, and so do 15 million other men in Australia.
    What makes you the perfect human specimen that women would want your sperm?

  • Dogsrule on 30/07/2021 - 22:01
    +2

    Eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap. I don't know why this is so hard to figure out for so many blokes.

    • tikei on 31/07/2021 - 03:21
      +1

      You got me looking on egg donations.

      "Although profiting from egg donation is illegal in Australia, in other countries, such as the US, donors can be paid as much as $20,000".

      Next there'll be a thread by the ladies on privately selling their eggs.

      • mding on 31/07/2021 - 18:09

        I thought he meant making fried eggs in the morning with the morning load…

      • Name on 01/08/2021 - 08:17

        Sounds like a high yield investment opportunity.

  • johnno07 on 30/07/2021 - 22:06

    Just because you've got something to give doesn't mean anyone wants it. Supply and demand, dude.

  • Jjj888 on 30/07/2021 - 22:07

    There's actual Facebook pages dedicated to this stuff …. INTERESTING

    • smartazz104 on 31/07/2021 - 12:01
      +2

      Facebook, sounds about right for the kind of people that would ask such questions…

  • Sidog on 30/07/2021 - 22:26
    +1

    We sure do live in a society…

  • acersaurus on 30/07/2021 - 22:37

    Anyone would rather be healthy than unhealthy - it is universal, and in this situation there is the opportunity for women to select the genetically healthy - as in those without genetic illnesses.

    It might be discriminatory to only allow people with good health to do it but as donor you won't be raising this child and the child will have to live with the genes for a lifetime.

  • ribze1 on 30/07/2021 - 22:39

    Within the next week a thread called "looking for a sperm donor" will appear.
    OP: o0

    • OzzyOzbourne on 31/07/2021 - 16:42
      +1

      In a few years… "how to avoid making multiple child support payments" 😂

  • buckster on 31/07/2021 - 07:40

    I'm not sure people necessary want your incel genes…

  • DarkOz on 31/07/2021 - 08:05
    +1

    OzTrade - Trading swimmers for a shag.

  • tomleonhart on 31/07/2021 - 08:27

    Somehow the randomness of this thread leads me to believe OP is a Kiwi. Prove me wrong😂.

  • jellykingdom on 31/07/2021 - 08:32

    I'd always assumed you got paid to donate…maybe the clue was in the title there haha

  • DiscoJango on 31/07/2021 - 09:04
    -1

    Op wants to bang, bang, a bangity bang, i say a bang bang bangity bang

  • peterw1 on 31/07/2021 - 09:35

    What if you donate and later on, (think years), you change your mind and want to have something to do with your biological child. What then? If it goes to court and you are blocked, you can try make access when they are 18. Are you able to project your feelings into the future? Many people get married for life only to divorce 7 years later. I think you under estimate your nuture.

  • No ONE on 31/07/2021 - 11:12

    Sperm donor? 😂 Nah man. You are just desperate for free sex.

  • smartazz104 on 31/07/2021 - 12:01
    +1

    So OP why were you turned away from the sperm bank?

  • GuessHowMuch on 31/07/2021 - 12:29
    +2

    There’s a market out there for sperm, eggs etc. no point discussing ethics and morality as that’s never ending. Instead, question your intent and expectations, what’s the other parties, will the child be raised well and happy….

    There’s a few Facebook groups for this. I understand the most well run one is

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/spermdonationaustralia/

    There’s also advice on legal contracts etc that all parties agree to.

    Good luck

  • Cherry12 on 31/07/2021 - 12:42
    +1

    I think it's a good idea. I believe there is a long queue for women who want donated sperm. I've heard that there are Facebook groups about it.

    I guess you should get HIV and sperm analysis tests so you can show it to the potential women.

    A pre-signed financial /sperm donation agreement should relieve you from them wanting financial support/ child care in the future.

    Good on you 👍

    • Jjj888 on 31/07/2021 - 15:52
      +1

      Thanks @cherry12 I am going to do an analysis very soon that's the first step. I've had std tests and completely clear.

      I'm speaking to a clinic but I'm pretty sure they have quite stringent rules so may have to go down another avenue.

      • Cherry12 on 31/07/2021 - 22:55
        +1

        I've read on Trying to Conceive blogs about the huge queues and high costs women are facing.

        Try Baby Center and I'm sure you can find women looking for sperm donors if you go through the private donation path. Hopefully you can start soon.

        • sareth on 01/08/2021 - 09:53

          I hope you're being sarcastic

      • morse on 01/08/2021 - 10:16

        Make sure you’re upfront about your medical condition wherever you’re offering, the clinics have rules for a reason. Depending what this ‘issue’ is you speak of this might not be the gig for you.

        I feel you should be telling the ozB community what your medical condition that excludes you from donating via sperm banks is, since you came to us for advice.

  • living4music on 31/07/2021 - 12:55

    I understand your sperm is overflowing, but what the heck is TMI?

  • Ciderfizz44 on 31/07/2021 - 13:42
    +4

    Hey OP maybe a franchise opportunity for you!

    Best of luck,

  • feelingroovy on 31/07/2021 - 15:46
    +2

    There are many considerations that you are missing, and I'm not going to tell you what you are. Put yourself in the shoes of your offspring, 20 years into the future.

    My (26M) partner (26F) found out later in life (when she was 24) that she was donor conceived and it really turned her world upside down. I would suggest that if you have a health issue that can be passed on, you should not donate sperm. If my partner were to have a genetic disease because of the sperm donor - on top of everything else - I can't imagine the negative effect it would have on her.

    Also, laws have changed in Victoria (idk which state you are in, and other state laws may follow) and your offspring can legally reach out to you at the age of 18. You will also have the option to reach out to your offspring once they turn 18.

    Finally I should say that I'm not trying to deter you, I am only offering my opinion as donor conception is somewhat relevant to my life. To be honest, when you say "you don't like the idea of wasting sperm if it can help others" I feel like you have a naive mindset about it and you don't fully understand the magnitude of your donation.

    Good luck, I hope my insight gives you some clarity.

  • [Deactivated] on 31/07/2021 - 17:43

    Unless you are a 10 for attractiveness, Mensa 140+ IQ or the Harvard educated CEO of Uber, nobody will pick you out of the book. There's a bigger market for eggs from attractive models and women who donate can make a living from it. If you are a friend of a childless couple they are more likely to ask you, but this makes it even weirder.

    You haven't mentioned the money in the OP so I guess money isn't a consideration but helping people is. I would suggest volunteering in a homeless shelter or aged persons home if you truly want to benefit people. Sperm clinics already have enough sperm.

    • [Deactivated] on 31/07/2021 - 17:51
      +1

      Under legislation, a donor is able to donate to 10 women in Victoria and South Australia and 5 in New South Wales (this includes the donor and any current or former partner of the donor). In Queensland, there is no legislated limit for donations, however, City Fertility has set a maximum of 10 as its policy position.

      While you may not have any legal responsibility to these children, this means you could have 30 children who may contact you in the future just from these 4 states.

  • trapper on 31/07/2021 - 18:02

    I've been reading but it looks like you will be denied if you have any kind of medical issue? Like that's a little discriminatory?

    Yes it is discriminatory, and for good reason, that's the whole point lol

    • Jjj888 on 31/07/2021 - 18:07

      This is why I'll be going for private donor and there's plenty of women out there looking

      • sareth on 01/08/2021 - 09:55
        +1

        Jesus christ you're mentally ill

      • morse on 01/08/2021 - 10:17
        +1

        What is your ‘medical issue’?

  • deme on 31/07/2021 - 18:30

    I hope you are a troll because if you are that narcissistic that you Mr. can't find a mate think someone wants your sperm you are insane.

  • 4foxache on 31/07/2021 - 19:10

    You remind me of the Shermanator you both have an equally excellent chance at reproducing

    https://youtu.be/D1CgGxPWyI0

  • BartholemewH on 31/07/2021 - 21:24
    +1

    OP putting out massive neckbeard energy.

  • Desertsyd on 31/07/2021 - 22:24

    maybe you could go the path this man did

    https://youtu.be/c-NO1Omeois

  • bluesky on 31/07/2021 - 23:42
    +1

    Recent doco on this - The world's biggest family – an anonymous sperm donor's legacy | DW Documentary - covers some interesting issues.

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