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$29 for a Bulk Set of 144 Assorted Quality Condoms Plus Bottle of Massage Oil ($64.59 Value)

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For $29.95 + $7.70, get a bulk set of 144 Assorted Pleasures condoms plus a bottle of massage oil

These make great wetsuits for your ferret

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  • xor on 10/02/2012 - 06:15
    +24

    +ed for the ferret remark

  • Geewhizz on 10/02/2012 - 06:47

    Just what everyone needs, cut price condoms.

    -ve for wanting to do evil things to ferrets. lol

  • Domingo on 10/02/2012 - 07:02
    +4

    Like all cut price things, the thing I worry about is the guarantee. Ie, if the goods fail, can I send them the child to take care of?

    • shmahoo on 10/02/2012 - 07:33
      +15

      it was different with the dealextreme condoms, then they WOULD accept the child back, just to work for them!

  • Kiz on 10/02/2012 - 07:03
    +16

    You'd be stiff to find a better deal than this!

    • montorola on 10/02/2012 - 23:00

      Ahh, I think I have a soft spot for deals like this

      • phobaphobic on 12/02/2012 - 10:28

        I've gone rubbery in the knees.

  • shmahoo on 10/02/2012 - 07:32
    +1

    but how do you roll them onto the ferrets? They always wriggle around so much with me, but I guess that's why I like them so much

    • oz-dxer on 10/02/2012 - 07:54
      +1

      Free massage oil is for "easy insertion" of wiggly ferret into condom, or other receptacle.

  • ElectroGhoul on 10/02/2012 - 08:07
    +43

    Best to print out this page, so one day 15 years from now you can show your son/daughter that on the surface, it really looked like a great deal.

  • [Deactivated] on 10/02/2012 - 08:11
    +12

    $29ish for a months supply is pretty good

    • Zidago on 10/02/2012 - 08:19
      +78

      I see you have chosen the path for your career to be a balloon animal maker.

    • oz-dxer on 10/02/2012 - 08:22
      +14

      a months supply……it seems you are not married?

    • Succulent Synth on 10/02/2012 - 09:02

      ?

    • Pobman on 10/02/2012 - 09:16
      +41

      Your username reveals too much in this case!!!

  • cornucopia on 10/02/2012 - 08:32
    +4

    Gross sex…..!

    • Lukian on 10/02/2012 - 09:05
      +4

      Condoms may result in less grossness!

      • cornucopia on 10/02/2012 - 09:56
        +3

        I think you're missing the point…..!

        • StewBalls on 10/02/2012 - 18:29

          I had to think about that one for a minute or two myself. ;)

    • kolorijo on 10/02/2012 - 15:22
      +2

      Groupon :D

    • cryptowiz on 10/02/2012 - 22:21

      I was going to say that 288 of these would be too gross

    • nats on 11/02/2012 - 08:52
      +1

      Now we know why their called 'Groupon' ..

  • ryanb on 10/02/2012 - 08:36
    +1

    I took up this deal last time, very happy. I didn't have to pay for shipping.

    • altomic on 10/02/2012 - 18:12
      +1

      or babies.

  • cameldownunder on 10/02/2012 - 08:59

    Is this a subscription for a monthly delivery?

    • ccrap on 10/02/2012 - 17:40
      +4

      Doesn't matter really, given your username they aren't going to fit ;)

    • dealhunt on 10/02/2012 - 09:11
      -1

      They'll always do scam because there are too many people liking it…..

    • unity1 on 10/02/2012 - 09:13
      +1

      They had this same exact deal last year and it was honoured without any problems.

    • Satoria on 10/02/2012 - 09:14
      +24

      I'm sorry but I ignore any sentence that starts with the word "y'all".

    • bargainhunter on 10/02/2012 - 09:46

      All y'all base

  • MNM on 10/02/2012 - 09:05
    +30

    I'm married……what's the used by date on these?

    • wisc on 10/02/2012 - 10:05
      +7

      you'll want to get a mistress… even if they never expire- there are 144 after all…

  • MattyD on 10/02/2012 - 09:38
    +17

    I'm not sure I want my condoms to be 'Assorted Quality'.

    What do they say on the box, "Use during sex. Results may vary"?

    • jdr on 10/02/2012 - 09:42
      +3

      a bit like buying them from a seconds store :)

      • tdw on 10/02/2012 - 13:03
        +4

        "may or may not have been worn by a ferret"

        • altomic on 10/02/2012 - 18:12
          +4

          refurbished?

    • FitzChivalry Farseer on 10/02/2012 - 18:24
      +1

      Given that the second line says 'assorted pleasures' I think your 'results may vary' comment is spot on.

  • team teri on 10/02/2012 - 10:31
    +2

    Valentine's day: sorted!

    • wisc on 10/02/2012 - 10:38
      +2

      now what are you going to get for her?

      • ccrap on 10/02/2012 - 12:30
        +12

        Crotchless body suit and mystery bag of PCD lingerie from the other day.

        • montorola on 10/02/2012 - 23:03

          You definitely won't be using them anytime soon then lol

  • nookular on 10/02/2012 - 10:54
    +5

    I like that these condoms are "assorted quality". Kind of puts the random chance back into pregnancy.

  • MrMaxwell on 10/02/2012 - 11:39
    +1

    Best comments ever….and filed under 'entertainment' :)

  • VBO on 10/02/2012 - 11:49
    +4

    Assorted Quality, Condoms or Assorted, Quality Condoms?

    two expressions are really different…

  • Bensoin on 10/02/2012 - 14:49
    +13

    I'm not feeling Creative today. It's Friday… Sue me.
    So here are the Top 5 Comedic Comments on Previous Thread:

    1. more bang for your buck with this offer

    2. 144 Condoms?!? You might have a 'hard' time using them all

      Not if you do as the sitename suggests! Go and get your Group on

    3. What do you do with 365 used condoms?

      Melt it down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.

    4. thx… im gona use these for sex

    5. A true Ozbargainer would use a condom 144 times.

    • Domingo on 10/02/2012 - 19:57

      4 should be 1 :(

    • effgee on 10/02/2012 - 22:01
      +1

      "5. A true Ozbargainer would use a condom 144 times."

      like the old joke goes, "just turn it inside out and shake the f*#@ out of it"

  • weezlebub on 10/02/2012 - 15:00
    -1

    random friday on the fly additions:
    6. daymn, this deal came a little too late (funnily enough, i came a little too soon)

    1. are they made in china? i dont want extra small

    2. ribbed for her pleasure you say, guess i'm wearing it inside out!

    3. do they come in different flavours? that'd be cheaper than gum!!

    4. 144 … a strange number, until you remember that there's two holes and 72 virgins

  • CuteBirdy on 10/02/2012 - 15:31

    Look at that sleazy look on the man's face!!

    • No on 10/02/2012 - 16:06
      +4

      I think hes worked out the right look given that its his job to sell packs of 144 condoms to a bunch of optimistic cheap nerds.

  • Makaroni on 10/02/2012 - 15:31
    -1

    Do they come in different sizes? I need mine in the "ankle slapping" category…

  • PlagueistheCheap on 10/02/2012 - 15:33
    +9

    My wife said I can't have them, guess i'll have to go back to daily groin punches as protection

    • StewBalls on 10/02/2012 - 18:34
      +3

      …guess i'll have to go back to daily groin punches as protection

      Way to go, full marks to you for passing off a fetish as 'contraception' Expon! :)

  • [Deactivated] on 10/02/2012 - 17:15
    +12

    I came here to read funny comments

  • infinite on 10/02/2012 - 19:35

    Richard Gere thanks you.

  • pyramid on 10/02/2012 - 19:41

    Cant stop laughing after reading all these comments.

  • Miami Mall Alien on 10/02/2012 - 20:00
    +1

    Man in photo: Heh, this is really, really fun. Are you enjoying this?

    Woman: Ummm, where did the photographer go?

  • deale on 10/02/2012 - 20:40
    +2

    The mods must be laughing their heads off with these comments hence why no "unpublished" comments. :D

  • IgnitionS15 on 10/02/2012 - 21:47
    +1

    Wat happens when these expire?

    • BurnZ on 11/02/2012 - 17:36
      +3

      Wait 9 months and find out.

  • A Banana4scale on 10/02/2012 - 22:03
    +5

    Love the buy it for a friend part. This is a really good way to show people you want to have sex with them ;)

    • wisc on 16/02/2012 - 14:29

      or that you think they are a sl*t!

  • cryptowiz on 10/02/2012 - 22:26
    +5

    As Spike Milligan once said "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion".

    • StewBalls on 10/02/2012 - 22:40

      +1 for a Spike Milligan reference, a comic genius who is sadly missed!

  • the_pharmacist on 10/02/2012 - 23:14
    +1

    my pull out method is cheaper

    • PlagueistheCheap on 10/02/2012 - 23:54
      +5

      Tell that to my first born

      • CuteBirdy on 11/02/2012 - 00:14
        -1

        You were too slow to pull out

  • shmahoo on 11/02/2012 - 09:43

    Combining all the mentioned themes into one.

    "Ozbargain - come here for cheap laughs"

  • shmahoo on 11/02/2012 - 09:44
    +1

    I can imagine a few ozbargainer's kid's birthday parties with "lots of funny balloons thanks daddy"

    • Morphine on 11/02/2012 - 11:16
      +3

      The studded "mace" would sure be a crowd favourite.

  • anonymous92 on 11/02/2012 - 16:23
    +1

    Hahaha These comments cracked me up this afternoon, always love the comments on any condom related deal or freebie!

  • save my dollarydoos on 12/02/2012 - 01:57
    +1

    To quote the sticker I saw in bali - "Up the Bum, No Babies"

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