Rock your roost with this super cool crystal rooster! This lovely lead crystal collectible will look absolutely fantastic anywhere. Symbolizing pride, courage, honesty and strength, this cock is so much more than meets the eye. With a size of H: 6.5" x L: 5" x W: 2.5" this crystal marvel is sure to be the perfect fit in your home.
I'm just grateful it's not a banggood URL.
With a size of H: 6.5" x L: 5" x W: 2.5"
Yeah not long enough….but I'll get one for the missus.
but I'll get one for the missus.
At least it's good she's getting an upgrade
Give us a buzz. If your after a longer one.
Hen
Incorrect tag OP. This is a cock not hen.
Of course! Fixed :)
grabs popcorn awaits clever comments.
…awaits obvious, mildly humorous comments…
I can't come up with anything that won't be flagged as inappropriate.
finally some good (profanity) bargains.
"can be displayed on shelf or desk"
Thanks I was wondering what to do with it. Might give the missus something new to complain about too.
The missus can probably give you some advice on what you can do with your cock.
Yes, take it back to the man-cave and entertain myself.
Sounds like she's told you that before.
Nothing better than having a clear cock to look at when you wake up in the morning.
A cheap cock is much easier to swallow.
Swallow is the bird of love…
Worth buying to proclaim 'everyone look at my magnificent cock' and still keep your government job.
I think you might still find yourself in a bit of bother.
I'll tell you in a fortnight after I parade around the office with my cock on display. I am now the proud owner of this magnificent paper weight.
They don’t lay though, roosters
There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock…
Well, I bought one of these cocks. Should be coming any day now
Lucky. Looks like auto-correct saved your comment from being flagged.
Came for comments, not dissappointed!
Nice cock
Cocks out y'all!
Ordered one for the missus. But unfortunately didn't apply coupon code :(
$35 is still pretty cheap for a quality cock
Rock your Cock**
Thanks bought 10.
cock standing all the time
Perfect. Can finally give the girlfriend a 16.51cm cock ;)
Also tell her that it is supposed to be wiped with a soft cloth very carefully, lest she damages it without reading instructions
If you need to polish the cock, make sure your hands are clean and I find spitting works best
Shiny cock
Suns out, cocks out!
Maybe some parts of it work like a magnifier, you can start a fire!
Just what my house was lacking…
I’ll place at the entrance and show my wonderful piece to every guest I have
Red Rooster should give these out to their 'employee of the month'.
Dont want them getting too cocky!!
Sometimes we are just a travelling troll sideshow. I stop and consider the person that walks into fulfil the crystal cock orders. Look at report. Look out window. Place specs on. Study report again. Spend the rest of the day wondering why random Australians would be having like 5,000 units shipped out. Predictions early in the week were probably for, 2, tops. We salute you, head cock packer.
hmm…this or the yoda?
That's a nice cocktectible
Can anyone confirm that it’s actually crystal? I just want to determine how hard this cock is. I have zero interest in a soft cock.
for the avid Eastern Suburbs, Sydney City Roosters Fan
I told my wife I got this as a gift, and she asked what size eneloops it requires. Gee she will be disappointed when she sees it.
wow. What kinda human pays $200 for a 6" glass hen. people are weird.
Nobody would for a glass hen. But for a 6.5" crystal cock…
Yes, thank you. Had my eye on this for months