Australian advertising has gotten so cringewrothy

I'm struggling to get by these days with all the utter trash seen in Australian advertising. I can't even think of the right words for it.

Keep in mind a lot of this comes from my experience and background as an advertising co-ordinator. The problem is there's no product appeal any more. Crass PR exposure and emotional manipulation techniques have overtaken the game, turning ads away from the traditional role to inform and excite us and towards the new standard of being ultra-woke and showing an unrelenting urge to cater to the lowest common denominator.

Yeo - its time to name and shame.

KFC - "I don't care, I love it" adopted song has basically become the intro to every online video you watch these days. Nothing told about what's on offer or why it's so good. It's nothing but a sound horn for the unhealthy and stupid.

Belong - I'm not even sure this can be classified as a bad ad since it's not even an ad. Don't know who these guys are but they seem to think putting transgenders or minorities on TV and having them admit to how weird and unusual they are is a good way to show how much they care about society. Meanwhile, buy our Internet too while you're at it!

Officeworks - an entire montage of emotional tear-jerking around what it means to have children, how they can help you as you get older, carry on your legacy blah blah blah. Meanwhile, did we mention that we sell pencils and writing paper for your kids?

Telstra - "you can use our service to call your parents and tell them you're gay". Cool thanks, but what exactly is your service? How much does it cost? How is it any better than the countless other services that let people call their parents to tell them they're gay? Can it do anything else or is this just paid TV exposure disguised as a product ad? More information please.

Anti-smoking ads - whilst the whole industry has moven away from using fear in advertising, the Australian government is stuck in the outdated mindset of telling us how terrible we are for our lifestyle choices. Ignoring the fact that they refuse to do anything to actually reduce smoking because it makes them too much money, their ads around fear and disgust rely on techniques which have already been proven ineffective and almost serve to encourage smokers even more given the appeal of seeming like a careless "bad boy" or rebel.

It's sad that Australia used to be such a great country of ads. Our famous ads from 90s for Vegemite, Cottees, Airplane Jelly etc have become cultural icons, not just because they were so genuine but also because they felt relevant and distinctive. It focused on what made the product great and how that could help the customer instead of a thoughtless PR stunt showing off the brand's willingness to adopt the latest trending topics or complex social issues which have nothing to do with them.

Anyway, sorry if this felt like a rant. I honestly enjoyed writing it while laughing at the ads. Sorry also if nobody else finds this as funny as I do- like I said most of this comes from my time working in advertising and the ironic observation of how far off course the industry has gone. Peace.

Comments

  • +39

    Australian advertising has gotten so cringewrothy

    I can't even think of the right words for it.

    So it seems.

    • +4

      whilst the whole industry has moven away

      Huh?

      • +6

        My take away was also the word "moven"

      • +10

        Hey, moven is a perfectly croumulent word.

      • +2

        'the whole industry has doth moveth'

  • +18

    Correct.

    My family does not watch free to air TV anymore and we are all much better for it.

    There are no many sources these days - and you can build your collection of old/new movies/tv shows or whatever you like.

    • +23

      YouTube
      Catchup
      PVR
      Streaming
      Downloading
      Ad blockers

      Advertising is for idiots.

      • +1

        Watching advertising is for the lazy

    • +6

      I'm surprised so many still watch free to air..

    • +2

      Same here, no free to air to me either, for many years (though other family member watch it, so I have some idea what advertising is like nowdays).

      It is so good to be able to watch an entire show or film without being distrubed by putrescent 'capitalist propaganda'. What I particularly loath are SUV advertisements, always set in rural/outback areas even though the people who purchase them never leave the confines of the city.

      I also have heavy duty adblocking on my Firefox browser (multiple lists of uBlock origin) plus an anti-adblock userscript (for sites that nag you if you are interdicting their ads).

      • *overseas model shown

  • +24

    You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.

    • +7

      Aka, most of these are brand ads, and not sales acquisition ads.

  • +4

    Don't blame companies or advertisers. If you're one yourself, you should know better than anyone that the industry caters to the market, not the other way around.

    So the reason for crass, emotionally manipulative and virtual signalling ads is because this is what people (say they) want.

    • +5

      True, but it's not like people will suddenly stop buying essential products just because they're not seeing woke ads for it.

      Amazingly, sticking to just talking about your product and not getting involved in irrelevant social commentary is becoming the counter-culture in advertising. I've got a lot of respect for brands who do it.

      • +2

        Brands are perhaps choosing to sell the ‘why’ or to demonstrate their belief system so the consumer can say ‘that brand shares my values’. Some brands and corporate cultures believe it, others are unfortunately just doing it to sell.

    • Absolutely true. Ozbargainers aren't a target market for television advertising, why agree? The people who still watch tv are the ones that are enjoying the cringe and virtue signalling (its in the TV programmes too), the older generations, unemployed/under-employed and people living away from a good source of internet are who the ads are for.

  • -4

    Has gotten so cringeworthy?

    Like it was any better some 16 years ago??

    • +6

      No way! That ad was ahead of its time and was a creative take on what the beer would do to your taste buds. I remember it as a kid and loved it. Benefit-driven, customer-focused messaging at work.

    • Oh, that one still makes me feel sick!

    • Exactly, like "down down prices are down" garbage has been on for years

  • +10

    It just isn't the ads on FTA. It is mostly just cringeworthy reality shows now. ABC News is about all I watch and very rarely at that. I don't belong to the FTA world. Thank goodness to the internet, I can search, pick and choose what I want to see. Life is good.

    • +4

      yep I gave up on commercial FTA about 20 years ago - now have no idea about any TV ads - Thanks to torrents and Netflix I never see them.

  • +4
    • +2

      Now I want KFC

      • +15

        Back in the day when KFC was targeted to hungry people looking for a cheap way to feed the family.

        Now it's targeted to bored singles who need to feel better about poor lifestyle choices.

    • The video that followed on was pretty good too

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1selHxsXCto

      Chug 6 Pepsis with your chicken
      Diabeetus for life

      • I wonder if a marketing firm did something similar now and released it how it would go. 90s Nostalgia sells.

    • Im seriously impressed by these prices

  • +14

    My favourite are the American ads with Australian voices dubbed over the top.

    • But still out of sync? I can't stand it, do they do it on purpose?

      • +3

        It's cheap. They make one as for the entire world, just change the voices to suit the locality. Little do they realise it seriously pisses people off, also the bref ads are just terrible regardless.

    • -1

      really? example?

      • Good lord, like almost every laundry detergent tv advert from the mid 90's ~ present

        Ironically while I was looking for examples, I found this post from back in 2005 on Whingepool…

      • Any toothpaste ad

    • Mine are British ones, their perception of Australians is hilarious.

      See Fosters ads

      • Or the compare the Meerkat ones, where you see exactly the same ad as Australia, but with pommy voice overs…

  • -1

    KFC - "I don't care, I love it"

    Did you mean to say Kmart?

    • +1

      Nope, it's definitely KFC. I know because I'm always dazed at how Google keeps showing it to me when my search history, cookies, liked videos, watch history and other online activity is about healthy eating and diets.

      • +1

        I thought KFC was running with "shut up and take my money". Makes me groan, but if it keeps KFC in your head then they're doing their job I guess.

        If everybody made a point of deliberately avoiding products with annoying ads, maybe we could change their behaviour. But I think I might be the only one who would never buy a toyota because I'd keep thinking of those ads with incredibly lame lead-ins to mention basic features that every car has.
        If they stuck with "oh what a feeling" it'd be a totally different story.

        I think advertising companies feel the need for continuous change because it means continuous income. And they only have to convince committees of people out of touch with the real world that their idiotic ideas will sell stuff, and that if you don't "get it", it's just that you don't have a creative mind.

        Who has the "still feeling it" slogan? Who would be a car and have that crap in your head for the foreseeable future?

        • +2

          You're not alone. The way most advertising works today, ie forcing the customers eyes to watch your ad when they're trying to do something else, is driving a lot of mini-boycotts. What do you think happens to someone's mind when they sub-consciously learn to sigh and spam the skip button everytime they see your logo? It's a trained negative association.

          It feels like common sense that you shouldn't want your brand to be seen when you know the customer is either busy, bored, or frustrated. You want to target them when they're euphoric, engaged, and happy. That's why ads during halftime at major sporting events were so effective.

  • +4

    Is this an episode of Gruen?

    • +9

      No this is OzBargain. This isn't even a show, it's Australia's foremost bargain sharing community. How could you get them confused??

    • +8

      No. Gruen has a few interesting insights between the bad jokes. This post was just bad jokes.

      • +2

        Russel Howcroft: I love this.

        Todd Sampson: groans

  • +10

    I don’t want to be proud of a country because its good at advertising crap.

    • +9

      If you're proud of a country you've been sold on the ultimate, subliminal advertisement.

      • Be part of something like everyone else so you can hate the other side because…made up borders!

  • +9

    the one add on tv that grinds my gears is the kaboodle kitchen ad

    then she said "lets make a kitchen",
    and i said "good idea",
    then she said "……………."

    id love to punch them both in the head.
    who speaks like that in a conversation

    p.s the telstra ad is patehtic, lets get on the being gay is ok bandwagon and be seen as accepting gay people

    p.p.s its always been ok to be gay, your choice.

      • +5

        Pretty sure he meant that someone choosing to live a gay lifestyle, as opposed to simply having gay attractions, is their choice - which it is. Nobody forces a straight person to get married or have sex nor do they force a gay person to do it. It's a choice. No need to get ultra defensive.

    • +2

      Yeah that kitchen ad makes me cringe every time.

      • +9

        Yeah, it does

    • +2

      p.p.s its always been ok to be gay, your choice.

      It definitely hasn't been.

  • +2

    Can I add my whinge about Global Shop Direct?

    A company with a postage cost based profit line? Also, a trial on a product where you pay delivery + trial cost and if you don't like the product you get your trial cost only refunded but you pay return costs, btw, you don't know the full cost early enough, then cop-cam (laughs) and that smarmy bloody yank washing your windows.

    The most annoying, deceptive and crap advertising that crept in from the cheaper FTA channels all the way to mainstream at peak viewing hours.

    Oops… I've added my whinge… sorry.

    EDIT: And every product has "the secret" (laughs)

  • +3

    That belong ad is pure cringe. Change the channel if it comes on. I don't want to see weirdos who can't see each other talking about crap I don't care about.

    • +3

      Pretty sure they used a fake trans person too, which is on the same level as blackface (using a white guy with painted skin to play a black guy).

      • +2

        Yes it's very pandery/insulting.

  • +1

    I think this mazda dealer takes the cake for most cringeworthy Australian advert. https://www.facebook.com/1157924594249762/videos/79180117457…

    • Mazda Aspley… Never change.

    • it's an ad for mazda, which have car show rooms, but looks like it was filmed infront of a green screen…how??

      • Exactly. The background is added digitalmagicallyexpealidoscious.

  • +4

    I don't watch TV and block ads online including youtube. I have zero idea about ads these days lol. But I do think it is a good thing to address social issues in advertising, they need to be in the public consciousness. These corporations are made of people, and as people who live in this world it has a lot to do with them.

  • +3

    This is how to make an ad - saw it literally years ago and have never forgotten it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM

    Saw this recently, superb (note if concerned - it's not subbed but subs are not necessary - you will see as it plays out…and first comment will cover all, read after watching

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOWGVCUJw8

  • +2

    I dunno, that Westpac ad was alright

    • Apart from Westpac being evil

  • +8

    I stopped watching any advertising many years ago then I stopped watching most news.

    Over a long period of time I gradually felt more and more like I was living in a population of brainwashed idiots.

    Exposure is the problem regardless of how offensive or cringeworthy you think it is. Watching Gruen and feeling like your above it all is the height of stupidity. So much gets into your head without any rational thought at all.

    • Agree on Gruen. Show me a chocolate ad and, no matter how bad it is, I want it! 😂

  • +3

    Aussie ads, straight from rubbish tip to you. :)

  • +13

    I think the worst offenders are the gambling/sports betting ads. can't believe those are still legal.

    Then the blackmores supplements for kids, disgraceful.

    Also the tradies undies ads, seem very sexist to me, and there are others in the same boat.

    • +3

      Tbf, Blackmores sponsors a lot of events and initiatives to raise kids awareness of health. It's what their product is all about so can't blame them for appealing to it.

      • +2

        They sponsor it only because it's cheap advertising for themselves.

        I also think the gambling ads should be banned.

        • +3

          Don't put Blackmores in the same boat as gambling though. One of ruins lives and destroys families, the other sells dietary supplements which may or may not help certain people based on individual circumstances. If you're concerned about using health to target kids, point the blame at McDonald's or any other junk food brands which buy their way into kids programs and take advantage of lazy parents with outright false claims.

          • -1

            @SlavOz: Oh definately wasn't putting them in the same box, just pointing out they aren't doing it for the good of everyone, sits cheap and effective advertising.

            The gambling ads are just morally corrupt, I feel dirty just seeing them.

            • +1

              @brendanm: Even more ridiculous that the government pretends to care about gambling being such a problem, while simultaneously spending millions promoting tomorrow's Melbourne Cup where its become an Aussie tradition to dress up and put money on which horse won't break a leg and get put down. Not like that's contributing to the gambling problem while exploiting suffering animals or anything.

              • +1

                @SlavOz: Exactly. Same as when they used the opera house as an advertisment for the Everest race. The trainers who pretend to give a shit about the horses are just as bad.

          • @SlavOz: I am. Snake oil salespeople.

  • +4

    100% agree

    More often than not, I see an ad and think I'm not buying that, on principle of the ad being so bad and off topic.

  • +1

    I agree with the OP to a certain extent. There was an interesting doco on the ABC recently (by Gruen’s Russell Howcroft) about the great advertising team Mojo. I didn’t realise they made so many of those classic ads that everyone of a certain age knows, such as Paul Hogan advertising Winfield and Australian tourism, the Meadow Lea ad, I Feel Like a Tooheys and the Come on Aussie cricket ads. A lot of them were really creative and had a jingle or great slogan that stuck in your head. But it was a different time. Although we don’t watch many ads on FTA anymore, I do see the occasional ad that stands out from the dross. One thing I have noticed is that a lot of ads these days use music I loved and grew up with - yet another reminder of how old I’m getting! I guess that’s why of all the driver safety ads the one with the guy driving with a Powderfinger song blaring sticks in my mind. It’s also funny how people still use the expression, ‘Not happy, Jan!’ I think that’s just about outlived what it was selling (Yellow Pages)! Ones I currently can’t stand include the smug Ford woman and Trivago, but I liked the one for an SUV with the guy racing the goat because it made me laugh. What I hate more are radio ads (at least I notice it more on radio) that portray women as greedy, screeching bitches and men as really stupid.

    tl;dr Agree with OP to an extent but like some ads and hate sexist portrayals in ads. I’m also getting old!

  • +1

    People who watch a lot of TV make decisions based on emotion….it seems predatory… but can't really blame an advertiser… blame the consumer for making emotional decisions over logical ones.

    I concur with the above comment that you start to feel you're living in a society of 'brainwashed idiots'… feels like everyone is a sheep… but perhaps I am too and I just don't realise it? Nah, actually defs not haha.

  • I see the media has been quite effective in you remembering each and every detail crammed into the 30sec … I bet you find yourself subliminally owing a Telstra phone purchased from Office Works.

  • +2

    If ad blockers all collectively stopped working tomorrow, I'd no joke kill myself.

    • -1

      You can't stop sponsored ads on social media

      • +6

        I'll add that to the reasons I'm not on social media.

      • I have all ads blocked on fb and it's the only thing I'm on (to keep up with OS family).

        Not that hard to do if you don't pander to their data sucking apps and use a browser.

    • +1

      Courtesy of Linus Tech Tips

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXTnrD_Zs4

  • I watch almost nothing live and fast forward through the ads. Advertising never had a “golden age”. It has always been about extracting the maximum dollars from the consumer, not high art.. Personally, I think a lot of the old ads were pretty much trash as well. I don’t like Vegemite, I don’t drink beer, never eaten aeroplane jelly, never smoked, think margarine tastes like off oil, Cottees tastes like over sugared cough medicine and no amount of advertising will make it different.

    People consume their media in so many different ways even getting eyeballs on your product is difficult. Advertising is a lot more difficult than before, so they now need to consider that their audience may not be straight white males and stay at home housewives: shock horror isn’t it. Personally I loved the recent Old Spice ads but I would never buy the product; so it was no use appealing to me. Australia is a diverse society and attitudes are changing. If it is “woke” to accept that other people have a right to be recognised and treated with respect then guilty as charged. Frankly, most advertising is wall paper, unless it is cleverly done, or you are looking for the product. Nowadays, cleverly done needs to encompass a bit more than a couple of stereotypical tropes. The absolute worst ads on TV are the Sportsbet ones but they are, probably, wildly successful.

    The best advertising, for me, is a want that product, it is a good price and I trust the seller. The rest is shut up and stop interrupting my show.

    • +1

      Nobody's rights are being impeded in Australia, at least to some horrific degree like in Middle East or Africa. If we're going to be abused for some sinful attitudes then at least let it be for people who we have actually wronged and deserve reimbursement, which are Aboriginals. Even so, the more you parade that people are different and are suffering, the harder you make it for them to fit in. You cannot force society into change, at least not with some shoddy broadband ads.

      • -2

        Funnily enough attitudes are changing all the time, you are the one complaining about the current ads being too “diverse”. The people I know are far more open to diversity and raising issues than what was happening in the “golden age” of advertising. If you think the only people being wronged or deserve reimbursement are the aboriginals you are sadly wrong. Married women were denied employment in the public service, same sex couples denied their partners superannuation, religions were corrupting the local police so child abuse by priests was covered up. There are a lot of people still affected by past injustices. If “fitting in” means you have to conform to the current status quo then I think you are in for a shock. If people were content to do that then women wouldn’t have the vote, the aboriginals would not be considered citizens, SSM would never have come in and I wouldn’t have gone to University and worked in IT. You can’t give us a “whataboutism” where the fact that it is worse elsewhere means we should shut up and accept what we have. Why should anyone accept being treated as a less deserving citizen? All I can say is if this is your thinking I’m glad the ads you used to champion are on the wane. I’m not a great one for social media but I am a great advocate for people supporting each other. I think it is important for women, LBGT, different racial groups, etc to see themselves in advertising. That showing this diversity will allow everyone to “fit in” better. I don’t want to be congratulated for buying rubbish margarine for my family; but for everything else I’ve achieved in life. Advertising is more nuanced nowadays, if I want to find something about what Telstra sells I look it up online. However, firstly Telstra has to get my attention. Is it the sort of company I’d be willing to investigate? You show people advertising from the 70s and 80s and a lot of people will go “I don’t think so, not my sort of company” and not bother looking at their products. I know that Gruen make a big song and dance about the Telstra ads, and I can see their point, but there is no way they would’ve made the “gay reference” you have because they do “get it”. For better, or worse, appealing to emotion is an “in” for advertising. See it, be it.

  • I've only started watching Free to air tv again for the NRL finals and RWC. Seems like every second ad was for online gambling, even integrating odds in the game. Always with real broad aussie voiceover and attractive females.

    It should be banned or at least limited.

  • +2

    I don't even see ads anymore. I never watch TV. Don't listen to the radio. Have ad block and all I watch is Netflix YouTube and crunchy roll which I pay for to avoid ads

  • +1

    Ads are always so loud and annoying. In the rare case I actually watch free tv (usually to watch sport) I just hit mute and browse the web on my phone/laptop until they're over. :)

  • Complaining about wanting more effective advertising on a bargain website is very counter intuitive.

  • -2

    A few to ad to the pile - rice bubbles ads with a well known transexual:
    https://www.adsoftheworld.com/media/film/kelloggs_your_perfe…

    Chips ads with gay dads:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHy1a2p3OmE

    Both are woke cringe, I just keep adding these companies to my "do not buy" register.

    • +1

      You do realise this post says more about you than the advertising companies.

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