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[NSW] Free Burger if You Can Arrange Your Name into GRETA, 1-31/10, with Soul Burger App

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In honour of the amazing climate change activism by a certain young person, for the month of October we’d love to offer anyone who can arrange their name into GRETA, a sustainable plant-based burger is on the house!

Here’s an easy one —> GREgory ThAtchell

Steps to a free burg -
1. Confirm your first name or last name can be arranged into GRETA.
2. Download the Soul Burger App (if you haven’t got it) and come into one of our 4 stores.
3. Show the person on the counter and they will check your name and click on the special to confirm.
4. Claim your free burger!

Soul Burger Glebe
111 Glebe Point Rd, Glebe NSW 2037

Soul Burger Newtown
229A King St, Newtown NSW 2042

Soul Burger Randwick
The Spot, 49 Perouse Rd, Randwick NSW 2031

Soul Burger Parramatta
316 Church St, Parramatta NSW 2150

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  • +131

    Dumbest promotion eveer IMHO

    • +3

      https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/484082 Boost have done it before for Luke

      • -8

        It's not about the idea, it's about this specific person. I can't stand the clueless, spoilt, arrogant brat.

        • Have a positive vote for having an opinion 👍

        • +18

          Even OzBargain isnt safe from angry boomers, god help that a young teenager is trying to promote something good for a planet with a shitty future

          • +6

            @[Deactivated]: That’s the problem, who says that “boomers’”are against Greta?

            Look at the extinction revolution protests, there are as many boomers being locked up as any other generation.

            And visit a Soul burger store and you will see lots of Boomers eating there.

          • -7

            @[Deactivated]: I think if your gona protest it you should have to first give up your phone, any synthetic clothing ect ect. Show me it means something then ill listen. Till then how dare you!!!

        • +1

          In just a quick sentence, cause I haven't actually caught more than a few bits of her 'story'

          What did she do that seems to make everyone angry?

          • +2

            @iamhurtin: She sailed on a completely awesome multimillion dollar racing yacht (crewed by others) around the world and claimed her childhood had been stolen and turned on the waterworks and how dare you act and almost won a million bucks with the Nobel peace prize. She's basically a privileged, entitled one percenter brat who could have spent her effort studying actual science, developing renewable energy tech and making a difference but instead she bellyaches and wants it to come to her.

        • Clueless? What, she doesn't follow the science?

  • +59

    How dare you exclude me?
    How dare you

    My message is that we'll be watching you. This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here excluded. I should be included in the promotion on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you!

    You have stolen my dreams of a free lunch and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. How dare you

    • +14

      This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me!

    • +2

      I wasn't sure how to dispute my recent demotion from IHG Spire Elite after they backed out of their recent offer but this offers a useful template. Thx barozgain.

    • +16

      I identify as someone who's name contains those letters despite what I was assigned at birth. Don't discriminate against me bigots.

  • +36

    Wtf is this shit

  • +1

    What if one's name is actually Greta?

    • -2

      Then you will get the opportunity to be malnourished

  • +6

    I'd rather rearrange my name to Abiy Ahmed

  • +16

    When your name doesn't rearrange to GRETA:
    You have stolen my dreams and my childhood

    • +1

      Just go down to City Hall and change your name.

      • +3

        HOW DARE YOU

  • +3

    That's discrimination against all the people with ethnic names

    • AndRE the GianT was French.
      AnGela doroThea meRkEl is German.

      • -1

        I said ethnic

        • Björk Guðmundsdóttir is 3/5 Gretas and 10/10 for ethnicity.
          Agneta Fältskog is 4/5 Gretas and ABBA won eurovision. Ethnic as.
          Giannis Sina Ougko Antetokounmpo, Greek/Nigerian NBA MVP 4/5 Gretas and off the scale ethnicity.

          Welsh Tour de France winner Geraint Thomas is the full Greta with first name alone and he once rode past the real train station llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

          Nintendo Japan's Shigeru Miyamoto is a full Greta!

          Biggs Darklighter from Star Wars is a full Greta and is from a galaxy far, far away.

          Mad Russian Monk Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin is a full Greta.

  • +17

    GeoRgE cosTAnza's gonna love this deal!!

    • -6

      first OR last name…

      • +3

        "Here’s an easy one —> GREgory ThAtchell"

  • +5

    Great…..

  • +1

    Can someone do the math and get a back of the envelope percentage of people who would be eligible?

    • +6

      By my calculations; nine tenths of (profanity) all.

    • +6

      According to https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/when-your-name-p… the number one girl's name in Victoria was MARGARET(which would be the easiest opportunity to get to GRETA) from 1929 - 1952. It fell out of the Top 100 names in 1972 entirely, so there could be a lot of grandmothers and great-grandmothers eligible for this promotion.

      • +10

        My grandmother's name is Margaret.

        Do the conditions imply the collecting body needs to be alive?

        … Aww I feel bad about making a joking about digging up my grandmother to exploit a company into giving me fake meat.. she was my favorite 😭😭😭

        • +5

          Not even death can stop an ozbargainer.

          • +1

            @Volg: What ever it takes for a bargain

  • If you are a Greta, you might be tagged or a target for potential burgers, which I'm sure you find is great…

    Honestly. WTF.

  • +3

    Would be a better promo for Getta Burger. Perhaps Getta Burger will make a Greta Burger. I imagine the Greta Burger would have a tonne of chilli on it and a bit of lemon, this would make it vicious and a little tart.

    • -4

      She's neither of those things though. Just wrong about climate change is all….

      • +2

        They could just make it wrong every time?

    • -3

      Just horrible. Your misogyny says a lot about you.

      • +2

        I prefer to be called mister-ogyny thanks!

        • You know what you are.

          • -1

            @swalloweda: Most misogynists / racists / homophobes / bloodmouths have no idea they're misogynists / racists / homophobes / bloodmouths.

            • +1

              @fantombloo: Where does diversity stand? Should they be tolerated and included? What if they identify as tolerant and mindful?

  • +4

    I can only laugh at this promo.

    What's next from these wonderful 'climate aware' companies? Free Ice Cream from Ben and Jerry's if you have the same birthday as, owner of three homes and millionaire, Bernie Sanders!

    • That's called 'whataboutery'. Don't call me on my stuff - what about THEM?

  • +1

    Wow is there any limit? Can you claim one every day?

    This could be ozbargain heaven, Broden could become rather fat!

    Oops I guess not … gREta

    If your name doesn’t work, maybe you can protest by gluing yourself to the floor of a soul burger outlet …. 🙃

  • +1

    GREaT deAl!

  • +7

    Let me guess. The pickles ruined her meal and stole her childhood. How very dare pickles.

  • I just realised Smith can be arranged into shit!!

  • +2

    Daniel is an anagram of denial. What will Daniels get? Will Daniels be allowed to enter a Soul Burger store?

  • +2

    Targeted 😡

    Also really dumb and ambiguous that the example they give involves no rearranging.

  • +1

    So we are suppose to change our names to that of a hysterical story teller ?

  • +3

    This a joke?

    • +6

      The real jokes are in the comments

  • +2

    I was wondering if I had gone insane or if ozbargains had also succumb to the madness and idiocy like nearly everywhere on the planet.

    Nice that this thread confirmed it

    "Makes me sick (profanity), how far we done fell."

  • +1

    Can I price match this at Hungary’s?

    • Bloody long way to go for a free burger.

  • +1

    Lmao right now Garet, Tearg and Raget are saying to themselves this is my time to shine this is me I am one with the universe in this moment.

  • Who would win in a fight between Greta and Soph

  • How is this surviving without a neg lol ?

    My best summary is a virtually impossible lottery to win some crap if your unlucky !

  • -1

    Seems oddly difficult and pandering to climate peasants

  • -2

    What a great promotion for a company that clearly knows its demo, yes not everyone who would purchase one of their burgers would necessarily believe in climate change, but a majority of their demo would. it's the same reason why funeral insurance companies always advertise on Right-Wing AM talkback stations because they know that demo is going to die soon.

  • +1

    Greta = Target

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