Mind voting for me? I'll tell you a joke!

riley94 on 14/07/2011 - 15:43 offerpop.com (6 clicks)
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Closing Date 31/12/2013

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Hi, I wrote an article about Greece was selected as one of the 14 best articles of the week (I think?) on hubpages.

If I get 25 votes I automatically win $25, and if I get in the top 2 I will win either $50 or $100, and could go on to win $500.

And your joke, which was voted funniest joke in the UK:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - don't worry, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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retiredfeline on 14/07/2011 - 15:49

I heard the same joke too many years ago to admit with the following changes:

Bus -> Plane
Driver -> Man in next seat
Man in next seat -> Purser
sweefu on 14/07/2011 - 16:39

i nearly voted for some other article, just because of the joke.

but did vote for you in the end
riley94 on 14/07/2011 - 21:14

Thanks! I didn't think it was too funny either, but it was next to the joke voted funniest in Australia, which made the UK joke look hilarious.

Here it is… the funniest joke in Australia (according to some website):

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
- mariamne on 14/07/2011 - 22:13
  
  I heard that joke from Alexi Sayle a few years ago. I love it!
- sweefu on 14/07/2011 - 23:20
  
  pure gold…I love Australians