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Free Welcome Pack of Condoms and Lubricant 18+ Only (Facebook Required)

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Ishadeon on 02/06/2011 - 20:38 ansell-lab.com (12122 clicks)
Last edited 03/06/2011 - 16:48 by 2 other users

There are three gifts packs. Good way to stay warm in winter apart from the naughty adult drinks =P

1) WELCOME PACK
Welcome to the Ansell Labs!
To welcome you to the Lab, we're offering an exclusive new product for a free trial.
Your welcome pack will include 2x condoms and a lubricant
Products are mailed in plain packaging

2) BIRTHDAY GIFT
Join the Lab's birthday honours list to receive a special gift from Ansell, just in time for your birthday ;-)
Ansell will send you a free gift, and you get to choose! Whatever you decide, its sure to be good!
Gifts are mailed in plain packaging

3) SKYN Sample
Introducing Ansell SKYN - the closest thing to wearing nothing!
Made from a revolutionary non-latex material, SKYN condoms provide a new level in comfort and sensitivity.
Sign up here for your free SKYN trial pack and feel what you've been missing!
Samples are mailed in plain packaging.

Mod: Edited title for clarity
Mod: Ish, Do not edit title or description
Ishadeon: "ok"

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        • Ishadeon on 04/06/2011 - 15:42

          Lol…why are you working on a weekend? And please reply to my email!!!

        • quickling on 07/06/2011 - 13:04

          Is there anywhere to get those envelopes? ;p

          Totally awesome.

          I'll take seconds from anyone who doesn't want theirs ;)

        • shmahoo on 07/06/2011 - 14:20
          +1

          seconds?
          Before or after they've been used?

        • quickling on 07/06/2011 - 21:00

          yes, I'll take the used envelopes.

          Must be in good condition, no stains on outside or inside.

  • jacklynhydejr on 02/06/2011 - 22:53
    +15

    Condoms on the way… now I have 3-4 weeks to find someone worth using them with :P

    • A Banana4scale on 02/06/2011 - 23:30
      +9

      hand

      • watwatwat on 02/06/2011 - 23:32
        +9

        Electric sander

        • ccrap on 02/06/2011 - 23:44
          +14

          need a suitable partner for sexual liasons?

          There's an app for that.

        • llama on 03/06/2011 - 10:04
          +1

          Antz Pantz echidna

    • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 00:20

      you could sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuYpy_UDi0

      I hate the song tho…

      • jacklynhydejr on 03/06/2011 - 13:02

        I demand those 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life back now!

        • Ishadeon on 04/06/2011 - 12:19

          never… mwahahaha ….runs away… its like an STI I had to share the song cos I was resentful that only i had heard it. But for some reasons all guys at uni love this… and d*ck in a box. I dont get it.

  • pilchard on 02/06/2011 - 23:02

    ed.

  • flipstardirect on 02/06/2011 - 23:07

    If you know anyone in the medical field, get your hands on a 500 pack of these (hospitals carry the multi-flavoured 500 packs). It's much better to buy in bulk. :)

  • donkeyhokey on 02/06/2011 - 23:10
    +1

    If you're going to click this, just double check your facebook wall. I just saw a few posts from my mates from this lol

  • the_pharmacist on 02/06/2011 - 23:17
    +13

    I believe my withdrawal method is more effective

    • ccrap on 02/06/2011 - 23:47
      +5

      Well it must be then. After all, you are The_Pharmacist..

    • supersabroso on 03/06/2011 - 01:17
      +2

      Is it possible to move the pharmacist's comment to the top???

    • paranoid on 03/06/2011 - 01:55
      +1

      if you failed. you may also be able to grab some high dose levonorgestrel off the shelf… XD

  • save my dollarydoos on 02/06/2011 - 23:42
    +2

    Awesome, Ill be putting these to good use…

    WATER BALLOON FIGHTS!!!!

    But in all serious, I realise its easier than pie to get around but age limit of 18? I started servicing the ladies since the age of 15 and was very apprehensive about buying condoms from the.

    lowering the age limit a little would probably have done some good for the community.

  • save my dollarydoos on 02/06/2011 - 23:42
    +3

    Edit: Weird Double Post.

  • stingyasian88 on 02/06/2011 - 23:57

    Best. Freebie. Ever.

  • ccrap on 03/06/2011 - 00:01
    +13

    Has anyone else noticed the peculiar coincidence in the order of the last few deals posted?

    First use the LYNX bodyspray and then the King of Shaves Gel to prime and ready you for use of the Battle Helmets which, if they breach, luckily you have a special on Heinz baby food..

    • lok2012 on 03/06/2011 - 00:10
      +1

      How can I get a refund if it breaks?

    • lok2012 on 03/06/2011 - 00:10
      +1

      How can I get a refund if it breaks?

      • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 00:13
        +15

        post the baby to ansell?

      • footywiz11 on 03/06/2011 - 00:24
        +9

        baby bonus…

  • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 00:03
    +2

    Ah all these comments have cheered me up from my dilemma… that and a good drive home. Time to snooze.. I wonder what ansell will do I do have right to my privacy but idn where to contact them.
    EDIT: yay… my fishing line deal made it to the top 5… woo… now to wait for this one up there. Wish they still gave out prizes each week.

  • meph3x6 on 03/06/2011 - 00:05
    +4

    I'm not worried about getting frangers in the post (discrete or not)… The part that worries me is "Welcome to Ansell Labs".. as in, "thanks for agreeing to test our crazy new products which may or may not actually prevent you from successfully conceiving."

    • [Deactivated] on 03/06/2011 - 00:57
      +7

      mate double wrap. why do you think they give you 2 samples?

      • shmahoo on 03/06/2011 - 06:50

        yep - and your girl will think you're "bigger", too

  • betraya on 03/06/2011 - 00:58
    +1

    Just what I was looking for- 2 condoms and a lubricant for the gf. I ran out of durex play and condoms and that costed $20 and thanks to Ansell I can replenish the stock instead of making the gf pregnant

    • YellowEarthAustralia on 03/06/2011 - 01:04
      +1

      as if neg it!
      learn to have some fun.
      so if u thought it was a helmet, are u looking for a helmet for love? LOL

    • Ambiguous on 03/06/2011 - 01:06
      -7

      LOL he's got a point. Out of the MILLION pseudonym's for condoms, you chose battle helmets?! Couldve been more creative rofl. Solid freebee, though I can afford my own and would rather not risk a) plastering it on my facebook and b) risking having the packaging appearing alot less descreet than advertised.

      • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 01:10
        +2

        Alright… u come up with a few.. we will start a list.

        • Ambiguous on 03/06/2011 - 01:19
          -1

          Something about the recent sydney weather and raincoats? Theres gotta be a joke somewhere there haha.

          EDIT: Hmm funs over title changed to 'Condoms'

        • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 01:23

          I did have raincoats in another comment. And fun is indeed over thanks to the neg.

    • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 01:13
      +1

      Oh great… thanks for killing the humour. Next you will go after the beer ads?

  • alebox on 03/06/2011 - 01:08
    +5

    out of interest, why are people embarrassed to buy condoms? shouldn't you be HELL YEA GETTING LAID. or something? :P

    • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 01:09
      +2

      I sell them at coles express… most people buying them are not embarrassed actually.

      • [Deactivated] on 03/06/2011 - 01:21
        +2

        hi would you like some condoms with your fuel purchase sir?

      • ccrap on 03/06/2011 - 01:36
        +3

        ooh ooh tell me when you've had an embarrassed looking customer come up you've gotten on the PA:
        price check aisle 5 for trojan condoms, i repeat, TROJAN CONDOMS

        • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 01:41
          +5

          Lol… no cos I work alone. But that would be funny. It can be embarrassing for me when old 60+ men don't know they can get pr0n on the net for free now and buy it in-store with a sweet innocent smile on their face. Or the truckie addicts buy them everyday whilst discussing his daughter's education with me. They need these samples more I think.

      • spaiydz on 04/06/2011 - 00:42
        +3

        The security detectors at Coles, Myer, etc used to always beep me cause I carry em in my bag. I just had to play it cool like nothing happened. (there's more smarts in the detectors now).

        Anyway, once I purchased a pack at Coles, the detector went off as I was checking out. The checkout dude said 'Don't worry … It's just the condoms.' -_-

    • llama on 03/06/2011 - 10:07
      +3

      Maybe some people posting here are not quite as "mature" as they would like to make out. They probably think they might get in trouble from mummy and daddy if anybody found out. :-D

  • jhova on 03/06/2011 - 01:35
    +1

    Thank You for your interest!

  • SydStrand on 03/06/2011 - 01:56
    +1

    AhhahahahHA

    "Mod: Edited title for clarity"

    Aka: No. You aren't actually getting free head helmets.

  • paranoid on 03/06/2011 - 02:10
    +2

    Ansell is under lubricated compared to Durex. they are freebies why complaints.
    something to share here, as i encounter breakage with ansell once before.

    "Being made from latex allows them to stretch during use to reduce breakage and discomfort. If activity time is longer than 20 minutes we recommend changing the condom. Ansell condoms come in a range of shapes and sizes"

  • Sage on 03/06/2011 - 03:42

    lol @ the title change.

  • danieljc on 03/06/2011 - 07:08
    +8

    Here is a list of everyone that has ordered

    http://ansell-lab.com/drupal/node/1?page=203-06-2011

    I think I will pass now

    • [Deactivated] on 03/06/2011 - 08:44
      +2

      Oh wow. This is not secure at all :S

      • issh on 03/06/2011 - 19:23
        +1

        haha fake Facebook Accounts FTW

    • jesseboy89 on 03/06/2011 - 08:55

      It's gone now.

    • ironsword on 03/06/2011 - 16:56

      Uh Oh. Has anyone alerted ansell about this?

  • siuol on 03/06/2011 - 07:33

    The lab will send you gift at your Birthday! It's so unfair for the others who are BLOCKED!!!

  • nariko on 03/06/2011 - 09:36
    +1

    great giveaway, the vibrator is not cheap

    • dkslim on 03/06/2011 - 10:13
      +1

      Did any male choose the vibrator?

      • jesseboy89 on 03/06/2011 - 10:28
        +1

        Yeah lol
        I believe they are just vibrating rings though.

        • dkslim on 03/06/2011 - 10:59
          +1

          What's a vibrating ring do?

      • SydStrand on 03/06/2011 - 15:09
        +1

        Me. Because I can get condoms for free anywhere.

        The uni clinic has a whole bowl full of them in the reception.

    • issh on 03/06/2011 - 19:23
      +1

      yeah searched yesterday, was about $11

  • Chopel on 03/06/2011 - 09:58
    +2

    Geez… everyone get so exciting!! ;P

    • jesseboy89 on 03/06/2011 - 10:29
      +4

      Well it is Friday!

      • ccrap on 03/06/2011 - 11:28

        Oh no, please don't tell Rebecca Black that!

  • Twisty on 03/06/2011 - 10:21

    Site down?????

  • Twisty on 03/06/2011 - 10:53

    Is this the right link then? http://ansell-lab.com/drupal/

    • llama on 03/06/2011 - 11:35

      Yes. After it loads, click on the Facebook button (directly underneath "Ansell Lab") then Log In

      What are you expecting, and/or what are you seeing when you open that link?

      • Twisty on 03/06/2011 - 11:41

        I just get the Ansell logo then it goes and the screen stays on the background

        • dkslim on 03/06/2011 - 12:14

          That's because it's incompatible with internet explorer 9, use another browser.

        • chadiwrx on 03/06/2011 - 12:42

          If your using IE9 just click on the compatibility view in your address bar (top right corner). It looks like a broken page.

  • phobaphobic on 03/06/2011 - 11:04
    +3

    So now all my friends and family on Facebook will know that I like condoms? Great.

    • llama on 03/06/2011 - 11:37
      +1

      Surely you don't use just one real FB account for everything, do you?

      I've never even used Facebook, yet I have a couple of spare IDs just so I can grab this kind of stuff.

  • DeadlySaber on 03/06/2011 - 12:00
    +3

    Noooooooooo i want the old title back.

  • Turd on 03/06/2011 - 12:22
    +7

    So with this many free condoms who wants to have free protected sex with me?

    • Ambiguous on 03/06/2011 - 12:44
      +4

      Im already seeing an ozbargain spinoff dating website in the works.

    • ccrap on 03/06/2011 - 12:54
      +7

      Sorry turd, but with names like yours and mine i think people would rather root their new mytabs.

      • Turd on 03/06/2011 - 13:33
        +1

        Aww comeon … All the ladies love me…

  • pull the lever on 03/06/2011 - 13:57
    +1

    Now there's an official ozbargain uniform (http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/45623) coupled with dating services. Gotta love it!

  • nubzy on 03/06/2011 - 14:08
    +2

    I got mine today. it comes in plain packaging but its blue with some science symbols on it.

    It only has one condom in it the 'Skyn' type

    • dkslim on 03/06/2011 - 14:21
      +7

      Post your review of it when you're done ;)

  • heatseeker424 on 03/06/2011 - 15:20
    +11

    What's a condom?
    My mother is head of some Christian lobby and she never explained it to me.

    • shmahoo on 03/06/2011 - 16:42
      +2

      It wasn't explained to you during home-school?

    • joes on 03/06/2011 - 17:10
      +1

      I think you should ask ad-shell

    • MHLoppy on 04/06/2011 - 17:06

      I hope you're kidding lol

  • randoom on 03/06/2011 - 17:50
    +3

    Anyone think the name "Labs" isn't a good fit for this? I think of Google/Gmail Labs and their disclaimer that things could get removed or break at any time and think that's not the best of thoughts for this sort of product…

  • anastasiastarz on 03/06/2011 - 22:18
    +1

    It says "Address failed validation"…
    Help?

    • Gatecrasher on 03/06/2011 - 23:08

      Same here…

    • ofey on 03/06/2011 - 23:10

      Mine has the same problem… .

    • fatal on 03/06/2011 - 23:12

      Mine says this too =[

      • Ishadeon on 03/06/2011 - 23:27

        I had that issue. Until I put in my suburbs full name properly matching the postcode. Try that maybe.

        • ofey on 03/06/2011 - 23:31
          +2

          Tried all kinds of permutations of my suburb. Doesn't work still.

    • csg001 on 03/06/2011 - 23:33
      +1

      me too, dammit i want free condoms! grrrrrr >:(

  • noise36 on 04/06/2011 - 01:28
    -1

    Address wont verify? bummer.

    neg from me if it doesnt actually work

  • beccy_babe on 04/06/2011 - 10:56

    Deal must be over with, oh well!

    • Domingo on 04/06/2011 - 12:12
      +2

      If their method of advertising that the deal is over is by causing a failure in address verification, then they are pretty fail themselves.

  • Ishadeon on 04/06/2011 - 13:19
    +3

    Question: This mini-website is proving difficult. How am I supposed to "agree to the terms and conditions" to obtain my free sample, welcome pack or birthday gift when there is nowhere for me to tick a box?

    Answer: Hi there, if you are still having trouble requesting your gifts please contact us at [email protected] and we will make sure you recieve your sample.

    Saw this in the tell us section. You can use the same email to change your order.

  • JepunK on 04/06/2011 - 13:22

    Do you work for Ansell Ish? lol

    • issh on 04/06/2011 - 14:26
      +2

      I doubt it

      Because ishadeon is just being a helpful OZbargainer

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