Mask the Smell when driving Mrs Brown down the coast with V.I.Poo at half price for $5
V.I.Poo for $5 (RRP $10) at Coles
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Aap Ke Papa on 26/05/2019 - 18:37 shop.coles.com.au (2001 clicks)
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Hold it in for as long as you can and then Scream and shout and let it all out
Eat something which gives you diarrhoea, take the lid off the top of the cistern and evacuate your bowels into it.
Now when they flush, fresh poop will flow into the toilet bowl. It's the gift that keeps on giving!!
That's one of the most disgusting things I could ever imagine.
Love it! :)
Don't flush.
You got a welding mask?
Go on the floor
Eat spicy food
Laxatives and an industrial fan.
Fill a pot with water and boil it
I'm here for the toilet humour…
I'm here for the toilet humour…
No shit. :-)
Oh crap ditto.
Haha seriously though how do you make your bowel movements smell worse? I'm heading to a mate's place on Saturday and I wanna unload a huge stinking dump in his bowl.
Darrell Lea soft eating liquorice.
Sugar. Lots of sugar.
Eat lots of cabbage, Brussel sprouts, and broccoli— in garlic, the night before.
PS: that's a lot of sulfur & fibre, so be careful! Lol.
Eat lots of durian, hold your poo for a few days and release your Weapon of Mass Destruction in the public toilet for maximum carnage. This is the most lethal home-made biological weapon known to date.
Camping.
In addition to the techniques for creating greater stink, use the following method. See on the toilet backwards (i.e. front to the cistern). This will cause those lava logs to drop straight onto the porcelain at the front, rather than the water. They will usually cling on despite the flush so the stench will last even longer.
This move is known as the 180™.
We called it the “Reverse Kanga” at school.
If you're executing the 180™, be warned that in cases of high speed semi-liquid expulsions, the fudge could ricochet against the porcelain and coat the rear of your crown jewels. This move is known as "Chocolate coating the candies™".
Chilli + Protein. You have been warned. Good luck, and may the force be with you.
Need this when I drop the kids off at the pool and do the necessary paperwork.
That's timing. I'm actually taking the old girl on a little trip down south next weekend. Might not even need the windows down this time. Cheers, OP
Need this when I send a cigar to Trump
Best for when a brown dog is scratching at the back door
If it's brown, flush it down
Thanks updated
Have you any idea how many incense sticks you can buy for $5?
What movie was it again? was it with Ben Stiller?
If its yellow let it mellow. If its brown flush it down?
It's called Envy
Let me hear you say, this 💩 is 🍌
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Can't be that V.I. if it's half price. Sort of more like a c lister. C. I poo?
And if you look is it I. C. Poo?
Lol, the link brings to coles online with poo being the keyword…
Where the F robo sh!t is this world going to
Air fresheners for counteracting poo smell have been around since the 1950s..
There’s only one person coming across as socially awkward in this thread…… spoilers: it’s you champ.
this is a crap post
Shit comment mate
Definitely a shit post.
Drop it, guys.
Anyone had experience with this product? Price seems excessive to what's available on the shelf. Why would we be paying a premium for a lower volume? Is it really effective? Is it one minor spray?
This is the way it's meant to be used.
In order.
- Spray this stuff directly into the crapper. Directly on the water is best.
- Pad the landing (optional)
- Do your business.
Done.
FWIW, I had this stuff in our house for approximately 6 months after my wife bought it and my gripe with it was the floor was getting a oily film on it after using it..
Turns out I was using it incorrectly!
You spray it in the toilet, not the air.
Potent and works wellThanks kindly for the info, I would have done the same!
It works really well, better than a standard air freshener. But a real OzBargainer would save $5 and wallow in the musk of their own faecal discharge
Some would. Some however would be more astute and flush the toilet only 2 times a week letting it pile up.
🤢
This is a GMM I maybe don't want to watch knowing how they can be like ;)
mate uses it, it works…
then again, I've been using Glen20 for years and that works
VIPoo on special $5 for 55ml $9 per 100ml
Glen20 retail price $6.80 for 300ml $2.27 per 100ml
The only benefit of this is the small carryable size.
No different to me paying $3 for those tiny travel antiperspirant
Don't need it. My Sh1t doesn't stink.
Sh*t never smelt so good….
Not sure I need this in the fecesable future.
My grandfather used to strike a Redheads match.
Gangster style. Does the job, too. Apparently back in the day mobsters would do use this method if at the don’s house. Don’t wanna get whacked ya know.
My grandfather also used to cut up newspaper into strips to be used in lieu of toilet paper. He was an unknowing pioneer OzBargainer who battled through The Great Depression.
Hahaha, that’s fantastic. Love it!
You know, you can just grab a length of dunny paper and wave it around above the bowl like a rhythmic gymnast (ribbon event) for 5 seconds and it collects the pong. No joke. Really works and cheaper than VIPoo.. Seriously not shitting you… Try it.
I think it works better when you set one end on fire. It burns up the bad smells.
Maybe but you gotta spend 1c on a match, and a true ozbargainer is a bit tight in the ass and won't spend their hard earned dough on that extra expense when they bake and bust out a loaf.
I stole a paperclip from my office and stick that in the powerpoint to light the paper.
Thanks op
Didn't know about this product before
Instructions unclear. Used this to make lemonade
Very important poo
Just hold a jar up against your bum, poo in a jar, close the lid quickly and then hoard it under the facet.
Uh….what?
After about 15-20 weeks it turns into a liquid and tastes delicious.
Isn't that how they make chocolate milk?
Don't worry. The jars are reusable and only so often you smear on the rim before you screw the jar on.
Make sure you have a steady hand otherwise it smears in other places or you could accidently flick some fecal matter on your walls.
Or poo in empty toilet rolls and then fold the ends to make it look like a cute bonbon
Save extra by using rags instead of toilet paper. Use brown rags obviously.
This is the OzBargain way.
Seriously though, if you do your business and flush over and over again in between plops you could save the $5?
Warning:
Use only as directed. Read & retain instructions. Use in well ventilated areas. May produce an allergic reaction.If the area is well ventilated why would you need such a product in the first place
Thanks for the info….
When an exhaust fan alone isn't enough to tackle the pong..
Haha actually great logic, well done.
The ads for these kinds of products (see the PooPourri ones as well) are so weird and hilarious.
Anyone know whether this is environmentally safe to use? I don't really want to be flushing more harmful chemicals down the drain if it isn't.
its crap, personally, would not buy it
It's actually HARMFUL to the environment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/7hkoow/(profanity)/
Should have chocolate flavour.
Mask the smell? That's the best part!
Choice says it works as a standard air freshener, despite the crap about spraying into the toilet.
Contains:
2-Methylundecanal, 1-(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8-Octahydro-2,3,8,8-Tetramethyl-2-Naphthalenyl) Ethanone, Citral, Eucalyptol, Delta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl) -2-Buten-1-One.
Ethanone,
Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/108243Citral, Allergies
Eucalyptol,
Flammable, Irratant Health Hazard, Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/EucalyptolDelta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl) -2-Buten-1-One.
Irratant Health Hazard, Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/42296This. Negged.
Why they selling this rubbish
Stock up for the Logies. You will be judged.
Contains:
2-Methylundecanal, 1-(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8-Octahydro-2,3,8,8-Tetramethyl-2-Naphthalenyl) Ethanone, Citral, Eucalyptol, Delta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl) -2-Buten-1-One.
Ethanone,
Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/108243Citral,
AllergiesEucalyptol,
Flammable, Irratant Health Hazard, Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/EucalyptolDelta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl) -2-Buten-1-One.
Irratant Health Hazard, Enviromental Hazard
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/42296This product shouldn't be allowed to exist by virtue of their terrible ads, but this really drives the point home.
Seriously don't by this crap, read the label, it says don't put in water ways, and its made to get flushed! wtf!?
Smelling poo for a couple minutes is not worth this
Yeah, people can buy what they want, but this product is a clear sign of the power of advertising and the absurdity it can plunge people into.
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Anything to make the poo smell more intense?