The worlds ugliest shoes are going cheap at Costco Docklands - $9.97. What you see in the photo is what they have. (I'm not sure of the status at other Costcos). They come in black and a brownish colour that would blend nicely with any chicken poo that sticks on them when wandering around the yard. These are pretty good cushioning when standing around cooking and also, as mentioned, for slipping on when taking the compost out to the bin.
You will need a Costco membership.
If you are lucky, they might still have the recliner "theatre" seat in the scratch and dent area for $400 instead of $700ish (there was only one).
What a lot of crocs !!!