Some of you might know me from the Automotive forum as that guy who makes replies that are way to long. Most of you will not know who I am, and that's probably a good thing. No one really asks me about my life in the Automotive sector, but my life as a casino employee always works as conversation fuel, so I thought I would share…
I am an ex-casino games dealer and supervisor. I spent over 8 years working in one of Australia's biggest casinos. Not going to mention it, but some of you may guess where from my replies. I expressly do NOT speak on behalf of any casino I have worked for and may incur the wrath of their legal department if I go too deep.
I am happy to answer general questions about anything casino related, myths, superstitions and how working in the gaming industy has impacted on my life. Some things will be off the table. I will give reasons for not being able to talk about something in particular or try and explain it another way.
As a dealer, I dealt Blackjack, Pontoon, Roulette, Baccarat and Poker (about 14 variations of Poker), (not including all the other minor games like Caribbean Stud, Sic-Bo and the like.) I have only had minor exposure to gaming machines, that being said, I may or may not be able to answer your questions on "pokies". I still have friends in the industry, so if I don’t know, I may be able to find out…
My background is Automotive Technician, so working in the Casino was a pleasant departure from fixing cars. For the record, I have gone back to fixing trucks, cars and motorcycles. I no longer work in the gaming industry. I finished in 2013, so some things I answer may have changed since then.
Note to Mods: I know this may be seen as gambling related, but I can assure you, it isn't. If anything, I am now very anti-gambling, so I hope though my post, some people may be turned off gambling as a result.
Final Thoughts: Sadly, I think the time has come to close this thread. (Some of the questions are starting to go a bit off the rails ;)
I just wanted to say a really big thank you to everyone who posted in this thread, from the people who asked questions, to the people that helped out with answering questions. Everyone’s great attitude and curiosity made this into something way more awesome than I ever envisaged. I never thought for once that I would get so much interest and positive support. It gave me a great chance to relive some of my greatest memories and deal with some of my darkest moments, and for that, no words can express how humbled I feel for having such a great bunch of people to share my story with. If it wasn’t for each and every one of you, this thread would never have gained the traction and interest that it did…
So, again, thank you everyone for making this an AMA to remember :D party_poppers.gif
PS: Get ready for my "I'm an Automotive Mechanic/Technician… AMA", where I bogan up, lose the literacy, use a lot more (profanity) and try to answer things I will probably make more guess work then fact work. Would people even want to read that? Only time will tell… (And for those that asked in another thread… I am also a locksmith, yes, and once I have a lot more industry experience under my belt, I may just come back and do an AMA on that… :D )
I was playing poker at Adelaide casino once when a player asked a long time dealer 'So how do you win money at a casino?'
The dealer responded very bluntly: "I tell my friends, Don't Play!" Best advice I have ever heard.
Every game is stacked against you. Play long enough and you will lose. Poker? Sure, there's an element of skill, but from what I have seen the tight players get slaughtered by the looser better players, the drunk idiots lose the lot, while everyone else trades bad beats with one another. The house always wins there too.
I have yet to see someone have fun on a pokie machine. They sit there, emotionless, eyes glazed over, pressing that button every few seconds like a hamster trying to get a food treat. If they win they reach down and pick up the coins without any emotion, then feed them into the machine. Repeat until the player has nothing left. Back again tomorrow for the time of their life!
Western Australians are smart cookies to have never legalized pokies in their bars and clubs.