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Xiaomi Mijia Smart Toilet Seat w/ Waterproof Electric Bidet USD$255.00 (~AUD$316.25) -EXPRESS POST @ LightInTheBox

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Are you interested in a refreshing toilet experience, but this Geekbuying post for $330 was not enough to convince you to pull the trigger? Because:

  • It's pre-order.
  • Shipping time - you still have to wipe for another month (at least). That's minimum 60 times, assuming you go twice a day. Real stats may be more.

Well let Sky brings joy to your life by offering the Xiaomi Mijia "Smart" Toilet Seat with Electric Bidet at 15 bucks cheaper! Okay it's not Ozbargain level discount I know but the deal here is Express shipping - 3 to 6 business days from China is impressive and it's probably faster than Australia Post in some places.

So treat yourself to life's little luxury. You can now shake hands right after you go!¹

Remember to:

1-Select USD currency at upper right, above Cart (screenshot)
2-Uncheck Shipping Insurance
ANNNNNNND (drumroll)

5% cashback from CashRewards so essentially it is US$242.25 = around $300 Aussie mollars.

¹Marketing only - actual hand-shaking may never happen in real life.

Copy & paste specs below if you can't be bothered doing research:
Or watch a 3-minute Youtube video
Want to see how it actually sprays - watch this 30-second Youtube demo

Main Features:
● Instant Hot Constant Water Temperature
Once start washing, fresh water source is heated to constant temperature and remained constant state for a longtime wash to save energy
- Hygienic fresh water, prevent from bacteria breeding
- More energy-saving than thermal storage type
- After longtime washing, water temperature is still unchanging
● Comfortable Feminine Cleaning
With one nozzle on the side rim for cleaning the anus and genital areas, helping female to clean their vulva easily and keep healthy even in the menstruation period
● 4-grade Adjustable Water Temp. Pressure Seat Temp.
- Easy to customize your optimum water temperature, seat temperature and washing pressure
- As you sit down, the inserted sensor senses the user sitting on the toilet seat and automatically turn down the temperature, avoiding from burning your skin
● Cold-hot Massage Washing Function
Cold water and hot water massages your body by turns to relax your skin and improve partial blood circulation
● Hip Wash Back and Forth
Press the "Hip Wash" button again, the nozzle will move back and forth constantly to expand the washing area, improving the cleaning effect
● Standard External PP Cotton Filter
Coming with a PP cotton filter, it effectively filters out more than 20 microns of impurities such as sand, dirt, rust and worms, providing more hygienic washing water than bathing
● Dual-self-cleaning Nozzle / UV Sterilization
Before washing, the ringlike flow will clean the nozzle thoroughly with UV light automatically killing the bacteria on the nozzle when the user is away from the toilet seat
● Considerate Details Design
- LED nightlight illumination
Convenient for night use, without disturbing your family
- Full body IPX4 waterproof
Splash-proof in full range, safe and reliable for daily use
- Seat cover slowly down
Prevent the seat ring falling down quickly with a harsh sound
- Safety protection
In emergency of electrical leakage, the plug will auto shutdown

Plug adaptor is included

Specifications:
Voltage rating: 220V, 50Hz
Power rating: 1340W
Max power: 1500W
Heating type: instant hot
Water supply temperature: 4 - 40 Deg.C
Water pressure range: 0.08 - 0.75MPa
Waterproof rating: IPX4
Note: the data is tested by the condition: 15 Deg.C water inlet temp, 39 Deg.C water outlet temp ( max ), 800ml/min water flow ( max )

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closed Comments

  • +22

    Xiaomi sure are dumping a lot of deals on OZB lately.

    • +22

      I guess they're trying to wipe away all stock before the Chinese New Year closure.

      • +20

        I'm not flush with funds at the moment so I'm gonna have to pass.

        • +17

          Well, when you have to go, you have to go.

        • +8

          I'm going to log this for future perusal on the can.

        • +10

          @sky blu: Upgrading the bathroom is going to have to remain a pipe dream.

        • +7

          @bdl: Let us know when you decide to download all logs to share on Ozbargain.

        • +6

          @sky blu: Once I purge and flush the back logs, I will make sure I securely wipe the docker container.

        • +5

          I was going to make a shit post about this, but the product aint half bad…

        • +4

          Does it come with a poop knife?

        • Literally pass.

        • These jokes are scatalogical. I'm going to turn the other cheek.

    • -5

      Just logged on after making a huge download, I’m impressed!
      Will have to see my bank and make a large deposit for this deal
      Wife thinks I’m a brown noser for this purchase but I don’t give a sh*t

  • +2

    Xiaomi Toliet Seat Even

  • +6

    I sh*t my pants when I saw this deal

    • +9

      For this instance, you have no use of this product.

      • +1

        I'd say in contrary he really need to use this to clean up the aftermath!

  • +2

    I need that light so i can see my "waste" more clear!!!

  • +2

    Ordered.

  • +7

    FINALLY!

  • +2

    Assume you will need to have a power plug and water supply to install this?!

    • +3

      You got it, Sherlock!

    • +7

      water supply is easy.
      power is not.

      • +5

        Installation video (in Chinese) for those who are interested: https://youtu.be/QgCYCZQktEg

        • +4

          Wow, that's a bit more than installation… 4:40 he's giving it a test run, seems to be giving him a happy fun poopy time!

      • +5

        Waiting for Mi Wireless PowerPoint

    • +1

      Would you need a separate water supply from the one that attaches to the toilet?

      • +1

        One would assume so… as most places the flush uses recycled water and for bidet you should use fresh water like the one in your sink

        • +5

          Not that many use grey water for toilets. Most councils dont allow it as well

        • +3

          Most places? This is the first I've heard of this, but I'm no expert in plumbing. I assumed all water that comes to your house is the same type of water.

        • +1

          @robhung:
          My guess is most houses just use tap water for the flush tank, but always good to get an opinion from a plumber to be sure.

        • +1

          @rustynail:

          Thanks for the tips!

        • +2

          @robhung:

          My toilet use recycle water from Sydney Olympic parrk

      • +2

        No, it's a splitter connection

      • It is supplied with a splitter so you use the same water tap from the wall, which will split into the unit and the toilet. At least that’s what happened with the bidet I bought from Japan.

        • How is your unit from Japan?

          Thinking of getting one, but this price point looks very attractive.

          I'm just not sure about the quality, etc.

        • @movieman:
          I went to japan, bought one and brought it back with me. Whole luggage right there…

        • @ATangk: did you buy one with a japanese power plug? i'm in japan now and wanting to buy one but my concern is the different power voltages between japan and aus. do you just use a power converter?

        • @savemejebus:
          Its a little more expensive, but places like Bic Camera and Yodabashi Camera (Bought from Shinjuku station one) have 'overseas' model selection. Usually, its an entire floor dedicated to 220-240V appliances, and will also show which type of plug it is. Find one suitable for AU plug and bite the bullet on the cost, which will be more expensive than the local 110V ones.

          The cost of local vs overseas items can be up to 3x the cost (Kettle for example). Because Japan.

  • +4

    Is this wifi enabled so I can spray remotely?

    • +11

      Go on, ask about Band 28…

    • +1

      yes

    • +2

      now imagine you go to your mate's place and connected to his wifi with the xiaomi app….hilarious

    • +3

      Shit, may as well be - can't remember the last time I took a dump without being in my phone, it would be a genuine convenience to clean my ass from my phone

      • +6

        Imagine it had a camera so you can aim from your phone….

        • +2

          Looking forward to sharing your downloads?

          What is the best way to get something out of your fb experience? 'Like my dump! :X '

          Best viewed in slow motion on Occulus Rift 3D

  • +6

    "So treat yourself to life's little luxury. You can now shake hands right after you go!"

    So guys its a great deal! you can save by not having a sink in the bathroom! those cost like a few hundred by themselves already.

    • +2

      I don't think it washes your hands?

      • +1
        1. You can avoid needing to wash your hands by never putting your hands beat your ass. Sounds wet, but clean enough maybe…. Maybe…

        2. Nothing stopping you from cleaning your hands with the bidet.

        In all seriousness, since this filters water - it's actually better to use the bidet to brush your teeth with too.

    • +6

      It can also act as a drink fountain. Multi-purpose!

  • +10

    I don't know about everybody else but I don't have a power point in the toilet so that's an additional expense to consider.

    • +5

      I put one next to the bathtub when I built my house…

      You know… Just in case…

    • Just use an extension cord. I am sure most of us without a pp in the lav will use one, rather then pay to put power in such a potenially wet area. (If your toilet is a smallish separate room).

  • +5

    No warm air dryer if I recall correctly, not worth it for half the experience.

    • +4

      Would love to see some Dyson airblade action on my junk

    • Warm air dryer is nice but it’s quite useless in reality.

      • I disagree. My arse gets dry and I use far less paper as a consequence.

  • +1

    Is this seat smart enough to clean itself if I have an explosive diarrhoea?

    • +12

      It just SMSes Hawaii with a chemical threat alert

      • +1

        Too smart

  • +1

    The meme has turned in on itself.

  • +2

    mmm, 240vac under my ass when i'm taking a dump …

    • +7

      Light in the box? Fire in the hole!

  • +4

    This product was inevitable.

    • +4

      Well, nature's call…

      • +1

        … depend on the inevitable.

  • +6

    No air dry. Dealbreaker.

    • +1

      Doesn't have bluetooth, no deal

      • +1

        No laser projector caring 150 inch action of me pooping live onto the wall - no deal

        • +3

          Also no Band 28. Dealbreaker.

    • +3

      No inbuilt USB charger, no deal.

  • -2

    B28?

    • +1

      Finally, a B28 joke without an upvote. Been waiting over a year for this

      • +1

        As a first time B28 poster, very disappointed without an upvote tho.

        • Aww… Pressure and guilt… But I must remain strong!

        • I'm probably the only person who's been downvoted for a B28 post. Just one though. All my others have been upvoted.

        • @flaminglemon: you monster…

      • Banned 28

    • +1

      Got you bud <3

      • I took it away. I have a dream, and I won't have you ruin it!

        • Someone just made your dream…. A nightmare!!! Dun dun dahh

  • +2

    Can anyone give a rough estimate on how much it would cost to get a sparky to fit a new outlet?

    • +1

      Do you even Ozbargain, bro?

      • +2

        Not sure what you mean mate. It's a genuine question.

        • +5

          About $200. Start a forum post on here, maybe a fellow Ozbargain sparky can help you out.

        • +5

          @sky blu: Cheaper to run an extension lead from the lounge room, past the shower, round the back of the toilet. Cut the chinese plug off if it doesn't fit, and poke the bare wires into the extension's socket. Use some duct tape to keep the wires in and you're done.

          Anyone missing the bowl afterwards may (or may not!) live to regret it.

    • +3

      $150 or thereabouts…

    • +1

      Powerpoints should be around $120

    • +1

      Extension cords all the way to the kitchen.

      • +1
      • +1

        Is that one for the missus so she can still cook while on the dunny

    • the problem is to run a cable there.
      If you have an outlet on the other side of the wall, it should be $200.

      if you need to run the cable behind the tiles, you need both sparky and tiler and can cost thousands.

  • +1

    does this mean no wifi no poo

    • +1

      or worse than that, no wifi no water ?

      • +1

        you can always fallback to your current modus operandi…

  • +1

    I wonder how to install this..!

    • +1

      Really?

      You plug in power.
      You plug in water.
      You plug in toilet seat… Using a screw in action.

      A lot of people probably won't have a power point in isolated toilets.

  • -1

    Does it have heated seats?

    • +2

      Did you even read?

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