[Android] Free: Emo Battery (Was $1.39) @ Google Play

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Clear on 07/08/2017 - 21:29 play.google.com (648 clicks)
Last edited 08/08/2017 - 01:31 by 1 other user

If you're like most people, you are horrible at keeping your battery charged. You know that you should plug it in, but there's something inside you that just prevents this from happening.

You need help.
You need - EmoBattery.

It's the only app that utilized one of 4 emotionally appealing voices to generally guilt and shame you into plugging in.

Choose

• Sad Robot
• Passive Aggressive Girlfriend
• Nagging Mom
• or Dying Soldier.

Each one of these artisan voices have been delicately crafted for the maximum emotional response.

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• jv on 07/08/2017 - 21:47 Comment score below threshold.
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    gimli on 07/08/2017 - 21:52

    +8

    You need a neg

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  kahn on 07/08/2017 - 21:54

  +2

  This looks inferior to the Goth Battery app.

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    [Deactivated] on 07/08/2017 - 23:07

    Everything looks inferior to it

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  Diji1 on 07/08/2017 - 22:04

  Bikie Battery

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  havebeerbelywillsumo on 07/08/2017 - 23:34

  +2

  I'd recommend a Sultan battery. Always good for a charge.

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  ash2000 on 08/08/2017 - 09:19

  "Only 10-50 installs" …. Hardly a Tried and Tested title.

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    Clear on 08/08/2017 - 10:07

    You can be 51 then.