The fact that this cow was $279 is just udderly crazy, but people might be more tolerant of the new price.
Perfect Christmas gift for anyone who might have a beef with you, or you with them!
Sorry I just want to milk these puns :)
Key Features
- Give your garden a country feel with this rural styled Resin Cow.
- Measuring 77cm (H)x 34cm (W) x 107cm (D), the Resin Cow will meld perfectly into most gardens.
Thanks to Price Hipster
Don't have a cow, man.
Just had to be up top didn't you scrim? :P
Well, udder know.
Is there an A2 version?
They all have A2.
So all the A1 Condition units are sold out?
I can see about 50 cows out my window, it's not all that interesting.
Colleagues?….
The original open plan office.
Cow-orkers?
Probably not for the lack-toes intolerant.
vegetarian beef
too higher steaks for me
Yeah that's still a lot of cheddar, even if it's fat reduced. I usually just skim these kind of deals but when I herd about it I thought I would chuck a comment in. I wonder it Harvey's actually gets a cut at this price?
Man-you-are the best.
well thats a shit pun
Man-you-are! I hate man-you-are!
Jeez milking this for all it's worth fellas…
Having trouble mooving this stock, so they thought they'd farm it out to ozbargain!
+1 for the puns spackbace
Is it cold here? I'm Fresian.
Fresians are jolly good fellows
Usually i can think of a reason why I am buying weird stuff I see here, i just need to make it sound reasonable to my wife. With this one I can't even convince myself why i need it
It'll always make her feel thin…?
I hope
harsh!
I call BS!
Love it!
don't have a cow man this may solve that!
Calf price! They must heifer lot of live stock.
Angus what! Everyone gets a vote.
wtf…I would seriously take one…if they remove a 0 from the pricetag
That's your personal opinion
I think they have a sheep version which you may prefer, which is a total baaaaargain
please guys, don't start beef.
missed out on the Dan Murphy's/liquor one spirits promo's did we? … there's always a pill u can take… i think its called chill or something
Buy three and claim the $100 Amex cashback
Then you would have a herd.
But would you have them delivered, or do a local pick-up? Three cows in a hatchback? Hmmm
Hardly Normal lives up to the reputation.
I think that $279 was an utterly sky-high price and Gerry demanded that the cows be mooo-ved as quickly as possible.
Does it even moo?
Does this one have feet or does it lactose?
This looks like udder rubbish..
I think you're misteaken
I was going to make a bad joke, but I cudn't be bothered.
Lemme chew on that for a while…
Great product. No bull.
I am in a bad moo-d cause of all these puns..
Holy cow 🐮
Bull-dust!
These are free in the perth cbd at the moment. Yes, they are part of an art installation, but it's so bad I don't think anybody would care if they went missing
All this humour about living and feeling individual beings that people routinely kill for nothing but pleasure. Moral dissonance and tokenism to the extreme.
Maybe it's the single military vegan on Ozb?
Meh, it just went in one ear and out the udder.
Just the thing to leave on the desk of the female manager you hate.
Once, we hated our manager, who happened to be female. Someone unrelated to our team sent around this flyer advertising some "giving" gifts. IE, you could give a gift in someone's name, and they'd get a card telling them you did. One of the things you could give was a goat to an African village. So we got her a goat. (I saw the flyer and instantly said, "We're giving X a goat," and passed it to my officemate, who read it and concurred, "We're giving her a goat. Who else should we ask?". We got 6 people to contribute toward the modest cost of this goat, LOL.)
my manager is female and to be honest i quite like her.. .loll id def get her a goat.. or a cow… luckily she'd also find it amusing :P
@scud70: I am a woman myself. I've had both female and male managers. I've had really, really bad managers (like, did things that deserved termination, but the female cosied her way out of it, although the male couldn't) of both genders. The female who got our goat was the one that slipped her way out of accountability.
@NWLikeShopping: hehehe oooh thats way different… female with a female manager is another story altogether! so far i've been very lucky (manager wise) but time will tell how this one pans out … loll
Measuring 77cm (H)x 34cm (W) x 107cm (D)
How big is her desk?!
thats what she said…..
Manager = big desk, and not a hot desk. (Unless the resin cow is really realistic, and then I expect it would be a hot desk for a short time eventually.)
I was going to buy one to put inside my giant hollow Formicidae, but discovered there's not quite enough ruminant.
Wheres the beef?
wut
Very a-moo-sing
This is a cowtastrophe.
It behooves me to say this should stop, but the hide of some people…
What's with the cashback saying it's 50%?
What's the real amount?
I wish I cud have one. I guess I'll have to put this deal out to pasture.
For what really is a miniature bit of plastic for the garden with no practical function it's a cow of a deal.
However……….
Hardly does have a little treasure hidden there
http://www.harveynorman.com.au/resin-kookaburra-on-stump.htm…
a lifesize kookaburra for only ten bucks!!!
and it should earn its keep…. scaring away those bl****dy pesky f******* minor birds!
and if you want to make an even better investment, get yourself a breeding pair!!
** maximum of 2 per customer
** not affiliated with hardly or kookaburras
That's one attractive cow, I'd sing "Something in the way she mooves, attracts me like no udder lover" but I fear it would make me a cowt-cast. On the other hand it might be legendairy. But now that I look closer, this is not the cow I thought she was, in fact I've never seen herbivore. What? You don't like puns? Well, OK, I guess sometimes it is better to be seen and not herd. Anyway that's enough for one night, it's pasture bedtime and if we don't get some sleep we're gonna be a bad mooo-d in the morning.
https://crikey-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2016/11/gerr…
"I like to mooch off my suppliers while asking for much mooor from my dumb customers. Cop GST on imports under $1000 next year, plebs. Hahaaaahaaa."
Moosical?
Your description is very amoosing