This was posted 8 years 1 month 13 days ago, and might be an out-dated deal.

Related
  • expired

Donald Trump Toilet Paper - US$2.09 (~AU$2.73) Delivered (from 11/11) @ AliExpress

4790
Donald Trump Toilet Paper - US$2.09 (~AU$2.73) Delivered (from 11/11) @ AliExpressAffiliate
Go to Deal
Cashback
spackbace on 09/11/2016 - 14:51 aliexpress.com (6180 clicks)
Last edited 12/11/2016 - 12:36 by 1 other user
This post contains affiliate links. OzBargain might earn commissions when you click through and make purchases. Please see this page for more information.

Cheapest I can find on AE :)

  • Whether you support Donald Trump or not, there's no denying the hilarity of his unique facial expressions. This novelty toilet paper features one of Trump's most iconic expressions, in all its glory, on every single sheet. So, for the 2016 presidential election, why don't you grab a roll and show Trump your support; or you can show him how you really feel.
  • Material: Wood pulp
  • Specification:2 ply 240 Sheets
This is part of Singles' Day Sales for 2016.
Home & Garden Singles Day Toilet Paper Trump2016

Related Stores

AliExpress
AliExpress
Marketplace
AliExpress 1189481
AliExpress 1189481

closed Comments

  • furiousgeorge on 09/11/2016 - 14:52
    +114

    That's PRESIDENT Trump to you.

    • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 14:53
      +1

      beat me by seconds, #MAGA

      • bargaino on 09/11/2016 - 18:07
        +16

        Make your Ass Gleam Again!

        • kahn on 09/11/2016 - 20:05
          +11

          Make your ass white again.

    • shavi on 09/11/2016 - 15:08

      It'll be very close. California (55), Oregon (7) and Washington State (12) are not online yet and will most likely go to Clinton.
      I hope neither party asks for recounts. Really don't want to delay this process anymore.

      • triviums on 09/11/2016 - 15:11
        +10

        New York Times predicts that there is a 95% chance of Trump winning…

        • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 15:14
          +4

          as i said lower down, hes won the key battleground states already, its a done deal. :)

      • BargainCowboy on 09/11/2016 - 15:34
        +2

        CA is ALWAYS blue. But what's the difference, he got FL and OH.

      • GnarlyKnuckles on 09/11/2016 - 22:26
        +1

        'I hope neither party asks for recounts.'

        Clinton has just officially conceded… so no chance of that.

    • 51ngh on 09/11/2016 - 15:35
      +1

      No shit BRO !!!!!

    • Kapinny on 09/11/2016 - 15:53

      Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin

    • BrainSand on 09/11/2016 - 20:36
      +1

      well now, if i buy this, i'll be taking a President Dump

    • strangeloops66 on 10/11/2016 - 02:02
      +4

      Yep, he's on a roll.

    • SultansOfSwing on 10/11/2016 - 09:12
      +3

      It's 'President-elect'

      • bluesix on 10/11/2016 - 09:27
        +1

        I assume you're making a Simpsons reference so I'll give you an upvote

    • endotherm on 11/11/2016 - 00:34
      +1

      That's President Elect Trump to you. Not sworn in yet.

  • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 14:52
    +13

    thats president trump to you, thanks :)

  • Savas on 09/11/2016 - 14:54
    +8

    Thanks been waiting for a deal on this

  • bonky on 09/11/2016 - 14:55
    +1

    are you sure that paper isnt fake … like his hair?

    • Kangal on 09/11/2016 - 17:45

      …some say its made of the same silky material

  • Scooter77 on 09/11/2016 - 14:56
    +29

    probably not that useful…as it wont take sh*t from no one!!

  • ironworthy on 09/11/2016 - 14:56
    +3

    of course this is coming out of china. Trump gonna screw them hard

    • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 14:57
      +2

      give it a week they will be desperately trying to sell this just to make up the loss from all the jobs swinging back to america

      hopefully australia can wake up and learn from this…

      • ItsMeAgro on 09/11/2016 - 18:24
        +13

        LOL, yeah that's exactly how it will work mate…

  • [Deactivated] on 09/11/2016 - 14:56
    +10

    I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message

  • OM7D on 09/11/2016 - 14:57
    -1

    Adds are getting smarter

  • JoseEduardoRP on 09/11/2016 - 14:57
    +8

    Thanks OP. Ordered a few. It will be fun trying to reproduce his bad tan whenever I wipe my ass with it.

  • paulaus on 09/11/2016 - 14:58
    -1

    His head looks crooked but Hillary's would be more crooked.

  • shortgum on 09/11/2016 - 15:00
    +1

    Trump is well ahead now. looks like he gonna win…

  • xoom on 09/11/2016 - 15:01
    +17

    trumps leading at the moment. guess hillary better like the orange jumpsuit she gonna be wearing if trump gets his way and sends her to jail.

    • spackbace on 09/11/2016 - 15:05
      +10

      Guess she'll have to help build the Mexican wall :P

      • Kangal on 09/11/2016 - 17:50
        +3

        No, no… we need more lemon pledge.

    • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 15:05
      +1

      hes got it in the bag, already won the swing states so cant lose from here.

    • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 15:48
      -6

      i see 3 deluded $hillary supporters voted against you :)

      • Mobe1969 on 09/11/2016 - 16:18
        +3

        LOL. How can any same person be a supporter of either of these! I can't stand that voting in these bipartisan "democracies" just get down to which candidate is least worse. And for this election, it is like they deliberately tried to find the two worst candidates possible.

        I hope this whole s##t show shakes up their whole system, and people there finally realise how broken the system is.

        • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 16:27
          -5

          like you, i was initially against trump but the more i paid attention to whats happening over there, how (profanity) corrupt the clintons, hte news agencies over there, corrupt the FBI is over there, frankly trump is possibly the one last chance to save the world specially considering what horrid things are happening all through europe etc.

          will he live up to that promise? we have no idea but imho he had to be given a chance. he was the one standout of all the runners

          lets hope this forces australian politics Make Australia Great Again

        • Mobe1969 on 09/11/2016 - 16:50
          +2

          @nosdan: Yeah they are a perfect long term career examples of how corrupt their system is. I mean I can't understand the whole "Lobbyist" setup over there. Everywhere else we'd just label it bribery and corruption, but it is just part of the system. Whoever has the money can get anything done by paying politicians "campaigns" or "foundations".

          Interesting times ahead.

        • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 17:03
          +3

          @Mobe1969: yep and trump happily admitted that hes used those bribe avenues in hte past because they are (hopefully were) just part of doing business in america. he has vowed to put an end to them

          the other big difference is that with the kinda of businesses he runs hes seen the effect on him and his businesses by throwing all the money, jobs amd investments offshore and i hope he changes it to look after america first and keep the money cycling locally not flushing it away overseas

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-CiPVo_NQ

        • Justcuz on 09/11/2016 - 17:15

          @nosdan: what about the third party candidates? There's others aren't there?

    • malouphix on 09/11/2016 - 16:27
      +2

      If Trump wins, orange is the new black

      • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 16:28
        +2

        specially for hillary

        • Kangal on 09/11/2016 - 17:47
          +1

          And my TV… his orange face is gonna mess with my contrast settings.

        • [Deactivated] on 09/11/2016 - 17:52

          @Kangal:
          OLED TV prices may start coming down. No one needs the contrast anymore.

      • [Deactivated] on 09/11/2016 - 20:24
        -1

        **Orange is the new Barrack

    • unkown on 09/11/2016 - 16:39
      +13

      Well I guess Trump was right…the elections are rigged.

      • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 16:54
        +2

        they actually were
        1) voting machines several times "accidentally" changed trump votes to clinton, no reports i have seen that its ever changed a vote away from clinton anywhere in the country

        2) in VA hillary won by 60,000 votes after the governor there allowed 60,000 felons to vote

        3) in florida they were busted stuffing votes in for hillary

        but trump still managed to win. good finally triumphs evil

        • Lord Fart Bucket on 09/11/2016 - 16:56
          +8

          don't you mean evil triumphs evil?

        • Mobe1969 on 09/11/2016 - 16:57
          +2

          Pretty terrible how corrupt the entire system is. Just depressing.

          I wonder what sort of felons the 60000 the governor gave pardons too were?

        • Mobe1969 on 09/11/2016 - 16:59
          +2

          @Martijn:
          Hah yes. Voting in one of our bipartisan dictatorships (I mean democracies) is like asking if you would like to have your left hand cut off, or your right hand. The answer is "none, but if I had to make a choice, I'd loose the one I didn't write with"….

        • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 17:06
          +5

          @Mobe1969: some were murdered on long sentences who are already locked back up on more murder charges

          it really is so bad over there its scary and aus is heading down the same path blindly, making all the same bad mistakes.

        • Mobe1969 on 09/11/2016 - 17:09
          +3

          @nosdan: Jeez, that is just unbelievable. I do hope this triggers some sort of change / backlash against the utter idiocy that it has deteriorated to.

        • Justcuz on 09/11/2016 - 17:19
          +1

          @Martijn: don't you mean evil 'trumps' evil? :P
          I also heard that's how bernie sanders lost Against Clinton

        • jackau on 09/11/2016 - 17:47

          lol the Question Mark trumps the known evil… we will see what the seventh level does to Trump in the coming week

        • malouphix on 09/11/2016 - 20:36

          @Martijn: don't you mean dumb and dumber?

        • mchoodie on 09/11/2016 - 22:04

          @Martijn:

          Evil Trump's evil.

        • ubcool on 12/11/2016 - 11:49

          trump the racist sexual deviant is the good guy ? i think you might have to buy a new moral compass..

  • dlf73 on 09/11/2016 - 15:02

    If is was made from his hair, I would buy and use this exclusively…..

    • Lord Fart Bucket on 09/11/2016 - 16:57
      +1

      Synthetic fibres will clogg your drain

  • rickyygee on 09/11/2016 - 15:02

    That tag

  • mick123 on 09/11/2016 - 15:06
    +64

    my wife just used it.. the toilet paper grabbed her by the p***y

    • lyl-Lychee on 09/11/2016 - 15:37
      +3

      Yeah, I was about to say. I really, really don't want that on my privates.

  • gelf69 on 09/11/2016 - 15:08
    +9

    I wouldn't buy this since
    sh!t hasn't stuck to him at all so far

  • AussieDaddy on 09/11/2016 - 15:09

    Buy and use it if you want Trump to grab you by the shit-hole.

  • Clear on 09/11/2016 - 15:10
    +1

    Reported for spam? Two guesses who they were.

    You win AliExpress. No one can top this.

  • Clear on 09/11/2016 - 15:13

    Aaand don't forget the Donald Trump mask

  • Windows7forever on 09/11/2016 - 15:13

    Constipated Trump.

  • froodh on 09/11/2016 - 15:13

    Good for grabbing something…

  • serin on 09/11/2016 - 15:15

    If only there is Abbott suppositories.

  • itstuan on 09/11/2016 - 15:15
    +6

    All the jokes aside, love or hate him, anyone paying 5 times more for a toilet roll is obviously stupid and so is your vote.

    • Ozymandias on 09/11/2016 - 20:24
      +1

      Nup, a perfect use of my money. Looking forward to having him wipe my ass.

      • itstuan on 09/11/2016 - 20:46
        +2

        Suit yourself hero. Just keep in mind that he's not actually wiping your ass, you are.

        • Ozymandias on 09/11/2016 - 21:05
          +4

          I'm happy enough with the metaphor.

  • WhiteY_au on 09/11/2016 - 15:17

    This is by far the most ridiculous yet appropriate item I've ever seen posted on OzBargain, ever.

    Good find!

    • DeWalt on 09/11/2016 - 15:27
      +1

      Can you do me a favour and remind the Wall Street Journal that all Australians are disgusting misogynists because Germaine Greer (yeah, the feminist) said that Julia Gillard had a big ass. Most other newspapers followed suit. We gotta make up our mind if personal attacks on a politician are appropriate or not.

      • RockyRaccoon on 09/11/2016 - 15:35
        +5

        personal attacks on a politician are appropriate or not.

        Absolutely, as long as they are of the opposite political view of those making up their mind, thats been a standard for eternity

  • baldur on 09/11/2016 - 15:19
    +8

    Now that trump has clinched the presidency, this can be used by Clinton fans to wipe their teardrops.

  • carwashhair on 09/11/2016 - 15:20
    +14

    My new morning routine - Dump & Trump

  • iNeedMoreMoney on 09/11/2016 - 15:21

    best deal of the day thanks op

  • Ciccillo on 09/11/2016 - 15:23

    The SHIT will complain!

  • GreatWhiteHunter on 09/11/2016 - 15:23
    +2

    I want a Hillary version so she can lick me clean.

  • altomic on 09/11/2016 - 15:24
    +5

    Using shit to wipe shit

    • [Deactivated] on 09/11/2016 - 20:25
      +2

      Salty salty tears…glorious.

  • limey on 09/11/2016 - 15:25
    -1

    If Trump gets royalties from the use of his photo on the paper, I will not buy it. Why pay him!?

    • Jack D Price on 09/11/2016 - 15:27
      +14

      It's from China. They literally have no word in their language for 'royalties' or 'copyright'

      • RockyRaccoon on 09/11/2016 - 15:32
        -1

        Not true,

        No word for FOREIGN royalties….

      • Surrealblank on 09/11/2016 - 17:37
        +1

        Chinese - English
        版權 - copyright

  • Jack D Price on 09/11/2016 - 15:26

    That's President of the Universe to you. Now wipe away

  • NosDan on 09/11/2016 - 15:31
    +14

    now that trumps president there is going to be hell toupee….

  • insular on 09/11/2016 - 15:41
    +6

    Made in Gina

  • EightImmortals on 09/11/2016 - 15:44

    Is it recycled? Or do we have to beat the sh*t out of it ourselves?

  • zhen on 09/11/2016 - 15:48
    +2

    What is the normal price?

Login or Join to leave a comment
Login Join